Then I'll Have Fun with You.

In the river.

Xia Tian and Cao Qianqian were in a gray space that seemed to have no boundaries.

"Aren't you in a hurry at all?" Seeing Xia Tian's relaxed look, Cao Qianqian couldn't help but feel curious: "We were eaten by a river... monster. Maybe we will be digested by it in a while."

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Xia Tian said lazily: "You are really stupid. Do you think rivers have a digestive system?"

"It seems not." Cao Qianqian shook her head, but still said worriedly: "But it must have some way to digest us, otherwise why would it swallow us."

"This river was originally a demon, but it was refined into a magic weapon long ago." Xia Tian said to Cao Qianqian nonchalantly, "It's just that it hasn't been used for thousands of years, so it has been separated from its owner's consciousness and infected by the evil spirit here, so it has mutated."

"Then what?" Cao Qianqian listened to Xia Tian's words and felt that he hadn't gotten to the point for a long time: "It still didn't say how it would digest us."

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Xia Tian shook his head, expressing deep concern about Cao Qianqian's IQ: "You're just too stupid, even dumber than the long-legged girl."

"What does this have to do with being stupid?" Cao Qianqian complained dissatisfiedly, "Everything here is beyond my common sense. I have only read about spiritual energy in novels before. How can I understand what you are talking about?"

"No need to understand." Xia Tian curled his lips, "Don't worry, no one will die in this broken place."

Before he finished speaking, Cao Qianqian felt as if he had kicked something at his feet. When he looked down, he saw a human skeleton.

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"Ah, dead, dead person!" Cao Qianqian shrank back behind Xia Tian in fear, "Look, look."

Xia Tian's expression was calm, and he said calmly, "I see."

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"Didn't you say that no one would die?" Cao Qianqian came back to her senses and questioned Xia Tian.

"No one will die here." Xia Tian's attitude remained casual and his views had not changed.

Cao Qianqian's eyes widened, unable to bear Xia Tian's lies: "No one will die, so where did this skeleton come from?"

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"You are really stupid. How about I give you an injection?" Xia Tian turned his head to look at Cao Qianqian and said sympathetically, "Otherwise it will be difficult to talk to you. You are not as pretty as the long-legged girl, and your brain is ten times dumber than hers."

"You're the stupid one. It's obviously you who is vague and always speaks halfway." Cao Qianqian frowned. "Also, who is the long-legged girl you are talking about?"

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"The girl with long legs is my future wife. She is a little stupid and her breasts are small, but her legs are very long." Xia Tian said seriously.

Cao Qianqian was immediately distracted and asked, "Since her legs are so long, why not just call her Long-legged Girl? Why call her Little Long-legged Girl?"

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"Because there is someone prettier than her, with longer legs." Xia Tian replied with a smile: "That person is the long-legged girl."

"Wait, who is the long-legged girl?" Cao Qianqian frowned.

"The long-legged girl is my wife." Xia Tian replied.

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Cao Qianqian showed the same expression as the old man on the subway looking at his phone: "How many wives do you have?"

"Not many, probably just over thirty." Xia Tian didn't want to count them carefully, so he just said casually.

"More than thirty, that's not too many. You deserve the death penalty for bigamy." Cao Qianqian couldn't help but complain.

Xia Tian said nonchalantly, "The Jianghai City Police Department did issue a warrant for my arrest for bigamy before, but it was useless. My wives and I are all legally married, and each of us has a certificate."

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Cao Qianqian found that she couldn't complain anymore, so she had to put aside the topic and return to the previous discussion: "Xia Tian, ​​just tell me, will anyone die in this river?"

Xia Tian didn't even think about it and answered, "No."

"Then...how do you explain this death?" Cao Qianqian asked.

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Xia Tian shook his head and said with emotion: "I don't understand this, because someone drowned in the river and the body was deposited in the river."

"Huh?" After hearing this, Cao Qianqian thought about it several times: "Doesn't that mean someone will die?"

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"River water can drown people, but can river channels also drown people?" Xia Tian became a little impatient and pointed it out directly.

Cao Qianqian also recalled at this time that before they were swallowed by the river, the river water had been evaporated by the summer.

However, she soon thought of another problem: "Although we won't drown in the river, we will suffocate without air, and if we can't get out, we will starve to death here sooner or later."

Xia Tian yawned lazily: "I won't stay here for long, I'll be out soon."

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"Well, it seems like someone came in." Cao Qianqian saw a strange vast space suddenly emerge in the gray sky, and then several figures fell down, just like her and Xia Tian just now.

Xia Tian didn't care about the person who came. He was still observing the inside of the river. He stopped by the river just now because he smelled a familiar feeling. Even though he was swallowed by the river, he didn't resist. He just wanted to find the source of this familiar feeling.

