I'm Kicking You, Idiot.

Tianjin Port is the largest port city in the north, and naturally it also has the largest wharf in the north.

What Xia Tian and Ajiu were looking for was a luxury cruise ship docked at this pier. Its name was quite domineering, called "Emperor Changsheng".

The cruise ship is relatively easy to find, mainly because its shape and color are quite Chinese in style, and you can basically distinguish it from other cruise ships at a glance.

Just as the two were about to walk towards the cruise ship, a young man in front of them suddenly cried out "Ouch!" and then stumbled backwards, taking several people with him and was about to hit Jiu.

“Bang!”

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Xia Tian kicked him, but he didn't use much force and just kicked the man to the side.

"What's wrong with you? You saw my buddy about to fall, and you didn't just help him up, but why did you kick him?" The man jumped up from the ground, pointed at Xia Tian and started cursing.

Many passers-by around heard the noise and couldn't help but stop to watch the excitement.

"I'm kicking you, you idiot." Xia Tian said lazily.

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That man also had a bad temper. He snorted coldly, "Hey, man, you dare to curse me. You think you are right to hit me, right? If you hurt me, you will be in trouble."

"If you want to extort money, I advise you not to do it, otherwise you will get beaten." Jiu was also very annoyed by this kind of thing. No matter where she was, there were always people who wanted to bully newcomers. This person probably saw that she and Xia Tian were a young couple, so he wanted to find an excuse to extort some money.

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"What are you talking about? I'm extorting money?" The young man seemed to have heard a huge joke. "Why don't you go to the city and ask around to see if I, Zhang Youzi, am that kind of person?"

As he spoke, the man waved at the passers-by. When he saw more people gathered around him, he lay down on the ground and said, "Everyone, give me some justice. Not only did these two people kick me for no reason, they also insulted me and extorted money. How can I seek justice? If you don't make things clear today, don't even think about leaving!"

Most of the onlookers had no idea what was going on. They just listened to the young man yelling loudly, with a nonchalant smile on their faces. Then they took out their mobile phones to shoot short videos, probably wanting to post them on WeChat Moments or Weibo, and maybe even win a few fans.

"I don't give a shit about who you are." Xia Tian said unhappily, "If you want to steal those idiots' wallets, go ahead and steal them. It's best not to bother me."

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"How dare you insult me? You are the thief, and so are your whole family..." Zhang Youzi was cursing, but he felt a pang in his heart: How does this person know I am a thief?

Xia Tian glared at the man fiercely: "If you don't get out of the way, I'll beat you up."

Although the young man looked casual when he saw Xia Tian, ​​there was a hint of authority in his eyes. For a moment, his knees hurt so much that he wanted to kneel down. He knew in his heart that this man might not be easy to deal with.

“Just give way. I’m in a good mood today, so I’ll let you go.” The man got up from the ground, patted his butt, and rushed into the crowd, disappearing in an instant.

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Ajiu felt that the man's coming and leaving were a bit strange, but he was too lazy to pursue it now. The cruise ship had already started checking tickets, and there was no need to waste time on such a small matter.

Not long after Xia Tian and Ajiu left, someone in the crowd exclaimed:

"Oops, my wallet is gone."

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"My phone is gone too. I was just holding it to take a video."

"It must have been stolen by that kid just now."

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"That young couple might also be accomplices."

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The crowd started to get chaotic, and Zhang Youzi had already run to a secluded place, where he was blocked by someone.

"Zhang Youzi, what are you doing? I asked you to steal something, but you came back empty-handed?" One of the scarred guys started to curse him.

Zhang Youzi lowered his head and hands, and said with a playful smile: "Brother Dao, those two are not easy to deal with. I dare not take action."

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"Why wouldn't I dare? They're just a couple of young people." Scarface slapped them. "From their looks, they're going on a cruise. They must have money on them. Just give me the things on them and the money will be yours."

"I really don't dare." Zhang Youzi still shook his head, "You didn't see the look in that man's eyes. It looked like he wanted to kill me. I felt that guy must have killed someone before, otherwise his eyes wouldn't be so scary."

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"Bullshit!" Scarface cursed viciously, "Today is the last day. If you don't get the job done and don't have much money, your debt will never be cleared. Don't blame me for chopping off your hands when the time comes."

"Don't, don't." Zhang Youzi knelt down and kowtowed, saying, "Brother Dao, please give me another chance. Please help me since we grew up in the same alley."

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Scarface frowned, pretending to hesitate for a long time, then whispered: "Okay, brother, I'll give you one last chance. If it doesn't work, just jump into the sea by yourself. Don't waste my saliva. Do you hear me?"

"I heard you. Brother Dao is really righteous. No matter what the matter is, as long as you open your mouth, I, Zhang Youzi, will definitely get it done for you." Zhang Youzi patted his chest confidently.

