Chapter 2011: Women, Go Wash the Dishes
Chapter 11 Women, go wash the dishes
Many female fans screamed desperately, screaming desperately, they understood how scary Lin Feng was. This guy was just like what was said in some novels - his words were followed by his actions, too scary. Just a random word was enough to affect the mentality of the players, this kind of person was too scary.
Facing the overwhelming screams and heart-wrenching screams of female fans, unless Lin Feng's "Lion's Roar" was practiced to the ninth level - the realm of the Buddha's Wrath Lotus, there was no way to overwhelm the more than 30,000 female fans screaming in unison on the field.
However, Lin Feng had said what he should say, and it was useless to say more. Now it depends on Stam's own psychological quality. If his psychological quality is as indestructible as Beckham, then no one can interfere with him. On the contrary, just a little pressure is enough to make his heart stir up thousands of waves like a falling asteroid.
"Lin, do you think Stam can withstand the pressure?" Mourinho was also faintly excited at this moment. As long as Stam's penalty kick fails, Tottenham Hotspur will open up the team's history and become the fifth team to win the "Triple Crown". At the same time, it will also open up the history of entering the European Cup and clinking cups. Mourinho is a person who loves to break records by nature. He has a hysterical desire for these magical records.
"Haha, Jose, what do you think of the Dutch penalty kick level? Look at that Bergkamp, he actually refused to shoot a penalty kick forever because of a penalty kick error. The Dutch team, no wonder they can't win the championship!" Lin Feng asked back.
Mourinho thought about it and laughed. Including Prince William beside him. The three of them laughed here, but they were caught by the photographer who was ambushed nearby. The conversation between Lin Feng and Mourinho was also clearly broadcast all over the world through TV.
Immediately, all non-Dutch fans in front of the TV laughed. Isn't it true? Thinking of the Dutch team's previous penalty kick records, the fans are very happy. However, all the Dutch fans hated Lin Feng to death at this moment, and even Mourinho hated him. Even Prince William was implicated at this moment and was hated by many Dutch fans.
As for Arsenal fans, because of Lin Feng's words, they threatened to kill Tottenham Hotspur next season. The two teams were originally mortal enemies, and now they are even more dead because of Lin Feng's words. Now Arsenal fans not only hate Tottenham Hotspur, but also its owner-Lin Feng. You know, usually these derby teams, the fans of both sides hate the other team, hoping to step on the other team, but rarely even the chairman of the other club hates it. Of course, there are also few cases where the other coach is hated by the other. For example, Wenger, Tottenham Hotspur fans respect him more (except during derbies).
Now Lin Feng and Mourinho have set a precedent. Of course, the two don't know it yet.
"William, how can you be with such a person.
Now your image is completely ruined by such a person!" Queen Elizabeth said in annoyance. Prince William laughed with Lin Feng without caring about his image. This was too ungraceful. As a prince, he should have a polite image. How could he laugh and joke like a commoner? How could it be so?
Well, when Lin Feng was in high spirits, he offended the Queen of England again. This was really a tragedy.
But at this moment, even if Lin Feng knew that he had offended the Queen of England, he would not care. What was more important now was whether Stam's goal would go in.
"Stam! Stam! Stam!" All the female fans cheered crazily, hoping to give Stam enough courage.
"Come on, this ball must go in!" Stam took a deep breath, glanced at Cech, and stepped back a few steps.
"Messi, come here." Just as Stam was thinking about how to shoot, Lin Feng called Messi over and whispered in his ear.
"What are you talking about?" Mourinho asked curiously.
"Hey, a little surprise for Stam!" Lin Feng proudly kept it a secret.
Then, Mourinho saw Messi running to Cech and whispering a few words.
Fans around the world were curious at this moment, wondering what secret Lin Feng had given Cech. Fortunately, the answer will be revealed soon.
Stam was shocked, with an ugly face. As a member of the Dutch national team, he had an unspeakable shadow about penalty kicks, which had always shrouded all the players of the Dutch national team. Stam had a shadow about penalty kicks, and with the magic of Lin Feng just now, Stam was under more pressure. Now Cech got Lin Feng's advice, which made Stam even more entangled. He was concentrating on figuring out what Lin Feng had said to Cech.
"Stam, concentrate!" Leonardo saw Stam's distraction at a glance and shouted anxiously. You must know that Stam was the last one to shoot a penalty kick. If he didn't shoot it into Milan, they would lose. In the good situation of leading 3:0, the team finally lost the Champions League. For Milan, which has nothing in the four majors this season, it is unforgivable and unforgivable. As a head coach, he had no choice but to resign.
