Chapter 272: What a Sweet Little Mouth!

When the Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace learned Chinese characters, he didn't even know the pinyin. When he taught the savages how to learn Chinese characters, he taught these savages exactly how he learned them back then.

He didn't think about pinyin at all - the savages were lucky that they didn't teach traditional Chinese characters.

"But... I feel so irritated when I think of teaching these savages Pinyin first. I'll try it first. If it doesn't work, I'll wait for Zui Ri. No, it was Zui Yue Daoist who sent me a Chinese teacher." Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace road.

When he finished speaking, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and he added: "By the way, if you can't find a Chinese teacher, little friend Shuhang, please send yourself to me, and just bring the Blood God Diamond with you. This way , we have just completed the transaction, and you can help me teach the savages pinyin, okay?"

Song Shuhang: "..."

Did I say something wrong? Why did he unknowingly trick himself again?

But from the beginning to the end, I just kindly reminded the senior Seven Lives Talisman Palace Master to use Pinyin to teach the savages Chinese characters?

No, I have to save myself.

Otherwise, what if ‘Senior Drunken Star? ’ If I can’t find a suitable Chinese teacher, maybe Senior Qishengfu will fly over overnight, wrap himself in a quilt, and take him to an isolated island in the vast ocean to teach Chinese to the savages.

As for Senior Bai on the side, there is no need to expect him to help... maybe he will find it fun and go to the isolated island together.

Song Shuhang always felt that this possibility was too great, and it was scary to think about it.

Especially when he accidentally turned his head and looked at Senior Bai, he wondered if it was an illusion. When Senior Bai looked at the words "isolated island, savage", a light of interest seemed to flicker in his eyes?

No, I absolutely have to save myself!

Song Shuhang turned his head crazily, and suddenly an idea flashed through his mind: "Senior Qisheng, I have a great trick for learning Pinyin. You can search online... you should be able to find the 'Chinese Pinyin Alphabet Song'!"

"When the time comes, play it to the savages repeatedly, in the morning and at night; play it while eating and playing the tuba. Play it for a week or two, and the savages should be able to master the Chinese Pinyin!"

"Not only that, I remember that humans who live in primitive tribes all like to dance! Senior Qisheng, please find a few dances with simple and easy rhythms on the Internet, and make this 'Chinese Alphabet Song' into a dance. Let them dance every day I sing and dance when I wake up in the morning, and dance more when I am active.

Good to pique their interest! "

After typing the words above in one breath, Song Shuhang secretly sighed.

Sorry, savage brothers...but there's nothing wrong with brainwashing songs. Listening more can help you improve your posture. With the addition of dance, it can be used as a square dance, I’m so advanced! Aunts all over China are popular with this stuff.

The Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace suddenly lit up: "Oh oh oh, there is also this trick! How wonderful! Compared with memorizing it by rote, the song is more catchy and easy to remember!"

Song Shuhang struck while the iron was hot: "Senior, after you teach the barbarian pinyin, it will be easy to learn Chinese characters. And senior, I feel that teaching barbarians to learn calligraphy cannot just use harsh palms and hangings. We must achieve rewards and punishments. Obviously, there must be rewards as well as punishments. Only in this way can the motivation of the savages to learn Chinese characters be maximized!"

In fact, Shuhang felt that it was a bit inappropriate to always call him "savage", but he couldn't think of any better words to replace it.

"Rewards and punishments are clear, it makes sense! Little friend Shuhang is indeed a young man, and his brain is bright." Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman felt that Shuhang's words just touched an itch in his heart. He felt that this idea was really great, and at the same time he asked Said: "Can little friend Shuhang explain it more clearly about how to distinguish rewards and punishments?"

"Let's use an analogy. For example, the top few who learn Pinyin and Chinese characters the fastest can be rewarded with something that savages like. For example, good weapons? Fishing supplies? Some modern small items, lighters, etc.?" Song Shuhangwei Wei Lai said: "As for the worst ones, you can also consider other punishment methods, such as starvation. Compared with being hung and beaten, perhaps for the savages, hunger is more terrifying. What's wrong? Don't just slap your palms and slap you. If you use the same punishment method for a long time, the effect will become less and less."

Savages I have never met before... I, Mr. Song, can only help you get here. I hope that this suggestion of mine can help you avoid suffering a little bit in the future.

Compared with being hungry and being beaten, being hungry should be more acceptable, right?

"It makes sense, you can give it a try." Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman nodded secretly, and at the same time drew inferences: "Besides, I can also give the savages test papers, one test every three days, and one test every five days. Those who fail the test will be hungry. There will be various rewards for those who do well in the exam. In the future, I can also ask them to write essays, and those who do not do well will be punished. Tsk tsk, that’s awesome!”

Song Shuhang's mouth suddenly twitched, and a group of black uncles wearing animal skin clothes appeared in his mind, lying on the table, facing the "First Grade Elementary School Final Exam Paper" or the essay question "If I "It's a Spring Onion", a scene of frowning and writing furiously.

