Chapter 2013: The Highest Standard Blind Date
Chapter 13 The highest level blind date
There are two Queen Elizabeths in England. One is Queen Elizabeth who was born in 1533 and is called Elizabeth I. He is generally regarded as one of the most outstanding emperors in British history. During her 45 years in power, Britain's economy was prosperous and brilliant, and its military became the world's leading naval power. In the era in which she lived, the British king was not just a puppet, but a figure like Wu Zetian.
The other Queen Elizabeth, known as the second, is naturally the grandmother of Prince William and the current Queen of England. However, compared to Elizabeth I, this II's political achievements were far behind. As a queen, she is more of a symbol, used to symbolize the unity of the country. According to Lin Feng's understanding, the current Queen Elizabeth II is just a decoration, a figure like a vase. If the British people knew that this was how Lin Feng viewed their most respected Queen, then tens of millions of British people would cut Lin Feng into pieces and then feed him to dogs to relieve their hatred.
"Your Majesty the Queen!" Prince William greeted Queen Elizabeth II in accordance with the rules.
"My Lord, Baron Lin Feng, pays your respects to Her Majesty the Queen!" Lin Feng frowned, with an unhappy look on his face. What's the matter? It's really unpleasant to meet the leader of my own country but to be so polite to a queen. Originally, Lin Feng thought that the red tape in ancient China was enough, but he didn't expect that the British royal family had more etiquette. The rituals and postures required to meet the queen are not to mention too frustrating. Of course, it is relatively simple for someone like Prince William, but for a baron like me, there are a lot of etiquette. Despite Lin Feng's frivolous words, in fact the related actions, such as bowing, bending the knees, etc., total up to almost one minute. This pain made Lin Feng hold back. But there is no other way. As long as the Queen of England receives someone like Lin Feng in her own Buckingham Palace, this etiquette is indispensable.
Of course, if Lin Feng can create a god, then the Baron will be gone. Faced with the choice between enduring red tape and being a baron, Lin Feng naturally decisively chose the baron. It should be noted that this baron status has given Lin Feng a lot of conveniences. Due to all the red tape, Lin Feng has only met the Queen of England twice so far. One time was during the canonization ceremony, and the second time is today. Of course, Lin Feng does not want to meet these people from the British royal family, and I am afraid that these people from the British royal family may not necessarily want to meet Lin Feng.
"Presumptuous!" Butler Hank shouted.
Lin Feng's eyes squinted, whether this Butler Hank was just looking for trouble or something.
"Baron Lin, do you know who is sitting here! She is - by the grace of God, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and its dependencies and territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Protector of the Faith Or..." Butler Hank began to introduce the title of Elizabeth II with great emotion.
Lin Feng suddenly wanted to faint. When he was given the title for the first time, Lin Feng listened to the title of Queen of England word for word. Oh my god,
Lin Feng listened for almost 5 minutes that time, and then he heard one after another unheard and unseen titles and terms coming out of Hank's butler's mouth, which made Lin Feng feel like Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden. That time also completely changed Lin Feng's disdain for English.
Once upon a time, Lin Feng thought that Chinese was the most beautiful language in the world, with the most complete vocabulary, the language that could perfectly express people's emotions and describe the world. But after that time, Lin Feng found that his English was no worse than his Chinese. The vocabulary of real English is no less than that of Chinese. Although English has not been around as long as Chinese, its vocabulary has undergone tremendous changes every year due to its popularity and regionality, and countless new nouns have enriched the English vocabulary.
For example, the title of Queen of England, Lin Feng still remembers it - the most noble Lord of the Order of the Bath, the oldest and most noble Lord of the Order of Scotland, the most glorious Lord of the Order of St. Patrick, the most distinguished Lord of the Order of St. Distinguished Lord of the Order of St. Michael and St. George, Most Excellent Order of the British Empire...
"Uh, may I ask, Your Majesty the Queen, why did you summon this Baron late at night?" Lin Feng couldn't bear to listen to another five minutes of nagging, so he directly interrupted Butler Hank.
"Presumptuous!" Butler Hank glared, wishing he could stare Lin Feng to death right away.
