Chapter 6523: The Most Shameless
bad friend! A bunch of bad friends!
Right now, this run is definitely out of the question. Helpless, Lin Feng walked out with an angry look on his face.
"Master Feng, how are you? Does your stomach still hurt? I heard that Mrs. Jin has special skills in acupuncture. Do you want to try it? It will also open our eyes." Li Zekai said with a face full of ridicule.
Want to run? no way!
As the saying goes, brothers share hardships and share blessings. For no reason, they were all scolded by Mrs. Jin, except you, Lin Feng.
"Ah ha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Grandma Jin, look at me, I'm not shy, I don't pay attention to the occasion at all. I hope you don't blame me for being rude just now!" Lin Feng rolled his eyes at Li Zekai and the others. , Haha returned to the dining table.
Grandma Jin? Li Zekai and the other two stared at each other, this kid is really shameless. Although Mr. Jin is senior enough to be regarded as Lin Feng's grandfather, he and Lin Feng have always been friends with each other since many years, and they have always been friends with each other. Lin Feng is usually not so polite and respectful. But now, all of a sudden, he has become a friend. Grandma Cheng Jin.
Shameless!
"Xiao Lin, it's not me..." Mrs. Jin gave Lin Feng a bowl of hot rice.
"Grandma Jin, look at how hard you've been working all day, we guys are just messing around and not giving you a helping hand. Come on, let me rub your shoulders!" Lin Feng warmly gave it to Jin. The lady rubbed her shoulders and back.
Flattery! Li Zekai and the other three cursed secretly.
"Also, you guys, have you finished eating? After you finish eating, hurry up and put away the dishes. Is it possible that Grandma Jin has to clean up all this? Hurry up, hurry up!" Lin Feng scolded and prepared to watch. The three actors in the play are Li Zekai.
drink! Li Zekai and the other three suddenly felt unhappy. This guy actually showed off his power.
"Grandma Jin, look, do you feel comfortable? How's my strength? I've had a few massages from Huashen. The massage techniques are pretty good!" Lin Feng said with a flattering look on his face.
"Well, don't mention it, your massage is really comfortable, and it's not worse than those old Chinese medicine practitioners!" Mrs. Jin said with admiration.
This massage is the specialty of Chinese medicine. Although Western medicine also offers massage, its techniques are completely incomparable with those of traditional Chinese medicine. After all, Western medicine doesn’t understand acupuncture points. In this regard, Chinese medicine lags behind Western medicine by several galaxies.
"Hey, you three, why are you still not listening to me?
Do you really need Grandma Jin to say something? "When Lin Feng saw that Li Zekai and the others hadn't moved, he immediately blew his beard and stared.
drink! OK! You can do it! Naturally, Li Zekai and the others did not dare to trouble Mrs. Jin to speak. After all, she was an elder and was already old. They and others came uninvited and were short-tongued, so they had to help.
"Master Feng, haven't you finished eating yet?" Li Zekai muttered.
"I can't eat anymore. I'm so angry with you. Of course, these leftovers are not good either. Pack them up for me and I'll take them back to eat!" Lin Feng ordered, "Hurry up and put away the dishes. Mr. Jin and I will play another round of chess!"
drink! OK! You are good enough! The three of them cursed secretly again and began to put away the dishes in despair.
"You kid, you're so mouthy!" Jin Yong looked on amused.
"Grandma Jin, you see, your education to them is so right! These three guys are so incompetent. One of them has been in love for so many years and is a childhood sweetheart, but he just won't marry. The other one is like a homosexual. One of them is greedy for beauty. What a three bastards! I think these three guys are harmed by sensuality. They should come here more and receive your education. You should educate them well. Don't let them go out and harm other people's daughters!" Lin Feng massaged Tai.
"Hey! Mr. Feng, do we have your sensuality? You've already married 16 people!" At this time, Li Zekai and the others quit, and they started to talk.
"What's wrong with me marrying 16 people? The key is that I married them. What about you? Are you married? Are you married? Are you married yet?" Lin Feng looked proud, "When I marry someone, I am responsible for them. What about you? It’s just for fun! Don’t tell me that you are ready to get married, but you are not ready yet. If you are not ready yet, then don’t babble with me here!”
Phew! There was no need to mention the fire that the three of them were holding inside. This guy is such a bully.
"What, you're not convinced?! If you're not convinced, go back and marry me! If you dare to marry me, I'll give you a big red envelope right away. I'll definitely be there for your wedding!" Lin Feng chuckled.
"Okay! Mr. Feng, as long as you say this, that's okay. Just wait!" Zheng Zhiheng was furious. This guy is so disgusting. He is showing off his power just because he is married.
They couldn't swallow this breath no matter what.
"Hi, Yan'er, let's get married!" Zheng Zhiheng's voice was slightly stiff and unnatural.
An excited scream came from the other end of the phone. Obviously, Zheng Zhiheng has made the other party wait for too long for this wedding. After all, Zheng Zhiheng is quite old this year and is 28 years old. It’s considered the age to start a family.
