Chapter 2000 Earth: Goodbye, Mortal Monkeys (Part 1)

"Gentlemen, ladies and children, have you been waiting for a long time? Now Brother Abs is going to serve you again. This is always humble but always wholehearted and enthusiastic service."

"Old rules, old choices, good luck, the winner takes all, but you can believe me, this time because there are too many products in the next era of the beautiful life, so, from now on, human beings will live in an era without ordinary people. The age of superheroes, who are extremely beautiful and, of course, extremely handsome for men, has finally come!"

"I have only one suggestion for this..." He Ming made the stupidity that the United States needs you, and continued on the live broadcast of countless worlds: "An old saying: at this moment, if you are still a mortal, then you should hurry up and do a lot of work." Let’s take selfies and record videos. Because everything about ordinary people at this moment, even the large number of mites on the nose that can’t be exterminated, will be looked back affectionately in the long river of time countless years later... true love bugs.”

"Hahaha!"

The family background that has been named the "Golden Age" was a huge celebration, and there was a lot of laughter from the onlookers. He Ming stopped talking nonsense, so he showed a mysterious smile and clenched his huge fists and said: "Come on, the lottery will start immediately, the lottery will start soon!" For more details about the mechanism and prizes, please log in to the official website of Abdominal Brother.”

After an instant, it took a second for the official website of Abdominal Muscle to be refreshed. You must know that this is simply a stain on the official website of Abdominal Muscle, which has been handed over to Chai Ting and the consortium Optical Network Empire.

No way, it is definitely not for the people on earth, but for the entire universe to log on to the official website of Brother Abdominal. That's the origin of the latest news, no copyright. So I immediately took it and put it on my own website. Whoever has the fastest speed will be the huge winner.

Because somehow. A large number of "aliens" cannot log in to the earth network as they like, and need a very limited online application, the number is only about one million, so all kinds of cosmic network companies have obtained them.

No reason, the reason is very simple, aliens log in to the earth network as they like, so some fans of the earth boss are really horrified to the extreme-now it is horrifying. This is an indirect login through various software of Longjia Xianyuan, that is to say, it actually belongs to the number of views of Longjia Xianyuan.

In this way, there is a saying. After all, an ordinary person in Dragon Armor Immortal Fate can theoretically operate countless web pages, which is the Internet controlled by thinking. It is not too easy to engage in the new navy, and of course don't expect much reward. It is still "free" to serve people.

"Wow!"

Just saw the prize. There is no one who does not exclaim, unless it is the mute of this era, but the mute actually has a voice, just like the deaf must also be able to hear the voice, but just like the mute, he can't speak clearly, "can't hear clearly".

This time the prizes left humans speechless,

As for Life is Beautiful No. 1, what no one knows about Brother Abs is that there are 999 normal versions prepared. There are 999 limited editions and 99 supreme editions. Each one is different. For the effect, you don’t need to look at those Internet celebrities, the abs brother’s wife and mother’s family, all kinds of enviable and jealous effects, but I can’t tell how many effects are used. Every product has a big beauty-this is Hua Deliu’s ready In the commercial, the models are not the "robots" that people on earth know, but the big beauties in the universe who are not very outstanding, but must have characteristics, including the director who is not outstanding, but must be a director with the style of ab muscle brother.

It can be said that these commercials have created a large number of celebrities.

At this moment, they are just insignificant objects swept at a glance. As far as humans are concerned, their minds are all on the prize.

In fact, it is not just the era of beautiful life, but just a conceptual era of beautiful life, because countless commodities cannot be explained by beautiful life.

Ordinary products are based on chances, 26 big and small babies, including the original lucky draw chance for Fat Zheng Tai Fat Lolita, so that is 260 times. In this way, winning a lottery is very big, because there are too many prizes.

However, in the lottery chance that will be updated soon, the Chinese turned into an outrageous 666 times, the Smectians 456 times, the Japanese 222 times, and finally the Americans 333 times.

All are determined according to the citizenship status at this moment. For example, if you are Chinese but you are in the United States or Japan, then there are still 666 opportunities.

The explanation for this is that the Smecta people and the American people had a chick this time... In fact, there is no explanation at all. To a certain extent, the world does not need an explanation.

Anyway, most people have already obtained the greatest benefits, which is really moving.

666 chances... Fuck, if I don't hit this time, I will be a big fool, and I can kill myself to be a 222 Japanese.

