Chapter 60 Earthworm or Cucumber?
A graceful figure gradually emerged from the darkness. It was not Miss Lin or someone else. She looked at Fang Lin as if nothing had happened and said:
"Why did you run out of the debugging slot early? I thought there was another accident."
Fang Lin was about to reply when he suddenly remembered something. His face turned red and he coughed and quickly ran to the tree next to him. Lin Yinxiu sighed and said contemptuously:
"It's just your little earthworm. I won't even look at it if you give it to me. Why are you hiding it? Is it so rare?"
"Little... earthworm?" Fang Lin had veins sprouting on his forehead, and he was furious. He stood up and said angrily: "You fart! This is a big... big... cucumber!"
"Big cucumber? Do you believe this? I think it's just a bigger earthworm at most!" Miss Lin joked.
"Nonsense, earthworms, even if they are not big cucumbers, they are at least bananas, big bananas!" Fang Lin seemed to have no confidence in his argument!
"Oh? Really? Even so!" Beauty Lin seemed to be wearing lavender lipstick on her thin lips. Although the curves of her figure were not clearly visible, it undoubtedly added to the mysterious temptation. She stepped on She walked over with a very standard cat walk (that is, a model walk), showing off her slim waist and perky buttocks to the fullest.
Fang Lin suddenly felt a little dry in his throat. He felt embarrassed and panicked for a moment, as if he had the urge to run away after seeing the tiger, but there was an inexplicable fire rising quietly in his heart. The innate instinct of men has begun to awaken. Now it is definitely not like an earthworm, but a bit like a banana. (All gay men seem to understand what I’m talking about, right? Let’s go first)
The tall and tall Lin Yinxiu walked up to him. The "wise" beautiful CEO quietly stretched out her left hand, brushed away the wet black hair from his forehead, and said softly:
"My heart aches, you are so stupid today."
Her hand slid down. Stroking the huge new scar on Fang Lin's originally smooth and flat abdomen, he said quietly:
"Does it still hurt?"
What Fang Lin smelled was a woman's pink body fragrance, and all he could see were the tall double-humped curves. He felt that the male hormones were violently dominant in his body, and he couldn't say a word for a while.
Fang Lin felt a little disappointed in his heart. Recalling the previous embarrassment, anger rose in his heart. If this craftsman hadn't suddenly caused trouble, how could he have made such a fool of himself? He immediately roared:
"Get over here!"
The craftsman Fu buried his head, knowing that a disaster was imminent, so he came forward tremblingly, his face ashen. Fang Lin became angrier and angrier as he looked at it, so he kicked him directly. Even with Craftsman Fu's small body, he received this kick. It seemed... Unexpectedly, a hook flew from an angle and pulled Craftsman Fu away. The fat butcher hurriedly ran He ran over, breathlessly lying on the ground and begging pitifully. He probably meant to ask the master not to beat the craftsman, but he was angry and took it out on himself. We are good brothers, I will fight for him! Let the storm come more violently!
Fang Lin was both angry and amused when he saw it, but he saw the craftsman Fu hiding behind the butcher who looked like a mountain of meat with a sad face, his evil eyes darting around, and he kept twirling the beard of the mouse. He didn't know what he was thinking. Fang Lin frowned. He frowned and said loudly:
"Come here!"
The craftsman knelt down with a "plop", gave himself a few mouthfuls first, and howled with a mournful face:
"The villain deserves to die. Please give me a severe punishment, my lord! But... you must be gentler! The villain's body is already too light to bear the torment, so please, my lord, be merciful!"
"Damn it! Is it a heavy punishment if you give it a light beating?" Fang Lin said angrily, "Five hard beatings to avoid doing it again in the future!"
"Um? Five more hits?" Craftsman Fu's eyes flickered, showing a look that made him want to be beaten. Suddenly, there was a thick book in his hand, and he secretly read the book at super speed. It was stuffed into the back and waist. If it weren't for Fang Lin's extraordinary eyesight, he might not have been able to spot it. Then he said sadly: "The villain realizes his mistake. Please punish me, my lord." However, the thin waist suddenly became thicker. A bag, even a fool can find it!
Fang Lin snorted coldly and said, "Okay, since you asked for it, I'll give you two less spankings." Craftsman Fu showed a secretly happy expression on his face. When Fang Lin looked over, his face immediately changed from looking like he was flipping through a book to crying in mourning. Face, Fang Lin stood up and looked around, and found a broad-leaved tung plant next to him. He immediately pulled out his gun and interrupted it. He removed the branches three times and five by two, and carried it up with difficulty!
"Master, master, master, master!" Craftsman Fu turned pale with shock, and his originally very smart speech became stuttering! "Why are you cutting down tree trunks when you have nothing to do?"
"I'm making a stick. There's no stick here. I'm making it now!" Fang Lin didn't even raise his head and chopped down the branches of the tree hard.
"Is this a stick!!!?" Craftsman Fu looked at the tree, which was as thick as a bowl of sea and seven or eight meters long, with his eyes wide open. "Five more strikes?"
"Three times." Fang Lin said seriously: "I said two less times, just two less times. I always keep my word. Don't worry, I will hit it gently and handle it gently. Don't worry. Bar!"
"Help!!" Craftsman Fu screamed as he rolled around: "This thing will die as soon as it touches me! Is there any difference between three hits and five hits?"
But he suddenly realized that the butcher was standing in front of him. Overjoyed, he said in a panic:
"Fat boy, help me hold it in first. I'll come back when the master's anger subsides."
Unexpectedly, after running more than ten meters, a long chain was caught around his waist with a swish sound, and then he was pulled back. The craftsman Fu screamed like a pig being slaughtered, and cursed:
"You fat pig, how dare you betray me! I am your boss!"
The butcher's eyes were dull, and it was obvious that he was forcibly controlled by Fang Lin. The craftsman Fu looked at Fang Lin dully as he fixed the "stick", lifted it up with great effort, and then slammed it heavily on the ground. The muscles on his face twitched, and finally he fainted in shame.