I Really Don’t Want To Be a Natural Disaster

Chapter 353 This Game Is Wrong! (Two in One)

At the beginning, everyone agreed that before Yi Lin arrived, she would not go to Jill to pick up the main line for the time being.

Unexpectedly, Li Erpang, Xiao Chuer, and Ning You all sneaked around the Holy See branch.

Perhaps because of guilt, or perhaps for other reasons, everyone did not tell others what branch they had received before. Now taking the opportunity to tell the truth, they complained endlessly about the pitfalls of this side quest, with a rush of "I accidentally got on a thief ship".

Wang Tiandi barked at his feet.

It seems that this dog teammate has also received a slightly tricky task, otherwise he would not have shown such an expression.

But although several teammates complained that the task was difficult, in fact, they did it without hesitation.

It had been a few days since they arrived in Ishita Port, and from their respective intelligence channels, they learned that in this game, there was a kind of "top equipment" - Excalibur.

Running errands, punching cards, finding faults, and clicking likes, you can get a top-notch weapon without taking any risks. What is there to complain about?

Isn't it much safer than going to brush a powerful BOSS?

Although troublesome, as long as it is a task, there is always a time when it can be completed. For such a boring task, according to the rule that the task reward is proportional to the task difficulty, it should be possible to obtain the legendary "Excalibur" in the end.

"Really?"

Yi Lin frowned slightly. After hearing what his teammates had said, he didn't feel envious in the slightest.

——After all, he already has the "Excalibur".

And it smells good too.

Therefore, in the small team of "braves, dogs, and friends", Yi Lin's views on these side tasks are the clearest.

Father, like son.

Yi Lin habitually picked at the "dead skin" on her forehead, lost in thought.

Seeing Yi Lin's serious expression, Li Erpang thought that Yi Lin's expression was distorted due to envy, so he chuckled, "can't help it" and comforted: "I said brother~~~ You don't have to be discouraged, this' god The branch line of the sword mission should be for those who see it. Although we are a few days ahead, in case, maybe, maybe, there is a possibility,

How about an easier task? "

This shameless fat man.

According to the rules of character setting in RPG games, there must be a cheat beside the protagonist.

It's bloody.

Ning You was thinking about it, contemptuous in his heart, and the corners of his eyes twitched slightly, but he didn't break it, smiled, and said: "What the fat brother said is reasonable, when we asked the priest Jill to accept the task, there was no one who accepted the task. Restrictions, this should be a mission that every 'player' can take on. Now that you, Brother Yilin, are here, I think we can also complete the main mission by the way."

Yi Lin: "..."

Seeing that Yi Lin was still depressed, Xiao Chu'er brushed a strand of soft hair behind her ear, and said in a low voice, "Yes, yes, it's okay, you are the leader... the captain of the team, anyway, this 'Excalibur branch' 'It won't work out for a while. We can push the main line and work on this branch line at the same time, and that's fine too."

When Li Erpang heard this, he became angry.

He slammed the table: "Hey, wait a minute, when did our team decide on the captain? According to the rules, isn't the main tank the captain? You, you don't talk about routines!"

"you……"

When the little friends said something to each other and the dog kept barking, Yi Lin didn't interrupt.

But when they finished talking, Yi Lin scratched her head, her eyes were slightly cold, and she said slowly: "How many days ago did you accept this task?"

Li Erpang: "Three days ago."

Ning You: "Four days ago."

Xiao Chuer: "..., three days ago."

Emperor Wang: "Wang, Wang, Wang."

Li Erpang pointed at Ning You sharply: "Didn't you suggest not to do the main line first! Why did you go to Priest Jill first!"

"Uh... accidentally, passing by, passing by, passing by."

Yi Lin waved her hand to end the dispute among her teammates: "That is to say, you have been tossing about these branches for the past few days?"

The others didn't understand what Yi Lin meant by asking these questions, they looked at each other for a while, and nodded in unison.

Yi Lin continued to ask: "After you took these branch lines, has anyone seen Priest Jill?"

Li Erpang muttered in a low voice: "I guess they're all busy with the sidelines! Who the fuck is too busy to find Jill? Isn't it good to clear the missions?"

Ning You suddenly focused his eyes, and blurted out: "Did Brother Yi Lin discover anything?"

