Chapter 191 Opening Event, Free for Life!
"...I only like women!" Turner heard Zhou Yi say this, and suddenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. He had a terrible guess and quickly explained.
"I know! I only like women, too!" Zhou Yi rolled his eyes, "I mean there is still a long time before you can learn!"
"study?"
"But it's just a few hundred kinds of wine, and there are hundreds of words in the sky, and many of them are repeated. Although you are definitely not as good as my memory, even if you are just an ordinary person, you can remember it in one night. Live the names of these wines and what kind of wines they correspond to, right?"
Turner: "..."
Do you have any misunderstandings about ordinary people?
"Should...probably...maybe..."
"Then let's get started!"
Turner had to shut his mouth honestly, and then started to learn with Zhou Yi.
What else can be done, the boss has spoken, and the workers can do whatever they want!
the next day.
Zhou Yi's first tavern officially opened.
Due to many previous incidents, almost everyone in the town already knew about the existence of Zhou Yi and his tavern, and because Zhou Yi deliberately mentioned many times or vaguely mentioned it in these incidents, he was full of wine that the tavern was about to sell. curiosity.
What kind of wine is it?
Naturally, some people gathered in front of the tavern.
Some people saw people gathered here, and suddenly became curious - "What are those people doing?"
I came over and asked, that's what happened!
So, there are more and more people.
This is also within Zhou Yi's calculations!
Under everyone's attention, the door of the tavern opened, and then Turner, who had drooping eyelids, came out, yawning uncontrollably when he first went out.
According to Turner's physical fitness, a night without sleep is not much, but it also depends on what is being done.
Presumably many people have had such personal experience - playing games late at night and studying late at night are obviously the same physical state at the same time point, but the former is able to be more energetic, while the latter will only lead to inexplicable fatigue. ...except on the last day of winter and summer vacations.
For Turner, such a law also exists, but because it is the first day of work, he has to control himself not to fall into a state of drowsiness, but even so, some drowsiness is inevitable.
Under such a state, his learning efficiency will naturally be much lower.
But fortunately, Zhou Yi directly blessed him with a few magics to improve his spirit, and he succeeded in persevering.
In short, after being "tortured" by Zhou Yi for a night, Turner finally mastered the names of hundreds of wines.
Therefore, sometimes, people do not force themselves, and they have no idea what kind of miracles they can achieve. Many college students in China should have a deep understanding of this. After all, most of them should have done one subject a day. Come out, and that subject may have never been heard in class.
Turner has no complaints about this. Zhou Yi gave such a generous reward. What did he pay for this level of effort?
Of course, the physiological response of yawning is beyond control.
Turner was walking to the door, half yawned, and was about to stretch himself when he suddenly saw the group of people in front of him, and was so frightened that he forced his yawn back.
"Hehe...hehe..." Turner scratched his head for a while, looked at everyone, and smiled awkwardly, "It seems that everyone is looking forward to the opening of the tavern..."
"Mr. Turner?" asked a commoner in surprise. "Why are you here? Shouldn't you be working at a blacksmith's shop at this time?"
"I've become a tavern employee," Turner explained. "I won't be ironing anymore."
"Why?" Someone asked.
"Because, the wine here is absolutely rare in the world." Turner said with a smile.
While everyone was puzzled, Turner did not explain any further, but turned around and entered the tavern, then moved out a table, took out several wine glasses and put them on the table, and then brought a few bottles of wine and A big bucket of water came out, and then I packed up and prepared to speak.
Turner's move successfully aroused people's curiosity, and they all wanted to see what Turner wanted to do.
The rest is okay to say, what is that big bucket of water for?
"This is the opening of this pub!" Turner said a sentence that sounded very novel to everyone and could understand what it meant, "The wines I'm pouring now are Polish distilled vodka, China Qinghai Mutual Help. Daqu liquor, American golden ale, and Grenada rum!"
Turner said, pouring these kinds of wine into the wine glass.
There is no wine below 80 degrees here!
The clear wines of different colors flow out from the mouth of the wine bottle, pass through the air, and reflect a moving luster under the sunlight... Well, it's all nonsense, everyone doesn't pay attention to these at all, they They were all attracted by the most obvious feature, the aroma of the four high-purity spirits in the air.
Just a little inhalation, you can feel a kind of stimulation and faint fainting!
"As long as you can finish a complete drink, wait five minutes, and walk the entire straight line without anyone's help, you can enjoy the treatment of free on-the-spot drinking in the tavern for life!"
As Turner spoke, he sprinkled a line about twenty meters long with some powder at the entrance of the tavern.
Turner's news caused a stir among the crowd.
Originally, most of the crowd gathered to watch the fun, and some of them were still a little scared because of rumors about Zhou Yi's "devil" and "knowing magic".
But now, when they suddenly heard the rules that Turner said, most people were moved!
What is the most attractive?
free!
What's more appealing?
Free for life!
Of course, if it is plagiarized without the consent of the owner, it is stealing for nothing, and of course it is not desirable.
