I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 352: The Cheating Side Mission (Two in One)

Yi Lin happily opened the tauren's treasure chest.

Before opening the box, he rubbed his palms deliberately.

It is said that this will make the hand that opens the box redder.

At least in Yi Lin's "cognition", it seems so.

Legend has it that people's physiques cannot be generalized.

There is a world of difference between the red hand and the black hand.

equipment?

accessories?

Armor?

material?

Every qualified player, before opening the box, always has a certain prediction about the treasures in the box.

Yi Lin feels that she is very qualified, elite, and professional.

He originally thought so.

But when Yi Lin finally dug the treasure box out of the soil and excitedly opened it, she was suddenly taken aback.

【congratulations! Get 'Death Revolver'*1! 】

"???"

"Left, revolver?"

Yi Lin never expected it.

A silver revolver lay quietly in the middle of the box.

Yi Lin would not be so surprised if she could obtain this kind of equipment in a normal game.

But this is a fantasy game with "steam" and "crystal" as the main style.

In Yi Lin's "cognition", if there are a group of people holding pistols BIUBIUBIU in this style of game, it will instantly become the style of painting in ghost and animal spoof videos.

"But why?"

Yi Lin lowered her head, thinking about the attributes of the revolver, and the wind was messy for a while.

...

two days later.

Two golden lights successively fell on Yi Lin's head.

【congratulations! 】

[The level has been raised to Lv30! 】

[Get the 'God-given point'! 】

"Finally, level 30!"

After Yi Lin left the team, she slowed down her pace instead, and farmed monsters alone in the endless swamp.

The "Tauren family" should be the boss in the setting of the endless swamp. After being assassinated by Yi Lin one by one, and after making the family tidy, Yi Lin never found a more powerful boss in the swamp, nor received any other bosses. Hidden side quests.

This area is completely wiped clean.

"Speaking of which, the design of the 'Tauren family' is very interesting. Not only are the attributes, abilities, and characteristics of each Tauren different, but once they are dragged into battle, they have not killed all the 'Tauren' in the circle within a certain round. , there will be an endless stream of more tauren temporarily joining the circle."

"Furthermore, the attack power of these tauren seems to be very high. If you want to kill the whole family of the 'Tauren family' at the same level, you must arrange the team's skills and concentration reasonably in a very short round. Fire, knock down the tauren wave after wave, and you must balance the ratio of recovery and output."

"There is another method...level crushing. But the level is high, and it doesn't make much sense to brush these tauren."

"The design of this game is really interesting."

Yi Lin felt that she gradually found the fun of this game.

Although he doesn't play turn-based, there seems to be many interesting mechanisms hidden behind the turn-based design.

"Unfortunately, I don't intend to continue to be cheated in the turn-based system."

now.

Yi Lin holds two daggers as thin as cicada's wings respectively. The two daggers are strange in shape and have blood grooves engraved on them. The daggers are full of blood, like flowing blood. " in hand.

As blacksmith Galang said, this divine sword...is blood.

Yi Lin smiled slightly, clapped her palms together, and the question mark sword in both hands strangely fused together, turning back into the original question mark sword.

"I didn't expect that the plasticity of this weapon is so strong. The 'shape change' can be kneaded according to your own preferences. One can be transformed into two, and the enjoyment will be doubled. In this way, when I act alone, I can also There is no need to deliberately look for other weapons, just brush up the bond level of this 'Question Mark Excalibur'."

Thinking of the bonds, Yi Lin also thought of the bond levels marked by the two mother spirits in the "Excalibur" attribute, which gave her a headache.

One is "disgust" and the other is "confusion"...

What the hell?

What's there to hate and be confused about?

Yi Lin has been busy brushing monsters for the past few days, and has not had time to properly connect with the two mother spirits in "Excalibur", which has resulted in her being unable to upgrade her "Bond".

"Forget it, it doesn't look like this will be done in a while."

"Is this a turn-based RPG game? Or is it a development game... Will anyone really play this hodgepodge game?"

After Yi Lin put away the "Question Mark Excalibur", she opened the [God's Gift] panel to see the next growth path.

By the way.

From Lv20 to Lv29's "God-given point", Yi Lin still did not hesitate to add the routes of "knowledge", "attribute", and "knowledge damage" to death.

As for those life-saving skills such as "increasing dodge rate" and "increasing health", Yi Lin resolutely ignored them.