"It's not a discovery. I just find it strange that although we don't have all the memories of 'reality'. But since we exist here, it means that this game is not a 'stand-alone game', it is more likely an 'online game' .”

When Xiao Chu'er heard the words, she suddenly remembered something, her pupils shrank, and she lost her voice: "Wait, is it... no, how is it possible?"

Without waiting for Yi Lin to express his thoughts, Ning You also thought of one of the suspicious points after Yi Lin reminded him: "Yes, I almost forgot, the setting of this trial... game is a game where players are An online game trapped in the game world'. Since the game itself is an online game, as the top 49 weapons in the game, the 'Excalibur', the difficulty of this 'time can be completed sooner or later' task is too low."

Xiao Chuer shook her head with a solemn expression: "No, what's even more strange is the threshold of the mission. When I accepted the mission, there was no level, equipment, or other rigid strength requirements. At that time, the priest Jill gave me It feels as if anyone can receive the task as long as they are individuals.”

Ning You suddenly lowered his head, looked at the dog lying on the ground, with a strange expression: "Maybe, it's okay if you're not a human..."

The more Li Erpang listened, the more puzzled he became, his heart was filled with question marks, and he quickly asked: "Wait, what are you talking about? Can you say something that normal people can understand? You chatting like this will make Fatty and I feel awkward." It's an illusion of being crushed in terms of IQ! Can you still have a good chat?"

In fact, including the dog, everyone wants to tell Li Erpang to be more confident and get rid of the word "illusion" in his words.

But now they don't think so.

Because after Yi Lin reminded, everyone noticed the violation in this side mission.

Yi Lin ignored Li Erpang, whose IQ had collapsed, and continued to analyze: "Assuming this 'game', millions of people may not have it, but it can accommodate 100,000 players, it should be okay? Even if the game setting is too abnormal , This game is extremely popular, everyone should have it? A game that accommodates tens of thousands of 'players', the threshold for obtaining top-level weapons...isn't it too low?"

"This, but in the setting, there are only 49 top-level equipment in the game."

Xiao Chu'er thought of a possibility, but even she didn't quite believe it when she said it: "Is there something tricky about this NPC? The kind that only tricks players? It's unnecessary, right? What's the purpose?"

Ning You's tone was concentrated, and he shook his head: "What you said is really possible. This game is a bit weird. In turn-based games, there is no resurrection point. It can dissuade 99% of the players. Thinking about it this way, even if there is a ghost setting like 'The Great Priest Jill is actually the devil's minion', I can accept it."

"Wait..." Xiao Chu'er suddenly remembered something: "When you were accepting the mission, did Priest Jill record your 'communication crystal' on purpose, and said that we would use the 'communication crystal' immediately after all of us were assembled?" Crystal 'contacted him? Said there were special rewards and the like."

Yi Lin's action of picking dead skin suddenly stopped, and she frowned and said, "Is there such a thing?"

Ning You nodded: "Indeed, there was. I also thought it was a bit weird at the time, but because he quickly released the 'Excalibur Mission', I didn't think much about it. Speaking of it now, it is indeed a bit weird. Combining all these clues , I feel like..."

Yi Lin suddenly put her hand down from her forehead, and chuckled softly: "I see. From this point of view, there is indeed something wrong with the great priest Jill. He released these side missions, all of which are to kill time in Ishita Port. It doesn't have any real meaning. Rather than giving away equipment and experience, it's better to say it's... try your best to keep 'you' in the city and don't leave."

Xiao Chu'er muttered to herself: "No way? Even NPCs have problems? Isn't this game too bad? It really deserves to be..."

Xiao Chu'er didn't continue speaking, and stopped abruptly.

But Ningyou and Xiao Chuer are both "apostles", even if Xiao Chuer only half-spoken, he understands.

——Even NPCs can cheat players, it really deserves to be a "trial"!

Perhaps, this is the difficulty that the trial should have!

After figuring out the key point, Ning You also smiled: "Fortunately, Brother Yi Lin was quick-witted and detected it in time. It seems that the main mission of this game is not as simple as it seems on the surface. It is very likely that the great priest Jill is Something like a 'game villain' who, for some 'purpose or reason,' has side quests to trap us in Port Ishtar."