But who is Lin Feng, he doesn't like a housekeeper like Hank. Although the king of hell is easy to mess with, the little devil is difficult to deal with. But the worst case scenario is that you can just slap your ass and walk away, no longer being Baron Laushizi. Then, no matter how awesome your Queen is, and no matter how many titles you have, you will be able to control me!
"Okay, Hank, Lin Feng is not a native of England, so it is normal for him not to understand these things. Please don't make it difficult for him in this regard." The Queen of England waved her hand, and Butler Hank immediately stepped aside respectfully. The ferocity of Lin Feng who swallowed it in one gulp was completely different.
What a bastard! ——Lin Feng cursed secretly.
"Baron Lin, you are so smart, you should know why I have summoned you here now!" The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng condescendingly. Seeing that Lin Feng wanted to defend, she immediately waved her hand, "I believe William should pass on some news Told you."
Lin Feng clicked his tongue and said nothing more.
"Baron Lin, you are a smart man. I won't beat around the bush with you. It's boring. I'll tell you directly. William is the pride of our royal family and the future king of the UK. His words and deeds represent the British royal family. , represents the people of this country. Such wanton and nonsensical behavior on the court today is absolutely not allowed," the Queen said coldly.
Lin Feng shrugged indifferently.
"Your Majesty, I don't think there's anything wrong with Prince William doing this. As usual..." Lin Feng wanted to defend himself, but how could the Queen of England give him a chance? The Queen of England is the second-ranking British president in the world. Although she has no great achievements, Lin Feng can't catch up with her in terms of politics.
"William, as a prince, you have received the best education since childhood. You have been very well-behaved since childhood, and you understand your responsibilities and obligations as a prince. Do you think your behavior on the court today is appropriate?" The Queen of England asked Prince William.
"I'm sorry, Your Majesty, it's my fault. I was too confused and too reckless." Prince William admitted his mistakes again and again.
Lin Feng's face turned red. The Queen of England openly said that Prince William was not right, but secretly reprimanded himself for not being right, scolding himself for being brainless and confused. But what can Lin Feng say at this moment? The Queen of England is talking about her grandson and her minister. What qualifications and identity do I have to refute? I couldn't even open my mouth, I could only sulk on the side with empathy.
Her Majesty is awesome, this time she taught this arrogant Chinese man a lesson and he had nothing to say. ——Butler Hank was secretly happy on the side. Butler Hank didn't like Lin Feng and hated him since the first day he entered Buckingham Palace. Because this Chinese man was uneducated, rude, and unruly, which was completely incompatible with the rigorous and gentlemanly Buckingham Palace. But he was Prince William's savior, and he gave Prince William and the British royal family such a great honor, he couldn't object. He could only watch Lin Feng lead Prince William astray. If it weren't for the Queen of England's order to restrict Prince Harry and several other little princesses from contacting Lin Feng, I'm afraid the entire British royal family would have been ruined by Lin Feng alone for three generations.
The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng and smiled secretly. As for Lin Feng, she had wanted to teach him a lesson a long time ago, but he actually led her own prince astray like this, how shameful. But there was no chance, now he finally seized an opportunity and made Lin Feng suffer a loss.
"Okay, William, you go down first. I have something to say to Baron Lin alone." After the Queen of England scolded Prince William, she waved her hand and sent him away.
"Grandma, Your Majesty, he..." Prince William was shocked, afraid that his grandmother would embarrass Lin Feng, but before he said a word, he left under the majesty of the Queen of England. Facing the Queen of England, Prince William was like a mouse seeing a cat.
"Hank, you also leave!" The Queen of England said again.
"Your Majesty, he..." Hank heard that even his own eunuch had to leave, leaving the Queen of England and Lin Feng alone, and he was immediately anxious.
"Hank, don't you leave yet? Didn't you hear that the king said that he wanted to talk to Lin Feng alone! Or do you think Lin Feng wants to harm the king? Do you know that this is doubting Baron Lin's loyalty. Besides, even if you stay, can you be Baron Lin's opponent!" The Queen of England is intimidating without anger.
