I'll Punch You to Death

“Hurry up and save me!”

After the old man in green robe's body recovered rapidly, he was crushed by Xia Tian again.

This cycle repeats itself and seems to never stop.

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However, every time the green-robed old man went through this process, his pain would increase, his body would also shrink a circle, and the cracks on his body would become more numerous.

If it continues like this, it will probably be smashed into a pile of debris soon.

"I told you to stop, didn't you hear me?" The huge shadow in the sky shouted at Xia Tian.

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Xia Tian curled his lips and said, "If you say stop, then I will lose face!"

"Certainly."

The shadow in the sky didn't say much, but just shouted one word at Xia Tian.

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An invisible barrier suddenly appeared out of nowhere and was pushed hundreds of miles away in the blink of an eye.

Wherever the air barrier covered, all things came to a brief standstill.

At this moment, the old man in green robe suddenly turned into a residual shadow and floated high into the sky, into the palm of the huge figure.

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"Thank you, ancestor." The old man in green robe breathed a sigh of relief when he found that he was safe and sound.

However, the shadow sighed: "It's still too late."

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"Ancestor, what are you saying...ah!"

The old man in green robe was stunned for a moment, and was about to say something else, but before he could finish his words, a round hole suddenly appeared between his eyebrows, and a silver needle flew out of it.

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The silver needle suddenly flew back to Xia Tian's fingers, and the old man in green robe was immediately burned into a pile of ashes.

"I said he would die, and he would definitely die." Xia Tian said nonchalantly, "It would be useless no matter who comes."

"Ice and Fire Tribulation Power, it is indeed you."

The shadow in the sky sighed and murmured, "Twenty thousand years. I have been waiting for you for twenty thousand years. If you don't come again, my life span will be completely exhausted and I will be annihilated."

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"Old man, who are you?" Xia Tian said unhappily, "Do we know each other? Stop talking nonsense about 20,000 or 30,000 years."

"I am the Five Elements Patriarch. You came here to find me."

The shadow in the sky said calmly, "I am in seclusion in the Wuji Cave behind Liangyi Peak. Come over. I will explain some things to you. Please don't embarrass other disciples of my sect."

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"Who said we came here to find you?" Xia Tian curled his lips: "My wife Xiao Qiao and I just wanted to investigate something, and then we were teleported here."

The shadow said calmly, "That's right. It was a teleportation trap you set up yourself."

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"I set it up myself?" Xia Tian said with a smile, "Old man, do you think you are very humorous?"

The shadow said, "You are from Earth, right?"

"You came in from the ruined temple on Mont Blanc, didn't you?"

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"It came in through the box set by the so-called Fool, right?"

He got all three questions right in a row, and not only Xia Tian but also Qiao Xiaoqiao was shocked.

This is the Beihan Realm, a world with cultivators, which has almost nothing to do with Earth. It is indeed unbelievable that this Five Elements Ancestor actually knows the existence of Earth and what is happening there.

"Could it be that you are the one manipulating all these things behind the scenes?" Qiao Xiaoqiao couldn't help but become suspicious.

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The shadow said calmly: "Come to my cave and you will know it naturally."

After saying that, the shadow in the sky suddenly retracted, turned into a ray of light, and sank into a mountain hundreds of miles away.

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Obviously, this is to show them the way in the summer.

"Do we really want to go?" Su Ye hesitated and said softly, "Why do I feel like this is a trap? What if we go over there and he catches us all in one fell swoop? That would be too stupid."

Xia Tian said with a nonchalant expression: "There's no trap at all. It looks like that old man won't live long."

"Although you are a miracle doctor, he is just a phantom. Can you tell his lifespan?" Su Ye was reserved about Xia Tian's words.

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Xia Tian didn't care about Su Ye's opinion at all. He just looked at Qiao Xiaoqiao and said, "Xiao Qiao, my wife, what do you think?"

"I must go." Qiao Xiaoqiao thought about it for a moment and immediately made a decision: "Although his words just now were a bit mysterious, they contained a lot of information. If I don't figure it out, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep again."

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Su Ye thought for a moment, then said, "Then you two go, I'll stay outside. If anything goes wrong, I'll be your backup. Xia Tian, ​​what do you think?"

Xia Tian yawned lazily, revealing an unhappy expression: "Whether you want to go or not is none of my business."

"Hey, after all, we are an acquaintance, and a friendship for life and death." Su Ye showed a dissatisfied look, "In your eyes, there is no friendship at all?"

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Xia Tian said casually: "You are not some peerless beauty, how can I have any relationship with you?"

"You really are..."

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Su Ye was speechless for a moment, and could only wave his hand: "Forget it, I don't want to bother with you, and I don't know why God is so unfair that he would allow a lustful person like you to be so evil."

"Because I'm a genius, you'll never be able to catch up with me." Xia Tian's tone was not without sarcasm, "It's useless for you to be envious, jealous and hate me, this is innate."

