Chapter 726
Chapter 726
No matter the pizza or noodles, the taste of the chef's cooking is great, and the ingredients are also very good. The first-class passengers who ate it were very happy.
At this time, a couple walked into the first class cabin and sat on the remaining two vacant seats.
The stewardess came over and explained in a low voice: "These two passengers have just been upgraded, I am sorry if I disturb you, please understand."
This stewardess is the one that Hans ran to tease people at the beginning. She has fair skin, beautiful skin and long legs. She is the foreman in charge of the first-class cabin of international flights. She has a good appearance and temperament.
Hans has always been interested in her. Hearing what she said, he responded with a smile: "They bothered me. In fact, I was just going to sleep and I just felt a little sleepy."
The stewardess was taken aback for a moment, then said, "Sorry..."
"Oh, you don't need to apologize, just give me a smile. Your smile is very warm and quiet, and it can calm my heart." Hans said.
Li Du glared at him, he was such a jerk in such a sloppy manner.
The stewardess didn't mind, she smiled sweetly and said, "Okay, sir, thank you for your understanding."
Although Hans spoke in a low voice, the first-class cabin was quiet. The couple who had just entered had good hearing, so they still heard his words. The man immediately said dissatisfiedly, "What a rascal!"
His voice was louder, Hans was a little dissatisfied, and said, "I was just joking."
"Then you're playing hooligan jokes." The two directly confronted each other.
The husband of the couple is a white man with blonde hair and blue eyes, and the wife is a docile and well-behaved man of yellow race, I don't know if she is Chinese.
Li Du stopped Hans, and his wife stopped her husband, and said a few words in Japanese softly.
In this way, Li Du knew that this woman should be Japanese.
The man can also speak Japanese, so he responded to his wife in Japanese and said "eight cards" several times in a row, which was obviously not a good thing to say.
Li Du frowned, and Hans asked, "What did he say?"
The masturbator who was playing the game leaned over and said: "He said you are a lustful idiot, please keep his wife away from you. People like you like to take advantage of women, it's very disgusting!"
Li Du asked strangely, "Do you still understand Japanese?"
He only knew that what the man said was not a good thing, because he said "eight cards" three times in a row.
Due to the pronunciation habits of the Japanese, the sound that should be pronounced 'ka' will be pronounced as an unbreathed sound, which sounds like 'ga', but foreigners will not have this problem when learning Japanese.
Before Lu Guan could speak, Hans became angry: "Damn it, what does he mean? This is a provocation!"
Li Du held him down and said, "Okay buddy, you were the one who made a joke first, don't pay attention to what he said."
The small conflict was resolved by Li Du calmly. The Japanese woman obviously understood his English and bowed to him to express her gratitude.
In the evening, new delicacies appeared again. Under the mediation of the flight attendants and chefs, the atmosphere in the first-class cabin became much better, and everyone got to know each other.
The husband and wife named Brooks-Thompson and the woman named Jenny-Thompson are both Australians.
After introducing each other, Brooks asked: "Why are you going to Australia? Is it to travel? If you go to travel, then you have found the right person. There are no attractions in Australia that I don't know. I can help you. Don't thank me."
Li Du felt that he was a bit rude and didn't want to have any contact with him, so he simply said: "Oh, we are going to catch black gold abalone."
He just answered politely, without any intention of moving on to the next topic. He spoke in a respectful but indifferent tone, making it clear that he was far away from others.
In the end, I didn't know where Brooks was offended, and the other party suddenly became angry, and looked at him in disgust and muttered a few words in Japanese.
Lu Guan immediately translated: "He said we are parasites, robbers, and predators. I think this bastard is a psychopath. Let's stay away from him."
He was scolded for no reason, and Li Du was inevitably angry.
At this moment, Hans urged him, "Let's fuck him together? He's just one man, we're all together, if he's capable, he's incontinent."
Li Du snorted and said, "Yes, we will make him incontinent, but if there is a conflict on the plane, he will return. Do you think so?"
Hans was still angry: "Are you just swallowing your anger like this?"
Li Du frowned and said, "No, let's talk about it when we get off the plane."
After dinner, there was breakfast. Around noon, the flight was coming to an end, and the plane slowly landed at Canberra Airport.
Except for meeting an unreasonable Australian, Li Du was very satisfied with the flight, and Hans was also very satisfied. They were in first class and had the priority to disembark.
"It feels good, doesn't it?" Hans asked.
Li Du nodded in satisfaction: "The food is good, and the rest is also good. It seems that you feel the same as me?"
Hans said: "No, I just ate noodles, pizza, paella, etc. What's so good about it? I got the contact information of two flight attendants, which is not bad."
While talking, he turned his head, and there was a long-legged stewardess with a sweet smile standing at the cabin door.
Li Du thought about it too. Why did he feel happy when he bought such an expensive air ticket and only ate some food like pizza and noodles? It seems that I have been cheated, right?
At this moment, the couple came out, and Bruce Hans seemed to dislike them, he squeezed them away and went down first, muttering dissatisfiedly: "Don't get in the way."
Li Du snorted, originally he didn't want to argue with you, but you keep provoking me, you are asking for your own death!
The Japanese pay great attention to appearance and manners, and Bruce Hans accompanied his wife to her natal home, dressed very formally, wearing a suit.
Like most middle-aged white men, he has entered the fat phase, with a large belly, and the pants are stuck on the round belly by the belt.
In this way, Li Du used an old method that he had used before, letting the little flying insects fly out to absorb the time energy of the belt buckle, and the buckle of the belt buckle quickly rusted and broke, so his belt suddenly broke.
Without the restraint of the belt, Bruce Hans' trousers quickly slid down from his belly, revealing his red underwear.
It just so happened that he walked under the escalator at this moment, and his trousers fell on his ankles. He tripped him when he stretched out his feet habitually, but his feet missed the ground, and he fell like a shit with a 'paw'.
The stewardess was shocked and hurried down to help him up.
Li Du walked down slowly, and sneered when he passed by: "No one is in the way and you can't go too fast. If you walk too fast, you will be scratched. Oh, you're okay, you didn't get scratched, but you lost your pants."
Bruce Hans hurriedly pulled up his trousers, he was so dizzy from the fall, he ignored Li Du, just jumped there angrily and cursed.