Piss and Poop (Second Update!)

Chapter 983: Pissing and pissing (Second update!)

Qin Mu looked at the crowd celebrating under the altar. The clan leaders of each tribe were gathering their people and mobilizing them.

"What are they planning to do?" Qin Mu asked curiously.

"They intend to gather the strength of all the tribesmen to visualize you together and help strengthen your physical body and spiritual consciousness."

Langhui Divine King said: "It is like the way the Great Emperor was made. Although there were a lot of creators offering sacrifices to the Great Emperor back then, and it is impossible to reproduce the grand occasion of that year, but a million creators offering sacrifices and visualization together are enough to make your cultivation strength advance by leaps and bounds. In just a hundred or ten years, your cultivation strength can reach the level of an emperor, or even stronger. Your body will even be made indestructible by the sacrifices."

Qin Mu looked at the excited crowd below, and thought of the ancient gods such as Tu Bo and Tian Gong. He shook his head and said, "Sacrificing to become a god has too many restrictions. Although it can make me successful, it will also restrict me. I think it is better for me to practice on my own and constantly improve my cultivation strength."

If it had been before, he would definitely not have refused such a large-scale visualization ceremony.

However, now, Qin Mu suspected that the ancient gods were imagined by the Creator.

The ancient gods were restricted by their own avenues throughout their lives. Perhaps, they were not restricted by their own avenues, but by the ideas of the Creator who created them.

The Creator imagined Tubo. They thought that Tubo was the god who controlled death and was fair and selfless. Then Tubo was an ancient god formed by countless such ideas, and it was difficult for him to escape the shackles of the Creator.

What bound Tubo was Tubo himself. Tubo himself was formed by countless thoughts and visualizations of the Creator.

Of course, it was just his guess that the Creator created the ancient gods, and he didn't know whether it was true or not.

The reason why Qin Mu had such a guess was mainly because of the mount of the God King Langhui, the colorful phoenix.

He felt that the phoenix was in a similar situation to the ancient god, so he was somewhat averse to everyone's visualization of him.

The God King Langhui glanced at him, his spiritual consciousness fluctuated, and he notified the clan leaders of each tribe.

Xiumin, Zili, Zhuqiu and other clan leaders were all surprised when they heard this, but since this was the intention of Qin Mu and the God King, they had no choice but to obey.

Qin Mu watched the crowd disperse and breathed a sigh of relief.

The ancient god has too many restrictions and is not free. The ancient god himself is trying every means to break free from this shackles. Wouldn't it be too stupid for him to jump into it on his own initiative?

"How can you refuse the sacrifice of the Creator?"

Shujun's big head flew over and complained: "You missed the chance to become the Grand Emperor!"

Qin Mu said with a smile: "Becoming the Grand Emperor? My goal is far greater than that. Why would a mere Grand Emperor be worth mentioning?"

Shu Jun felt very sorry and shook his head, saying, "You don't know how powerful and terrifying the Great Emperor is."

"Even if I want to become a Great Emperor, the Creator Clan will never let me become another Great Emperor. Shujun, the Creator Clan has already created a Great Emperor, which almost led to the extinction of the clan. How could they create another Great Emperor?"

Qin Mu smiled and said, "If I become another Great Emperor, how do you know that I will not exterminate all the Creators for my own ruling position? I am the Holy Infant of the Creator Clan, not a ruler like the Great Emperor. Otherwise, what is the difference between me and the Great Emperor?"

Shu Jun's eyes widened, but this time they didn't pop out. He said, "What you said actually makes sense, but are you really so kind? I don't believe it. You are too deceitful."

Qin Mu smiled slightly and said to Langhui Divine King: "Sister, please let these creators rest for a while to recover their physical strength and spiritual consciousness. After they recover, we will go to Wuyou Township."

Langhui Divine King was surprised and asked, "All the creators are going to Wuyou Township?"

Qin Mu nodded: "All the creators go."

Langhui Divine King frowned slightly and said, "Isn't the momentum too great?"

She didn't want to say it out loud, but Shujun couldn't help but tell her real thoughts: "All the creators are going? Do you want to go to your ancestors to mess things up? With the enemy at the gate, there's no guarantee that your ancestors won't have other ideas."

Qin Mu laughed loudly, shook his head and said, "I plan to let the Creator Clan have a talk with Wuyou Township and Kaihuang. If we don't show the strength of the Creator Clan, even if Kaihuang agrees, his ministers may not agree to live in peace with the Creator Clan."

His eyes flickered, and he said leisurely: "When two giants talk, they must have equal strength."

He was a little excited, thinking: "It would be great if I could scare the Emperor Kai to death!"

