Chapter 572 Professor Umbridge

Professor Trelawney, who failed to persuade Fish, was in a bad mood, so she gave everyone a lot of homework-recording their dreams every day for a month.

Harry and others all complained, but Fish didn't take it seriously.

Anyway, even if he dreams, he will only dream about the giant tree. The best he can do is write "Dream of the giant tree" thirty times.

After the Divination class, Fish first went to meet up with Hermione, who was taking Arithmetic Divination, and then went to the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom together.

"This class, Fish, you'd better be calm." Hermione said with a solemn face: "That Umbridge was sent by the Ministry of Magic to interfere with the management of the school, and we'd better not let her get caught. "

"Don't worry Hermione, Fish knows what's going on!"

(ΦωΦ)

Cat replied seriously, making Hermione feel a little more at ease.

However, what she didn't notice was that there was a hint of cunning in Fei Xu's big green eyes.

When they walked into the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, the other students had already arrived, and Umbridge was sitting quietly behind the podium, waiting for the bell to ring.

She was still wearing the fluffy pink cardigan from last night, with a black velvet bow on her head...

It looks like a big fly has landed on a bigger toad.

"Puff puff……"

(ΦнΦ)

Maomao, who had the association, looked at Umbridge on the podium and couldn't help puffing up her cheeks and laughing.

Umbridge looked over, her eyes swept across the cat ears on Fish's head, and after being stunned for a moment, she immediately put on a sweet smile.

"Look who this is?" She pinched her throat and said in a cooing voice like a little girl: "Mr. McGonagall, Minister Fudge has praised you very much. You are really as cute as the rumors say. !”

Although Umbridge showed a very friendly attitude, Fish was keenly aware that the other party didn't seem to like her very much...

Because under normal circumstances, people who saw her for the first time, especially women, would not be able to help but come over and touch her, but Umbridge sat motionless and had no idea of ​​getting close to her.

Of course, it's not that Fish has never seen such a person who is not affected by his affinity, and he himself doesn't like Umbridge very much, so naturally he won't take her true attitude to heart.

"Can you share with me what makes you so happy?"

Umbridge crossed the short and fat fingers of her two hands and placed them squarely on her chest, making a friendly gesture and asked.

Fish blinked, and after thinking for a moment, he said truthfully: "Fish thinks you look like Laifu."

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As soon as Maomao's words came out, the students sitting below burst into laughter. Not only the Gryffindor students, but also the Hufflepuff students who were in class together looked overjoyed. Their prefect Ernie ·McMillan even beat the desk in an exaggerated manner.

Neville's pet that always runs away is quite famous throughout Hogwarts. After all, when they were in their first year, Hermione once led Neville to knock on their carriages one by one and ask about Leif. 's whereabouts.

"Quiet! Quiet!"

Umbridge screamed and slapped the podium a few times to silence the laughing students. At this time, her sweet smile no longer hung on her face, but her whole face became serious. It went down...it looked more like a toad.

Although she didn't know who Fish was talking about, Umbridge already knew from the reactions of other students that it was definitely not a good metaphor. She wanted to teach Fish, the little wizard who was mocking her, a lesson right away. But thinking of Minister Fudge's explanation, she had to suppress the anger in her heart.

"Which classmate is Leif? I don't seem to see him on the roll call."

After some mental preparation, Umbridge put on her fake smile again, and then she still couldn't hold back her curiosity and asked.

Then she saw the cat-eared boy in front of her raise his hand, point to a round-faced boy at the back of the classroom, and reply: "Leifu is Neville's pet cat."

(ΦωΦ)

"Ah..." Umbridge's expression softened a little, and she continued to ask: "Is it a cat? Or an owl?"

Owls have always been the most popular pets among wizards, and since Fish was exposed for the Triwizard Tournament last year, cat pets have also become popular. Umbridge felt that using these two animals as metaphors for herself, she Still acceptable.

"It's not a meow," Fei Xu shook his head and replied seriously: "It's a toad meow."

(ω)

A burst of laughter erupted in the classroom again, covering up the ringing of the school bell, and Umbridge's smile that she had managed to put on collapsed once again.

Umbridge had also done some research on Fish's origin, so she subconsciously thought that most of the pets Fish mentioned would be cats.

Umbridge actually likes decorations with cat patterns, because she has always felt that cute-looking creatures like cats perfectly match her temperament...

Although she thinks real cats are dirty and troublesome, this does not affect her thinking that she is a witch like a cat, and even her patron saint is a cat.

But at the same time, she actually knew that she looked "a bit" like a toad, but it was precisely because of this self-knowledge that Umbridge hated others' comments on her appearance the most.

The reason why she continued to ask Fish just now, in addition to thinking that the answer would be cats, was because toads as pets had been out of fashion when Umbridge was in school, so she never thought that there would still be people who would keep such ugly and disgusting things now.

So, when she heard Fish say that Leif was a toad, the string that Umbridge maintained her sanity suddenly broke. She even hated Neville who kept Leif because of this.

"Shut up!"

The irrational Umbridge let out a terrible roar, like an old whistle whistling - this was her truest voice.

The laughter in the classroom suddenly stopped, and everyone looked at the podium in surprise, the professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts with a distorted face.

Just when the angry Umbridge was about to punish Fish and the unlucky Neville, Fish spoke again...

"I'm sorry, did Fish say the wrong thing again?"

(ω)

Mao Mao scratched his hair and said innocently: "Fish didn't know you didn't like Leif. Although he didn't have hair, there were many female toads in the Black Lake who liked him very much and wanted to give birth to babies for him, so Fish thought you would like him too, meow..."

Umbridge, who finally calmed down a little because of Fish's apology, almost broke her rational string again after realizing the meaning of his next words.

The other students who also reacted also covered their mouths tightly with their hands at this time, fearing that they would laugh out loud accidentally.

However, as an official fan who was determined to climb up, Umbridge quickly adjusted herself after losing her composure once.

If Minister Fudge hadn't explained...

After panting for a while, she suppressed her anger with her remaining rationality and the desire for promotion.

Fish McGonagall's thinking is different from that of normal people...

Umbridge used the information she found to convince herself not to argue with Fish. Of course, she wisely didn't continue to tangle with Fish.

"Ahem." She cleared her throat, restored her coquettish voice, and said to Fish: "The class has started now, please sit back in your seat, Mr. McGonagall."

"Did you do that on purpose?"

After they both sat down, Hermione whispered in Fish's ear.

Although the current aesthetics of cats are still different from those of ordinary people, Hermione had already discussed with Fish how to evaluate human appearance, so she knew that even if Fish really thought that there was nothing wrong with looking like a toad, he would not say it as something to be praised.

Besides...

Hermione still remembers that when Fish first entered the classroom and saw Umbridge, he laughed out loud.

Faced with Hermione's questioning, Maomao stuck out her tongue, looking innocent but obviously admitting it...

"Fish doesn't understand what Hermione is talking about at all."

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