Interestingly, the Japanese have another option, the 250. Of course, Little Japan all chose 250, turning sadness into joy. awesome! It's just that ten of the world's 260 chances are missing, and we have an increase in the lucky aura of God Amaterasu!

As for 250? Who cares, He Ming really underestimates the little Japanese... He has a heart, this is a sheep personality.

The number of lottery draws is actually not the best thing. If you win all kinds of top prizes once, it feels like you have won a lower-level treasure house.

As for all versions of the Era of a Beautiful Life, they are all included in the big gift packs of "You will be beautiful to every cell!" and "You are so handsome that you start to shock the United Nations". , Supreme all started at once.

I believe that you are still an ordinary human being, so if you win this time, you can soak in any goddess from the earth to the universe.

For this kind of big gift package, the long-prepared "mysterious person" buyer immediately made the earth humans breathless, are you crazy? In exchange for a galaxy like the rich Milky Way? What the hell are you bragging about? We thought you were aliens, but we didn't expect you to be braggarts!

Humans on earth have generally accepted that the mysterious person is the existence of aliens, but human beings on earth believe that the other party is also in the "galaxy". So the other party used the Milky Way to exchange this gift bag with him, which is ridiculous to the extreme—dammit, so our earth is also counted by you? It's really "hehehe".

The reason for this kind of cognition is because of abandoning and ignoring all the incompetence of the past, and now you can understand how real and huge the Milky Way is, and how mysterious and rich it is.

As for the whole universe?

Hehehe, it's better to be down-to-earth.

Of course, the mysterious person considered this, so he took out relevant valuable items, which made the humans on earth want to loot the mysterious person immediately-wait, how rich is Brother Abdominal in this way? It's really scary, but we like it so much, the richer the abs brother is, the richer we are, this is the real **** of sex!

However, the beautiful and handsome gift bag is not the best prize in the first prize. There are more good things, including a huge super artifact that can travel to the sky once you have it. It can be seen from this, my god, what a huge demon the Abdominal has conquered? Because their weapons are in the solar system, the solar system becomes... small.

Naturally, this kind of weapon can only be accepted in the huge starry sky. Humans on earth can't think of any use plan for the time being. It's just the price of a mysterious person. Please, don't read it anymore, because I don't know if Superman will have a heart attack.

There are countless prizes, and the pictures of any one of the prizes, the art of the advertisement, the pictures of the advertisement, and the videos are all top-quality. It was a waste of time to browse carefully in the past, but now it is only a glance, and all the original ideas are gone. Fool, It's not what you want to win, but what you will win!

The fate-determining lottery is a new design, this time it is a mathematical maze design, that is, the baby or the abs brother presses the start, and you will throw your lucky ball, which jumps in a large number of mazes Go, which grid you finally hit will be the prize.

It can be understood that the uncontrollable lucky ball is thrown from the outside of the earth onto the earth full of grids, and the grid that hits is the prize.

The whole universe also uses this way of lottery drawing. The advantage of this is that it is absolutely fair, and it absolutely depends on the luck index.

And this time the whole universe lottery is also very rich, almost the same, except that there are fewer prizes with the characteristics of the earth and humans, and more prizes with the characteristics of the universe, a total of 26... chances. Yes, only 26 times, including Earth humans in the real world.

"Let's start. This kid with a face like a steamed stuffed bun has chosen the maze, number 25."

Bao Bao didn't know what a small golden lottery machine he was shaking hard, and he felt free to deal with annoying adults who seemed to be super enthusiastic fans. He Ming showed the black and white No. 25, and all the lottery mechanisms started.

Not to mention the need for strict identity authentication in the universe, of course, aliens in the higher universe can also enjoy 26 of them. Humans on earth now have too many ways to confirm their identities, so things like account numbers and passwords really disappear, like qq only qq number, password? It's a pity that you don't need to enter it anymore, your qq will always be yours, unless the relevant company goes bankrupt and you sell or abandon this qq number.

So all of a sudden, countless lottery draws were carried out immediately, and the whole world suddenly fell into a situation of screaming and howling in pain. Some confident guys still got bad prizes. You must know that under this lottery mechanism, there is almost no large-scale It’s a lucky draw, like the lottery lottery in the old days. It’s really ridiculous. There are too many ways to cheat. For He Ming, it’s better to let people catch the ball directly. Spectrum, but also by different lottery players.

ps: The third update. (To be continued..)