Chapter 51 This Head Is Really Hard! 【Favorites】

Fang Zheng asked back: "Benefactor, so what if the poor monk is stupid, and what if he is not stupid?"

"I figured it out, you fucking pretend to be stupid!" Han Xiaoguo roared.

At this moment, a burst of rice scent wafted over.

Gulu, Gulu...

Two hungry voices sounded at the same time. But Fangzheng and Han Xiaoguo were hungry.

Han Xiaoguo said: "Little monk, where are you cooking in the back kitchen?"

Fangzheng said: "Amitabha, I did it, but only for one person."

"I want it! Don't tell me no, or I'm not sure if I'll kill you with one shot!" Han Xiaoguo threatened.

"That can't be done. The poor monk hasn't eaten all day. If he doesn't eat, he will be hungry. If the benefactor is hungry, he should go down the mountain to eat." Fang Zheng said.

"Damn it! I'm going to live on this mountain today! No one wants me to go!" Han Xiaoguo said angrily.

Fangzheng sighed: "Then you stay here, the poor monk has gone to eat." After finishing speaking, Fangzheng turned around directly in front of Han Xiaoguo!

"Stop! Or I'll kill you!" Han Xiaoguo was startled.

Fangzheng said with a warm smile: "Benefactor, why are you so nervous? If you don't shoot, we can chat and pass the time. If you shoot, the police guarding the mountain will come. eat."

The more Han Xiaoguo heard about it, the hungrier he became. Swallowing his saliva, he pointed a gun at Fangzheng and said, "Either you are obedient, or I will kill you! I will tell you with actions that you don't have to use a gun to kill someone!" The knife hit Fangzheng's back waist.

Fangzheng shook his head slightly and said, "Forget it, the poor monk is also hungry. If you don't go and look, you will be confused. Let's go."

After finishing speaking, before Han Xiaoguo could react, Fangzheng walked away!

Just out of the scope of his knife, Han Xiaoguo suddenly came back to his senses, raised his gun, pointed at Fangzheng and followed him, and said as he walked, "Little monk, don't play tricks on me! Otherwise, I will really give you away!" You go to the west to see the Buddha!"

"Amitabha, if the benefactor really has this ability, the poor monk really wants to meet the Buddha..." Fang Zheng didn't lie, he really, really didn't want to be a monk anymore! Although he is not too bitter now, but staying alone on the mountain all day, these days are torture!

However, Han Xiaoguo didn't know what Fangzheng was thinking, he just thought that Fangzheng was provoking, and raised his hand to knock on Fangzheng's bald head!

result!

Boom!

"Hiss!" Han Xiaoguo rubbed his hands and scolded, "Little monk, is your head a rock? Why is it so hard?"

"Amitabha, the poor monk's head has been a little hard since he was a child. It's a sin to make the benefactor hurt." Fang Zheng said.

Han Xiaoguo blushed, he had been a mercenary all his life, and this was the first time he had beaten someone and hurt himself, and was comforted by the beaten person... This feeling, no matter how it sounds, sounds like a mockery!

So Han Xiaoguo raised his hand and smashed it again!

when!

Han Xiaoguo seemed to have seen a ghost, this time he used the butt of a gun, but it hit his bald head all of a sudden, and sparks burst out!

Fangzheng sighed, looked back at Han Xiaoguo with a confused face, and said, "Benefactor, can we still walk properly? You can touch the head of the poor monk every once in a while. Such behavior is very indecent. If you don't In this way, the poor monk will sue you for harassment."

"What the hell are you?" Han Xiaoguo stared at Fangzheng warily.

"Amitabha, the poor monk Fang Zheng, the abbot of One Finger Temple." Fang Zheng said.

Han Xiaoguo tightened his grip on the gun in his hand, and finally he calmed down. He thought, "This monk is a bit evil, but no matter how evil he is, he's just one person! Even if he knows martial arts, he can't pass a gun quickly, let alone be invulnerable!"

Thinking of this, Han Xiaoguo became more courageous, pointed a gun at Fangzheng's head, and said coldly, "Don't talk nonsense! Take me to dinner!"

Fangzheng nodded, and then Han Xiaoguo saw that this bastard monk had no sense of being coerced at all, and he just left like that! His gun is still on his head, so can't he give his gun some dignity? Are you so scared?

Fangzheng entered the kitchen, lifted the lid of the pot, white mist rose, and the aroma was overflowing!

Gulu, Gulu...

The stomachs of Fangzheng and Han Xiaoguo groaned in protest again.

Han Xiaoguo said with red eyes: "What kind of rice is this? Why is it so delicious? Huh? This rice is so beautiful!"

Fangzheng ignored him, took a big bowl, and filled it quickly.

Han Xiaoguo saw that Fangzheng was so knowledgeable, and he smiled for the first time and said: "You little monk, you can still... your uncle! That's my meal!"

Before the words of praise were finished, Fangzheng had already sat down on the stove and started eating!

Han Xiaoguo shouted, not only did Fangzheng not stop, but he ate even faster!

Han Xiaoguo put a gun on Fang Zheng's head, and was about to reprimand him, but Fang Zheng turned around and went out! Ignored his gun again!

Han Xiaoguo was really angry. He pointed his gun at Fangzheng's bald head, and said, "Dead monk, if you dare to take another bite of my food, I promise to kill you!"

Fangzheng turned around indifferently, and disappeared from his sight! He wondered, is this guy stupid? There is still rice in the pot, why are you staring at me so hard? Do you have to occupy everything to be satisfied? who...

Han Xiaoguo hurriedly chased him out, but saw Fangzheng walking towards the gate of the courtyard. Han Xiaoguo tried to shoot several times, but he held back. After all, the place is empty, and a single gunshot might really attract the police. That's not what he wanted.

Han Xiaoguo chased after him, but saw Fangzheng sitting under the bodhi tree, eating well.

Han Xiaoguo took a closer look, and was about to explode with anger: "Leave me a bite!"

As a result, Fangzheng raised his head, and when there was the sound of clinking bowls and chopsticks, he ate the last bite of rice!

"I... dead monk, die to me!" Han Xiaoguo was really angry. From the moment we met, the monk didn't take him seriously. At that time, he was holding back his anger, but now, he is really hungry. This rice is surprisingly delicious, and it seduces the gluttons in his stomach to go berserk! Even a person like him who has been trained to starve can't bear this feeling of hunger that seems to be magnified ten times.

So Han Xiaoguo was about to pull the trigger.

However……

bang!

A voice came from the back kitchen.

"Who?!" Han Xiaoguo suddenly turned around and shouted vigilantly.

Fangzheng raised his eyes and said calmly, "Dog."

"Does your monastery still keep dogs?" Han Xiaoguo stared at Fangzheng.

Fangzheng stood up and came to Han Xiaoguo with his mouth open...

belch……

Fangzheng burped out, his mouth full of the smell of rice, and Han Xiaoguo responded immediately.

Gollum...

"You lead the way!" Han Xiaoguo endured the hunger and pointed a gun at Fangzheng's bald head.

Then he found again sadly that the monk lifted his legs and left...the gun was empty again! Ignored again!

Fortunately, Fang Zheng was very obedient, leading the way to the back kitchen, while Han Xiaoguo hid vigilantly behind Fang Zheng, ready to take Fang Zheng as a hostage or shield at any time. As a result of being so careful, he walked very slowly, and forced Fang Zheng to slow down too...