Unexpectedly, the senior master of the Palace of Seven Lives Talisman actually thought of the ‘test paper’ and question-sea tactics. Unknowingly, it seemed to increase the pain of the wild people?

Have I done something bad again with good intentions?

Palace Master Seven Lives Talisman: "It feels really great. I'm going to give it a try to these savages right away. Let them listen to the Chinese Pinyin alphabet song for more than ten days first. Little friend Shuhang, I'll contact you when I get the results! [Wave your hand. Goodbye emoticon]"

After saying that, he couldn't wait to log off.

After the Lord of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace went offline, the Beihe San people thought: "[wiping sweat expression] These days, even a paradise in the world may not necessarily lead to happiness."

Fairy Lychee: "Besides, there is actually a big problem...Have you ever received letters from Taoist Fellow Seven Lives before? He is a 'talisman master' by profession, and the words he writes are all like ghost-drawing talismans. I recognized what he wrote on his letters at the time It’s really hard to recognize the characters. If he used the same writing method as ghost drawings when teaching the aboriginals to read... I would like to ask the aboriginals about their psychological shadow area?"

Pharmacist: "It's not easy for the indigenous residents either!"

Dharma King of Creation: "Master Xingxing, please find a good Chinese teacher for the indigenous people!"

"Awakening Star?... It's not Awakening Star, it's Zuiyue! Last time I only remembered one word wrong, but this time I remembered both words wrong!" Zuiyue layman had a kneeling expression.

"I'm sorry, fellow Taoist Zuiyue. Actually, I have a suggestion. Why don't you change your Taoist name to Zui Ri? I think everyone will remember it." Dharma King Creation replied weakly.

"You can remember when you are drunk +" Fairy Lychee.

"I can remember it when I'm drunk+" Pharmacist - If you just copy and paste, Pharmacist is still very fast.

"You can remember when you are drunk +" True Lord Huangshan.

Below, a row of seniors in the group followed.

Master Zuiyue sighed quietly. He really wanted to tie everyone in the group to tens of thousands of tons of meteorite and sink them into the Pacific Ocean!

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Song Shuhang's mouth twitched and he closed the interface of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group.

Then, he secretly sighed: "I hope the method taught to Senior Qisheng will be effective."

Venerable Bai on the side smiled and said: "It doesn't matter whether it works or not. In fact, I really want to see how Qisheng teaches the savages to learn Chinese characters. I am also interested in the isolated island."

Senior Bai has indeed developed a strange interest!

"Senior White! I have something more fun to do. In two days... I have a friend who invited me to a resort island in the East China Sea and a five-day trip on a luxury cruise ship! Are you interested, Senior?" Song Shuhang immediately transferred Venerable White. The goal.

Otherwise, he was afraid that Senior Bai would take him tonight and fly his sword to the Master of the Seven Lives Talisman Palace in a whoosh!

Sure enough, after Senior Bai heard about resort islands and luxury cruises, he became interested.

"As for the resort island, is there a roller coaster? One with ten or more rings? A jumping machine? A pirate ship? A skyscraper? An extreme windmill?" Senior Bai reported many exciting projects in succession.

Why are the projects that Senior Bai applied for are the kind that make people weak in the legs?

"Yes, we have it! We have everything!" Song Shuhang promised, patting his chest, it must be there!

"Then let's go right away!" Senior Bai narrowed his eyes and said.

"Senior Bai, there is no rush. We will set off in two days...and we have to wait for Doudou and the young monk to come back." Song Shuhang replied.

"Doudou and the little monk?" Senior Bai asked, "Oh, you just mentioned that Doudou ran away from home again."

"Yes." Song Shuhang sighed.

"Okay, let's wait for two days." Venerable Bai reluctantly agreed.

"Then it's settled, Senior Bai, let's have breakfast first. Then today, while I'm free, I'll take you to Yuyu Mountain near Wenzhou City. There should be a bayberry picking festival in the near future. There are activities. You can go in and pick and eat by yourself, and you can eat enough." Song Shuhang introduced.

"Okay!" Venerable Bai's eyes became sparkling.

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Song Shuhang and Venerable Bai talked as they walked to the kitchen to see if Mother Song had prepared breakfast for them.

In the kitchen.

Mrs. Song happened to be making dumplings when she heard footsteps behind her and turned her head.

"Good morning, Mom. Let's eat dumplings in the morning!" Song Shuhang said.

"Well, I just made it. I don't know when you got up. It hasn't been put into the pot yet. Song Bai is also awake. Is it rare to get up early today?" Song's mother joked.

Venerable Bai nodded slightly and replied: "Well, good morning, little girl. You must be the mother of little friend Shuhang. I got up very early today!"

Little girl?

Are you calling me? ! Mother Song was stunned at first, then she chuckled and said, "Shuhang, your friend has only spent one night, and your little mouth has become so sweet."

Song Shuhang: "..."

Venerable Bai looked confused: "?"

Did I just say something wrong? Venerable Bai wondered in his heart. (To be continued.)