After a pause, Ning You continued to analyze: "According to this 'assumption', the purpose of him keeping us in the city with the 'Excalibur side mission' is to wait for Brother Yi Lin to appear, so that we can be wiped out. It’s terrifying to think about it carefully! Maybe this is also part of the 'plot' itself. Hehe, this 'game' is getting more and more interesting."

There was one thing he didn't actually say.

You have to wait for the "protagonist Yi Lin" to arrive before you even catch them all. Should it be said that it is really worthy of the card that the protagonist should have?

Xiao Chuer also laughed out loud, with a sense of calmness and calmness in her smile: "So, since he needs us to take the initiative to contact him, he can confirm that we are 'all people', which means that the villain's eyeliner is also It has not reached the point of 'omniscient'. Using this information gap, we may be able to fight back and go further into the plot."

Ning You: "Hey."

Xiao Chuer: "Hee hee."

Gouzi smiled evilly.

Yi Lin smiled slightly.

After the three people and one dog figured everything out, they all laughed at the same time.

"I, I, I have something to say, I don't know if I should say it or not..."

Just when three people and one dog gathered together, laughing sinisterly. A fleshy palm was raised weakly.

With a guilty expression on his face, Li Erpang shook his head, and said in a low voice, "Before entering the tavern, I have already sent the news of 'Yilin's here' to Da Jier..."

suddenly,

Three people and one dog, the smiles were completely frozen.

at the same time.

Nobody noticed.

outside the port.

The other side of the sea of ​​clouds.

The black shadows of airships covering the sky and the sun are approaching quietly, braving billowing black smoke.

...

...

Four people and one dog used the fastest speed, after paying the bill, they left the tavern.

The little fat man knew he was in the wrong, so he didn't dare to speak coquettishly along the way, let alone fight for the position of "captain".

Seeing that other people, including the dog, didn't bother him, Li Erpang finally couldn't hold back, and said with a sad face: "How can I guess that NPCs can cheat people? This is not the way a normal game should be played at all, okay?" Okay? It's normal for elite players to have inertial thinking and be tricked, okay?"

Along the streets, the shops are thriving inside and outside, and the crowds are bustling, nothing unusual can be seen.

But the more Yi Lin thought about it, the more wrong she became.

When I heard this, there were too many tricks, so much that Yi Lin would not be able to sum it up in a while.

This game is very wrong.

Now it seems that he was able to accept the "main mission", and it was also the guidance of the old priest in the small Holy See in Rab Town, Novice Village. It was the priest who released the main mission of "Finding Priest Jill".

What Yi Lin can't figure out at the moment is whether the weirdness of the Great Priest Jill is part of the "main storyline", or is there something wrong with the NPC just like "players are trapped in the game and can't get out".

According to Yi Lin's "cognition", when artificial intelligence is created, it must be implanted with the deepest and irreversible laws, otherwise it is easy to cause accidents.

Yi Lin recalled that in the moonlight forest, there were villagers who had guarded the village for generations.

And the tragic wolf king who pushed up the scarred chrysanthemum in order to protect his pregnant belly.

"Is this really just a game?"

Yi Lin thought.

Once again, he had doubts about the nature of this "game world".

Xiao Chu'er saw that Yi Lin's face was slumped, and she was only focused on going on her way, ignoring Li Erpang who blamed herself, so she ran and softly smoothed things over: "It's really not his fault, it can only be blamed... NPCs will cheat players, This setting is too outrageous, if Brother Yi Lin hadn’t reminded him, everyone would have fallen for it.”

Although Ning You remained silent.

But he also felt a little outrageous.

Originally, the apostles were sinister enough, but this could trap two sinister apostles. How intelligent is the NPC here?

You must know that the computing power of artificial intelligence must be much higher than that of the human brain. If all the NPCs in this world were doing this, this trial would be too scary. This game cannot be regarded as a pure game world at all.

When four people and one dog were on their way.

Ning You gently tugged at Xiao Chuer.

Xiao Chu'er understood, deliberately ran a few steps slower, and together with Ning You, fell behind the team.

Li Erpang buried himself in catching up.

Because they were so preoccupied, they didn't seem to notice Ning You and Xiao Chu'er who were faintly falling behind.

