Chapter 1271 I only Have 99% Power Left, Hang up First!
After Doudou finished speaking, he added: "If you refuse, we will be friends!"
"Then let's be friends... uh, okay, if it's the best man, that's no problem." Song Shuhang said.
Doudou Zhaomao: "Shuhang, you just wanted to say 'all friends', didn't you? Really?"
"You heard wrong." Song Shuhang said seriously.
Doudou: "I'm a puppy. As a dog demon, my ears are very sensitive."
"Shhh, keep your voice down, my mother is still next door." Song Shuhang whispered.
Doudou lowered his voice: "You haven't told your mother about your cultivation yet?"
"I haven't even had time to say it yet." Song Shuhang whispered.
Song Shuhang has been busy every day since he started practicing.
Doudou rolled his eyes: "You are already at level 4. If you don't tell me now, how long will it take?"
"Although I'm at the fourth level, I've only been practicing for four months, thank you." Song Shuhang said.
Doudou: "..."
The air suddenly became quiet.
After a while.
"Ah woo~~ woof!" Doudou flew up and opened his bloody mouth.
"Spread the word, you talk to me! Damn it, pay attention to your image. Spread the word. If you don't say the word, you will fall out!"
"Damn it, I didn't tell you to change my place to bite you. You are a dog! No, I forgot that you are a dog to begin with."
"Anyway, shut up, shut up now. I tell you, I possess all kinds of body tempering techniques, and I am indestructible. You can't bite me."
After a while...
Hearing the footsteps outside the living room, Doudou closed his mouth with satisfaction.
It held the tea cup again, with a kind smile on its face.
"The magical power of indestructible Vajra, bah, my dog teeth are designed to destroy all kinds of indestructible Vajra." Doudou said, grinning proudly.
Secretly, Doudou's teeth were aching. Has Song Shuhang's physique become stronger again? Gritting real teeth. Moreover, it bit for a long time, leaving only two faint teeth marks on the guy's arm.
"What are you talking about? Are you chatting so happily?" Song's mother gave some snacks and said with a smile.
Doudou: "I just invited Shuhang to be my bridesmaid, no, best man. Song Shuhang agreed."
"Yo? Nicholas Dou, are you getting married?" Song's mother asked curiously.
It is really rare to get married at such a young age.
Doudou: "I'm getting married tomorrow."
"So urgent? Shuhang, can you come up in time?" Song's mother asked.
Song Shuhang said: "Mom, you don't have to worry. I can spare the time."
"Then make your own arrangements, and you can continue chatting." Song's mother smiled and left the living room, leaving the space for Song Shuhang and Doudou.
When young people are chatting, if she stays aside, the young people will not be able to let go of the conversation.
After Song's mother left, Doudou asked in a low voice: "Actually... your parents have missed the appropriate age for practicing. Even if you start practicing now, it is already too late. The best way to deal with it is to look for some life-extending elixirs like pharmacists do." Medicine to extend their lifespan.”
Song Shuhang: "I also know... I have the 'Living Spring' and the Confucian Golden Lotus of the Gentleman in my hands. The combination of these two alone can extend a person's life for hundreds of years."
He has secretly given the living spring to his parents, and Junzi Golden Lotus is not in a hurry - because this thing is different from the living spring, taking it will increase a superpower.
"In addition, Senior Bai is also planning to design a [Martial Arts Master Training System]. When Senior Bai really completes this system, I want to get one for my parents," Song Shuhang said.
"It seems that you already have a plan in mind for your family." Doudou licked his paws.
Song Shuhang: "It is necessary to be prepared. No matter what you do, it will be much easier if you have a plan first."
"That makes sense." Doudou said, "Do we also need to plan our groomsmen group?"
Our groomsmen?
It's yours, not ours! I'm not getting married. Song Shuhang complained in his heart.
"Shuhang, have you ever been a best man?" Doudou asked.
Song Shuhang shook his head.
"too weak,
He has never even been the best man. "Doudou said with disdain.
Song Shuhang: "I'm just a sophomore, okay? My friends are all about the same age as me, and they're not married yet. Where can I be the best man?"
"What about our groomsmen group? You have no experience, and neither do I." Doudou said worriedly.
Song Shuhang chuckled and took out his laptop: "Now is the age of the Internet. You don't know how to ask Brother Agu for foreign affairs, and you don't know how to ask Bai Du, Shougou and the like for internal affairs. If you search, you can find everything!"
"How to search?" Doudou asked.
"Look at me." Song Shuhang turned on the computer and opened Bai Du's web page.
[What should the best man prepare for a wedding? 】Song Shuhang entered it.
A lot of content pops up at once.
"Wait a minute, please note that the groom is a dog, and he needs to prepare something special." Doudou took the computer and started tapping on it.
The next moment, a piece of news came up from a web search.
[Shocking, really cruel single dog series! According to the news: Huang, a resident of Kunyi City, and his friends held a canine wedding in the park. In this romantic era, even dogs getting married have to have a wedding and treat guests to dinner. At the wedding, the dog was wearing a wedding dress, a small suit, and a special marriage certificate. The atmosphere was extremely romantic. The canine pair exchanged wedding collars in front of everyone. The whole process was the same as for humans, and the scene made people laugh. 】
"Damn, this news is racist, I'll report it first." Doudou said dissatisfied.
