Five Hundred and Seventy-Two, Give a Hat a Little Edge

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Marry a doctor or marry a doctor, good or bad.

If you want your other half to make some achievements in your career, you have to contribute a lot. However, in a slightly larger hospital, there is nothing to talk about in the labor law, just like the leaders go to meetings regardless of time.

The other half is a doctor, and the benefits are obvious. As long as it is about human affairs, you can probably ask the other half. Even my cat screams too badly in spring, and the other half can sell some medicine to treat it.

Of course, there is good and there is bad, and the bad side is also very obvious. Let’s not talk about hypocritical things like lack of time. Just one living habit can make the other half go crazy.

Especially the other half of the female doctor, to be honest, it's fate if you don't go crazy.

For example, if she wipes her butt, she doesn't say that she wipes from the front to the back, but she still has to force her husband to do the same. Moreover, when washing hands before meals and after going to the toilet, the female doctor can't wait to use a brush to wash her husband's hands, not to mention that when she first fell in love, there are many people who use hand sanitizer to disinfect others!

And even going to the bathroom and flushing the toilet can make her mother-in-law feel wronged that this doctor's daughter-in-law looks down on her. For example, many people go to the bathroom, halfway through, they feel that the smell is too bad, and then flush the toilet. At this time, the female doctor will jump out, pointing at the toilet seat and yelling: It will be infected!

It sounds like female doctors are a bit nervous, but it is actually quite scientific. Many people, especially girls, have never even held a man's hand before and found out that they have a urinary tract infection! After checking and checking, there was no reason, and it turned out that she had the habit of flushing the toilet halfway! The urology department of Maruko Country has done an experiment, if the toilet lid is not covered and flushed, the aerosol of feces can be flushed six meters away, and the distance you can lift your butt is definitely not six meters away, so...

Also, when the child had a fever, the mother-in-law would cover the child with a dog-skin mattress to make the child sweat, while the female doctor took off the child's clothes, not to mention the child's buttocks, and opened the window to ventilate.

Oops, the old lady at home can't wait to chop up her daughter-in-law into meat stuffing with a kitchen knife and make dumplings. Is the experience handed down from several lifetimes not as good as a little doctor like you?

In fact, this is like a joke in the hospital. It is said that a patient had diarrhea for three days because of eating inappropriate food. He was admitted to the hospital because of dehydration. This book is as thick as Cihai's "Do not seek medical treatment when you are sick", discuss the treatment plan with the doctor in front of the doctor!

In fact, this is a doctor, a doctor in the family. When a group of doctors are at a banquet, it really makes people gnash their teeth with hate. I hate everything, I hate everything!

The boss of the Chasu Distillery originally wanted to take advantage of this wave to sell his liquor to the whole country, but as soon as he said something about how many kinds of trace elements there are, the doctor began to popularize knowledge for him, especially The doctor in the liver disease department has colored glasses on alcohol!

It’s like when a certain black medicine released a so-called super hemostatic toothpaste, and then a group of doctors fought against the pharmaceutical company on the Internet, claiming that the toothpaste contained hemostatic drugs, and what’s even more frightening is that tens of billions of companies can’t beat the mouth After a long battle, I even started to want to learn the old method of a certain medicine winery!

Of course, even if the doctors in Chasu said the drinks were rubbish, the boss of Chasu Distillery would not be able to offend them.

Chasu's intestines and stomach accompanied Wu, Lao and Lu and their senior brothers. Of course, Ouyang still had a seat here. Zhang Fan was accompanied by a few experts who were very capable in age, but a generation younger than Wu Lao and the others.

However, the tea-based pollen cheese cake is popular among everyone.

"Brother, you have to get one of the Standing Committee seats tomorrow!" Zhang Fan talked one by one, and he didn't have time to do work one by one in private, and this was not about dividing power, but assigning tasks.

Moreover, although Zhang Fan is young, his teacher has a strong background, so as long as he is not of the same generation as Mr. Lu, it is absolutely no problem for Zhang Fan to be called Senior Brother, and the other party is quite happy.

Ancestral disciples, just kidding!

"I'll take a member of the Standing Committee, Lao Li probably won't be convinced!" A professor of liver disease at Central South University held plain water with restraint, as if he was holding puree wine with 60 degrees of tea, and said no, but But he grabbed Zhang Fan and refused to let him go!

"Hey, you found that glycoproteins have neoantigens in the immune response of parasite proteins in the human liver. You should win a Nobel Prize. I'm afraid you won't like this small pool!"

"Haha, you kid laughed at me, laughed at me, financial resources and material resources were really tight back then, if you continue to study, hey, wouldn't the glycoprotein variant antigen after meatballs be won the Nobel Prize! Okay, you Zhang Yuan has spoken, This standing committee member, I want one! But we don’t have a lot of funds!”

Although Zhang Fan mentioned his most proud achievement, it seems that everyone knows Zhang Fan's habit of catching people asking for money.

"Senior Brother, there will be a meeting tomorrow, and you will have one of the members of the Standing Committee!" In front of an expert from Central China, Zhang Fan whispered while pouring tea.

"Aren't you laughing at me, talk about liver surgery, can I still watch it in front of you!" The old man was very reserved!

"Hey! You bully me, liver transplantation, my senior uncle said, the younger generation, he will look up to you!" Zhang Fan cheerfully poured water on the bald old man.

"Mr. Wu really said that?"

"Look at you, where is your own level, liver transplantation, who can bypass you! Are you afraid that I will ask you for money and funds, senior brother, it's not good for you, everyone says that Department, Huazhong Professor Hu is the most powerful, this can't be a rumor!"

After talking with two or three people, Zhang Fan found that it was too difficult for these guys to ask for money, so he changed his strategy!

"Hey, you brat, you're not big, you're slippery! After this wave, your job site is probably going to become a big deal. How many members of the Standing Committee are there now, and how many relationships have you made?"

"There are more than 20 members of the Standing Committee, and they can probably gather five or six million yuan. As much as the senior brothers can contribute, we can also produce as much tea! Senior brother, be more open-minded, and don't let the legends of the rivers and lakes become jokes!"

"You, okay, I will pay 20 million this time, but the project must be placed here. When the laboratory arrives, it will not be enough. I will trouble you!"

Ouyang accompanied the leader, "Leader..."

Not only the big bosses of Chasu were laughing, even the leader in charge of hygiene immediately stood up when he heard Ouyang open his mouth, holding a wine glass and looking for someone to toast~!

They are really scared!

The next day, the meeting begins!

In the huge five-star hotel, experts and scholars from Huaguo's hepatobiliary department sat full.