Chapter 63 Robot Little Peach
Chapter 63 Robot Little Peach
[Overtime promotion: "Congratulations, Mr. Chen! Your followers have broken through the 50,000 mark!"]
Seeing this wechat message, Chen Yu was shocked and completely relieved of sleepiness.
【Chen Yu: "When will the reward be sent?"】
[Overtime promotion: "Can you accept your current situation? If possible, I will send it to you."]
【Chen Yu: "Yes, yes! Absolutely!"】
[Transdimensional Promotion: "Are you sure?"]
【Chen Yu: "Fat! What is there to be sure about?"】
[Transdimensional promotion: "Okay, I'm sending it to you, please pay attention to receiving it."]
Following this message, a space-time wormhole much larger than before suddenly appeared in the bedroom!
"thump!"
The huge white box fell heavily, sending dust everywhere, making the windows buzz.
A big hole was smashed into the floor neatly.
Chen Yu: "..."
【Chen Yu: "What the hell are you ruining my floor?!"】
[Overtime promotion: "I have reminded you repeatedly, asking if you can accept it."]
【Chen Yu: "But you didn't say you would smash my floor?!"】
[Overtime promotion: "I have reminded you repeatedly, asking if you can accept it."]
【Chen Yu: "Did you do it on purpose?"】
[Transdimensional promotion: "(smile)"]
Pressing the screen hard to exit WeChat, Chen Yu sighed after a long while of sadness and joy in his heart.
"I can only hide it from my parents and find someone to repair the floor..."
Walking to the big white box, Chen Yu tore off the seal, lifted the lid, and looked at the blue metal box with a sense of technology inside. The irritability caused by the damaged floor was quickly replaced by excitement and joy.
"My girlfriend..."
Rubbing his palms, Chen Yu didn't know what to think, and his rare old blushed.
"This should be the button."
After glancing anxiously, he found the transparent button directly above the blue metal box and pressed it hard.
"Beep—"
Accompanied by a crisp electronic synthesis sound, the front cover of the blue metal box slowly slides to the left.
"Hiss hiss!"
Bursts of white mist sprayed in all directions, and the gap between the box cover and the box body became wider and wider, gradually revealing the figure inside...
"Come out, my treasure...?!"
Seeing the clearer figure in the box, Chen Yu's expression changed from excitement, to shyness, to bewilderment, to astonishment, and then to fear...
This "love partner simulation robot" turned out to be a muscular two-meter-strong man!
"Shua!"
The strong man opened his eyes sharply, staring at Chen Yu with a pair of black pupils, his muscles squirmed, and his mouth opened and closed: "Hello! Mr. Chen Yu, I am your love partner simulation robot. Let's start a wonderful love Bar."
Chen Yu: "...Where is my knife?"
"What are you looking for? Do you need my help?" The robot straightened up and said in standard Mandarin.
"You wait first."
Turning around, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and typed quickly.
【Chen Yu: "Come out."】
[Transdimensional promotion: "Mr. Chen, are you satisfied with this love partner simulation robot?"]
【Chen Yu: "I'm so satisfied with a hammer! Why is it a man? Fuck?!"]
【Transdimensional promotion: "You didn't emphasize gender?"】
【Chen Yu: "They're all fucking love robots! Do you need to emphasize this gender?! Are you mentally retarded?!"]
[Transdimensional promotion: "Love robots are not reproductive robots, why should you care about gender?"】
【Chen Yu: "I'm really really really curious about the culture of your future people."】
[Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, don't care about gender. If you like women, there are replaceable accessories in the package, you can match them as you like."】
【Chen Yu: "...I...you're going to lose me."】
"Hello, Mr. Chen. Let me introduce myself. My name is Xiao Taohong. Do you need me to clean up the housework for you?" At this time, the simulated robot in the box moved flexibly behind Chen Yu and said "gently".
"Get out!" Chen Yu turned his head and pointed to the blue metal box: "Go back and lie down, pretending it's not opened."
"OK."
【Chen Yu: "Change! I want to change!"】
[Overtime promotion: "The product is delivered, and it cannot be returned or exchanged normally."]
【Chen Yu: "I don't care! This is a mistake in your work! It must be changed!"】
【Transdimensional promotion: "Mr. Chen, are you very dissatisfied with this product?"】
【Chen Yu: "Not satisfied!! I want to change!!!"】
[Overtime promotion: "Large space-time wormholes cannot be opened frequently. If you want to replace them, we can only deliver them to you in three days."]
【Chen Yu: "Three months will be fine, hurry up and take this titan away."】
[Overtime promotion: "Are you sure you want to change? Think again. Little Taohong will be sad."]
【Chen Yu: "Fuck his grandma's Little Peach Red! If it doesn't go away, I will turn into Little Juhong. Change it!"】
[Transdimensional promotion: "Okay. This will open the space-time wormhole for you, please put the love partner robot and robot sleep box into the wormhole."]
Putting down his phone, Chen Yu walked to the blue metal box and looked at Xiao Taohong.
Xiao Taohong also looked at Chen Yu, her pectoralis major muscle was shaking...
"Mr. Chen, are you going to abandon me?"
"I'm not abandoning you, I'm begging you to let me go."
"Is it because I'm male?" Xiao Taohong looked aggrieved.
"No, no, no." Chen Yu waved his hands again and again: "It's my fault that I don't belong to women. You go, you won't be happy with me."
"Oh." Xiao Taohong sighed heavily, and closed her eyes: "I hope we will meet again. Goodbye."
Chen Yu stretched out his hand to push the box, and did not move at all: "Brother, you will sleep later, help me put the box into the wormhole, and then go in by yourself..."
...
Gently, Little Taohong left.
It's not as good as it comes vigorously.
Flick a muscle, leaving only the dented floor...
Sitting at the desk, Chen Yu picked up the phone with his thumb flying.
【Chen Yu: "In?"】
[Overtime promotion: "[Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here at the moment, please contact me after burning."]
[Transdimensional promotion: "Later."]
【Chen Yu: "..."】
【Overtime promotion: "Do you have any questions?"】
【Chen Yu: "Sent away, did you receive it?"】
【Overtime Promotion: "Got it."】
[Chen Yu: "This reward is very important to me, so I have to intervene in person. Before express delivery, show me the appearance and figure of the robot."]
[Overtime Promotion: "Okay."]
After the message fell, the other party immediately sent ten photos.
Chen Yu felt cold all over after only one glance.
【Chen Yu: "I knew it! I knew you would cheat me! Is this all Qiao Biluo?"】
[Overtime promotion: "Qiao Biluo? Who is that?"]
【Chen Yu: "I want beautiful women! Big beautiful women! No tanks!"】
[Transdimensional promotion: "Aren't these simulation robots beautiful?"]
【Chen Yu: "...do you have any misunderstanding about the word beauty?"】
[Transdimensional promotion: "It is beautiful for men to be strong and tall, and it is beautiful for women to be plump and fair."]
Chen Yu didn't beep with the other party too much, and directly sent a photo of the school flower that he had secretly collected.
【Chen Yu: "That's what I want."】
[Overtime promotion: "I don't agree with this kind of aesthetics. Ancient people, it's too scary."]
【Chen Yu: "You people in the future are not only scary, but also pitiful."】