Su Ye sighed: "So God is unfair."

"You can sigh slowly." Xia Tian said with a smile: "My dear wife Xiao Qiao, let's go over and take a look."

Qiao Xiaoqiao nodded.

Xia Tian stretched out his hands and hugged Qiao Xiaoqiao's slender waist, and suddenly flew in the direction where the light disappeared.

The distance was hundreds of miles, but they arrived in the blink of an eye.

There is indeed a rather ancient cave there. The surrounding area is full of spiritual energy and the terrain is where dragon veins gather, which is very conducive to retreat.

Xia Tian and Qiao Xiaoqiao had just landed in front of the cave entrance when they saw the door slowly open. There was mist inside and the air was filled with fairy air, which really felt like the residence of immortals.

"Two Taoist friends, come in."

A voice sounded from inside.

Xia Tian was never polite, and had no fear at all. He put his arm around Qiao Xiaoqiao's slender waist and walked in slowly.

The furnishings inside the cave are not complicated, and can even be said to be simple.

It is a two-bedroom apartment, one bedroom and one den.

At this time, in the mist, a thin figure sat in the alchemy room and greeted Xia Tian and Qiao Xiaoqiao, "My life span has reached its limit, and my body has entered the fifth stage of decline. It is inconvenient for me to greet you. Please forgive me, fellow Taoists."

"Can you get rid of these broken cigarettes?" Xia Tian curled his lips and said somewhat unhappily.

The man smiled faintly: "Of course."

Before he finished speaking, the clouds and smoke in the sky disappeared in an instant.

Not far away, in front of an alchemy cauldron, sat a young man in white clothes who looked only fifteen or sixteen years old, but his hair was colorful.

The young man in white had a sickly pale look on his face and looked quite weak indeed. He had to take a deep breath of spiritual energy from the alchemy cauldron every two or three seconds.

"Are you the Five Elements Patriarch?" Xia Tian walked up to the man in two or three steps and looked him up and down. "You don't look old at all. I don't think you can withstand a few punches from me."

The young man in white shook his head: "Don't even mention a few punches. In fact, I can't even take a single punch."

"Five Elements Ancestor, what do you mean by those words you just said?"

Qiao Xiaoqiao didn't bother to be polite. She found a seat and sat down. Then she asked directly, "You said you waited for Xia Tian for 20,000 years? And how did you know Xia Tian had the power of ice and fire?"

"Haha, fairy, you are a little anxious. We have plenty of time. We can talk slowly."

The young man in white chuckled twice, raised his hand, and saw several pills flying out of the alchemy cauldron and slowly landed in front of Xia Tian and Qiao Xiaoqiao. "This is a unique magic pill I refined, called the Five Elements Pill. It can enhance the five elements of dragon energy. It will be of great help to you in overcoming the tribulation in the future."

Qiao Xiaoqiao picked up the pill, glanced at it, and didn't swallow it. At the same time, he said, "You are almost dead, so why do you say you have plenty of time?"

"Haha, I only have 300 years left to live." The young man in white coughed a few times and said to Qiao Xiaoqiao, "But, this conversation of ours won't last 300 years."

Three hundred years?

Is this also called the end of life?

There was a hint of mockery in Qiao Xiaoqiao's beautiful eyes. Ordinary people on earth should be thankful if they can live to be a hundred years old, or even live to be seventy years old without any illness or disaster.

"Little Qiao's wife, in fact, what he said is not wrong, and it is not Versailles."

Xia Tian lazily said at this time: "He is not a mortal. He was born to be an immortal cultivator. Moreover, he is still in the tribulation period. There are only three hundred years left, which is indeed not a long time."

The young man in white suddenly said, "This is just like some celebrities on Earth saying they are so poor that they only have one million left in their cards."

Qiao Xiaoqiao couldn't help but show a surprised expression: "You also know the stars on Earth?"

"Of course I know." The young man in white said with a smile: "As a cultivator, I have already reached the end of my life. But if I project myself into the mortal world, I can experience several lives, which is just right to kill the remaining time. Why not?"

Xia Tian curled his lips and directly pointed out: "In fact, you don't want to die, you are afraid of death, so you project your soul to some mortals, and then give them some opportunities to see if they can surpass you now, right?"

"good."

The young man in white nodded, with an extremely happy expression on his face: "Since you know this, you must have remembered who you are."

"Okay, this kind of rhetoric has no effect on me." Xia Tian's eyes flashed with contempt, and he said disdainfully: "I just told you the trick you wanted to play in advance. Don't treat me and Xiao Qiao's wife as fools. We are much smarter than you."

The young man in white smiled bitterly and sighed, "It seems that you haven't awakened yet. I think this conversation today will be very difficult."

"Don't try that."

Xia Tian was annoyed by this kind of talk. He clenched his fist and shook it in front of the other person. "Don't play any riddles with me. Just tell me what you want to say. If you keep beating around the bush, I will punch you to death. You won't have to live another three hundred years."