Anyway, he doesn't play turn-based.

...

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

【concentrate】

【Spirit +0.2】

[Agility +0.2]

[Heart rate +2% when equipped with a dagger]

【Knowledge damage +10%】

...

Among them, at Lv25, Yi Lin's god-given panel unlocked a very practical BUFF skill——

【concentrate】

[Type] Active, Combat, Continuous, Map

[Consumption] 50 crystal energy

[Effect] After using it, the "knowledge damage" caused within 4 rounds is increased by 50%. If used in a "non-combat state", the effect of "Concentration" will disappear after the damage is done.

In Yi Lin's view, this is another skill that can be added to combos.

"If this continues, if I expose this combo in front of other 'players'..."

"Coupled with the 'breathing technique' that I somehow mastered, it can greatly reduce the defense of monsters..."

"I'm like this, I'm very suspicious of cheating!"

Whenever Yi Lin thinks of her own method of spawning monsters, she feels quite a headache.

It seems that it can only be low-key to the end.

Moreover, Yi Lin can't guarantee that her method of spawning monsters, which can be called cheating, can continue to spawn rampantly in this world.

If the monster's defense is a thousand times stronger.

If the monster has an AOE attack skill with a super-large-scale map.

Or some monsters have super perception and can pull him out of the "shadow" state...

Although the chances are not high, if these situations happen, Yi Lin will also be in a difficult situation.

"I can only pile up the output to the end. As long as I can kill all the monsters in one shot, they won't have a chance to find me."

"As long as you don't give them a chance, no one can fight back."

"As long as all the monsters are killed in seconds, it is a perfect assassination."

Various thoughts appeared in Yi Lin's mind.

Well, he's a professional assassin, a high-end player.

The god-given panel of Lv30 has an important branch again.

"Skill……?"

Yi Lin stared at the illuminated hexagonal grid for a while, and finally clicked on it.

...

【Feint attack】

[Type] Combat, Active, Continuous

[Consumption] 20 crystal energy

[Effect] After use, it will cause a "0 damage" attack to the target. But for the next 3 rounds, your dodge chance will increase by 80%.

...

Originally, Yi Lin wanted to attack to the end.

We must not "accept".

But what if you encounter the situation you envisioned before and are accidentally pulled into the cheating "turn system"?

Then this skill will come in handy.

And the other branching options don't do much either.

It would be better to choose the [Feint Attack] skill as an extra means of life-saving.

Originally, the knife saw blood, but suddenly a knife with zero damage made the monster look confused. It's pretty good to think about it.

After allocating the god-given points, the god-given bonuses that Yi Lin got were completely different from when she just left Rab Town.

[Heart rate when equipped with a dagger] +21%.

[Knowledge damage increase] +40%.

And the [Properties] panel has become——

【Character】Irin

【Sex: Male

【Age】18

【Level】30

[Experience] 12319191 (0%)

【Occupation】Assassin

【HP】706706

[Crystal energy value] 465465

【Power】4.2

【Agility】5.0 (+0.6)

【Spirit】8.5 (+0.7)

【Will】8.0

【Lucky】2.6

【Charm】1.4

[Talent Skills] Calamity Haunted, Shadow Follows, Shadow Slay, Grasp of Annihilation, Summon Mount Night Dire

[God-given skills] Poisoned Dagger, Poisonous Assassination, Two Swordsmanship, Concentration, Feint Attack

"..."

Except for the "Question Mark Excalibur", which doesn't seem to have a durability setting, he is wearing a tattered leather armor, covered with holes of various sizes. Going on, in this realistic game world, Yi Lin felt that she might end up streaking.

"I don't know if in a harmonious environment, after the equipment explodes, will you leave me a set of underwear?"

Yi Lin quickly finished reading [Attributes], and didn't dare to ponder for too long.

After all, he is still in the endless swamp.

Although his current level of Lv30 is enough to wipe out any monster in this leveling area, he is not even afraid of a certain level of gang fights. But he is awesome, but his equipment is not awesome. If the leather armor suit is completely broken, Yi Lin is equivalent to wearing a bare board with no attributes. If the "Tauren Clan" happens to be refreshed, and the endless stream of Tauren families will be embarrassing, it will also be dangerous for Yi Lin .

Yi Lin's attributes have increased a lot, but her health is still extremely meager, the kind that will shatter when touched.

