Chapter 69 I'm Really Not Strong...
Chapter 69 I'm Really Not Strong...
"Your dislocation is a bit serious, so don't move around after it's connected to you."
In the Second People's Hospital of Jinzhou City, the old orthopedic doctor put a fracture sling on Chen Yu: "How did you do it? Did you fight with someone?"
"And the machine." Chen Yu was still angry.
"I prescribed these two medicines for you, take them on time, and come back to me for a review in a week."
"Okay, thank you doctor."
"Let's go." The old doctor waved his hand: "Students should study hard, what is it like to fight and goof around?"
On the next floor, after walking out of the gate of the Second Hospital, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone with a dark face, and sent a message to the salesman of the Chaos Time Promotion Company.
【Chen Yu: "Can that simulation robot be recycled?"】
[Transdimensional promotion: "Mr. Chen, what are you going to do? Artificial intelligence is different from other high-tech products, and it is not allowed to be recycled. But it can be replaced."]
【Chen Yu: "After the replacement, it's still Xiao Taohong, right?"】
[Overtime promotion: "This is for sure. Accessories and bodies can be replaced, but artificial intelligence cannot be replaced, otherwise it will violate Article 19 of Chapter 1 of the Law on the Protection of the Rights and Interests of Artificial Intelligence."]
【Chen Yu: "But Xiao Taohong is a cheater, do you know?! I will be killed by it!"】
[Transdimensional promotion: "Mr. Chen, you can teach it. From the perspective of carbon-based organisms, Little Taohong is just a newborn baby. It can learn from you."]
【Chen Yu: "Learn from me? Then don't I die faster?"】
【Transdimensional promotion: "In fact, Mr. Chen, you still have advantages."】
【Chen Yu: "What advantages?"】
【Transdimensional promotion: "Self-knowledge."】
【Chen Yu: "... If I want to complain to you, what steps should I take?"】
[Overtime promotion: "Live to 4552 when the overtime promotion company was established, and complained to the opinion handling department of the overtime promotion headquarters in Kuiper. My job number is 23333."]
"well."
Sighing, Chen Yu's mood got worse, he turned off his phone and walked towards his home.
Along the way, the optically invisible watch kept vibrating to remind someone to follow, but Chen Yu didn't care. He is used to it.
When I got home, as soon as I opened the anti-theft door, billowing black smoke rushed in!
Chen Yu was startled, thinking it was a fire at home, he crawled into the source of the smoke - the kitchen, and saw Xiao Taohong was holding a pot in her left hand and a shovel in her right, frantically stir-frying.
Even the iron shovel was bent.
Walking forward step by step, Chen Yu sized Xiao Taohong up and down: "Where is the fried mine?"
"I'm making your favorite love bento for Mr. Chen." Xiao Taohong gently pulled her burnt bangs, smiling sweetly and happily.
"Let's give me my favorite food, Big Mouth." Chen Yu turned off the gas stove, and said in a crying voice, "Please forgive me, man, you are about to tear down the kitchen, and I will die when my mother comes home. "
"It's okay." Xiao Taohong ran into the bathroom bouncingly, took out a broom from it: "I will clean it up!"
As she said that, Xiao Taohong picked up the broom to sweep up the broken glass on the kitchen floor, and then accidentally knocked over the thermos bottle by the kitchen counter.
"Wow."
Accompanied by a loud noise, the thermos bottle shattered, and boiled water flowed all over the place.
"Huh?" Xiao Taohong turned her head: "Why do you scan more and more?"
"..." Chen Yu shook his lips, took a deep breath to calm down his emotions: "Xiao Taohong, you should come out, let's calm down and have a good talk."
"Are you in love?" Xiao Taohong threw the broom and covered her face.
"You can talk about anything, you come out first."
"Um!"
One person and one machine came to the living room, sitting on the sofa and looking at each other, Chen Yu spoke first.