"Yes, yes, yes." Butler Hank retreated immediately as if he had lost his parents. He would never dare to challenge the majesty of the Queen of England. But before he left, he saw Lin Feng's lips slightly opened and uttered three words - dog slave, which made him furious, but under the majesty of the Queen of England, this anger immediately turned into hostility and was hidden.
Lin Feng snorted lightly. Lin Feng didn't care about the hatred of this lackey. Outside of Buckingham Palace, Lin Feng could manipulate him as he wanted.
The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng, then glanced at Hank, who was full of resentment, and shook her head slightly. This Hank is really a bit presumptuous. After all, he is just a butler, while Lin Feng is a baron conferred by the United Kingdom. There is a huge gap in the level. Of course, it is also a matter of later to knock Hank, and now the business is important.
"Baron Lin, do you know why the king wants to see you?" asked the Queen of England.
The condescending look was even a bit bossy, but it was no wonder. The Queen of England had been in office for decades, and this kind of majesty had become a habit over time. This was not specifically directed at Lin Feng.
"Your Majesty, I'm afraid you came to me for Prince William." Lin Feng answered neither arrogantly nor humbly.
"Smart!" The Queen of England praised, but Lin Feng was not proud of anything. The Queen of England left him alone. If not for Prince William, could it be that she was having supper with him.
"Lin Feng, I won't talk nonsense with you. In a word, I am very dissatisfied with Kate and William." The Queen of England said coldly.
Lin Feng was stunned. Dissatisfaction with Kate is understandable, but why is she dissatisfied with William?
"I don't care that Kate comes from a poor family. When we marry a wife in the royal family, we don't care about the other party's identity. We care about the other party's behavior. Kate is too strong, and William is a little introverted, which is not good. She will not be a qualified candidate for the princess." The Queen of England said.
Lin Feng pursed his lips. He couldn't deny that Kate was indeed too independent, and William was, to put it bluntly, a henpecked husband. Obviously, the Queen of England didn't want her grandson to be a henpecked husband, or to say, she didn't want the future princess to suppress the king.
"As for William, I was originally very satisfied. But during this period, William became frivolous, reckless, and unrestrained. These are definitely not the qualities a king should have!" The Queen of England looked unhappy.
Lin Feng's face was gloomy. This was another rebuke for teaching William bad things, but he couldn't refute it. Awesome, this Queen of England is really awesome, the old ones are the best!
"And these two points are all related to you. I have investigated and found that you are the one who brought Kate and William together. As for why William has become so frivolous, I can only describe it with an old Chinese saying - those who are close to vermilion become red, and those who are close to ink become black!" The Queen of England glanced at Lin Feng.
Lin Feng could only describe it with the word "admiration" at this moment. The Queen of England doesn't use dirty words to scold people. If she were to scold people, she could create a god comparable to Zhuge Liang!
"Your Majesty, what do you want?" Lin Feng was too lazy to argue with the Queen of England about whether William was frivolous. Wouldn't that be like bumping into a bullet hole?
"I just said that it's comfortable to talk to smart people!" The Queen of England had just finished secretly scolding Lin Feng, and now she boasted again. This is a standard reward of one date.
Lin Feng remained silent.
"Now Prince William's popularity in the UK has dropped a lot. Many British women are quite disgusted with him, and it even affects the image of our royal family. In order to restore the image of the royal family and Prince William, I want to organize a blind date!" said the Queen of England.
Blind date? ——Lin Feng was so shocked that he couldn't speak.
No way, Prince William still needs a blind date? Moreover, if you want to break up the two of them, you don't have to use this trick, you have to make Prince William willing to go.
"Baron Lin, this blind date will be a big gathering of princes and princesses from Europe and other countries in the world. This is jointly organized by me, Spain, Denmark and other countries. I will choose a suitable wife for William from princesses from various countries." The Queen of England said.
Lin Feng took a breath. They are all princes and princesses. This is probably the highest standard blind date in the world today. The Queen of England really spared no effort to break up Prince William and Kate. But again, why should William go! Although he is well-behaved, he also has his stubbornness.
"So, how to get William to attend this blind date depends on you-Baron Lin!" The Queen of England looked at Lin Feng jokingly.
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