"Although this extreme way of adding points is very comfortable to play, it is undoubtedly playing tricks on the steel pipe, and if you are not careful, you will rise to the sky in place. If it is not a 'turn-based' game, I really don't want to use this unsafe way of adding points. Way. But there is no way, this kind of god-given direction can perfectly match my innate skills."

"Forget it, if you keep brushing here, your experience will be greatly reduced. It's time to leave here and go to Port Ishta."

"Speaking of..."

Yi Lin suddenly remembered something.

Among his innate skills, it seems that he has a strange [Summon Mount Dire] skill.

I don't know why this skill is so outrageous. It consumes 400 crystal energy points, which is very scary.

Not long ago, Yi Lin just met the conditions for using this skill.

To leave here as quickly as possible, now is the best time to use this skill.

Think here.

Erin smiled slightly.

"Summon... Nightmare!"

Speaking of which, he was somewhat curious and looking forward to what kind of mount this would be.

Just don't be some weird guy.

Accompanied by Yi Lin's movements and the release of skills, behind Yi Lin, countless streamers converged, and streamer cubes appeared out of thin air, forming a crack behind Yi Lin. Countless cubes were reorganized in front of the crack, and a ferocious and domineering figure came across the boundary.

"motorcycle?"

When a motorcycle with a black body and exaggerated shape appeared in front of Yi Lin, Yi Lin suddenly felt that the wind was messy.

First a revolver, now a motorcycle?

What the hell kind of game is this?

Grand Theft Auto?

Just when Yi Lin was about to drive and try out the feel of the new car.

Abrupt sudden change.

Ka Ka Ka...

The motorcycle that appeared out of nowhere was suddenly covered with cracks.

In the cracks, the lights are shining brightly.

The dark and ferocious motorcycle, every part of the body, followed the flashing cracks in a blink of an eye, rotating, decomposing, and reassembling.

"Cybertron, bikers... assemble!"

Yi Lin: "???"

...

Another two days passed.

"Is this Port Ishtar?"

When Yilin finally arrived at the port city where the main mission was located, she was amazed by the exotic scenery in front of her, just like Li Erpang and the others when they first arrived.

Wang Tiandi didn't know how long he waited, and soon after Yi Lin arrived at Ishita Port, he rushed up following Yi Lin's smell.

"Are you the only one who came to welcome me?"

Yi Lin has always felt that Wang Tiandi's identity is somewhat mysterious.

After coming to Ishita Port, it was also Wang Tiandi who found himself first. It should be said that it really deserves to be a dog.

Yi Lin took a closer look, and saw a sharp-edged crystal in Wang Tiandi's mouth.

"Give me?"

Yi Lin was slightly startled, seeing that Emperor Wang didn't refuse, he picked out the sharp-edged crystal from Emperor Wang's teeth.

——[Communication Crystal].

After seeing the properties of the crystal clearly, Yi Lin couldn't help laughing.

I thought it was some kind of treasure, but I didn't expect it to be just a functional crystal for communication.

In [Communication Crystal], the list of other "players" was added in advance.

Isn't it normal for a realistic online game to have an advanced communication function and be able to post emoticons by the way?

Yi Lin felt that this kind of setting was ordinary and had no special features at all.

After one hour.

Yi Lin, Ning You, Li Erpang, Xiao Chuer, Wang Tiandi, four people and one dog, reunited in a tavern in Port Isita.

In the tavern, there are many adventurers who are drinking small wines, sitting around a table, talking freely, talking about life, talking about ideals, talking about the magnificent adventure life.

——Of course, ninety-nine percent of them are bragging.

Bragging is also part of the adventurous life.

Several people sat in the corner.

In order to appear low-key, Yi Lin did not let Wang Tiandi sit at the table. Instead, someone took a clean dog tray, and a meaty bone was thrown into it, and Wang Tiandi squatted on the ground and gnawed.

Wang Tiandi's expression was very displeased, but Gouzi could only bear it silently because of the face of the delicious fleshy bones. Well, the bones are really fragrant, with meat.

"Snapped!"

Li Erpang held his head high and snapped his fingers: "Here are four glasses of Isitaro sparkling wine, uh... by the way, I want an extra large glass, my treat."

Ning You: "Uh, let me invite you."

Xiao Chu'er smiled slightly: "If you don't mind, it's fine if I invite you."