"2020 is not the future, and nothing is strong, including me." Chen Yu pointed to his hanging right arm: "I am not strong either. You have to be gentle in everything you do in the future."
"I know!" Xiao Taohong nodded.
"By the way, are you a man or a woman?"
"A service-type artificial intelligence like mine is neutral, and there is no distinction between carbon-based creatures and hermaphrodites."
"Oh." Chen Yu touched his neck. After a while, I asked another question: "I heard that you can connect to the Internet. Is it the Internet? How to connect? Wireless or plug-in?"
"Mr. Chen, the lowest network I can connect to is the Future Network. The ancient Internet Internet Protocol Suite cannot be connected. Our systems are not compatible."
"Can't connect to the Internet?"
"Yes."
"Then what do you need?"
Little Taohong bit her lips: "I'm just a love companion robot, I can bring you love. And the low-level Internet level is limited, I can master it through learning."
"Don't mention love! We have never had love in our life! But it's pretty cool that you can be a programmer." Chen Yu's eyes lit up.
"Yes. But I need to learn."
"Study is no problem! I will take you out in a while, find you a place to live alone, and buy you a few books and a computer with Internet access. You learn programming knowledge, and by the way, learn what is required in ancient times. how to live."
"No!" Xiao Taohong resolutely refused: "I don't want to leave you."
"It's inconvenient for you to be at home. I still have my parents and three younger sisters, and I'm even being watched by some people. Don't let them find you." Chen Yu earnestly said.
"No. I'll be optically invisible so no one can see me."
"Invisibility?"
"Yes." Xiao Taohong nodded, her eyes flashed, and she disappeared instantly...
Except clothes.
Chen Yu raised his forehead: "There are still clothes."
"Tear!"
The unlined garment instantly shattered.
"That's all there is to it."
Chen Yu: "..."
Three seconds later, Xiao Taohong appeared, proudly akimbo: "This way we won't be discovered, right?"
"Uh-huh……"
Seeing Chen Yu's straight eyes, the chip in Xiao Taohong's brain performed calculations, and she slapped Chen Yu to the ground with her hands.
"Hate! What are you looking at?!"
...
"Chen Yu, what happened to your arm?"
The Chen family huddled together at the dining table for dinner, and Mother Chen asked with a frown.
"It's dislocated, I played ball." Chen Yu answered vaguely while eating with his left hand.
"Did the other students touch you?"
"No, dunk dunk."
"Slam dunk?" Father Chen looked up and said in surprise, "Awesome son! You can still dunk..."
"Snapped."
Before she finished speaking, Mother Chen smashed Father Chen's head with her chopsticks: "Awesome! Awesome! Awesome! Your son is so injured that he is so awesome?!"
"Playing basketball, it's normal to get a little injury." Chen's father covered his head and looked at Chen Yu: "Son, when you recover from your injury, give me a performance."
"no problem."
"You can also dunk, your athletic talent is really good, follow me."
"Follow you?" Chen's mother curled her lips in contempt: "It's not like I haven't seen you play football when you were young. When you run, you look like a girl with bound feet, and you will fall down when you hit it."
Chen's father was dissatisfied: "That's diving! What do you know? It belongs to football tactics!"
"That's right." Mother Chen took a bite of food: "Dive with the cheerleaders."
Father Chen: "..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Cheerful laughter filled the kitchen.
"Mom, why are you so clear?" Chen Yike asked curiously.
"I was the cheerleader who knocked him down."
"Hahahahaha..."
Outside the kitchen, the invisible Xiao Taohong watched the Chen family's laughter and joy, her eyes blurred.
In the future, with asexual reproduction, a substantial increase in human life expectancy, and the prevalence of celibacy, the concept of family affection has disappeared, and there will never be such a warm scene like the Chen family...
"Human beings, from ancient times to the future, what exactly are they pursuing?"
The chip in Xiao Taohong's brain is running quickly...