Ning You glanced over with a look of "you understand", and lowered his voice so low that only two people could hear him: "Could it be Li..."

Needless to say the words too clearly.

But Xiao Chu'er already understood.

They all thought of the handsome sculpture on the square at the gate of the Holy See.

"It can only be for this reason. From this point of view, we follow the line of 'protagonist' closely, but we lag behind in the construction of other forces."

Xiao Chuer nodded with a heavy expression.

In fact, this is the biggest reason why they feel the situation is grim.

No matter how bad the NPC is, how bad the protagonist team is, or how bad the game mechanism is, as apostles, Ning You and Xiao Chuer are one dimension higher than them, so they are naturally not afraid.

But if there are "apostles" disrupting the situation in this mission, this method would be too outrageous.

Even the "Holy See forces" who have a pivotal background in the game camp can be mobilized. This is so deeply involved in the plot that it is simply terrifying.

"It seems that it doesn't matter that we have opportunities, some people are not bad."

"I didn't expect that my idol is also..."

Xiao Chuer's expression was gloomy.

The corner of Ning You's mouth twitched: "When it comes to the trial, you must not be soft-handed, even if..."

Xiao Chu'er shook her head: "Oh, it's hard to say, who made you not as handsome as him?"

"..."

While each was thinking about it, several people had already arrived at the square in front of the Holy See.

The statue of that handsome and gorgeous young man is like a firefly in the dark night and a bright light in the lonely sea, so dazzling and eye-catching.

The eyes of Yi Lin, Wang Tiandi, and Li Erpang were involuntarily drawn to them.

In fact, handsome is not necessarily very handsome, but the expression of the statue is too coquettish, and it is difficult for people not to pay attention.

Wang Tiandi looked contemptuous.

Li Erpang and Yi Lin frowned.

For some reason, they felt as if they had seen that flamboyant face before.

Ning You stepped forward quickly.

He and Xiao Chu'er had already finished their private chat, and they were paying close attention to the actions of the "protagonist group".

After all, this is a very important plot change that cannot be ignored.

"What's wrong?"

Ning You noticed the subtle changes in the expressions of Yi Lin and Li Erpang, and asked.

Li Erpang spoke bluntly, without hiding anything, and subconsciously said, "For some reason, Fatty, I always have the urge to smash this statue."

Yi Lin nodded: "Well, I also think that this statue looks like it deserves a beating."

Ning You: "..."

Xiao Chuer looked around: "Have you noticed that the Holy See army in this square seems to have disappeared?"

Yi Lin asked, "There were many Holy See troops here before?"

Ning You nodded: "That's right."

Yi Lin thought about it.

Except for Yi Lin, who came here for the first time, when the others were doing branch lines, they were very familiar with most of the area of ​​Ishita Port.

In retrospect, there is another point that is very strange. The "Excalibur branch quest" the three of them received, whether it was checking in, finding fault, or finding NPCs to collect praises, seemed to avoid this area.

As a result, when they came now, they noticed something was wrong.

Even though the saucy statue looked like it needed a beating, Yi Lin didn't pay much attention to it, and quickened her pace to see the towering snow-white building.

——"Gaia Holy See Branch".

This can be called the landmark existence of Port Isita, and it is still the same as before, exuding a sacred and solemn atmosphere, as if shining. On the top of the building, seven huge crystals float out of thin air, exuding soft white light. The seven crystals are connected by a complex circuit, which seems to carry some kind of mystery.

Yi Lin looked up, and a thought flashed in her mind.

I don't know if it's worth knocking it down...is it worth the money?

As soon as this idea flashed across, Yi Lin went straight to the door of the Holy See branch.

The door of the Holy See branch is made of high-grade wood, which looks very valuable, Yi Lin pushed it hard...but it didn't open.

"let me!"

Li Erpang knew he was wrong, so he squinted his eyes and rushed forward, picked up the one-handed hammer, and angrily slammed on the door.

"Open the door for the fat man! Fuck! Your uncle! Open the door quickly! Open the door!"

bang bang bang—

Li Erpang was so angry that he couldn't care less about offending the so-called NPC.

But even though the door slammed, no one came out.

After a moment of silence, Yi Lin took out a dagger bought in a store without warning, and stabbed at the door.

【-10】

A number popped up on the door.

