626. 625. The Man's Secret Base (4/5)
Chapter 626 625. Men's Secret Base (45)
While joking and eating, Hans suddenly asked, "Li, where's your Chinese farm food?"
Li Du pointed to the big eggplant box and said, "This is the other one in the pot inside."
Hans happily ran in and turned on the pressure cooker, and then there was an exclamation in the room: "Fa—oh God, what is this inside? A pig's head?"
Li Du said triumphantly: "Yes, the pork head meat is absolutely delicious."
Americans don't like to eat pork. They think it's high in fat and low in protein. It's not a healthy food, let alone pig's head. They would rather be hungry than eat pig's head.
Hans returned obediently with his tail between his legs, he didn't think about the contents of the pot at all.
Fortunately, there is an eggplant box to comfort him. The pork from Berkeley pigs is fragrant, and the organic eggplant grown by the Amish is sweet and delicious. The batter mixed with eggs and butter is definitely delicious.
Four large eggplants, all fried eggplant boxes were eaten.
Li Du found that Victoria could eat very well, and this girl was very good, so he had to eat half an eggplant and several pieces of roasted stuffed pork.
Eat and drink enough, Hans wants to run.
Li Du stopped him: "Clear the table honestly."
Hans laughed dryly, "I still have something to do."
Li Du sneered and asked, "What's the matter? Why are you so busy all day long?"
Hans said aggrievedly: "It's really a business, it's a business, I have to clean up those electrical appliances, I have a good idea with the boss, is it the boss?"
Luguan pointed to his nose and said, "I have a good idea."
Li Du said: "Then you two stay and pack up."
Lu Guan looked at Hans with murderous eyes.
Victoria whispered, "Let me clean it up, I can do it."
Li Du patted her little head with a smile and said, "Go and paint, this is your big brother Fu's job."
Godzilla nodded: "Yes, Boss Fu's job."
Hans had no choice but to stay and clean up the table.
But he wasn't looking for a reason not to want to work. After cleaning up, he and Lu Guan were indeed preparing to make something.
Lu Guan took out a small board as a drawing board, and brushed some lines on it.
Li Du leaned forward and asked, "What are you planning to do? It looks like that."
Lu Guan said: "We want to use some furniture and home appliances here, combine them into one, make a consortium, and then add value to it..."
"Yes, we named it Men's Secret Base. I dare say that this thing will be very popular with men." Hans continued his words.
Luguan glared at him and said, "Boss Fu, that's the name I gave it!"
Hans came up and put his arms around him and patted him on the shoulder: "We are a team, and this is our joint achievement."
Lu Guan snorted, and muttered dissatisfiedly: "But you have taken all the limelight away."
Li Du raised his hand and said, "Okay, okay, this is your design? A man's secret base? Why can't I see it from the blueprint?"
Hans pushed the officer and said, "Now it's your turn to show off. You made this blueprint."
Luguan pointed to the drawing paper and said, "Why can't you see it? Look, this is the cabinet I drew. This position can be dragged. You can pull it out and put it in the oven..."
Li Du looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Is this a cabinet you painted? Do you think you are Picasso or Monet? The painting is abstract enough."
Victoria tiptoed up to have a look, then smiled softly.
She also had drawing paper in her hand, and Li Du asked her to draw for herself.
Seeing this, Li Du opened her drawing paper, and on it was a colored pen drawing, with figures of him, Ah Miao, Ah Ao, and Crispy Noodles.
As you can see from the edges, the painting was made using a pencil sketch as a base and then painted in.
The portraits are quite lifelike, and this lifelikeness is not the lifelikeness of the lines, but the lifelikeness of the image.
Victoria's painting style is similar to comics. On the above, he is tall and straight, a meow is domineering, a simple and cute face, and a wailing is cute. People can distinguish the identity of these images at a glance.
That's amazing, especially for a six or seven year old girl.
Li Du exclaimed: "You draw really well."
Victoria took a step back shyly, and said in a low voice, "No, I drew it casually."
Li Du knelt down and asked her, "Do you like painting? I think you have a talent for painting."
Victoria looked at her toes and said, "Actually, I like handwork, but no one will do it with me. I don't like doing handwork by myself."
Li Du stood up and put his cowboy hat on the little girl's head, and said, "Okay, then come and do it with us. You can come to us for handicrafts in the future. We are your good partners."
Victoria raised her head in surprise, her eyes sparkled like two sapphires: "Is it okay?"
"Of course, from now on, you join us, come on, you are in charge of painting first."
Li Du beckoned to the masturbator again: "Tell Miss Victoria your plan, damn it, only the devil knows what you drew, let Miss Victoria draw it!"
Luguan rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, it's not my turn to show off."
He explained it to the little girl, and the little girl took out a sketching pencil from her backpack, squatted on the ground holding the wooden board, and began to draw with a 'swish'.
Following the introduction of Lu Guan, a portrait appeared in front of them.
In the portrait is a metal cabinet, which is divided into several grids, these grids are big or small, long or short, and different things are stuffed into different grids.
At the bottom is an oven, on the top is a TV, next to it there is a place for a small refrigerator, a place for a microwave oven, a place for a fan, and so on.
All in all, it's a mishmash of appliances and kitchen gadgets.
After seeing the design, Li Du was full of doubts: "Can this thing work?"
Hans said: "Can I do it? Are you asking me what I can do?"
"It can be put in a warehouse, it can be put in a quiet room, and then this space can be decorated as a man's secret base." Lu Guan hurriedly said.
Hans waved his hand resentfully: "Okay, you can introduce me."
Li Du said: "I know, but what's the use of him?"
Luguan looked at him and said, "Boss, you are not married, that's why you say such stupid things. When you are married and quarrel with your wife, then you need to be quiet."
"At this time, you need to be alone, drink some beer, eat some barbecue, watch TV, so that you can stay quietly and happily."
"Sometimes, there will be troubles because of watching TV. For example, you want to watch the Super Bowl or the NBA playoffs, and your wife wants to watch Desperate Housewives and the damn shopping show. At this time, this secret base will become your spiritual shelter. place."
Li Du pondered for a while, and said, "What you said seems to make sense, so let's do it."