Do You Run a Restaurant or Do Shamanism?

"Snow monkeys are a local specialty, as I just mentioned."

The waiter was stunned for a moment, then laughed, pointing to the contents of the dish and the red soup, and explained, "You don't think this red is blood, do you? When the snow monkey is heated, the juice that comes out is red."

"I didn't say it was blood." Xia Tian said lazily, "It's poison."

"Sir, it's not okay to make such a joke." The waiter looked a little unhappy.

Yang Shan knew Xia Tian's personality. He would never do anything without a purpose. Since he said that, then this dish must be wrong, so she said, "Can you ask your chef to come out for a moment?"

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"What do you mean?" The waiter looked at Xia Tian and Yang Shan in confusion. "You suspect that our restaurant has poisoned the food. We have been running the restaurant here for so long, but this is the first time we have encountered customers like you."

Yang Shan said calmly: "It's nothing interesting, I just want to know more about this thing."

"There is no chef in the restaurant. The ingredients are all prepared by the boss himself." The waiter said expressionlessly: "There is absolutely no problem with the ingredients in our restaurant. It is impossible to be poisoned. If you feel that you are not used to the dishes of Snow Monkey, you can change something else."

At this time, the new guests at the table next to them couldn't help laughing.

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"Hahaha, what a pair of idiots."

One of the gangsters, who had a yellow ponytail, couldn't help but taunt him: "Beauty, you are so beautiful, why don't you use your brain? If you poison the food, what good will it do to the boss? Besides, snow monkeys are so rare. Why would he not make money and earn himself a death sentence?"

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"That's right, snow monkeys are made of mushrooms." The man's female companion at the same table also mocked him: "It has been very popular on the Internet in the past half month. I don't know how many people come here to see it."

Yang Shan asked calmly, "So you have eaten it?"

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"Beautiful lady, do you think snow monkeys are common goods? They are very precious." The ponytailed young man took the opportunity to turn around and said to Yang Shan, "This thing only grows in the deep gullies of the snowy mountains. The number is very small. You have to make an appointment to buy it in other stores, and you may not be able to find it. Only the owner of this store is brave enough to go up the mountain to pick them every day, so he can supply them freely."

Then he looked up at the waiter and said, "Yeah, bro, I was right, wasn't I?"

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"That's right." The waiter replied happily, "In the whole Snow City, only our store can supply snow monkeys in large quantities. There is no other place like us."

Xia Tian curled his lips: "After talking so much nonsense, you still didn't answer my question."

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"My dear, you are not here to cause trouble on purpose, are you?" Seeing Xia Tian still had this suspicious attitude, the waiter looked a little unfriendly: "You are not sent by your colleagues, are you? There are videos of what snow monkeys look like on the Internet, you can search for it."

The young man with the ponytail looked at Xia Tian with amusement: "Hey, kid, if you don't want to eat it, you can give it to us. We are not afraid of it being poisonous, hahahaha."

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Xia Tian ignored the two idiots and continued to look at the waiter calmly: "I don't want to ask for the third time, what is this?"

"Snow monkeys are made from mushrooms, not monkey meat, and they are not poisonous." The waiter suppressed his anger and looked at Xia Tian and said, "If you think there is something wrong with the food, you can just say it directly. There is no need to beat around the bush. All our ingredients are fresh, and the snow monkeys were just picked by the boss from the snowy mountains."

Yang Shan handed over a pair of chopsticks at this time: "It's not poisonous, so you can eat a piece first."

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"You guys are really funny." The waiter smiled speechlessly: "Eating snow monkeys is a wonderful thing. Others may not be able to eat them even if they want to."

"Hey, man, if you don't want this dish, why don't you give it to us?" The young man with the ponytail laughed again and said sarcastically, "We are not afraid of anything. Even if it is really poisonous, that's even better, because I'm not afraid."

The female companion said proudly, "That's right. Our Ponytail Brother is the godson of Mr. Bai San. He has already taken the miraculous medicine from the High Heaven Palace. Not only is he immune to all poisons, he may even be immortal."

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"Shut up!" The ponytailed young man couldn't help but glare at his female companion: "What the hell are you talking about?"

The female companion was afraid to speak for a moment.

Xia Tian lazily said to the waiter: "If you don't know what this is, you can ask your boss to come out."

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Yang Shan calmly advised: "We just want to talk to your boss, we don't mean any harm."

"Okay. You want to see him, right? Okay, I'll go call him out." The waiter had nothing else to say, so he turned around and walked back into the store with the plate.

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"Wait!" The ponytailed young man suddenly waved to the waiter and said, "Since they don't want it, don't waste this plate of snow monkeys. Sell it to us at half the price."

As he said this, he reached out to take the plate, but was stopped by the waiter.

"No, the boss said that we can only sell Snow Monkey twice." The waiter shook his head and said very seriously: "If you want, you can place an order yourself. I will notify the boss to make a fresh one."