Song Shuhang: "..."
When he saw this news, he discovered a flaw.
Huangshan Zhenjun's dog was getting married and there was going to be a big wedding. Before this, he felt it was normal. When I saw this news - Doudou's wedding was just like ordinary people holding weddings for dogs.
I really want to complain.
"By the way, Shuhang, do you have any other best man candidates? Find a few more. Otherwise, will it be too lonely if you are the only best man?" Doudou asked while watching the news.
Song Shuhang said: "Don't you have several good friends in Wenzhou City? Then you can ask them to be your best man."
"No chance." Doudou said with a bitter look on his face: "With my personality, when I come to ask them to be the best man, they will definitely think that I am deceiving them. They will think that I actually want to ask them to be the bridesmaid, but I just want to ask them to be the best man." Use the title of 'best man' to coax them into attending the wedding."
Song Shuhang: "You are really self-aware."
"It's necessary." Doudou said proudly.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Be careful that the best man doesn't look for San Lang. I feel like San Lang and I together will cause big trouble. We are so in sync with each other that we are destined to make big news." Doudou reminded again.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Is there any candidate?" Doudou asked.
"Does the Buddha Sect mind?" Song Shuhang asked.
"I don't mind, as long as I can make up the number." Doudou said.
Song Shuhang: "Let me call and ask Senior Brother Sanri and Guoguo. Guoguo can be the flower girl, and Senior Brother Sanri can be the best man."
After saying that, Song Shuhang made a call to Senior Brother Sanri.
"Hey, it's little friend Shuhang. Why do you have time to call me today?" Senior Brother Sanri smiled.
Song Shuhang: "I have something to trouble Senior Brother Sanri today. I wonder if Senior Brother you are free recently?"
"I should be quite free recently, what can I do?" Senior Brother Sanri smiled.
Song Shuhang: "What, senior brother, can you be the best man for once?"
"No problem, are you getting married?" Senior Brother Sanri asked curiously: "Who is the other party? The little genius from the Su family? Or other fairies in the group?"
Song Shuhang: "Well, it's not me, it's Doudou's wedding. Doudou wants you to be the best man, and the young monk Guoguo to be the flower girl."
Brother Sanri: "..."
The air suddenly became quiet again.
"Hey~ Senior Brother Sanri, what's your reply?" Song Shuhang said.
Senior Brother Sanri: "Ahem, what's that? Shuhang, my phone only has % battery life. I won't talk anymore. Hang up. Let's talk next time."
Song Shuhang: "..."
% of the battery is still close to full, so why bother?
"Senior brother, when you refuse next time, at least find a good reason. You can just say that there is only one bar left." Song Shuhang had a toothache.
Senior Brother Sanri: "Oh, it can't be done. Monks don't lie, and the cell phone still has 10% battery. I can't insist that it only has one bar of battery. Otherwise, it would be a violation of the precept."
"Then give me some time, senior brother, and think of a more reasonable reason?" Song Shuhang suggested.
Senior Brother Sanri: "To be honest, I just want to attend Doudou's wedding as a guest tomorrow, and I don't want to be the best man. The wedding banquet at Huangshan Zhenjun's house is all specially prepared by the immortal chef. The delicacies from the mountains and seas, just think about it. Mouth and saliva.”
"As a monk, don't you abstain from eating meat?" Song Shuhang asked.
Senior Brother Sanri: "I am a lay disciple, and I don't have taboos. So, forget about being the best man, but I will send Guoguo to you when the time comes. It's okay to be a flower girl. That's it, it's settled, we'll see you tomorrow."
After saying that, Senior Brother Sanri couldn't wait to hang up the phone.
Song Shuhang also hung up the phone and looked at Doudou: "The best man is out of the question. I've found a flower girl for you."
Doudou: "I feel so tired."
Song Shuhang: "My heart is even more tired, okay? By the way, I'm going to go out to Senior Creation in a while. There will be many fellow Taoists there, such as Yu Rouzi, Jiang Ziyan, and Senior Bai's clone My disciple Xiaocai and Congniang. Doudou, do you want to go together?"
"You want to go to the concert of His Holiness the King of Creation?" Doudou's eyes widened: "Isn't it great to be alive? Why do you want to hear the King of Creation sing?"
"I have a reason to go." Song Shuhang sighed.
Ye Si is still suffering from inner demons and has not yet recovered.
Doudou thought for a while, gritted his teeth and said: "As long as you help me find the best man group, then I will risk my life to accompany you, gentleman, and go with you!"
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After Song Shuhang and Doudou said hello to Song Ma, they set off for the concert location of Dharma King Creation.
During the flight, Song Shuhang tried to contact Senior Bai.
I don’t know if Senior Seventh Cultivator and Fourth Cultivator were rescued?
Senior Bai: [What’s the matter? 】
[Senior Bai, have the Fourth Cultivator and the Sixth Cultivator been rescued? ] Song Shuhang asked.
[Get it, but failed to capture the planet with eyes. And then...the beast world is now in big trouble. 】Senior Bai said.
Song Shuhang: [The biochemical crisis has expanded? 】
[No, that planet with eyes has gone to the animal world. 】Senior Bai said.
Song Shuhang: "..."