In short, after hearing the rules of this activity, the hearts of people quickly increased.
"I'll come first!"
Just after a while, an alcoholic took the initiative and said loudly.
Regardless of whether it is really free for life, you can spend a glass of wine for free anyway!
"I remember that he seems to be a heavy drinker every day, and he can drink several bottles of rum in one breath!"
"Yes, yes, it seems that the first person will succeed!"
"I don't know if there is a quota limit..."
The legendary omniscient crowd of onlookers began to automatically reveal the identity of the visitor.
"You can choose a cup." Turner smiled. "Also, there is no quota for this event. As long as the challenge is successful, you can get the right to be free for life!"
Turner didn't panic at all.
He is very sure that it is absolutely impossible for someone to drink so much alcohol of this degree and still be able to walk 20 meters in a straight line!
"It's the rum you said!" The alcoholic chose the rum he was most familiar with. In fact, at this point in time, the places where pirates were rampant were basically drinking rum.
"That's the glass." Turner pushed forward a full glass of Grenada rum, which was about the size of a fist, or about three or four or four or five.
Obviously, Zhou Yi, the "conscience" boss of the industry, never planned to let people pass the test from the beginning... That's money, it's experience! It's definitely not that Zhou Yi is stingy!
The alcoholic picked up the glass and was about to take a sip, but was stopped by Turner.
"and many more!"
"Why, do you want to regret it?" The drunkard asked questioningly, and the surrounding people who were interested in melon-eating people suddenly booed.
"Of course not," Turner gestured with a raised hand. "Please turn around... your body, not the cup, yes, the one where no one else is."
"What the hell are you doing..." The drunkard muttered, but he still turned around, "Is this all right?"
"Actually, as long as you don't face me," Turner said with a sigh of relief.
He thought of the scene where he drank the glass of wine that Zhou Yi handed over last night, and suddenly realized that this event was likely to cause multiple "human ejector" incidents.
In order not to be sprayed all over the body by the four kinds of wine that can be directly ignited by a spark, Turner, of course, has to control the direction of the participants.
"Grumble rumble... poof!!!"
The drunkard snorted, and after grunting twice, he sprayed it straight ahead.
A large amount of wine was sprayed into the air, and the aroma of the wine was overflowing. Many people smelled the wine smell that was several times stronger than before. They couldn't help shaking their bodies. Marvel at words like "Oh my god".
What kind of wine is this!
Looking at the alcoholic, he found that the alcoholic who had "experienced a hundred battles" and "was fine with several bottles of rum in one breath" had been choked to the point that his face was flushed with tears, his nose, snot, and saliva!
"Your challenge failed, please wash it at the bucket on the side." Turner pointed to the bucket on the side, and now everyone finally understood why Turner brought out the bucket of water.
"So, is there anyone else to challenge?" The drunkard went to the side to clean up, while Turner asked the crowd with a smile on his face.
"I come!"
A strong man came out.
"It's actually him!"
"He is..."
At times like this, the melon-eating people who seem to have an "all-knowing" buff on their upper body begin to take the initiative to introduce them again.
Turner simply didn't bother to listen.
No matter who he is, it is impossible for anyone to challenge successfully!
"I choose rum too!"
The strong man said loudly.
"Okay, okay." Turner took out a new wine glass and filled the burly man.
"That fool just now, drinking such a strong wine in such a hurry!" said the brawny man disdainfully, "I can't drink at first glance! By the way, this wine can be drunk slowly, right?"
"Of course," Turner raised his eyebrows, "start the timer when you drink, finish it within five minutes and then wait another five minutes to start the challenge of walking in a straight line!"
"Hahaha! That's too simple!" The brawny man haha sold it, picked up the glass of Grenada rum, and took a sip.
Rao was so, his face could not help wrinkling tightly, even the tendons on his face and neck were twitching, and it took more than ten seconds to recover.
"Good wine!" shouted the strong man, and went on to drink!
In this way, after three or four minutes, this strong man actually finished the glass of wine!
"Oh my god!", "This is amazing!" Exclamations such as "Oh my god!" rang out, and there were some gloating voices saying that someone would soon succeed in the challenge.
"Five minutes," Turner looked at his watch. "In five minutes, you can start trying to walk in a straight line..."
"No, use it..." The strong man spoke, his voice was already a little stuttering, and then there was a "thump" sound, and he stopped talking.
"Why, this is your right..." Turner raised his head and was about to ask, but found that the strong man had disappeared.
Thinking of the "thump" sound, Turner suddenly reacted and looked to the ground. Sure enough, he saw a strong man who had passed out unconscious on the ground.
It is more powerful than the effect of sweating medicine!
ps: Being able to drink alcohol is different from drinking urgent alcohol and drinking high-purity spirits, and this thing really can’t be calculated by pure mathematics. I can drink two or three pounds of local liquor of 20 to 30 degrees, but if I let me Drink fifty-six degrees of white wine... let alone a pound, I'll be almost drunk after two glasses of three or two, and if I drink it within five minutes, I'll fall asleep immediately!
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