Chapter 1683: Which Master's Wife Should I Pay Homage To?
The apprenticeship ceremony is extremely grand and solemn in the country. In ancient times, when becoming a disciple, in addition to offering three bows and nine buckles to worship the ancestors, the disciples would also write a written statement.
"The teacher is a great person. Teaching students and applying one's skills is the way to feed and support the family. It has been passed down from generation to generation and the etiquette is grand. Today, xxx (the stage name given by the teacher is xxx) is willing to worship under xxx's disciples and learn to perform xx. x At the end of the term, he has served as a teacher for x years. During the period of study, his income will be returned to the teacher, and his food and clothing will be provided by the teacher. Although he will be a master and a disciple, he will be respectful to his disciples and will never forget his feelings. Come out of your heart and never regret it. I only use this word to show my solemnity." Below is the signature of the artist and the signature of the acting teacher. x year x month x day. Some also wrote: "Physical dead ends, natural disasters, trampled by cars and horses, drowning in rivers to find wells, hanging from beams, everyone obeys fate and has nothing to do with the teacher. Dropping out of school on the way, compensation for x years of food expenses."
Once this document is established, the apprentice's fight, scolding, and even life and death depend entirely on the master, and parents have no right to interfere. Of course, this was an apprenticeship ceremony before the reform and opening up. Now with the reform and opening up, there are naturally no so many complicated procedures. You only need to make a simple apprenticeship ceremony and toast the master with three cups of tea, and that's it. But today's apprenticeship ceremony, at Tian Fangshu's request, was extra grand, and everything was based on the ancient apprenticeship ceremony.
Although Lin Feng was surprised by this, he had no objection. Such a grand apprenticeship ceremony is also a good thing for Lin Feng. Firstly, it can create a god to show the profoundness of the ancient culture of the country, and let South Korea and Japan, who have been secretly learning the national etiquette but not admitting it, understand why the country is called the Minggu Kingdom; secondly, it can also make today's apprenticeship ceremony more attractive. , to increase the brand awareness of itself and the "second world".
Burn incense to worship ancestors, bow three times and make nine buckles.
Except for Jin Yong, Liang Yusheng, Ni Kuang and other older generations, most of the people here had seen the ancient apprenticeship ceremony for the first time and were particularly curious about it. Especially foreigners like Prince William and Suleiman were even more interested in this ancient apprenticeship ceremony. He was extremely curious and looked at it with relish. Through the live broadcast of various media such as "Shanghai Oriental TV", "Tomato", "Yutube", etc., most of the hundreds of millions of viewers around the world who watched the apprenticeship ceremony saw this ceremony for the first time, and they were also very surprised and surprised by it. interesting. Invisibly, the brand effect of Lin Feng and "Second World" gradually became deeply rooted in people's hearts.
The apprenticeship ceremony is mainly divided into six steps.
The first step: the disciple knocks three times.
Tian Fangshu studied under Lin Feng and learned realm, so there is no such thing as a master. Therefore, he burned incense and bowed three times to heaven.
Step 2: The disciples offer tea to the master and his wife.
At this time, Tian Fangshu was a little confused. Because his master is Lin Feng, but where is his master? There are four confidantes that Lin Feng admits, namely Li Zhiyou, Huang Meixi, Avril Lavigne, and Jessica Alba, whom he just admitted today. So who should he give tea to?
"Ha ha,
Tian Fangshu was dumbfounded now. Look at who he was serving tea to. This was an offending thing! "Ni Kuang snickered on the side.
Isn't that right? No matter in ancient times or in modern times, only one person can serve tea to the master's wife. In ancient times, men had three wives and four concubines, so serving tea was also to respect the principal wife. So whoever Tian Fangshu offers tea to now means who is Lin Feng's first wife. But at present, Lin Feng's official wife is a mess. As far as Ni Kuang and others know, Lin Feng has not yet decided who the official wife of the Ming Dynasty will eventually marry.
At this time, if Tian Fangshu worships the wrong person, Lin Feng's harem will be in chaos.
"Now Lin Feng is having fun!" Ni Kuang turned to look at Lin Feng, whose expression also changed slightly, and felt a little happy again.
Since ancient times, there have been many romantic people, whether it is Jin Yong, Liang Yusheng, Gu Long, or Ni Kuang, their emotional lives are very rich, but it is rare to be as rich in emotions as Lin Feng. In particular, Lin Feng actually admitted it calmly, which made Ni Kuang, who prided himself on being free and unrestrained in his life, feel ashamed. Therefore, seeing Lin Feng's troubled expression at this moment made him feel a little calmer.
Lin Feng did not expect that this step would be so embarrassing. There are four women on the viewing platform at the moment, Li Jiyou, Huang Meixi, Avril Lavigne, and Jessica Alba. Among the four women, who should Tian Fangshu respect? ——Lin Feng asked himself, his heart was slightly biased towards Li Zhiyou and Avril Lavigne, but when he thought about Huang Meixi giving birth to a daughter for him, he also felt that Huang Meixi could also be a god, but Jessica Alba was also so sexy and charming. It seems possible to give everything yourself.
Headache! ——Lin Feng certainly has a headache. Not to mention Tian Fangshu's headache.