Yi Lin watched the three teammates scrambling to pay the bill, thoughtfully, and smiled: "It seems that you have completed a lot of tasks during the few days I was away."

When Li Erpang heard this, his mouth almost reached his ears, but soon he felt that this expression was a little meng, and quickly used two hands to pull back the corners of his mouth, coughed twice, and said, "Actually, it's not like that." What, nothing. Cough cough, that is to say, I have completed a dozen or so side missions, changed to a suit of equipment and weapons that are not too powerful, and just upgraded a few levels by the way. Actually, it’s not a big problem, just work a little harder. No matter how lucky you are, and how rich the opportunities are, you will catch up soon."

Li Erpang said humbly, squinting his eyes but involuntarily glanced at the tattered leather armor on Yi Lin's body and the low-level dagger at his waist that he hadn't had time to change.

Before entering the city, Yi Lin had already put away the "Excalibur".

Moreover, Nie Hongxiu and Bai Xiaoyi's painting style is so weird, in order to avoid being too high-profile, Yi Lin is even more reluctant to release the two mother spirits. So Yi Lin also simply equipped the two small daggers bought from Moonlight Forest Village, looking low-key and calm. But this kind of low-key, on the contrary, made Li Erpang mistakenly think that Yi Lin has been miserable these days, and he felt sympathetic.

Dog mate.

Yi Lin smiled even more.

Li Erpang talked endlessly about his high-end experience in the past few days.

Port Ishtar is indeed a treasure trove of side quests.

According to what Li Erpang said, before Yi Lin came, he had dug up more than a dozen side quests in the city. Although none of them were too rare quests, it was better to be safe! Just running errands, delivering letters, catching rapes, finding a spouse, solving puzzles, caressing, and so on, all kinds of experience rewards have been accumulated, and he has rushed to Lv26 without killing a single monster.

After pulling Yi Lin back into the team, Ning You looked at Yi Lin's HP, thoughtfully, and asked, "Brother Yi Lin, your HP... is a bit thin."

Yi Lin chuckled when she heard this, "Assassin. I'm an assassin."

Li Erpang waved his hands, and said in an arrogant tone: "I'm afraid! I'm a man who can withstand tons of injuries! Thin-skinned, it doesn't matter, Fatty, I will stand in front of you, and you won't die if you keep it! It's a pity, if you do it again! One who can milk, I will be invincible in the world."

After finishing speaking, Li Erpang raised his head, gently shook the cheap sparkling wine in the glass, his expression was full of emptiness, loneliness, and coldness, and he sighed: "I have an illusion that I seem to be invincible."

Ning You: "..."

Xiao Chuer: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

Li Erpang: "Oh, that's wrong? Why don't you let me be more confident and let me remove the word 'illusion'?"

The corners of Xiao Chuer's eyes twitched slightly: "Because, this is your illusion, okay?"

Ning You hesitated for a while, as if he had something to say, but he wanted to stop. But after hesitating, he still couldn't help looking at Yi Lin, and asked, "Brother Yi Lin, with all due respect, how many levels are you now...?"

A touch of "embarrassment" appeared on Yi Lin's face, and he quickly swiped his index finger down in front of him, and a player attribute panel that only he could see appeared in the void. Yi Lin looked straight at the "Lv30" part in [Attributes], and shook her head: "Me too, Lv23."

Xiao Chu'er's expression remained unchanged, she pursed her lips, and took a sip of sparkling wine to conceal the subtle changes in her expression.

Ning You lowered his head and muttered to himself: "I shouldn't..."

Li Erpang asked: "Why shouldn't it be?"

Ning You consciously made a slip of the tongue, but he quickly answered mellowly: "No, I mean, it's no wonder Brother Yi Lin's health is so weak. Even the assassin profession, under the turn-based mechanism, shouldn't have That low life value is right. It turned out that the leveling was delayed by the task, and the level was a little lower."

Li Erpang tried his best to hold back his laughter, very hard, very hard.

He always had the illusion that if he was too embarrassing in front of this guy, something bad might happen to him.

"Pfft~"

Li Erpang's fat butt lifted slightly.

Like being jacked up by a fart.

Li Erpang patted Yi Lin's shoulder and coughed twice: "It's okay, assassin, just be responsible for opening monsters. To be honest, we didn't expect you to have a high output... Hahahaha...cough cough, I wasn't laughing, really not."

Yi Lin glanced at Li Erpang expressionlessly.

