I, The Villain, Start with the Protagonist Saintess

Chapter 255 Is This Plausible? Outrageous! Can This Be Tolerated? Can't Bear It! (Five More)

"Put one here..."

"Put one here..."

"Put another one here..."

"Hey hey hey!"

"It's time to give you a big surprise!"

"How about it, Baomeier, wouldn't it be nice to do evil together with me?"

Stormy Girl: "..."

What is Dai Haoren doing?

He planted explosives in the "palace"!

Of course, these explosives don't have much destructive power.

But they all have one thing in common, that is the "special effect" cow beep - the sound is particularly loud, and the fire is particularly bright!

Once it explodes, it is quite scary!

At that time, it can just play a role in disturbing people's hearts.

As for why not use a more powerful explosive...

Needless to say?

Wouldn't it be a pity to blow up this "Imperial Palace"?

It's midnight now!

Tonight, Dai Haoren, the "Chief of the Imperial Guard", will be on night shift.

This just happened to be convenient for him to place explosives everywhere.

After being busy for most of the night, the explosives in the "Outer Court" were put away, and the next step was the "Inner Palace".

Even if he is the "commander of the guards", he cannot enter places like the "inner palace".

Everywhere in the "Inner Palace" was guarded by armed eunuchs.

This group of people may not have a high force value, but they are more vigilant than the other. Those who belong to the rabbit can sense the slightest disturbance.

But is it difficult to get Dai Haoren?

He cast "shit and urine escape", broke away from the patrol team, and then climbed over the wall and entered the "inner palace".

continue!

continue!

"Here's a..."

"Here's a..."

"Here's another..."

"Today I planted a small apple."

"Tomorrow I will harvest a big mushroom. Hehe!"

Sudden!

A thin and thin voice came over: "Lafayette wants to take a bath!"

Lafayette?

take a bath?

As soon as he heard "Lafayette", Dai Haoren rang the "Lafayette" from "Shijia".

A very annoying old woman!

Old and ugly!

"Since it's called Lafayette, it's too old to lose its teeth."

"What catches your eyes?"

"Plant a 'little apple' and go!"

Suddenly, Dai Haoren's "prank" soul was burning again.

"Hey hey."

He gave a smirk.

He tiptoed and came out of the bathroom of "Lafayette" silently.

Everything here is old fashioned.

Even the windows were no exception, they turned out to be paper.

Fortunately, the courtyard wall here is high enough to block the strong wind, otherwise the paper window will probably be destroyed when the wind blows.

He licked his fingers, got them wet, and smashed through the window with ease.

Then, he asked the "Great Evil System": "Baomeier, is there something that emits a stinky, stinky gas?"

Stormy Girl: "There is..."

Then, Dai Haoren got a "stinky mechanical insect".

A small one, just enough to fit through the small hole in the window.

"Hey hey hey! Take a bath, right? Take a bath, right? It doesn't stink to death!"

Just at this moment, a figure came into Dai Haoren's eyes.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it.

As a result, the word "**" almost burst out of his mouth.

Thanks to her timely response, she covered her mouth.

So……

What the hell did he see?

Dai Qinglan wouldn't even believe it when it was said—yes, "Dai Qinglan wouldn't even believe it"—dammit, what Dai Haoren saw was Dai Qinglan's second senior sister, Leng Qingqiu, a big star Leng!

That's right!

That's her!

You can't go wrong!

that eyebrows.

that figure.

That's right, Leng Qingqiu.

But……

Leng Qingqiu is actually "Lafayette"? !

It's wool!

Wait, could it be someone who looks exactly like Leng Qingqiu?

Like "twins," or something?

But it's not like that.

At this time!

The "Lafayette" in the room has begun to take off his clothes...

Dai Haoren suddenly opened his eyes wide.

Hastily!

Could it be possible to see the "true face of Lushan Mountain" of the big star Leng today? ?

Depend on!

That jade back...

Absolute son, absolute son!

Not picking up a cupping pot is simply a shameful waste!

Before that, Dai Haoren had been restraining his aura and presence.

But now, his mind was fluttered by Leng Qingqiu's appearance, and he immediately ignored hiding it.

"who!?"

When Leng Qingqiu turned around, Dai Haoren immediately noticed that her face had changed!

Although only some fine-tuning has been done, it is still breathtakingly beautiful, but it has really become another

one person……

Disguise?

Change face?

Dai Haoren's one eye collided with Leng Qingqiu's gaze.

The next moment, Dai Haoren disappeared.

"What happened to Lafayette?"

"Lafayette..."

"Ah! What's the smell? Ugh!"

Dai Haoren heard these noises, "hehe" smiled, and said: "Please eat a stinky fart!"

but……

What a discovery!

Unexpectedly, I am not the only one who changed into this "Longjing Imperial Palace" after a change of appearance.

Even Leng Qingqiu went with us.

And what they did was even better, directly pretending to be "Lafayette"!

Yes, you can play better than me.

I'm just pretending to be a "commander of the imperial guards", but you are better off pretending to be the mother of "Long Live the Holy Ancestor"—er, it should be the mother, right? Even if she wasn't her own, just by the title of "Lafayette", she should be at the level of an old mother.

Dai Haoren left the "Inner Palace" temporarily.

But I was thinking in my heart...

"Star Leng asked me to steal the map of 'Famous Garden', but she also came herself."

"It seems she doesn't trust me very much..."

"Or, she just asked me to be the bait to catch the big fish away, so that it would be easier for her to move."

"and……"

The doubt that Dai Qinglan's identity was exposed was also resolved at this time!

She can pretend to be "Lafayette", is it difficult to get information?

"Tsk tsk!"

"As expected of a former big star, with top-notch acting skills."

"I pretended to be someone else's mother, and I just didn't get discovered."

"This ability, you can't accept it."

"Sure enough, a professional is a professional."

After admiring, Dai Qinglan let out a cold "hum".

You cold star is comfortable, "Lafayette" is living a nourishing life.

But he treats me like a tool man. From the looks of it, he doesn't intend to control my life or death.

Is this plausible?

outrageous!

It's outrageous!

Can this be tolerated?

Can't bear it!

This is too much to bear!

You have to talk to her about it.

"But it's too late today, we have to work overtime."

"I won't settle accounts with you for the time being."

"come tomorrow!"

"This account must be settled with you."

After thinking about it, Dai Haoren hurriedly joined the patrol team and continued patrolling.

When approaching the "North Study Room", I heard "Long Live Lord" swearing there.

"waste!"

"It's all a bunch of trash!"

"What's the use of raising you people?!"

Dai Haoren pouted.

Guess something is messed up again...

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