Stam felt even more pressure. If he didn't score, then... the team would lose, and he would be laughed at. No, I must score! —— Stam roared and ran away. He didn't want to think about anything at the moment, and decided to learn from the "God of War" Batistuta and use all his strength to shoot a straight ball. As long as the shot is accurate and fierce, it will definitely go in.
The momentum is like a rainbow, unstoppable! —— Stam walked briskly, grass debris flying, among the tens of thousands of fans and spectators in the stadium——
"Fly!" Cech shouted loudly before Stam could do it. At the same time, all Tottenham Hotspur players also shouted. This sudden shout made Stam tremble all over as if he had been struck by lightning. Especially when he came to cheer up and was interrupted, the uncomfortable feeling coupled with being startled directly caused Stam to slip his foot and shoot the ball away.
"Champion! Champion! We are champion! Triple crown champion!" All Tottenham Hotspur players immediately cheered wildly, and all the male fans on the field also stomped their feet in unison in the stands and applauded. Today they witnessed the birth of a miracle. In such an important final of the Champions League, Tottenham Hotspur achieved a shocking comeback after falling behind 0:3. In the final penalty kick final, there was a dramatic scene, but in the end Tottenham Hotspur Won and became the fifth "Triple Crown" team.
All the male fans cheered heartily. At the same time, they also celebrated and cheered that they could be gods and enjoy football to their heart's content in the future without women nagging or bothering their ears!
At this moment, all the female fans on the field were stunned. They lost, just lost. If they were left behind from the beginning, they might still be able to accept it. But the actual situation is that they led by three goals in the first half, but ended up losing in the end. How could they accept this! Especially this game is responsible for their future family happiness, and they cannot afford to lose! Can't afford to lose, absolutely can't afford to lose!
"Cheating! Lin Feng cheated! Rematch, this game does not count!" The female fans shouted crazily, they would never agree with the result of such a game. Originally, they should have won the game easily, but it was because of Lin Feng's cunning tactics that they lost in the end. They are not convinced!
But at this moment, Lin Feng didn't care. He had already started celebrating the victory with Mourinho and Prince William. The three of them had already excitedly taken off their shirts, opened their hands and glided across the field, while the Tottenham Hotspur players were still celebrating together, meeting their team's head coach, owner, and The princes were all gliding, and they immediately imitated each other, soaring around the court like gliders.
Witnessing this scene, all the male fans cheered even more vigorously, while all the female fans were even more furious. There was nothing they could do except madly shouting that Lin Feng was despicable and demanding that the game be replayed.
But Lin Feng was not done yet. How could this little stimulation be enough? This was not exciting enough! Lin Feng directly led Mourinho, and Prince William rushed to the bottom of the female fans' stand and made a kicking motion. Then Mourinho shook it gently with his fingers, while Prince William started washing dishes, cooking, etc. action. It means that women are not good on the court, and women’s talent lies in the kitchen.
"!" The actions of Lin Feng and the three people naturally completely angered all the female fans. Immediately, swear words broke out in the stands. They had just thrown away their mobile phones and keys. Now the female fans, who were angry and anxious about losing, were even more angry. Throw whatever you wanted, but if you didn't throw it away, thousands of pairs of leather shoes were smashed down.
But at this time, Lin Feng, who was quick-sighted and quick-witted, had already separated Prince William and Mourinho and celebrated the victory with all the players.
"No, we will never admit defeat. We must appeal this game to UEFA!" Allegra was also furious at Lin Feng's provocation. Originally he was unconvinced and unhappy after losing, but Lin Feng still provoked him like this. It was really abominable. They must appeal!
The rest of the female fans were naturally excited when they heard that Allegra was going to appeal. Naturally, they were unwilling to give up the happiness of the rest of their lives like this. You must know that football is endless. After one season, there will be another season. , endlessly, until the end of life. If they give up, their future lives will be dark. As soon as the league starts, men will go outside to watch the football and will not care about the house. As long as there is a football match, I will drink endlessly with the fans. As a woman, how can I bear this? But they couldn't say anything. Because this is their agreement, and if they lose, they should abide by the agreement.
No, we must appeal, we must appeal! ——All the female fans burst into hysterical roars.
appeal? ——Lin Feng chuckled. He didn't make any mistakes, and UEFA couldn't catch him!
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