Chapter 1331 Come on, Have Fun, There's Plenty of Time Anyway
Then, several bald heads popped up next to her. They were huge octopus monsters.
Avril looked at the big ship in front of her that was still lit, and murmured, "Hey, did he change ships? It doesn't matter, call him out."
After thinking for a while, Avril sang a song, heartbeats, and her voice was slightly sad and beautiful, giving people the feeling of hitting the depths of the soul. With the blessing of Avril's magic, the song spread far away.
The panda warrior who was on guard on the big ship heard it, "What sound, it seems to be a song, so beautiful, but how can there be a song on this sea?"
"Could it be a sea monster?"
"Hurry up and inform the adults."
Someone ran to the cabin to inform Jiang Hao. In fact, Jiang Hao had already heard the song and had walked out. He knew that Avril had come.
Helen and Ningyu followed him to the deck of the ship. Everyone looked into the distance, but because the sea was dark, nothing could be seen. Jiang Hao said to Good, "Good, put down a lifeboat, I'll go to see my friend."
"Who is your friend?" Good asked curiously.
"A mermaid princess."
Ningyu and Good were very surprised. They didn't expect that their new boss was actually friends with the mermaid, the master of the sea, and a princess.
"We killed so many demon sharks before. I'm afraid this matter won't be so easy to solve. It will fall on this mermaid princess." Jiang Hao looked into the distance and said.
The boat floated forward for a few hundred meters. The sea surface churned. A bald big head emerged from the water. It looked at Jiang Hao with big eyes, and then several huge tentacles stretched out and began to throw things on the lifeboat.
"Crackle~Pullala!"
The big tentacles dropped a bunch of crabs, which crawled around in the cabin. Before Jiang Hao could react, another big octopus appeared, this time dropping a bunch of fish. After being dropped, these fish struggled desperately in the cabin, and some even sprayed water arrows out, hitting the boat's cleats.
For a while, Jiang Hao was a little flustered.
"Giggle~!"
A crisp laugh came from a distance. Jiang Hao looked in the direction of the sound and saw Avril sitting on the seahorse monster and slowly paddling over.
Jiang Hao made a helpless gesture. At this moment, a water arrow hit Jiang Hao's head. His handsome hair was immediately knocked crooked, and his face was full of water stains. Jiang Hao's face became a little black.
"Hahahaha~!"
Avril laughed even more happily.
"You did it on purpose, throwing them all at once, and they were all big fish. You just want to see me make a fool of myself, right?" Jiang Hao pretended to be angry and said.
"You guessed it right!" Avril was not afraid, and nodded with a smile.
There is no point in talking to a girl, no matter whether it is modern time and space or magic time and space, Jiang Hao can only bow his head and use the system to quickly collect it. It took a long time to completely complete it. The system task value increased by 10 points and became 79 points.
Victory is in sight.
Since you are playing with me, I will play with you. Jiang Hao smiled and said to Avril, "Today I will teach you a song called "Itchy"."
"Itchy? What does it mean?"
"It means itchy all over the body."
"Is there such a song?"
"The world is so big that there are all kinds of wonders."
Jiang Hao began to sing. As soon as the lyrics came out, Jiang Hao felt that this song actually brought about the magic power around him. He was shocked in his heart. He didn't expect to sing another war song. Sometimes surprises come so inadvertently.
"A man should be self-reliant" can increase multiple attributes of the warrior, "Mysterious Garden" has a sleepy effect, and now this song Itchy, I wonder what effect it has?
Avril was also a little surprised when Jiang Hao sang the war song. You know, war songs have magical effects. If she learns it, it will only benefit her. She listened to the song more seriously and memorized it carefully.
At first, she felt that the song was a bit lazy and made people feel comfortable physically and mentally. But when Jiang Hao stopped singing, Avril felt a tingling sensation all over her body. This tingling sensation went from the inside out, from the lower abdomen to the top of the head, making her body twist slightly unconsciously.
"Come and have fun, there is plenty of time anyway,
Come and love, there is plenty of foolishness anyway,
Come and wander, there is plenty of direction anyway,
Come and pretend, there is plenty of scenery anyway.
Ah, itchy,
Openly, fall in love with the appearance of love,
Twist and turn, fall in love with the dream of Menglang.
The more panicked, the more I think, the more panicked~~~The more itchy, the more itchy I scratch, the more itchy~~~~."
