Chapter 232 If You Don’t Take It, I Won’t Take It. How Can Commissioner Smith Get It (Please Give Me a Monthly Ticket)
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"The perfect horse racing strategy of Tian Ji, Wang Yuezhi, the off-class horse, let me, the top-class horse be freed up. I don't need to be with Lin Li, the middle-class horse, which leads to wasting resources. I can get greater benefits. Class 4 will win!"
When Wang Yuezhi returned and continued to jump the big rope, Wang Ze sighed.
Lin Li, who achieved all this with wisdom and charm, heard this, closed his eyes and pretended to caress his beard, with an unfathomable face. Then he turned his head and looked at it, making sure that Chen Yuying couldn't hear it, and quickly said to Wang Ze:
"I'm a medium horse, give it to me Tian Ji."
Wang Ze: "?"
You fucking.
"However, I have to admit that this is the wisdom of our ancestors." Lin Li sighed.
"Haha, I don't think so." Bai Bufan, who was standing by, sneered when he heard this, "Tian Ji sometimes looks very stupid."
"Oh? Why did Brother Bai say this? What are your opinions?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan curiously when he heard this.
Bai Bufan took a deep breath.
"I had a fight with my classmates in the third grade, and no one agreed, so I made an appointment. So I called my brother from the sixth grade, but he called his brother from the second grade, so I made the first year of high school. My brother also called him, but he didn't expect that he called his senior brother again.
At this time, we thought we would definitely lose, but fortunately, my cousin had learned the text of Tian Ji's horse racing at that time.
Finally, I, who is in the third grade of elementary school, fight against my classmate, my senior high school brother. ”
Bai Bufan's voice is magnetic and low, as if full of stories, and it ends abruptly at the last sentence.
Lin Li and Wang Zeze made their stomachs hurt.
"What's the result? Not a bad guy." Lin Li squatted on the ground and asked with a smile.
"Two to one, we won." Bai Bufan nodded.
As the winner, there is no pride of the winner, and even sadness can be seen in the eyes. Perhaps this is Bai Bufan's pattern.
"I'm not asking about the competition. What's your personal result?" Lin Li asked.
"I don't know this. I don't have the memory of the next day anymore." Bai Bufan said.
"I am still humble and still hiding my merits and fame!" Wang Ze sighed.
"It may also be that I was in the hospital when I woke up, right?" Lin Lize expressed his understanding.
"So! I said!" Bai Bufan instantly broke his power and said angrily: "Tian Ji never considered the feeling of a low-end horse! Isn't a low-end horse a horse? There is also a low-end horse power! Tian Ji, this guy , he is the most unlucky!"
It is reasonable and well-founded, and I have to support it.
Tian Ji is indeed too selfish.
A total of forty minutes was spent in one class, and soon the bell rang after class.
After helping Wang Ze, Chen Yuying and others return all the tools taken out of the equipment room, several people went to the convenience store to buy water.
"I'll tell Teacher Xue then that you can buy long ropes and other necessary props for fun projects with class pay, otherwise you will have to borrow them and repay them every time, which is very troublesome and inconvenient." Chen Yuying said, "Lin Li," said Chen Yuying. , you should take it at that time, it will be convenient for you to leave the school gate."
"No problem, just tell me about the specific needs at that time." Lin Li nodded indifferently when he heard this, and then fell into deep thought.
"What are you thinking? Will this cause trouble for you?" Chen Yuying, who noticed this, asked.
But please let Lin Li help him.
"No, no trouble. I'm just thinking about which store can help me make fake invoices. I plan to buy one... No, it's a rope worth 13,999 yuan for everyone to jump. Although such a rope is not easy to find, we are four. Class training requires the best equipment!
As for me, it doesn't matter if I'm tired or hard. ”
Lin Li said this powerfully.
Chen Yuying: “…”
"Hakilin... You guy is really thinking about everyone in Class 4..." Wang Ze on the side was impressed by Lin Li's charm, "Your movie is not right, you buy this rope Can you lend me some fun after coming?”
"The class fee is not that much." Chen Yuying cursed with a smile.
Nansang Middle School class fees are not charged much, and all expenditure details are made public. Now, the Internet era is simple and clear, so no trouble will happen.