"Honey, why are you here?" After the figures landed, two of them trotted towards Xia Tian. The one walking in front was Ning Ruirui, and the one following behind seemed to be Zhao Yaoyao.

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The other few people could be vaguely identified by their figures, they were all women from Xia Tian.

But Xia Tian didn't look happy at all. On the contrary, he frowned and said, "I hate it most when people use my woman as an excuse. Although you have no choice, you should just go to hell!"

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The man with the sword scar and others fell from mid-air, but fortunately they were not seriously injured.

"Where is this place?"

"What on earth was that just now?"

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"Isn't it a python monster?"

"Your python has no top cover. It looks like a long shovel without a handle to me."

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"Shovel your head, have you ever seen a shovel become a spirit?"

"Okay, shut up." The man with the sword scar was the first to calm down and shouted at his subordinates, "Observe the environment first and see what exactly is this place?"

These people finally calmed down a little.

"There seems to be someone in front." Someone saw two blurry figures in the distance through the gray vision.

The scarred man had a vigilant look in his eyes, and immediately whispered, "Second brother, fourth brother, two of you go over and check the situation. The others stay alert, and if anyone sees anything unusual, take action immediately."

"Yes!" One of the tall, muscular men with a beard slowly walked towards the two figures in the distance.

The others stood back to back, holding weapons, and looked around with extreme vigilance.

"Hey, who are you?" The muscular man with a gun approached and immediately shouted to the distance: "Speak up, or don't blame us for treating you as dangerous people."

The other bearded man didn't say anything, but kept his eyes fixed on the two men. Suddenly he said, "Second brother, one of them looks like Old Seven."

The muscular man also felt that the figure of one of them was very similar to Lao Qi who was swallowed by the monster before, so he called out: "Lao Qi, is that you?"

One of the figures heard the sound, turned slightly, and ran towards the muscular man and the bearded man.

"Second brother, fourth brother, how did you get in too?" Sure enough, after this man came closer, his appearance became clearer. It was indeed the seventh brother who was the first to be swallowed by the monster.

The muscular man couldn't help but happily hugged Lao Qi when he saw him, and asked, "Lao Qi, why are you here, who is the person with you?"

"Another person?" Old Seven had a puzzled look on his face. "I was the only one there just now. How could there be anyone else?"

"Second brother, get away from that man quickly, he is not the seventh brother!" While the two were talking, the bearded man quietly approached the other man. After seeing the man's appearance, he was shocked and turned around to yell at the muscular man.

Before the muscular man could understand what was happening, he suddenly felt like he was hit by a heavy truck. He flew backwards hundreds of meters and fainted.

“Da da da da—”

The bearded man immediately shot at the seventh man, and the men on guard also opened fire upon seeing this.

Unfortunately, these bullets were completely ineffective. They hit "Old Seven" just like marbles falling on the ground.

"What kind of monster is this?" The man with the sword scar was furious. Although they had made sufficient mental preparations before entering the Netherworld, they did not expect that the situation in the secret realm was beyond their imagination.

"You are the monster." The "Seventh Old Man" said unhappily, "I hate it most when people use my woman as a scapegoat. Although you are also under the spell and have no control over yourselves, you should still die."

This person was actually Xia Tian, ​​but for some reason, in the eyes of these people, he became the so-called Old Seven.

It was Xia Tian who saw through the true colors of these people.

There is no doubt that the illusion was created by this river monster, but no one knows how it knew the true appearance of Ning Ruirui and Zhao Yaoyao.

However, it did not know the true relationship between Ning Ruirui and Xia Tian, ​​so the fabricated illusion revealed a flaw as soon as it opened its mouth.

Xia Tian certainly would not allow a group of men to pretend to be his wife and future wife. Regardless of whether these people did it intentionally or not, he planned to kill them directly.

As for that river monster, I will naturally not let it go.

"Seventh Brother, is that you? What are you talking about?" The man with the sword scar also saw the face of the person who came and was immediately shocked.

The bearded man in the distance shouted hurriedly, "Boss, don't be fooled, he is not the Seventh Brother, the one over here is the real Seventh Brother."

Cao Qianqian, who was standing next to the bearded man, looked speechless and muttered to himself, "I look like a man. What old seven? Is there something wrong with your eyes?"

"If it's not Lao Qi, then die!" The man with the sword scar was also furious. He didn't even use his gun. He took out a special dagger from his arms and stabbed it into Xia Tian's neck.

"Bang, bang, bang..."

The man with the sword scar and several others all flew backwards and fell on the same place, forming a pile like a pyramid.

Xia Tian was really angry at this moment. He suddenly took out the Dinghai Shenzhen and used his outer needle on the wide and long river.

"You think it's fun, right? Then I'll play with you."