Four Hundred and Forty Like Trailing Disease

"The road to medicine is smooth ()"

As far as foreign medical insurance is concerned, it is an unfamiliar word to ordinary people. And for those inside the walls, it's a super nice word.

Many people have many ways to get this word, because the Chasu Hospital is the only tertiary hospital in the Chasu area, and the later Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital, although it is also a tertiary hospital, is not a general hospital, so it is not a designated hospital for prisons.

But the people inside the high wall, in order to get medical insurance outside, use all kinds of tricks, some are more ruthless, some swallow toothbrushes, swallow iron wire, swallow glass shards and self-mutilate.

Some tried to get pregnant before being imprisoned. Really, the methods they came up with were all kinds of ways, and some of them could be called geniuses.

In the Chasu Hospital, it is often seen that a few policemen lead a prisoner in striped clothes and handcuffed with white steel shackles. For ordinary people, not to mention intestinal obstruction, even an appendix can cause pain in the eyes, nausea and vomiting, and they can't walk while clutching their stomachs.

But there are often some people wearing blue striped clothes, quite ruthless, with iron wires hanging in their intestines, their painful faces are deformed, and they can drag the iron shackles by themselves. past.

Maybe the material is different, anyway, it gives people an incredible feeling.

It’s hard to describe what kind of pain it is to swallow a nail. Maybe naughty boys have had similar feelings, such as sitting on a horizontal bar with legs spread apart, and then accidentally, maybe someone else pulled it, maybe it’s because of a lack of focus. Steady, suddenly, the steel pipe and Roudan squeezed together.

I have to squeeze together vigorously, and then the pain suddenly rises. This kind of pain is different from the pain of a broken hand and a broken head. It is relatively better.

The first thing came was like a tendon was pulled from the body, from the abdomen to between the two legs, all the organs seemed to be pulled together violently for a moment, and then they wanted to escape collectively, a tearing pain spread Come, and then it was hot, as if boiling water had been poured directly into the body from the neck, the burning made the intestines stir together.

Swallowing a toothbrush and nails raw is definitely not a job that ordinary people can do. Not to mention the pain, it is quite difficult to swallow a nail or something.

And those inside the high walls dare.

There are also pregnant women, this kind of woman, don't look young, but for how to calculate the ovulation period and how to calculate the day of pregnancy, to be honest, there are no gynecologists who don't care. Pregnancy does not require a man to appear.

Really, sometimes it's unbelievable to think about it.

Their operation is actually to wait for the opportunity to get medical insurance outside, and the easiest and hardest thing to get is to directly issue a certificate of mental illness. The difficulty of this kind of certificate is beyond the imagination of ordinary people. Once inside the high wall, it is even more difficult.

In terms of operability, other diseases are not very suitable, because it is difficult to resist re-examination, and diabetic patients are the easiest disease to operate, and they are not afraid of re-examination.

Therefore, in the early years, many people relied on this disease to get out of the high wall. As for high blood pressure, although this disease is easy to operate, the difficulty lies in resisting re-examination.

After the government issued the rectification document, the moths of Chasu began to sell various companies. The scales bought for hundreds of thousands of dollars can be sold for tens of thousands of dollars if they are broken. The electric furnace bought for several million is sold at the price of scrap copper.

Many bosses along the coast laughed like pigs, and spent a little money to buy real gold. Then, these moths are not stupid. Smaller moths, those who divorced early, those who divided the property divided the property, and after the incident, they wanted to be refunded, but when they went to check, they found that they had nothing.

Bigger moths, more high-end, directly let the wife and children go to the surrounding countries of Stan to be visiting scholars, sometimes it seems like a half-old middle-aged woman, going to Stan University as a visiting scholar, can only speak Maozi There are few hala, only three to five to eighty thousand people who open their mouths and shut their mouths,

Did she go to exchange mahjong?

Those who visit or not don’t know, anyway, after a while, maybe it’s Paris in Europe or New York in Golden Retriever, and they suddenly become foreigners!

When these moths, big and small, entered the high wall, these people started to fool other people with a little money. The dean in charge of the logistics of Cha Su Hospital was the one who was fooled.

The dean took the amount that the other party spilled like a grain of rice, and jumped on it like a thin dog seeing fat. His requirements were not high, that is, during the inspection, the prepared diabetic patient's blood was collected. Urine and blood are replaced.