"Don't 13999? Is there 9999? I can't afford a 1TB rope, and I can accept it for 256GB?" Lin Li asked afterwards without giving up.
"Everyone uses TB and GB units, is that still a rope? Is it still a rope? Is it Lin Li? You guy! You have this idea now, Lin Li, you have been ruined in your life."
Ding Sihan acted as Chen Yuying's mouth substitute, and his small mouth was like a cannon.
"What do you know? Xiao Ding, if I don't take it, how can the squad leader take it? If the squad leader doesn't take it, how can the old Jian take it? If the old Jian doesn't take it, how can the Commissioner Smith take it? You can't be so selfish, I'm really for everyone!" Lin Li's substitute Defend yourself.
Ding Sihan: “…”
It's ruined.
Chen Yuying sighed: "Lin Li, you are not allowed to take the civil service exam in the future. By the way, the accountant is not allowed."
"You can rest assured. Don't forget, the class leader, the branch hat has assigned me to the civil engineering project." Lin Li waved his hand.
Chen Yuying thought for a while: "Then if you become a contractor in the future, you are not allowed to owe workers' wages."
Lin Li: "?"
"Why do you say such words to me seriously? Do I look like someone who will owe workers' wages?" Lin Li was angry.
Facing Lin Li’s questioning.
Xiao Ding nodded.
Xiaoqu nodded too.
Chen Yuying not only nodded, but also smiled and said, "Yes."
When Lin Li was desperate, only Lao Wang shook his head.
However, Lin Li was not moved, but stared at Wang Ze with his eyes narrowed and said, "Wang Ze, why are you shaking your head?"
Either you put down the wrong person or hide a knife in honey.
"I don't think you can be a contractor and you will have to be owed wages in your life. How can you be owed to others?" Wang Ze explained.
Grass.
I know this guy didn't hold his fart in his mouth.
"Oh, misunderstanding is the fate that an excellent person like me must pass." Lin Li sighed sadly.
Soon, all five of them bought water and started returning to the classroom.
"Lin Li, what are you looking at sneakily?" Ding Sihan asked when he noticed Lin Li's gaze.
"I have been studying the skills of identifying people recently and improving my social skills. I just observed what you are drinking, because based on this, I can see some social habits." Lin Li began to analyze: "For example-"
"I like to drink milk tea, and I have many best friends."
"There are many stories that like drinking white wine."
"There are many lovers who like to drink red wine."
"Really, fake? Then what do I like to drink this? Vita lemon tea, what is this?" Ding Sihan looked at the drink in his hand and asked.
Lin Li showed you a smile that you were finally fooled:
“More urine.”
Ding Sihan: "?"
"Where is this mine, rock candy pear?" Qu Wanqiu asked.
“More urine.”
"Where is Wang Ze's ice black tea?" Qu Wanqiu pointed at Wang Ze, and Wang Ze said 'man' at Lin Li when he heard this.
“More urine.”
"Where is Yingbao's real fruit grain."
“More urine.”
Qu Wanqiu: “…”
To a certain extent, Lin Li is also rare to treat everyone equally.
"I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, please try it yourself." Seeing that everyone was silent, Lin Li was very innocent.
Drinking too much will make you urinate too much. What I said is obviously fine?
What are the looks of each one?
"Lin Li! What the hell did you learn to recognize people? You just know this! Go to death!" Qu Wanqiu picked up her rock candy pear and smashed it at Lin Li.
Lin Li caught it and threw it back to Qu Wanqiu, then looked at Wang Ze: "Wang Ze, why don't you smash it too?"
Wang Ze urged his hand and signaled that it was not necessary.
The meat bun was beaten to the dog but never returned. The girl smashed Lin Li, and Lin Li was embarrassed to take it away. If he smashed it himself, he could still get it back. Wang Ze and Wang Haoyang's surnames were surnamed Wang Ze and Wang Haoyang.
Seeing that his ranged attack was invalid, Qu Wanqiu ran up and kicked Lin Li, muttering:
"Make you pee more! Make you pee more!"
"Zhuo, I'm a private custom school uniform! One thousand eight! One thousand eight! And I said it's not me who urinated too much, it's you!"
"Hey! Don't kick! Don't kick!"
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