Chapter 573 Plan Failed

"Good afternoon, classmates!" Umbridge, who finally calmed down, said to everyone after Fish and Hermione sat down.

However, everyone just looked at her, suppressing their laughter.

The anger that Umbridge had just suppressed suddenly rose again.

"That's not okay, is it?" She gritted her teeth and gave a stiff fake smile that looked like a facial spasm. "I want you to answer like this: 'Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge.' Please do it again. .Good afternoon, classmates!”

She was communicating with everyone like she was dealing with a group of babies. This makes everyone's impression of her even worse. After all, at their age, they don't like to be treated like a child.

"Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge." The group responded unevenly and vaguely.

Only Fish responded loudly and energetically: "Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge!"

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Albus Dumbledore's words and Tom Riddle's example - when you want to cause trouble for someone but don't want to be suspected, it's best to establish a good relationship with him first.

In this way, not only will the other party be unprepared for you, but others will also subconsciously ignore you...

This is what the diary Horcrux did when it wanted to trick Fish into going to a dangerous place. Dumbledore explained to Fish in detail why he did this.

Sure enough, after seeing Fish's performance, Umbridge's expression improved significantly. She returned to her sweet smile and said at the top of her voice: "You should learn from Mr. McGonagall, please do it again. Good afternoon, classmates!”

Everyone also noticed that this old toad was obviously determined not to give up until it reached its goal, so they had no choice but to respond impatiently: "Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge."

"That's right," Professor Umbridge said coquettishly, "It's not too difficult, is it? Please put away your wand and take out your quill."

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Maomao, who originally wanted to slowly build a good relationship with her, wanted to give up in an instant... This old toad's class was not fun at all!

However, after thinking about it carefully, Fish felt that he still could not give up easily, so he obediently took out the quill given to him by Rita along with the others, and then asked for a piece of parchment from Hermione.

Hermione didn't know what Fish was thinking, thinking that her persuasion had an effect, and she was secretly happy.

Then Umbridge started talking loudly on the podium, and she was talking about how unsystematic the Defense Against the Dark Arts class was before, and she was here to teach everyone more correct methods at the request of the Ministry of Magic. theoretical knowledge, etc., and asked everyone to copy down what she showed on the blackboard...

This made Fish's patience wear out at a rapid rate, but he still repeated the content on the blackboard in a low voice and let the stenographic pen given by Rita write and draw on the parchment.

Umbridge glanced at the long-feathered automatic shorthand pen in front of Fish, and inexplicably thought of a reporter she hated very much...even though the reporter was currently in a cooperative relationship with the Ministry of Magic.

The reporter she thought of was naturally Rita Skeeter, who had a lot of dealings with the Ministry of Magic.

The reason why Umbridge hates Skeeter is also very simple. Skeeter once wrote an article to "slander" Umbridge, saying that she had ruthlessly taken the credit of other colleagues and kept it as her own.

Umbridge would not admit this kind of thing. She obviously mentioned the names of other colleagues when reporting the situation to her boss, but it was not up to her to decide who her boss wanted to give the credit to. of.

Those colleagues must have been dissatisfied and deliberately distorted the facts. The reporter named Skeeter was not good at all and published the news without verification.

Of course, the generous Umbridge did not blame those colleagues who were jealous of their talents... anyway, they had already been expelled from the Ministry of Magic because of some "undue minor mistakes".

The students below were very curious as to why Umbridge kept staring at Fish's quill and kept changing its expression after asking them to copy down the content on the blackboard.

"Ahem, ahem." After Umbridge came to her senses, she noticed everyone's doubtful glances and said to Fish with a fake smile: "Mr. McGonagall, copying these contents with your own hands will make the impression more profound."

When other students heard what she said, they all showed mocking smiles.

You actually want Fei Xu to write? This new professor will probably be beaten by Maomao soon.

"No! Fish hates writing the most, meow!"

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Fei Xu crossed his arms and flatly refused.

What's the point of building a good relationship with Umbridge... I'm done with it!

Minister Fudge has an explanation...Minister Fudge has an explanation...

Umbridge, who was forcefully rejected by Maomao, kept saying this in her heart.

Fish's previous feeling was correct, Umbridge didn't like him, it could even be said that she hated him a little, because she had a natural aversion to the existence of half-man and half-beast.

Even her reason for pushing the anti-werewolf bill was not because she was really worried about werewolves hurting people. Umbridge didn't care about the safety of other people at all. Her reason for opposing werewolves was simply because she hated these half-humans and half-animals.

So whether Fish was a so-called born Animagus or something else, when she saw the pair of cat ears and tail, she instinctively resisted.

But Cornelius Fudge had an explanation, hoping that Umbridge could win Firsh to the Ministry of Magic.

In addition to being influenced by Firsh's affinity, he also knew how popular the cat was in Hogwarts. As long as Firsh was won, all the students in Hogwarts would turn to the Ministry of Magic.

In this way, Dumbledore's plan to use Hogwarts to form a private army in Fudge's imagination would fail, and his position as Minister of Magic would be more secure.

He arranged for Umbridge to make the students of Hogwarts lose their combat ability for the same purpose - to prevent Dumbledore from forming an army.

And Umbridge, who had an important mission for the Ministry of Magic, finally decided not to argue with Firsh after some psychological preparation and continued her teaching.

"Does every student have a copy of Wilbert Slinka's "Magical Defense Theory"? " she asked.

A murmur of affirmation rang out in the class.

"I think we need to do it again," Professor Umbridge said, "When I ask you a question, I want you to answer 'Yes, Professor Umbridge' or 'No, Professor Umbridge'."

Frustrated by Firth, she decided to regain her confidence from other students, but what she didn't understand was that doing so would only accelerate everyone's disgust with her.

Or rather, Umbridge actually understood this, but she didn't care.

"Let's do it again: Does every student have a copy of Wilbert Slinka's "Magical Defense Theory"?

"Yes, Professor Umbridge." The whole class answered loudly, but the expressions on their faces became more and more impatient.

"Very good," Umbridge ignored their expressions and said to herself: "I want you to turn to page 5 and read "Chapter 1, Basic Principles of Beginners". Don't whisper while reading."

As soon as he heard that he had to read a book, Firth, whose patience had long been exhausted, immediately gave up his original plan. He turned back into a cat and jumped directly onto the table and fell asleep in public.

Umbridge couldn't sit still any longer. She stood up from the podium and walked to Firsh's side with heavy steps.

"Ahem." Umbridge cleared her throat.

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The cat moved the tip of its tail and continued to lie down without paying attention to her.

"Ahem!" Umbridge said more loudly.

This time Firsh had a little reaction. He opened one eye and glanced at Umbridge, then changed his position and buried his head in his two front paws...

Continue to sleep.

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When I first saw Fudge's idea, I thought it was ridiculous, but after watching Little John's video, I felt that Rowling's writing was damn real.