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"This is the lowest-quality ticket." Scarface suddenly handed Zhang Youzi a ticket and pointed at the "Eternal Life Emperor". "Go up there and help me steal something. If you succeed, I promise that all your previous debts will be written off, and I'll also give you 30,000 yuan for your labor."

Zhang Youzi's eyes lit up. He had actually done this kind of thing many times. After all, this was the largest port in the north. A petty thief like him naturally had to rely on water to make a living. He often stole the lowest-class ticket to sneak onto a luxury cruise ship. After that, he had a free hand and could steal as much as he wanted. Needless to say, he reaped the rewards.

"Wait, Brother Dao, what exactly do you want me to steal?" Zhang Youzi rolled his eyes and felt that things were not that simple. "You also know that I can't get to the top few floors. There is no chance to steal anything there."

Scarface snorted coldly: "Do you have a choice?"

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"Okay then." Zhang Youzi looked at Scarface's expression, then looked at his own hands, and nodded with gritted teeth: "Brother Dao, what do you want to steal?"

Scarface said calmly, "You recognized the faces of the young couple just now. You steal whatever they bought on the ship. Do you understand?"

Zhang Youzi's expression changed, and he subconsciously wanted to refuse, but he swallowed the words back. He knew that if he dared to say no, Scarface would probably chop him on the spot.

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On the other side, Xia Tian and Ajiu were queuing to board the ship.

"Are you Fang Tianqi, Mr. Fang?" The crew member who checked the tickets looked at Xia Tian and Ajiu with suspicion.

Xia Tian yawned lazily: "What's the problem?"

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"Oh, no problem." The crew nodded and returned the ticket and invitation letter to Xia Tian solemnly. "Mr. Fang, you are our company's most distinguished guest. After you get on board, there will be a special butler to take care of all your trivial matters on the ship. I wish you and your wife a pleasant journey."

As soon as the two of them boarded the ship, a middle-aged man in British butler clothing came up to them and said respectfully, "Mr. Fang, Mrs. Fang, good evening. My name is William, and I am your personal butler for this trip. I will show you the room first. Please follow me."

"Thank you." Jiu said politely.

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Led by the butler William, Xia Tian and Ajiu took the elevator, passing by Central Park, the promenade, the gymnasium... and even the golf course, and then arrived at the ninth floor.

"You two's room is No. 907, which is the top-level suite on the cruise ship. It is even more luxurious than the presidential suite in a five-star hotel. It is composed of...etc." William opened the room and introduced the facilities inside and outside the room in detail to Xia Tian and Ajiu.

Ajiu didn't have much thought about enjoying life, and Xia Tian didn't care at all, so he just listened for a while and sent the housekeeper away.

"It's so luxurious. It seems that he spent a lot of money on that [Eternal Life Pearl]." Jiu leaned on the leather sofa and looked around. "However, I guess he will suck the blood back at the exchange meeting."

Xia Tian laughed and said to Jiu, "Jiu girl, there is a swimming pool outside, let's go swimming."

"No." Jiu flatly refused. She knew that this bastard was definitely not thinking about swimming, and she must not let him succeed easily.

"Girl Jiu, the bed here is quite big and soft. How about we sleep for a while?" Xia Tian jumped onto the bed again and said to Jiu.

Ah Jiu still shook his head: "I'm not sleepy yet, I don't want to go to bed. Besides, I haven't had dinner yet."

"The butler said that dinner can be delivered directly in." Xia Tian said casually.

Ah Jiu rolled his eyes at him and said unhappily, "You're so lazy."

"Okay, let's go have dinner." Xia Tian followed Ah Jiu's instructions, "Jiu girl, what do you want to eat?"

"Whatever." Jiu thought that he should find something for Xia Tian to do, otherwise he would definitely not be able to escape that trouble in the end, so he got up and took a look in the cloakroom. Sure enough, it was already filled with various brand-name clothes.

Two hours later, Jiu finally changed his clothes, and of course he also changed Xia Tian's clothes, although he was not very willing to do so.

Almost every floor has its own restaurant, but the restaurant on the ninth floor is the best. The chefs here are all invited from top restaurants in various countries. No matter which country or region's cuisine you want to eat, you can be satisfied.

According to the principle of proximity, Jiu took Xia Tian to the nearest French restaurant. There were quite a few people here, most of them were well-dressed, and looked very quiet and classy.

Of course, there are exceptions to everything.

Xia Tian and Ajiu were just led by the waiter to sit down at a table when a man came over angrily, stood in front of Xia Tian, ​​and said in a somewhat ambiguous tone:

"Xia Tian, ​​I didn't expect you to come here with me? I really underestimated you, but you'd better know yourself, otherwise, you will bear the consequences at your own risk."

Xia Tian didn't even raise his head: "Who are you, idiot?"

"Heh, keep pretending!" The man was so angry at Xia Tian's attitude that he punched him in the face.

“Bang!”

A figure fell heavily to the ground, shocking everyone in the restaurant and making them look over here in panic.