Holding a cup of tea, he looked at the four girls and wondered who to honor. According to his understanding, he should respect Li Zhiyou, after all, they were the first to know each other. But Huang Meixi gave birth to a daughter, and the mother is more valuable than the daughter; but Avril is currently helping Lin Feng manage "Second Entertainment" and can be regarded as her right-hand man. As for Jessica Alba, Tian Fangshu instinctively ignored her.
Jessica Alba is beautiful, but not good enough to be a real wife.
Although one was excluded, the remaining three really put Tian Fangshu in a dilemma. He glanced at Lin Feng, but Lin Feng also had a bitter look on his face at the moment, obviously unable to give him any help. But he couldn't hold a cup of tea like this, that wouldn't work. Today's apprenticeship ceremony is broadcast live all over the world. It would be too embarrassing to hold on to it like this.
Many guests around, those who have a good relationship with Lin Feng, are naturally worried about Lin Feng, but they are not the parties involved, so they can't help, so they can only worry. And those who don't have a good relationship with Lin Feng, such as Suleiman, are just laughing and watching the joke, waiting to see how Lin Feng will settle this matter. An unstable harem is a taboo, and it may bring bad luck to Lin Feng.
And those opponents of Lin Feng, such as Iwata Satoshi and others, are naturally secretly calculating how to make Lin Feng suffer the most. They came today to disrupt Tian Fangshu's apprenticeship. You say, Tian Fangshu, a best-selling novelist, actually became a disciple of a Chinese, and the most hated Chinese. How embarrassing for the great empire. What's more, they just signed the game copyright of "Legend of the Galactic Heroes" with Tian Fangshu. Now Tian Fangshu becomes Lin Feng's apprentice. If Lin Feng takes the copyright away, wouldn't that be a slap in their face!
What will Lin Feng do?
Lin Feng slowly scanned the four people, and finally made up his mind secretly. Whatever, why not just toast to all four of them? This way, there is no order of priority, no distinction between big and small, so as to avoid any trouble. Although this will cause huge criticism, those old scholars will have solid evidence to criticize him for "bigamy" (Lin Feng previously confessed his relationship with Lee Ji-woo, Huang Meixi, and Avril when cutting the ribbon at "Century Light", but the country, in order to quell the adverse reaction, rejected many requests from government representatives to severely punish Lin Feng on the grounds that this was a private love, not a marriage.), but Lin Feng didn't care at the moment.
Damn, when you are alive, you should enjoy yourself, take revenge, and drink and sing. Therefore, if you always worry about this and that, this life will be too boring and too aggrieved. Therefore, Lin Feng doesn't care about these, as long as his woman is happy.
But just when Lin Feng was about to ask someone to prepare three more cups of tea, a figure came over, took the teacup from Tian Fangshu's tray, and drank it all.
The whole audience was stunned! Especially Lin Feng! Because the person drinking tea was none other than Ivanka Trump, the daughter of a New York real estate tycoon.
"Apprentice, the master's wife has already drunk your tea, you can start to worship." Ivanka Trump said in fluent Mandarin, softly, but loud enough for everyone present to hear.
Boom! A bolt from the blue! This was definitely a bolt from the blue for Lee Ji-woo, Huang Meixi, Avril and Jessica Alba, who were sitting aside and were secretly worried about who Tian Fangshu would toast to!
Although none of the four of them dared to be sure who this cup of tea would be toasted to, no matter what, they shouldn't let that annoying Ivanka Trump drink it! She is just a piece of green onion, why should she drink this cup of tea! But now, Ivanka has already drunk the tea, and as the master's wife, she ordered Tian Fangshu to get up, what else can they do. So, they can only vent their resentment on Lin Feng.
Instantly, Lin Feng felt four gazes that were enough to burn him to pieces, as if they would tear him into pieces if he didn't give them a satisfactory answer. Lin Feng was speechless. He really didn't know that Ivanka Trump would suddenly get up to drink this cup of tea.
But looking at the eyes of Lee Ji-woo, Avril and others, he knew that they didn't believe his explanation, absolutely not.
But Ivanka Trump obviously ignored Lin Feng. After drinking the tea, she left, leaving Tian Fangshu, who was neither getting up nor not getting up, extremely embarrassed.
Lin Feng sighed helplessly.
"Tian, get up." Lin Feng said calmly.
Tian Fangshu stood up a little dazed. Just at this moment, Tian Fangshu could feel that there seemed to be several gazes on him that wanted to crush him to ashes. He felt wronged. He was going to choose someone to serve tea, but who knew that Ivanka Trump would appear. As a result, now he has offended four mistresses at once.
Tragic! Tian Fangshu felt that he was too miserable. Didn't he just want to become a disciple so that his soul could reach a new realm, to cleanse himself of all worldly desires and make his life more complete? But why did he have to go through so many hardships? Thinking of this, Tian Fangshu also blamed Lin Feng a little bit. Tell me, why did you mess with so many mistresses for no reason? Otherwise, would I be so unlucky? From now on, it will be so hard to become a disciple.
The four mistresses are causing trouble, and I, a best-selling author, can't resist! ——Tian Fangshu was filled with resentment.
"Since it's here, make the best of it." Lin Feng felt the resentment in Tian Fangshu's heart, and he didn't know how to resolve it. After thinking about it, he used a Zen principle to appease him. Didn't he become a disciple to learn the realm? This is the realm.
Sure enough, after hearing this, Tian Fangshu calmed down.