This Thing Is a Paper Tiger

"Divine Doctor Xia, I was just possessed by a ghost. Please don't take it to heart."

Wan Xiangfeng felt that there was something wrong with Xia Tian's smile, his face changed immediately, and he knelt down, "You are so magnanimous, please let me go, I will take you to Yinyue... Uh!"

Xia Tian was too lazy to listen to his nonsense and gave him a shot: "I don't need you to lead the way, just go and walk your own dead end."

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"Guard, guard, quickly..." Wan Xiangfeng turned around and wanted to run towards the iron gate, but unfortunately he fell to the ground before he took a step. He did not die immediately, but his life was fading away bit by bit.

Zheng Ziqi shook his head and said sarcastically, "You said you have brought people here, why bother yourself again? Is it worth it? How much salary did Lingxiao Group pay you? Did they pay you five insurances and one housing fund?"

"Stop talking nonsense and keep moving forward." Xia Tian curled his lips.

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"Okay, Doctor Xia, I'll be on my way now." Zheng Ziqi laughed, then quickened his pace and walked forward.

Not long after, a thin layer of mist suddenly rose at the bottom of the ditch, and there was a strange, smelly smell in the mist.

This smell is not the smell of a rotting corpse, but rather a bit like the sweaty smell produced by countless people crowded together.

"This, this... is a snow monkey?" Zheng Ziqi walked forward for a while and saw a scene that he would never forget.

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Not far ahead, there were countless red snow monkeys densely clustered together, each of them staring at Zheng Ziqi with wide eyes and resentful and vicious looks.

The key point is that the snow monkeys here are completely different from those seen before, both in size and condition.

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First of all, it is at least two or three meters tall, with limbs as thick as telephone poles, but it is still in the shape of a monkey, completely different from an gorilla.

Both of its eyes were also blood-red, and it even seemed as if blood was flowing out of its eye sockets from time to time, making it look like a completely alive creature.

If their feet were not still rooted in the ground, Zheng Ziqi would have really thought that these were real monkeys, but of course they were mutated weird monkeys.

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Zheng Ziqi couldn't help but ask, "Xia, Doctor Xia, can you drive these snow monkeys away?"

"You'll know if you try it yourself." Xia Tian said casually.

Zheng Ziqi had Xia Tian behind him, so he really wanted to give it a try. So he gathered his strength and shouted loudly, "Get out of here!"

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The voice was not small and the momentum was quite good.

It’s a pity that the snow monkeys didn’t move at all, and there was even a hint of disdain in their eyes.

"Damn it! I have to teach you a lesson today." After all, Zheng Ziqi was once an apprentice cultivator and had stepped into the threshold of Qi training. Although his cultivation had been abolished, it was not his turn to be looked down upon by a mushroom that was not even a living thing.

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As he said that, he clenched his fists and rushed forward, hitting the snow monkey in front.

"call out!"

The snow monkey flashed and disappeared in an instant.

Immediately afterwards, the group of snow monkeys flashed at an extremely fast speed, like red afterimages, surrounding Zheng Ziqi.

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Zheng Ziqi's forehead was covered with cold sweat. He had underestimated his enemy and rushed straight towards him.

But people are already trapped, and it is pointless to think about anything else. They can only bite the bullet and fight.

"If you have the guts, stop dodging and fight me with all your might!" Zheng Ziqi no longer cared whether these snow monkeys could understand what he said or not, and started shouting.

Yang Shan asked casually, "Husband, he won't be beaten to death by these snow monkeys, right?"

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"It's possible that I'll lose the fight, but dying would be less satisfying." Xia Tian took a glance and immediately came to a conclusion.

On the other hand, after the initial panic, Zheng Ziqi slowly calmed down and felt that he seemed to have grasped some pattern.

"Where are you running to!"

At a certain moment, he attacked boldly and punched towards a certain gap.

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Sure enough, a snow monkey appeared in that place the next second.

"Hit!" Zheng Ziqi confidently poured all his strength into it.

Unfortunately, the result was not what he expected.

The punch hit the target, but it felt like it hit cotton.

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“Bang!”

Then, the snow monkey swung its hand and slapped back, causing Zheng Ziqi's entire face to swell up.

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"What's going on?"

Zheng Ziqi covered his face and found that the snow monkey he hit flashed away quickly again. He had no idea where it went and couldn't tell which one it was.

"They are clearly living things, so why is it that when we hit them, it still feels like we're hitting plants?"

Just as he was thinking, two more snow monkeys jumped in front of him and attacked him left and right, leaving him nowhere to hide. Soon his face was bruised and swollen.

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"Dr. Xia, I can't do it anymore." Zheng Ziqi felt that he might be killed by these snow monkeys, so he immediately realized who he was. "It's better for you to come in person."

Xia Tian curled his lips and said, "You can't even beat this thing, and you still want to cultivate immortality. You'd better forget it."

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Zheng Ziqi just wanted to save his life now. It didn't matter whether he practiced or not. "Divine Doctor Xia, please save me. I can't hold on any longer."

When Yang Shan saw those hideous-looking snow monkeys, she couldn't help but feel a little worried: "Honey, these things are so weird, are they dangerous?"

"My dear little sheep, this thing is just a paper tiger. It's not dangerous at all." Xia Tian said with a smile.

