Chapter 253 Your Eunuch, Do You Dare To Rebel Against Long Live Lord? ?
Dai Haoren left the "Imperial Palace"...
The experience just now made me a little more vigilant.
Thinking about keeping a low profile for the time being, don't be in a hurry.
Now we are also high-ranking nobles, right?
It's reasonable to enjoy, enjoy, and corrupt, right?
In Dai Haoren's eyes, this "Longjing" is a wonderful flower of the times!
Obviously, it is now a modern age with very advanced technology.
But what about here?
It still looks like the ancient times three or four hundred years ago.
And the people here, whether it's clothing, ideas, or living habits, don't want to be people of this era at all.
Here, it seems to be the "Peach Blossom Spring" written by Tao Yuanming!
"I don't know if there is a Han, regardless of Wei and Jin"...
In fact, if you think about it carefully, this is not a "Peach Blossom Spring"!
This place is just a dream made up by the elders and children of the previous dynasty.
Everyone here is nothing more than a victim in this dream—in other words, this is a "real game scene", and the people here are the npcs in this game scene.
And the "players" are those old and young!
"I really know how to play."
Dai Haoren couldn't help feeling emotional again.
"You all play."
"Then I'll play too."
With such thoughts in mind, Dai Haoren wandered around the "Longjing" city.
while walking……
Um?
Longjing Roast Duck?
Go in and taste it!
After a taste...
delicious! too delicious! It's simply delicious!
Another walk.
Longjing soybean juice?
Go and try it too.
After a taste...
vomit!
What does it smell like?
Unpalatable!
It's unpalatable!
Another walk.
Bus alley?
The air is filled with the fragrance of women.
Understood!
This is the place of Fengyue.
Go in and play.
Those who just wandered around the "Daba Alley", fell in love with "Chunhuayuan" by sight, walked in, and found that it was very lively inside, and it happened to be in time for the "Oiran Contest".
This bridge can only be seen in TV dramas.
Must join in the fun!
Kang Fu'an's face seemed to be useful.
Not long after entering the door, the old bustard came up to greet her, said all kinds of pleasant words, and even specially arranged a VIP room for her.
Since it is playing!
Of course you have to invest in it, have fun!
He also chose one of several famous skills in the Qing Dynasty, named "Xiangxiang"-if this woman becomes the oiran in the end, then he will have the opportunity to spend the spring night with her!
Well, pay attention to the wording, it is "has a chance", not "certainly possible".
Dai Haoren understood the rules right away - it's very simple, just spend money!
Whoever gets the most money is the master!
After a fierce competition, the "Oiran" will be selected between "Xiangxiang" and "Shishi".
In the end, it depends on who is more powerful in supporting the two women.
Dai Haoren was having fun when suddenly the door of the room he was in was kicked open.
A few vicious people walked in, and Dai Haoren was not allowed to spend any more money to support "Xiangxiang".
That posture, as if Dai Haoren was disobedient and broke his leg.
Dai Haoren smiled.
It seems that the face of "Kang Fu'an" is not always useful.
Then he broke the legs of those who disturbed his interest.
The dog has been beaten, there is no reason to let the dog owner go, isn't it?
Dai Haoren walked into the private room of the "dog owner" very politely.
Apart from anything else, the "dog owner" is a slap in the face.
After being beaten, the "dog owner" yelled angrily.
"Do you know who I am?"
"Do you know who my father is?"
"If you dare to hit me, I will kill you all over the house!"
That's what he yelled first.
A few minutes later, the words that came out of his mouth suddenly changed.
"stop fighting!"
"I know I was wrong!"
"Please stop hitting me!"
Dai Haoren said: "Call me Grandpa!"
"Dog owner":"……"
Dai Haoren: "Is it not called? Then I will continue to fight!"
"Dog owner": "Grandpa! Grandpa! Stop hitting!"
At this time, a "dogleg" still couldn't see the situation clearly, and shouted: "You are finished! Our young master is the only son of 'Your Eunuch'! 'Your Eunuch' will never get around you!"
Uh-huh?
Gui father-in-law?
Which "gui"?
expensive?
Osmanthus?
If "expensive"...
Reminiscent of his arrogance just now, he yelled "I will kill you all over the family"...
Dai Haoren said: "Who is the 'little noble son' in front of Long Live Lord?"
"Dog Master" didn't say anything, and "Dog Leg" yelled: "You are so brave! You can call 'Xiao Guizi' too?!
"
Whoa whoa whoa!
Is it really that "little noble son"?
ha!
Does this count as sleepy sending a pillow?
"You little slave, do you know who I am?"
The "dog leg" yelled: "I don't care who you are! Love whoever you are! In short, you are finished!"
Dai Haoren smiled, and said: "I'm confused, are you the master, or the one under my feet is the master? The master didn't say anything, what are you yelling about? You don't know who I am, do you? Okay, I Just tell you who I am?"
Just as he was about to introduce himself, the old bustard walked in.
"Oh, Commander Kang, what are you really doing?"
"This is the only seedling in the family of 'Your Father-in-Law'."
Dai Haoren said: "What's the matter? I, Kang Fu'an, is the only seedling of the family of 'Your Father-in-Law'?"
The old bustard quickly said, "That's not what I meant."
She was also sweating profusely.
These two are both masters!
She is not one to offend.
Dai Haoren thought she was annoying, so he drove her away.
"So it's the poisonous seed from 'Your Eunuch''s family?"
"Kailai'Your Father-in-Law' is usually busy serving the Lord Long Live, and neglects to discipline his own children."
"I can barely be regarded as a colleague of 'Your Eunuch'. I will replace him today and discipline you, you poisonous seedling!"
After finishing speaking, it was a crackling beating...
At the end, he also fed a small pill to this "your father-in-law's poisonous vaccine".
Just pat your ass and go.
Tonight, Dai Haoren naturally spent time in this "Chunhua Courtyard".
Whether it's "Xiangxiang" or "Shishi", they are all waiting in his room.
Clear!
He is innocent, of course he won't dislike her.
can only say.
Worthy of being professional!
It doesn't matter if you are innocent, the technique is a bit jerky at the beginning, but you get used to it quickly, it should be that the theory you usually study is combined with practice.
The feeling of this is really something that you can't experience with other friends.
No wonder men with a bit of ability yearn for ancient times...
In ancient times, a man with some ability would definitely live in heaven!
Not bad.
Love love love.
The next day he took Xiangxiang and Shishi away.
What?
Give ransom money?
"Old bustard, do you dare to accept the money given to you by the commander?"
With these words, the "Kangda Commander" successfully realized the "zero yuan purchase", not only for nothing, but also for nothing!
Kang Fuan's family is naturally a big family.
But he is already married, separated from his parents, and has a big house of his own - what do you think of being a dog licker after getting married? Deserves nothing at the end!
After being addicted to the "Master" in "my home", I enjoyed everything else except "Kang Fu'an"'s wife.
third day.
The greeting card of "Your Eunuch" was handed over to Dai Haoren.
Dai Haoren greeted him personally and took him to the study...
As soon as he was seated, he asked, "Your eunuch, do you dare to rebel against Long Live Lord?"
clang!
As soon as the tea reached my mouth, it fell to the ground...