The God King Langhui looked at him deeply, and immediately notified the leaders of all tribes through his spiritual sense, asking all the tribesmen to rest.

After three to five days, the consciousness of the creators who participated in the sacrifice recovered to their peak state. King Langhui notified the clan leaders of various tribes again, ordering them to reorganize their tribesmen and set off as a whole to rush to Wuyou Township.

After this order was issued, the Creators of all races were extremely excited, rubbing their hands and talking about it: "The Holy Infant is worthy of being the Holy Infant, it is going to take action against Wuyou Township!"

"I have long disliked Qin the traitor. The Holy Infant is a divine being sent from heaven to lead us to flatten the enemy's nest!"

"Don't underestimate the enemy. There's a big-headed monster baby next door. It's very powerful."

"The Holy Infant can beat the Monster Infant until it cries for its parents!"

“It’s natural.”

…

Qin Mu and the God King Langhui stood on a high place. Qin Mu looked at the marching formation of the Creators with their families and couldn't help but frowning. Because the Creators cultivated their spiritual consciousness and relied on visualization to display their magical powers and condense treasures, everyone's spiritual consciousness and magical powers were different, and everyone's mounts were also different.

It is normal to visualize exotic beasts such as dragons and phoenixes as mounts, but there are also many people who visualize mounts of bizarre shapes. The mount of the Zili tribe leader is a giant white silkworm, which is weird enough. There are also people who ride on giant spiders, octopuses, feathered serpents, big Kun, and even a tree!

In addition, there are various flying houses with wings, as well as tower ships, chariots, and people sitting inside the giant egg!

There are also huge holy objects flying in the starry sky, carrying hundreds of creators. Some creators simply sit on planets, with elders behind them pushing the planets wildly, and then they leap into the planets and let the planets carry them to Worry-Free Land!

There are also many young creators who, because of their insufficient cultivation, visualize wings for themselves and flap them to fly.

However, their wings are not uniform; some are big, some are small, some are long, some are short; some have many pairs of wings, while others visualize their wings as colorful.

The attributes of wings are also different. Some have thunder attributes, some have wind and fire attributes, and some can cause heavy rain and floods everywhere with just a flap of wings.

This is not the most speechless thing for Qin Mu.

What made him speechless the most was that the creators of various races were in a mess when they were marching, dragging their feet. They did not look like they were there to intimidate Wuyou Township, but rather like they were fleeing!

Qin Mu was so angry that his hands were shaking. He took a few deep breaths and whispered, "Even if we let the Imperial Master to discipline these guys, it will probably take more than ten years to make them obey military orders, unite and become usable soldiers. How can such scattered soldiers scare a great ruler like Kaihuang to death?"

He was well aware of the power of the Kaihuang Heavenly Court. Whether in terms of formations or military tactics, the Kaihuang Heavenly Court had already formed a powerful civilization. The ability of those battle-hardened gods and demons to control the battlefield was far superior to that of the Creator.

Fighting alone, the Creator is too powerful. However, in a large-scale conflict on the battlefield, the strength of Kaihuang Heaven is far greater than that of the Creator!

You must know that in Kaihuang Heavenly Palace there are terrifying beings like Zixi and Tianshi Yanyunxi!

Shushengzixi, also known as Yanyunxi, is the one with the highest achievement in formation. She is the one who dares to plot against two Earth Mothers alone and challenge powerful emperors like Wu Dou Tianshi Zhuocha!

Moreover, the magical power of the teleportation formation is a product of the Kaihuang era, representing the highest achievement of numerology of that era!

Langhui Divine King said: "Holy Infant, don't worry. You only need to use your divine consciousness to communicate with the Creator, and then you can march calmly and arrange the battle formations so that they can be in uniform."

Qin Mu shook his head and said, "Just being well-organized is not enough to make an army that is invincible. We also need to let the Creators form various battle formations, and the leaders must be proficient in various military tactics. Different battle formations must be combined to form different killing formations. The magic weapons in the hands of each Creator and their magical powers must also become part of the battle formation. It's too chaotic now..."

He sighed, "If we go to Wuyou Township in such a noisy way, it will make Kaihuang laugh. It's not like we're besieging the city, but we're making a fool of ourselves. Now we can only ask them to try to form a neat array on the way, but my spiritual sense is not strong enough to mobilize all the Creators."

Langhui Divine King said: "You can use my divine sense to contact everyone, deploy troops, and arrange battle formations."

Qin Mu sighed, "This is the only way."

His spiritual consciousness was connected with that of the God King Langhui, and he immediately felt how vast and profound this woman's spiritual consciousness was, like an endless ocean!

