Chapter 265 Shuhang, Let’s Go to the East China Sea to Play!
Zhuge Zhongyang continued to say triumphantly: "Besides, I have already chosen the travel route! We will first take a plane to land on the big island in the East China Sea and spend a day there. Then I also booked a five-day tour on a luxury cruise ship , I have reserved the places for you and your friends, come with us. Sao Nian, let us have fun in one go!"
Please, you are going on a blind date, not for fun... The purpose must be clear! Gao Moumou complained bitterly in his heart.
At the same time, he looked up at the sky - he couldn't escape the clutches of Zhuge Yue and Zhuge Zhongyang even if he changed his cell phone. What sin did he commit in his previous life to meet such a pair of top-notch people in this life?
Buddhism says that looking back five hundred years ago is only a passing moment in this life!
Then five hundred years ago, he must have suffered from a thousand degrees of myopia. He had looked back at this pair of best friends hundreds of times before he got this bad fate in this life.
No, he must not accompany these two best friends to the East China Sea, otherwise he and his girlfriend Mei Ma's happy honeymoon plan will be completely ruined.
Therefore, firmly refuse! You can't give your opponent time to breathe, you must reject it outright, leaving no way to survive!
"Impossible, I won't go play with you. Give up!" Gao Moumou said coldly: "Me and Mei have already made plans for the summer vacation. No matter what, we will never change it!"
After sternly refusing, Gao Moumou changed his tone and immediately began to betray his accomplices: "But... I can help you contact Song Shuhang and Tu Bo and ask them to accompany you to play there. You also know them, they are mine. Roommates, they are all very nice.”
"No, if you don't go with me, I will be very panicked." Zhuge Zhongyang said: "After all, my only friend in China is you! It is about my lifelong happiness, you must help I!"
"Impossible, you should give up! If you continue to argue, I won't even notify Song Shuhang and Tu Bo, and let you accompany Miss Lu to the East China Sea to go crazy!" Gao Moumou threatened in a deep voice.
"Alas...why bother. We are from the same roots. Why rush each other?" Zhuge Zhongyang sighed deeply, and then snapped his fingers.
Zhuge Yue's beautiful face came up, and then she (he) opened her phone and played a recording.
first. It was Zhuge Yue's voice: "Let me kiss you, a French wet kiss!"
"Sorry, I refuse. I'm not gay, and I already have a girlfriend. Please find something to chew on and practice. Pillows, pillars, whatever you want!" Gao Moumou's voice.
Zhuge Yue pressed pause and looked at Gao Moumou with a smile.
After hearing this conversation, Gao Moumou suddenly turned pale: "Why, why do you have a recording!"
He reached out and wanted to grab Zhuge Yue's cell phone.
Zhuge Yue dodged with agility and calmly pressed the phone again.
["...So it's absolutely not possible. Just give up! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Uh!" Gao Moumou's voice.
And, the sound effects of a kiss. ]
Then, Zhuge Yue began to explain: "Originally, I wanted to record a video. I studied how to kiss...but I didn't expect that I only turned on the recording. It was a failure."
Damn it, you still want to record a video? What if it leaks out? It will kill people!
"Delete it, delete it from beginning to end quickly, and then format the phone's memory!" Gao Moumou roared in a low voice.
"Hahaha, this is important research information, how can it be deleted so easily?" Zhuge Yue said with a proud smile.
"Asshole, you two can kill a thousand people!" Gao Moumou gritted his teeth.
"Hehehe." Zhuge Yue showed a cute smile.
"Let's deal." Zhuge Zhongyang smoothed his hair and struck a handsome pose: "You accompany me to the East China Sea, and I will supervise Zhuge Yue to delete this recording. I can also ensure that she can even copy all the audio. How about deleting it?"
Gao Moumou was about to cry but had no tears: "Damn it, why do you have to have me accompany you?"
"Because, you are my dog-headed military advisor!" Zhuge Zhongyang shook his hair.
Gao Moumou felt that he might as well just die - he was more than short-sighted five hundred years ago. He must be extremely blind to be associated with the pair of top-notch people in front of him.
Zhuge Zhongyang changed his handsome posture again: "In a word, deal or not?"
"Deal!" Gao Moumou gritted his teeth.
Then, resigned to his fate, he took out his cell phone and started making calls - he would not drag a few people along with him in such a tragic event. My heart will be unbalanced.
Be it Song Shuhang, Tu Bo, or Yang De, no matter who it is, they must bring two of them to die with him. Good brothers, we don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!
Gao Moumou first dialed Song Shuhang's number.
Soon, Song Shuhang answered the phone: "Hi, hello, who are you?"
Because Gao Moumou changed his number.
"It's me, Gao Moumou!" Gao Moumou replied.
"Gao Moumou, what do you want from me?" Song Shuhang asked, and... you could vaguely hear a woman's laughter as sweet as silver bells coming from Shuhang's phone.