Immediately afterwards.

A blood bar appeared in front of several people.

Ning You, Xiao Chuer, Li Erpang, and Wang Tiandi were taken aback by the sudden damage figures and health bars.

Li Erpang: "How dare a door show blood in front of players? So arrogant?"

But soon, they reacted one after another.

This door... can actually be poked!

How could the scene be destroyed like this?

So there is such a mechanism?

So... what are you waiting for?

Once the blood bar is on, even if it is a building...

Hammer!

Li Erpang directly picked up the hammer and hammered on the door frantically.

【-11】

【-15】

【-16】

Although Li Erpang did not take the output route, his weapon was also changed in Ishita Port for a round, and the output was slightly higher than Yi Lin's "Drawing Level A".

Ning You, Xiao Chuer, and Wang Tiandi saw that Li Erpang and Yi Lin had started to attack the building, and there was no way out. They each took out their weapons, equiped them, and stabbed them to death at the 【Holy See Branch Gate】.

Clap clap clap clap!

Strangely, their attacks did not enter a "turn-based" state. Except for Yi Lin, the others finally had a good experience of the thrill of real-time combat in the turn-based game.

Cool!

The blood bar of the door drops rapidly...

But still a bit slow...

Until Yi Lin quietly threw a [Poison Tempering Dagger] towards this door.

The door instantly turned green.

Yi Lin kindly reminded: "Skills can be used!"

When the others heard the words, they suddenly realized.

The teammates wondered how Yi Lin thought of such an outrageous operation of throwing a skill at a door, but in the tense atmosphere right now, the other people and the dog didn't talk nonsense, and they seemed to regard this ordinary door as a wild boss. Swipe, skills, level A, and throw it on the door regardless of the cost.

The health bar of the door drops faster!

After a few minutes.

The gate that had stood in Ishita Port for an unknown number of years suddenly collapsed, and four people entered in a single file, killing them.

When the brave team hammered the door, there were already many civilians in the Port of Ishta who noticed their "rebellious" behavior.

It can be seen that several people are vicious and vicious, and the visitors are not kind, and they dare not step forward to stop them. The civilians found it strange that there were no guards from the Holy See Army patrolling the square today, and no one came out to stop such outrageous things.

Li Erpang took this action as killing monsters.

After breaking the door, even the shield was in front of him. With the shield in the main hand and the hammer in the deputy hand, they rushed in with arrogance and arrogance, and the fat one took the lead.

Yi Lin took a few steps back habitually, hiding at the end of the line.

But when they entered, they were immediately stunned.

I remember the last time I came here, there were all kinds of pious "god believers". The priest Jill stood under the goddess statue, bathed in light, with a kind face... What impressed Li Erpang the most was , There were originally many girls wrapped in nun clothes here, those little buttocks... tsk tsk.

But now, it's all gone!

Whether it's a big Gil, or a young nun, or a believer, it's gone!

Ning You, Xiao Chu'er, and Li Erpang instantly believed, affirmed, and firmly believed that this time...they really cheated the NPC!

How could a dignified NPC leave his scope of practice?

This game... is unscientific!

How could there be such an unprofessional NPC!

"Fuck! What's going on?"

Li Erpang was dumbfounded.

Ning You quickly calmed himself down.

If "he" was really in the way of this accident, and his involvement in the plot is deep enough to influence the NPC's movements...

"Not good! Hurry up! Get out of the city!"

Ning You shrank his pupils and said loudly.

Xiao Chuer obviously thought of the same place as Ning You, and when Ning You reminded her, she had put away her small leather whip, moved quickly, and ran out of the church one step ahead.

And at this moment.

When the four people and one dog were just about to leave the church.

In the distance, in the sky, a bright light instantly hurt everyone's eyes.

"boom!!!!!"

A terrifying laser fell from the sky and swept across from a distance.

In the blink of an eye, where the laser pointed, the flames of the explosion rose into the sky.

The high temperature and heat wave came suddenly, and the eyes of four people and one dog were blinded by the light, and they were temporarily blinded.

The hairs of Yi Lin, Li Erpang, Ning You, Xiao Chu'er, and Wang Tiandi's dog's head were all blown to the back of their heads.

Four people and one dog, with a dazed look on their faces.

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