For some reason, he suddenly had the urge to slap the little fat man to death.

——He really deserves a beating.

Ke Yilin still held back.

It's just a game, so there's no need to worry about it.

Several people were sharing their experiences and drinking happily.

Wang Tiandi was still gnawing on the bone excitedly, and soon, the hard bone of a certain monster had become a piece of broken bone. Wang Tiandi even grabbed one of the sharp bones and picked his teeth leisurely, very happy.

Seeing that these teammates never mentioned "a certain matter", Yi Lin smiled slightly and took the initiative to ask: "Hehe, I think, as elite players, it's impossible for you not to go to that place?"

After a pause, Yi Lin didn't continue to argue, and said straightforwardly and straight to the point: "Holy See Branch, High Priest Jill."

The three teammates fell silent for an instant.

Knock, knock, knock.

Yi Lin bent her index finger and tapped on the table, squinting her eyes and smiling kindly.

"I think, as elite players, you must, must, and can't, no information about the main mission, right?"

Li Erpang whistled, took a sip of sparkling wine, and raised his hand: "Hey! Give me another glass! Oh no, two glasses!"

Wang Tiandi flicked his tail.

Xiao Chuer and Ning You looked at each other.

After a moment of silence.

Ning You raised his eyelids and said slowly, "Let me talk about this matter."

...

In fact, it looks very long. After finishing speaking, it only takes a few minutes.

Not as Yi Lin expected.

These dog teammates agreed at the beginning to wait for him to arrive at Ishita Port before completing the main mission together.

They agreed to be together, but they didn't expect that the next day, everyone would sneak to the Holy See branch one after another and meet the legendary "Priest Jill".

The current goal of the main mission...completed.

When Priest Jill heard that they were "brave men", after following the prophecy and verifying the soles of each of their feet, he showed enough shock and surprise.

It was at that time that Ning You and Xiao Chu'er realized that the dog teammate with a wretched expression also had a miniature "triangle" symbol on the sole of his foot.

The real main character's pet.

Naturally, they didn't believe that this dog was an apostle, or a "player" playing games with a headset.

Except that the protagonist's pet has a special plot identity, there is no reason to explain the dog's identity background.

If it is said that before Gouzi's identity is confirmed, Ning You still has some doubts about the proposition "Yi Lin is the protagonist". After Gouzi's identity as a "brave" is confirmed, Yi Lin, the hero, and the protagonist are all confirmed. 100% water-free.

Even pets are "braves", so who is the owner?

The brave of the brave?

King of Braves?

Yongying?

In short...not ordinary people.

But after the main task was completed, embarrassing things also came.

After the great priest Jill understood, understood, understood, and confirmed the identity of the "brave" of three people and one dog, he did not announce the main task goal of the next link. On the contrary, in the past few days, they have been given a bunch of side quests in a mess. It also faintly reveals a certain meaning: You are not ready yet, and it is not yet time to do the main line.

Now that Ning You had told the truth, Li Erpang didn't hide it anymore.

Two glasses of sparkling wine were newly ordered, and Li Erpang poured them into his mouth like drinking happy fat house water.

"Ah—boo! Actually, there's nothing wrong with brushing the branch line. Take the task that Jill sent to me yesterday, [Isita Port Travel Guide], which is said to be 108 special missions in Isita Port. Complete the check-in task at the location, and you will get an invincible artifact of fried chicken with only 49 pieces in the whole game——"Excalibur", how dare you believe it? I have to clock in in order, Fatty, my legs are about to break."

Ning You: "Ahem, I have a 'collection card', find a specific 320 people to stamp and like it, and you can get a 'Excalibur'... The most outrageous thing is that I asked it again in the NPC , there are a few NPCs among them, who belong to the kind of 'non-fixed NPCs' that appear only one or two days a year. This task, I guess, is an epic task that can only be completed in units of 'years'."

Xiao Chu'er had a weird expression, and said slowly: "You guys are too??? Jill Da... The task given by the priest to my mother is to find 200 different 'pentagram' patterns in various buildings in Ishita Port. After searching for more than 20 hours without sleep, I only found 45, and I almost vomited! I feel that I am not playing an RPG, but playing 'Let's find fault'!"

Wang Tiandi: "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof..."

The dog also seemed to be complaining about something.

Unfortunately, no one can understand.

Barked for a long time, said a lonely.

Yi Lin: "..."

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