This operation is particularly simple because of the specificity of the inspector. Usually, they would find a separate blood drawing room. The director of logistics, although not the director of business, was also a leader anyway. He went in to say hello to the prison guards, handed out a cigarette, and then looked for opportunities to change the test tubes.

If not, moths have recruited, and this has become a headless public case.

The dropped tea pot is like the heart of the logistics director. When the other party shows his work card, he knows that he has committed a crime, "Zhang Yuan, Zhang Yuan, help me, Zhang Yuan, Zhang Yuan, Brother La One, I just got some unqualified reagents, and when I was building the dormitory, I disclosed the bid price to the builder, Zhang Yuan, help me, I didn’t do anything!"

Zhang Fan has a big head, don't play with fire if he doesn't have any brains, and no guts. He hasn't even asked a question yet, and he is shaking his head about what should be said and what should not be said. But did the family come here because of your trivial matters? I don't know what he thinks.

A few young officers couldn't help but pick up this guy and headed downstairs. Anyway, they couldn't escape from the time and place specified in the future.

In the hospital, when they saw the head of logistics being strung up like a dead pig, everyone talked a lot. Not long after, Ouyang also rushed to Zhang Fan's office.

"What's the matter?" Ouyang's face was dark. In fact, the old lady was not angry because something happened to the head of logistics, she was already an adult, and it was her own business to do what she wanted to do. What made Ouyang angry was that the organization didn't even notify her, even if she didn't notify, she was informed by Chen Sheng.

This made the old lady very tasty.

"The director of logistics took the money from others and exchanged the tester's urine and blood samples." Zhang Fan said obviously depressed.

"Is anyone from the Laboratory and Nursing Department involved in this mindless disaster?" Ouyang looked at Zhang Fan's depressed mood, and his voice softened a lot.

This is the mood, she can understand. Ordinary drivers will feel a twitch when they see the traffic police even if they don't violate the rules, not to mention the black-faced Discipline Inspection Commissioner. When a group of people show their work IDs and speak righteously, the feeling of being on the scene is really not ordinary people can feel.

"Fortunately, no other people were involved! Recently, don't think too much about it, just take it as a lesson. Remember, it's not enough to lead people to make money and improve their skills, but also to lead them to improve their own skills." Moral cultivation.

Don't think that the weekly party class is a waste of time, you must pass it well, and in a few days, we will sort out the management loopholes in the hospital together. There is no best but better. Although I criticized you this time, it is also the leadership's love and promotion for you.

If you don't care, if you don't care about you, you will feel that you just take people away so quietly? And I wasn't even notified. Tell me, the leader loves you so much, why are you downcast?

Isn't it just a criticism? Who is not negligent, I still have a lot of punishment on my body now, I don't think you want to lose the hair-shedding chicken for a day, cheer up! "

Ouyang thought that the government had reprimanded Zhang Fan, and was afraid that Zhang Fan would not be able to bear it, so he restrained his temper and comforted Zhang Fan.

"At such a young age, I received such severe criticism from the organization. Thanks to my mother, I came early. If I came later, the director of a tertiary hospital would cry in his office, and it would be an accident."

Ouyang thought proudly for a moment, she was right, she was really uncomfortable being reprimanded by the representative organization for no reason.

Zhang Fan was stunned.

"I'm not downcast. I just think that Lao Li usually looks harmless to people and animals. He walks carefully and pays attention to the bottom of his feet. He is afraid of stepping on something. How can he be so courageous?"

"If you don't feel bad about someone's ruthless move, it's fine. Whatever punishment the leader gives you, if it exceeds the warning, I'll go to the government to make trouble. It wasn't during your term of office when this happened. If you want punishment, punish me!"

Ouyang is like an old hen guarding its chicks!

"No, I wasn't punished. I just brought a sentence, you must pay close attention to management and don't let it go! Do you still have to be punished?"

Zhang Fan asked in surprise.

"Eh!" The old lady Ouyang held her breath in her throat and couldn't get it out. Her face, which was originally dark, seemed to be a little whiter after brushing, and then she stood up and left without saying a word.

The old lady felt a little ashamed, so she pretended to be angry, shook her hand and left.

Zhang Fan opened his mouth, but before he finished speaking, Ouyang left.

Feeling a bit shy, Ouyang pouted and watered the prickly pear in the office. The cold wind blowing from Siberia outside the window finally started to whine, and the weather was very gloomy. It was just October, and the first snow in Chasu came as scheduled. to.