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The ponytailed young man held the plate with two fingers and refused to let go: "This plate has just been served, it's still hot, why can't you give it to us? It's not like we won't pay."

"No, rules are rules." The waiter still refused firmly, "The boss said that if we resell it midway, the taste of the Snow Monkey will change."

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"Fuck it, I'll take it if I say so." The ponytailed young man snatched the plate and sneered, "You're stopping me, it can't be poisonous."

After hearing this, the waiter was a little embarrassed to stop him, so he just advised: "This snow monkey can only be eaten by whoever buys it. If you resell it, there will be problems. This is not a joke."

“Then I have to eat it.” The ponytailed young man heard this and grabbed it and ate it: “I’ll eat it now. Even if it’s really poisonous, it can’t do anything to me, your grandfather.”

The waiter's face changed, and it was too late when he reached out to stop it.

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The ponytailed young man quickly shoveled everything on the plate into his mouth, chewing while giving a thumbs-up: "This tastes really great, tender and smooth, melts in the mouth, so delicious that it's hard to describe. In one word, it's fucking amazing... haha!"

Before he could finish his words, the ponytailed young man's eyes widened, then he opened his mouth and spurted out a mouthful of blood, and then he fell to the ground.

"Ponytail brother!"

“Brother!”

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The people who came with him immediately rushed forward to check on the ponytailed young man. Then they looked at each other in dismay, unable to accept the situation: "Dead, dead?"

“Is there really poison in the food?”

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"Catch this waiter first."

"And there must be something wrong with these two too!"

These people were quite sober. Except for the female companion who was looking at the young man with a ponytail whose voice and appearance were still vivid in her mind, the others immediately dispersed and surrounded the waiter, Xia Tian and Yang Shan.

Xia Tian said with a smile: "The one you should arrest most is the boss inside."

"That's right!" One of the thugs with green hair came to his senses and said to his two younger brothers, "You two go in and catch the boss!"

Yang Shan felt that the situation was a little strange, but Xia Tian didn't say much, so she didn't ask and let the situation develop on its own.

"Kid, don't think you can get away with suspicion just because you reminded me." The green-haired thug glared at Xia Tian fiercely: "Do you know who Ponytail Brother is? He died here today, and none of you can escape."

Yang Shan said unhappily: "We are not interested in knowing who he is, and his death has nothing to do with us."

"How can it be unrelated?" The green-haired thug said coldly, "Who knows if it was you who poisoned me."

"He didn't die of poisoning." Xia Tian said with a smile.

The green-haired thug was stunned, staring at Xia Tian and cursing, "Didn't you say that the food was poisonous?"

"I never said the food was poisonous." Xia Tian curled his lips and said unhappily.

"Bullshit, you said it." The green-haired thug was anxious and took out a knife and pointed it at Xia Tian: "We all heard it just now."

Xia Tian yawned nonchalantly: "I said that the red soup is poisonous. I never said that the food is poisonous. It is you who think the food is poisonous."

"I don't know what you're talking about!" The green-haired thug was confused by Xia Tian's words: "Anyway, now that Ponytail Brother is dead, you all might be the murderer, no one can escape, I'm going to call Master Bai San now."

Just when the green-haired gangster was about to make a phone call, the store owner was escorted out by two of his younger brothers.

"What's going on?" When the boss was kicked out, he still had a confused look on his face: "What are you doing?"

"Are you the boss?" The green-haired thug looked at the boss coldly: "Brother Ponytail ate your food and is now poisoned to death. What do you have to say?"

The boss was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "You are joking, everything in our store is all natural ingredients, how could it be poisonous, let alone poisonous to death."

"Then take a look for yourself." The green-haired thug stepped back and let the ponytailed young man lying on the ground pass. "He just ate the snow monkey in your store and died."

"Well, that's impossible?" The boss was shocked and immediately stepped forward to check on the young man with the ponytail. "He's not dead yet, he can still be saved!"

The green-haired thug was overjoyed and grabbed the boss: "Are you serious?"

"Of course it's true." The boss then asked, "I remember I only made one snow monkey and sold it to a couple. How come he ate it?"

At this time, the waiter pointed at Xia Tian and Yang Shan and said, "The snow monkey was originally sold to them, but they didn't want to eat it, and then this man rushed to eat it, and then he died."

The boss was so angry that he jumped up and down: "Did I tell you that Snow Monkey will never be sold again? If you give it to someone else to eat, something bad will definitely happen."

"I told him, but he didn't listen." The waiter also felt a little aggrieved.

"Fuck, don't talk about this now." The green-haired thug was anxious and put a knife to the boss's chest: "You said there is a way to save Ponytail Brother, save him now, if you can't save him, then you will be buried with him!"

"There is only one way to save him." The boss was terrified and quickly pointed at Xia Tian and Yang Shan: "Let them donate some of their blood to Brother Ponytail, and he will be fine."

Yang Shan couldn't help laughing when she heard this: "Are you running a restaurant or performing a shaman dance?"