Chapter 35 Greed 【For Collection】

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However, Fangzheng still asked the system: "How?"

"Work in exchange for remuneration is reasonable."

So Fang Zheng, who was late with lazy cancer, nodded and said, "Yes."

"Bucket, bucket, bucket, where is the master bucket? I want the big one!" Fatty burst into joy when he heard it, it doesn't matter if he is hungry, now he just wants to drink water!

bang!

Fangzheng took out his water-carrying Datong from the kitchen. The big iron bucket, one meter two high and half a meter wide, stood in front of the fat man.

The fat man who was screaming excitedly just now was dumbfounded. He pointed to the bucket and said, "Master, did you take it by mistake? Are you sure this is not your water tank?"

Fangzheng pointed to the oversized water tank in the kitchen and said, "That's a water tank, do you want to try it?"

The fat man glanced at the water tank, and suddenly he had a bitter expression on his face, cursing in his heart: "Damn it! Is that a water tank? Is that a water tank in your house? Is that a pond? Fatty can swim in it!"

Fangzheng naturally understood the troubles of the fat man, but he was still cheap, and added: "This bucket is already the biggest of mine. If you dislike the small one, just carry the water tank down."

"It's not too small, it's not too small." Fatty shouted quickly, and then tried the water bucket, which was made of iron. It wasn't heavy, but it wasn't light either. It was okay for one person to resist one. However, if it was filled with water... the fat man's face immediately collapsed. Glancing at the monkey, the monkey was putting his hands in his pockets, whistling, looking at the sky, with a look on his face that I didn't see anything and didn't know anything.

The fat man went up and kicked the monkey's buttocks, and said, "Do you want to drink water? If you want to, just work. Otherwise, if the fat man gets water back, you won't even want to drink it!"

Then the monkey said: "Master, I don't know how much water we have to bring back before we can let go of drinking water?"

Fangzheng pointed to the Buddha jar and said, "Fill it up, it's enough."

The five people leaned over and took a look inside, and they were all dumbfounded! This water tank looks huge, but it looks even bigger from the inside!

The monkey swallowed and said, "How many buckets will it take to fill it?"

Fangzheng said: "About ten barrels is enough."

"Master, how did you get to this level?" Fatty didn't give up and wanted to find a shortcut. He didn't think that this frail monk would carry water up and down the mountain by himself. As for the wolf, although it is physically strong, a wolf is a wolf, not a cow or a horse. It is born with a soft waist and bone, so it must not have the physical strength to fill the water tank alone.

Fangzheng said, "Choose."

"Are you alone?" Everyone was stunned.

Fangzheng nodded and said, "There is also a lone wolf who will help me pick some."

Everyone was still a little dazed, such a big bucket, such a thin monk, looked normal by themselves. But put it together, it is a bit inconsistent.

"Several benefactors, do you still carry water? If you carry water, you have to hurry up. It's not easy to go up and down the mountain." Fangzheng said.

"How? Do you want to do it?" The fat man asked the monkey.

The monkey gritted his teeth: "It's done! You pick the big one and I pick the small one!"

"Fuck you, let's lift the big one together! I'm tired of going up and down the mountain, how about getting the big one once?" The fat man laughed and scolded.

The monkey hesitated a little, but looking at Lu Xiaoya's hopeful eyes, at this time, of course, he couldn't lose the chain. So I agreed, and I didn't need to carry the poles anymore. One person raised one head and went down the mountain with a big bucket.

Seeing this, the three daughters Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying also followed with various small basins. Lu Xiaoya smiled and took a water glass...

Seeing this, Fangzheng was speechless for a while, as expected some people are very thieves...

Fangzheng no matter when they come back down the mountain, his family's rice is still in the pot. The big pot stewing rice is very slow, and Fangzheng's stewing rice is not bad. He knows when to use slow fire and when to use strong fire. The best rice can be cooked only by alternating civil and martial arts. This skill was learned from Master One Finger. Being poor on the mountain, Monk Yizhi couldn't find delicious food to satisfy Fangzheng's greed, so he practiced a formidable cooking skill.

Of course, it is also shown in the few simple rice and green vegetables. For the rest, even if he wanted to study, he couldn't afford the ingredients to practice.

Fangzheng adjusted the fire to a simmer, then came under the bodhi tree in the yard, and quietly read the Buddhist scriptures.

This Buddhist scripture is not the whole volume, and Fang Zheng doesn't know what the name of the whole volume is. Because the book has long been half missing, there is no beginning and no end, and there is nothing to see. However, there is a passage in it, the morning class scriptures, which sounds very pleasant to read. And when you read it, it really makes you feel peaceful and comfortable.

In addition, I really have nothing to do, so I might as well read it a hundred times.

At the foot of the mountain, the fat man, the monkey and others finally came to the mountain spring. The fat man suddenly slapped his head and shouted: "Oh, are we stupid? That monk gets all his water from here, why do we ask him for water?" ? There’s plenty of it, we can lie in it and drink it! What water are you carrying?”

Hou Zi and the others suddenly came to their senses: "Yes! We're still carrying a fart of water, what are we doing so exhaustingly, just drink it!"

Ever since, the five people cheered and rushed to the spring water, and the bucket was gone, each of them was like a wild horse.

The fat man even laughed loudly and said, "Monkey, do you think this water will sell well if it is made into mineral water?"

"Must!" The monkey's eyes lit up!

"Go back, collect money, let's do it! We're going to give it away, haha... that dead monk, he can't use it for guarding the treasure, he deserves to be poor! We won't give us a bowl for a thousand yuan, and now I won't give him a penny. Can drink enough! When I contract out the spring water, let him spend money to drink water! One thousand yuan a bowl!"

"Fatty, don't be so hurtful. I think fifteen thousand is just right." Monkey laughed.

The two were immediately happy, and the third daughter also laughed, Jiang Ting said: "The master is indeed a bit hateful."

Lu Xiaoya laughed and said, "However, he is not smart enough to tell us this treasure land like that. We are going to get rich, but he is going to be poor..."

Everyone laughed again, and ran to the edge of the spring. Everyone who had pots used pots, and those who had cups used cups. The fat man lay on the edge of the spring, poked his head in and drank. The monkey squatted there, scooping up water with both hands to drink...

After a few seconds, the smiles of several people froze.

Then they got up collectively and vomited.

"What's the matter? Why is this water so bad?" The fat man yelled the most fiercely.

"Fatty, don't talk nonsense, it's not as bad as you said. It's much better than the mineral water we used to drink, but compared with Master's water, it's nothing like cloud and mud." Jiang Ting said bitterly road.

"Yeah, I just said that he was stupid. Now it seems that he is not stupid at all! The place he told us is not the place where he fetches water." Lu Xiaoya said bitterly.

Ruan Ying said: "Then what should we do now? Can the water be drained?"

"I've come here, I don't want to take another sip of that water, I'm not reconciled! And after you go up, you must ask what happened to the monk's water, how can it be so delicious! There must be something tricky in it. If the water He can hit it himself, there is no need for us to pick this kind of broken spring water." The fat man snorted.

PS: Well, everyone is shouting that it’s hard to wait, so change the update time, from 0:00 p.m. to 12:00 noon. If it is on the shelves, at least 3 updates. Recently, I am saving manuscripts, and if they are put on the shelves, I will strive for a big hit.