Chasu’s heating was opened in mid-October, but the hospital burned it by itself. When the weather dropped, the boilers in Chasu Hospital began to burn. Many old men and women with geriatric diseases brought a change of clothes, as if Like migratory birds, they slowly moved towards the hospital.

When Zhang Fan got off work, the snow had already started to fall heavily. The snowflakes in late autumn are extraordinarily wet and heavy, not as elegant as winter snowflakes. Snowflakes in late autumn are mixed with rainwater that has not yet become solid. When it falls, it is like a mouthful of sticky phlegm, sticking to people's faces and slipping down, which is very uncomfortable.

There are a lot of tea, the Kazakhs and Mongolians have started to celebrate the winter festival. The rich slaughter a horse or a cow. Ordinary people often kill a sheep for the festival. Bayin is now considered a rich person. She and Xuefeng’s husband and wife The little days are nourishing and nourishing.

Bayin had a deposit in his hand, and Xuefeng's beef stall was also very angry, so the young couple discussed inviting people from the hospital to come to their house for the holiday.

And Shao Hua's family also prepares some ingredients at this time of year.

The winter in the frontier is definitely beyond the imagination of the mainlanders.

Sometimes it’s really impossible not to store some ingredients. Often when a heavy snow comes, the vegetable market is closed, and the meat stall is closed, so Mrs. Shao Hua and Mrs. Zhang Fan also start to cook some frontier special food.

Chrysanthemum eggplant is Zhang Fan’s favorite food. Although the moisture in the autumn eggplant that has been killed by frost is much less, it is more chewy. Wash it and steam it in a pot. When it is half cooked, take it out and put it on the cutting board. Next, press down on a large stone to press out the moisture in the eggplant.

Then hot sesame oil and mashed garlic are poured on the eggplant, with a little vinegar, it is more fragrant than meat when eaten obediently.

Because Zhang Fan loves to eat, Mrs. Shao Hua cooks a lot, and the family is very busy.

Just when everyone is happy and ready to welcome the winter. Influenza arrived as expected, and what is even more disappointing is that not only flu, but also hand, foot and mouth disease, as if it was coming to the festival, following the flu and killing tea.

Zhang Fan, who ate a delicious meal of chrysanthemum and eggplant, lay on the bed at night and chatted with Shao Hua, talking about the logistics director of the hospital. Zhang Fan seldom told Shao Hua about work, because Zhang Fan felt that some things If I can bear it, I don't need to tell Shao Hua.

But today was different, Zhang Fan was really shocked in his heart, how terrifying it must be for a person to be frightened into mud and paralyzed on the ground.

Shao Hua was also quite surprised. During the day, the director of logistics told Shao Hua that he wanted to invite Zhang Fan to dinner alone, but Shao Hua smiled and didn't answer.

"It's a good thing I kept my mind open and didn't say anything. God, people really don't look like they are!" Shao Hua patted his chest with his small hands.

Young men and women can't chat for a long time. After chatting, the two began to compete in kung fu.

And in a county hospital called Hanggai near Chasu, a pediatrician is on duty. In more developed cities in the inland, there are many hospitals in the top three in a county. After all, there are many people, such as Humen in Yangcheng. No one doubts that it is a provincial city, but it is a fucking town.

As for the county seat of Chasu, you say it is a town, sometimes it seems untenable. It's not an exaggeration at all to go to the big cross and then go out of the city. And Hanggai County, which is located on the edge of the grassland, is known as a city with blue sky, and the sky is indeed as blue as a gemstone.

There is a grassland on one side, and a plateau lake on the other. The environment is beautiful, but the economy is really nothing to say. No need to think about it, I went to the big city without any nostalgia.

In the county hospital in Hanggai, the pediatrician was a doctor from the Department of Gynecology and Lazhuang Ding. Because there were four doctors in the Department of Pediatrics, one gave birth and the other wanted to be transferred for activities. Don't just leave.

The dean forced him to stay but couldn't keep him, so he had to recruit a doctor from the gynecology department to become a pediatrician. Otherwise, the pediatric department will not be able to open the plug, and the director of the pediatric department and the gynecologist will be on duty every day for you.

As a result, a child came in the middle of the night. She looked at it casually, thought it was a simple cold and fever, prescribed some antipyretics, gave some antibiotics, and sent home.