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Yang Shan hesitated for a moment, and suddenly said: "Then...why don't I give it a try?"

Xia Tian looked at Yang Shan strangely: "Little Lamb Wife, do you want to play?"

"No, I want to test my own weight." Yang Shan looked at the snow monkeys in front of her and said with a firm look in her eyes: "After all, I am your woman, and I also want to join you. I used to be very ordinary and could only look up to Sister Yue, but now I want to try whether I can also be a qualified cultivator and help you do something at some point in the future."

Xia Tian said seriously, "My dear little sheep wife, you have been helping me all the time. After we finish the things here, you can go to the cabin and help me as much as you want."

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"I'm not talking about that gang!" Yang Shan said with some embarrassment, "I mean to be a true cultivator like Sister Yue and Qiao Xiaoqiao, so that I can help you resist the Immortal Cultivation Alliance or something like that in the future."

"Little Lamb Wife, just do whatever you want. You don't need to think so much." Xia Tian laughed, "You don't need to explain so much to me. I know it all."

Yang Shan's beautiful eyes narrowed as she looked at the snow monkeys. "I just had my marrow cleansing not long ago, so it might be difficult for me to fight against some immortal cultivators, but I should have no problem dealing with these snow monkeys."

"Since you want to try, then go ahead and give it a try." Xia Tian said with a hint of appreciation in his tone.

“Bang!”

At this time, Zheng Ziqi was thrown out by the snow monkeys, like a bag of garbage.

"I'll be your opponent." Yang Shan jumped lightly and landed among the snow monkeys. "Let's see what's so powerful about you."

The snow monkeys suddenly opened their mouths, and although they made no sound, their mockery was evident in their words.

"How dare you laugh at me?" Yang Shan's beautiful eyes narrowed, and she immediately jumped up to catch up with one of them and hit him with her hand.

With a whoosh, the snow monkey dodged away in an instant, and the other snow monkeys followed suit.

It has to be said that these snow monkeys were indeed very fast, and Yang Shan could only see a shadow.

Fortunately, she has a strong mental quality, at least many times stronger than Zheng Ziqi.

After a while, Yang Shan indeed caught sight of a figure, and immediately stepped forward and kicked it.

Although this kick was only tentative, it was quite powerful.

But it felt like hitting cotton, without any feedback at all.

“Swish!”

The snow monkey grinned and immediately fought back.

Yang Shan's reaction was not slow. She retreated quickly and avoided the whipping of its two long arms.

"It's useless." Zheng Ziqi lay on the ground, panting and said, "These snow monkeys are not alive. It's useless even if you hit them."

Xia Tian curled his lips: "You are useless, so shut up."

Zheng Ziqi had no choice but to cover his mouth.

Yang Shan tried two or three more times and immediately understood that the figure she had just captured must be a flaw deliberately left by these snow monkeys.

"These things are so intelligent, are they really just plants?" Yang Shan felt something was not right. "They can be considered monsters, right?"

“Swoosh, whoosh, whoosh—”

At this time, the snow monkeys suddenly sped up again, and from time to time they swung their hands to slap Yang Shan.

Although Yang Shan had not yet practiced the Piaomiao Step and was relying purely on her body's instinct to dodge, fortunately she had already cleansed her marrow and strengthened her bones, and her agility was already far beyond that of ordinary people.

The problem now is that we can only dodge by relying on speed, but we can't do anything to these snow monkeys.

But if you want to kill these snow monkeys, the first thing you need to do is to catch them. Otherwise, how can you kill them?

"My little lamb wife, you don't have to stare at their shadows, just stare at their feet." Xia Tian casually reminded her at this time.

When Yang Shan heard this, she immediately understood what he meant. She lowered her head and stared at the feet of these snow monkeys, and found that their feet were actually roots that were stuck to the ground.

No matter how fast the snow monkeys flash, their roots will always stick to the ground, and it is only the upper part of their bodies that actually moves.

Knowing this, Yang Shan naturally would not be polite anymore. She took two steps forward, stretched out her foot and hooked the root of one of the snow monkeys. Then she gently lifted it up, and the snow monkey was pulled out by the roots and fell to the ground.

As soon as the snow monkey left the ground, it instantly lost its spirituality and became numb, truly transforming into a monkey-shaped mushroom.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa—”

The remaining snow monkeys immediately went berserk; not only did their speed increase, their attacks also became more fierce.

However, at this point, there was no point in being violent.

Yang Shan has seen through them. They are indeed just paper tigers.

Then, Yang Shan was almost unstoppable, and the snow monkeys went from being rampant to being extremely timid, retreating rapidly one by one, just like the red mist before.

Zheng Ziqi was stunned. Are these snow monkeys really so fragile?

Impossible!

He could see that Yang Shan had never learned martial arts, and didn't even know how to use her aura. At first she could only dodge, but later on, the situation turned around just because of Xia Tian's words.

Zheng Ziqi turned his head and looked at Xia Tian who was smiling beside him. Doctor Xia really had the power to turn decay into magic.

Just when Yang Shan was about to wipe out those snow monkeys with overwhelming force, a murderous roar suddenly rang out:

"Stop it, stop it right there!"

Yang Shan was slightly stunned, raised her eyes and looked towards the source of the voice, but had not yet reacted.

At this moment, a sharp spike fell from the sky, aimed at her head and hoeed down.