As their spiritual consciousness moved, Qin Mu suddenly felt his vision extending wildly, flying to an unknown distance!

Not only that, he also clearly touched every creator, and the thinking consciousness of every creator was also clearly reflected in his mind!

Such powerful spiritual awareness is truly unfathomable!

With the help of Langhui Divine King, it became much easier for him to mobilize every Creator. He thought: "This method of deploying troops and arranging battle formations should be passed on to Yankang! The combination of divine consciousness and vital energy should also be passed on to Yankang! In this way, it will be easy to train an invincible army of gods and demons!"

Along the way, he used the consciousness of the God King Langhui to give orders to each creator, asking them to change their queues, adjust their formations, abandon those messy visualization objects, divide them into formations, and visualize only one visualization object.

As for those creators who did not obey orders, Qin Mu asked the clan leaders and elders of each tribe to restrain them. If the elders did not obey orders, the clan leaders would punish them. If the clan leaders did not obey orders, the God King Langhui would step in.

It was really hard to train soldiers while marching along the way. Qin Mu used the consciousness of the God King Langhui to dispatch all the creators. It took more than a month to prevent these creators from running around during the march.

Only then did Qin Mu understand why the Kaihuang Heavenly Court was defeated so quickly after the Four Heavenly Kings were no longer in charge.

When facing a powerful enemy, changing generals before a battle is a taboo in military strategy. The four heavenly kings of Kaihuang Heaven were in charge of the army, but for various reasons the four heavenly kings were unable to participate in the battle, so the four heavenly masters took over the army, resulting in a crushing defeat.

Just training soldiers is so difficult, let alone changing generals before a battle?

"Having a neat formation is not enough. The formation I asked these Creators to set up is just for show. It may scare others, but it is not enough to scare a formation master like Yan Yunxi."

Qin Mu was worried: "I hope she is still in Fengdu and has not returned to Wuyou Township."

Worry-free hometown, thirty-three heavens.

Ever since Kaihuang came to the other side of the world, the land of one sword turned into thirty-three heavens, and Worry-Free Township was established, which has been plagued by disasters.

The Star Maker among Creators created countless stars, surrounding the thirty-three Worry-Free Townships. Countless stars blocked all the roads in Worry-Free Township, and from time to time, stars fell from the sky and smashed into Worry-Free Township.

At such times, the Sky Monitoring Officer in Wuyou Township is needed to give early warnings, and the gods will take action to blow up the planets to ensure the safety of Wuyou Township.

However, from time to time, the Creators would rush out from the pile of stars and attack Wuyou Township, causing great trouble to Wuyou Township and resulting in many casualties every time.

This situation did not change until Qin Fengqing, the 107th grandson of Kaihuang, returned from the outside world with his parents. Every time a Creator invaded, he was eaten up by Qin Fengqing, and the invasion of the Creator stopped.

Now, there are countless stars and fragments outside Wuyou Township that have locked this place, and only a few gods and people in Wuyou Township can sail out of Wuyou Township by ship.

In the thirty-third heaven, reports kept coming in. Yan Yunxi, dressed in men's clothes, looked like a scholar. She flipped through the reports and said with a smile, "These creators have actually begun to learn how to set up formations. How interesting. Their formations can scare others, but in front of me, they are really dwarfed by the giants. Your Majesty, have you recovered from your injuries?"

Kaihuang frowned and said, "My injuries have healed, so you don't need to worry about me. This time, all the creators of the other side of the world have been dispatched, and I'm afraid they will wipe us out in one fell swoop."

Yan Yunxi smiled and said, "Your Majesty, why are you so worried? With the Son of God here, the Creator can't cause much trouble."

Kaihuang sighed and said, "I'm not worried about our safety, I'm worried about Qin Mu. If he falls into the hands of the Creator, I'm afraid these Creators will kill him as a sacrifice."

Yan Yunxi frowned and sighed, "He is so stubborn and self-righteous. He always likes to play with fire and believes that wealth and honor can only be achieved through risk. He wants to be the Holy Child of the Creator, which is really ridiculous. The God King Langhui is extremely intelligent and courageous. He will definitely find out his background and use him to deal with Wuyou Township and Your Majesty. When the Creator's army arrives in Wuyou Township, I'm afraid they will bring him up and behead him in public..."

"The Worry-Free Township is ahead!"

In the center of the Creator's army, Qin Mu used the divine consciousness of the God King Langhui to transmit a message to everyone, shouting, "The traitor Qin is right there, everyone, cheer up and scare the hell out of him!"

In the void, the consciousness of millions of creators gathered into a stream, transforming into an earth-shattering voice: "Shit out!"

————Second update, a 4,000-word chapter.