Avril felt itchy all over her body. Sitting in the hippocampus chair, her body kept twisting and turning. She felt numb and weak. She wanted to get rid of this numbness, but she enjoyed it very much.
Avril was shocked. If this war song was sung to the enemy on the opposite side, it might make the enemy's body weak and lose 80% of its combat effectiveness.
This combat effect is already very terrible.
And she also felt that there was a spring love in her body that was bursting out, making her mind daydream and her breathing became heavy. This was probably not just a war song, but also an aphrodisiac song.
After singing a song, Jiang Hao looked at Avril and found that her cheeks were red, her breathing was slightly panting, her eyes were slightly narrowed, and she looked like she had had a good time.
What happened?
When Jiang Hao was singing just now, he found that he had aroused the power of the song. He guessed that it would make the enemy's body itchy all over. After all, the lyrics are about itching, but now it seems that he guessed wrong. This is not an itch on the skin, but an itch in the mind.
"Avril, have you learned it?" Jiang Hao asked.
"Ah~!"
Avril was awakened and sat up in excitement. When she saw Jiang Hao looking at her, her cheeks suddenly turned redder.
"I asked you, have you learned it?"
Avril shook her head and pouted in embarrassment: "No, the feeling just now was so uncomfortable that I didn't even bother to remember the song."
He shrugged helplessly, "Okay, I'll sing it to you again later, but before that, I have something to tell you."
"What's going on?" Avril asked curiously.
"That big ship was attacked by a swarm of demon sharks during the day today. After I saw it, I hypnotized them with the war song 'Secret Garden' I taught you, and then I escaped. Now I want to sit here I want to take a boat back to the mainland, so I don’t want to be attacked again. You are the princess, and I hope to protect our safety in your name.” Jiang Haodao.
Avril frowned slightly, "How many demon sharks are there?"
"About 100 or so."
"Did you kill the magic shark?" Avril looked at Jiang Hao.
Jiang Hao coughed and said, "You know, I am collecting monsters, so I collected 20 of them."
Avril covered her forehead with her hands and said helplessly: "You shouldn't catch those demonic sharks. These demonic sharks in the sea are all mounts of the shark army raised by my brother. They are equivalent to the demon dragon horses of the human army and the orc army. If you catch your brother’s demon shark, he will definitely be very angry and will definitely take revenge on you.”
"He is in charge of all the marine armies in this sea area, numbering no less than 100,000. Crayfish warriors, king crab warriors, tuna warriors, swordfish warriors, shark warriors, octopus warriors, whale warriors, and king squid warriors. I believe in you. Definitely can’t run away.”
Avril looked at Jiang Hao, shook her head, and said helplessly: "Pig tribe sacrifice, I'm sorry, I can't help you, you can only face my brother's anger by yourself."
Jiang Hao has studied acting and won an Oscar. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a master of acting. How could he not see that Avril Lavigne was performing? He took a slight breath and said, "I will give you two songs."
Avril shrugged.
"3 songs."
Avril shook her head.
"5 songs."
Avril's face already showed secret joy, but she was still trying to hold it tight.
"Plus 3 flute songs."
Avril showed a smile at this time, "Hehehe, actually my brother loves me very much, isn't he just a few magic sharks, I will help you settle it."
Her tone of voice was so heroic. If it weren't for the previous performances + threats + conditions, Jiang Hao would definitely have thought that she was a chivalrous woman whose mission was to eliminate violence and bring peace to the people, and to help people and people in need.
But it doesn't matter, he has so many songs, including one hundred and eighty flute songs, it's all trivial.
Jiang Hao took out another porcelain bottle from the space, threw it to Avril and said: "This is a bottle of elixir, which is made from the crystal core of Warcraft and several medicinal materials. It is called "Energy for Love" and has a miraculous effect on men. , give it to your brother as an apology. Of course, I believe His Highness will be fine on that aspect, but who doesn’t want to become stronger, right?”
Avril was a little stunned at first, but slowly, she understood what Jiang Hao was saying, and she raised her hand angrily to throw the bottle to Jiang Hao.
"Hey, don't throw it away. This is a good thing. It is my apology to His Highness." Jiang Hao said quickly.
Avril paused and angrily threw the porcelain bottle into the pocket around Kaiba's neck.
After the matter was settled, Jiang Hao continued to teach Avril Lavigne to sing, and it was still the same song "Itch". This time Avril was once again numbed by Jiang Hao's singing, and finally left with a red face and her tail between her legs.