After hanging up the phone, Zheng Zhiheng took a long breath.
"Master Feng, this is what you said. I don't have any other requirements, just be the driver of the wedding car for me!" Zheng Zhiheng said jokingly, "How about it, our Master Feng is still unable to keep up with his words." !”
"Hey, I'm just the driver of the wedding car, no problem. When you get married, I will definitely be your driver!!!" Lin Feng laughed loudly, then looked down at Mrs. Jin, "Grandma Jin, look, this meal A marriage was achieved, which is a great virtue!”
Mrs. Jin smiled helplessly. Although she had educated Li Zekai and the other two, she did not mean to force them to get married. She just felt that these young people, who had been in the limelight in recent years, also needed to take some responsibility in emotional issues and not be too free and easy.
As a result, Lin Feng forced them to get married.
But it was okay, at least one of them was settled.
"Grandma Jin, look, it's getting late now, you should have a good rest. The rest, leave it to us!" Lin Feng asked flatteringly.
Mrs. Jin was indeed a little tired. She was really tired after working all morning. Although there were only four vegetarian dishes, they were extremely delicate and naturally very energy-consuming.
"Okay, I'm going to rest." Mrs. Jin also left with Jin Yong.
After the two elders walked away, Lin Feng winked at Li Zekai and the other two, looking very proud.
How could he not be proud if he was not scolded by the elders!
"Shameless!" The three of them raised their middle fingers to Lin Feng.
Lin Feng didn't care at all. It's OK to get the advantage, the rest, don't care, don't care!
Lin Feng is so thick-skinned that he can't get into anything, and the three of them can't do anything about it.
"How to practice this internal force?" The three of them were excited.
"Hehe, here I have a set of breathing techniques, you learn first, and there is also a set of boxing, you practice first. After practicing for a year, Zheng Zha will be responsible for coming to the assessment, and if you pass, I will teach you how to practice internal force. However, I said in advance that this internal force practice not only depends on hard work, but also talent is extremely important. You may not be able to practice it. So, you'd better be mentally prepared!" Lin Feng took precautions in advance.
"We know this! If this thing is easy to practice, it would be all over the street. But we are satisfied to have the opportunity to practice it!" The three of them are naturally not ordinary people, and these problems are clear at a glance.
Afterwards, Zheng Zha taught Li Zekai and the other two a set of revised breathing techniques and a set of boxing in Jin Yong's villa.
Normally, if you practice from a young age, as long as you are hardworking enough and have good talent, the possibility of eventually having internal strength should be more than 20%. However, if you practice at the age of Li Zekai, the possibility is only 1%. It may even be lower.
Of course, there is no harm in practicing, and it will always have some effect in prolonging life.
Naturally, no one disturbed Jin Yong in the afternoon. After all, he is old, so it is okay to visit him occasionally. If you disturb him for a whole day, the two old bodies can't bear it.
"Zhiheng, I will do what I promised you. When you set a date for your wedding, I will hold a bachelor party for you and be your driver! I'm busy now, so I'll leave first!" Lin Feng promised, "But Richard, I won't say anything about you. Anyway, no matter what you do, we brothers support you, but you don't always drag it out. A real man should make a break when it's time to make a break!"
"I know!" Li Zekai nodded, looking relieved.
In this matter, he is indeed a bit of a nobody, because he really doesn't want to get married now. Although marriage has many advantages, it also has many constraints. As for the so-called companionship or care, in fact, when Li Zekai reaches this point, there will definitely be no shortage of people who care about him and flatter him.
As for companionship, it is okay to change a dozen women every day. Of course, these women are unlikely to be as considerate and caring as his wife, and their hearts are completely on you. But the world is fair, and marrying a wife means all kinds of troubles. He doesn't want such troubles yet.
For him, life is short. It is better to enjoy it while you can!
"As for you, Xiao Tangtang, I'm sorry, I have to consume you this time. I will notify you immediately when the program is ready!" Lin Feng said with a smile, "Don't worry, I will give you special treatment for my guilt. Once it is built, I will immediately send you a flying saucer that can go to the moon!"
Envy! At this time, Li Zekai and Zheng Zhiheng were endlessly envious. Of course, jealousy is not the case. After all, everyone is a brother. Now the supply is tight, and Lin Feng has consumed Tang Jiacheng, so he will naturally make some compensation. This is also normal.
Moreover, once Lin Feng has the supply, will they be short of them!
Lin Feng left.
The three of them looked at each other.
"Have you really decided to get married?" Li Zekai asked, "It's so good to be single, why get married so early!"
"Hey, Richard, are you trying to persuade Brother Zhiheng to break off the engagement? What's wrong with getting married! I still want to get married!" Tang Jiacheng yelled.
Zheng Zhiheng looked at the two bad friends helplessly. These two are pitfalls! (To be continued ~^~)