How can I describe that laughter? It is simply a healing sound. When he heard this, Gao Moumou's mood improved a lot. He made a mental evaluation of the sound - it was second only to his girlfriend Mei's laughter.
"Well, didn't I tell you before the holiday? That bastard Zhuge Zhongyang just wants to invite the sister of Lu Fei from our class to the East China Sea to play. No, he has even booked the plane tickets now and gave them to us We have all prepared the places. Are you free now? Do you want to go to the East China Sea to play?" Gao Moumou tried his best to soften his voice, just like the voice of Grandma Wolf, tempting and attracting Little Red Riding Hood.
"Eh? Didn't you say you wanted to accompany Mei Yi to the world of two?" Song Shuhang asked curiously.
"Oh, isn't it difficult to refuse Zhuge Zhongyang's kindness? Moreover, the place in the East China Sea is beautiful and fun. I just happened to take Ya Yi to play with me. You don't have to pay for it yourself. Food, drinks, accommodation, and entertainment are all included. ." Gao Moumou opened his eyes and told lies.
"Is that so, when is the time?" Song Shuhang asked - anyway, he happened to have nothing else to do recently.
As he spoke, he looked at Rouzi Yu. Well, Miss Yu Rouzi is a good child.
Then, his eyes fell on Senior Bai on the bed, and in his mind he thought of Doudou and the little monk who had 'ran away from home' outside.
Sure enough...it would be safer to take the three of them out to play.
Gao Moumou asked expectantly: "We will set off in two days. Do you want to go with us?"
Two days later? It just so happened that Senior Bai had already woken up. Doudou and Guoguo should have been found by then. The time was just right.
"Okay, no problem." Song Shuhang asked again, "Can I bring someone with me?"
"No problem, the more people, the better! Even if you have ten or eight, I don't think you are too few! I don't think there are dozens or hundreds too many!" Gao Moumou suddenly laughed wildly - it is best to bring someone with you If a group of a thousand people came here, they would spend enough money to kill Zhuge Zhongyang.
"Haha, maybe just a few. I have to ask first. Then I'll give you a call to get back to you after I confirm it." Song Shuhang replied.
"Good brother, remember to bring a few more people over. That's settled, bye!" Gao Moumou laughed and hung up the phone.
Then he took a deep breath, made a rough draft in his mind, and called Tubo again.
"Hey, Tubo, it's me, Gao Moumou - there's a fun place for you to play! Yes, it's the resort island in Donghe that Zhuge Zhongyang mentioned last time. Do you want to come together? Want to play? Hey, there’s also a five-day cruise on a luxury cruise, how about it? Action is worse than action, brother, I’ll pick you up in two days!”
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Song Shuhang hung up the phone.
Yu Rouzi was still lying on the edge of the bed, laughing like a silver bell from time to time.
Song Shuhang: "..."
This girl's smile is horribly low!
He suspected that as long as he told her a few random jokes, she would laugh until she couldn't stand upright. If you tell her a few funny jokes, she will laugh straight away...
"Soft Yu, my friend said that he is going to the East China Sea Organization to play. Do you want to go there and play together?" Song Shuhang asked.
Yurouzi hugged her belly and finally stopped laughing.
Then she shook her head and said with a look of regret: "Although I really want to, but I can't. I'm going to my friend's family tonight to check on the situation and see if there's anything I can do to help... …Let’s do this, senior, keep your phone on at all times. If it’s still early after I resolve the matter with my good friend’s family, I’ll go find you!”
"By the way, senior, take this with you!" As she said that, Yu Rouzi took out a silver bracelet from her small purse.
"?" Song Shuhang took the bracelet and looked at Rouzi Yu in confusion - this bracelet, it seems, is the kind used by girls, right? Is he a grown man wearing this?
"These are the coordinates of the 'Ten Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique'! My father prepared it for me because I can't fly with a sword yet, so it's troublesome to travel. With these coordinates, if I want to travel quickly, I can use the magic weapon to get there Use the 'Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique' to fly directly to the location of the coordinates. There is one of these coordinates on Lingdie Island, and my father has one on him, and then you take this senior with you. If I solve the matter earlier, you can directly pass' Wanli Flying Escape Technique will rush to you." Yu Rouzi said with a smile.
"Thousand-mile flying escape technique? Rushing?" Song Shuhang felt that this spell seemed a bit familiar.
Soon, he remembered that he had used this spell before.
[Sailor Moon in Sailor Suit, ‘Moon Prism Power Transformation’! ]
I wiped it and remembered the shameful scene again - this Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique was the life-saving magic that Venerable White gave him at that time.
When he was being chased by Captain Jing Mo of the Wuji Demon Sect, he used the Thousand Miles Flying Escape Technique to escape to Venerable Bai. On the way, he still supported the back of the air-stealing "Lengyan Sword" senior and flew for a long time in a spin.
However, isn’t this a life-saving spell?
In Yurouzi's eyes, this has become a spell used on the road... (To be continued.)
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