My Daily Routine of Exorcising Demon Love with Miss Miko

Chapter 334: Mr. Crab

Yoshiyuki was shocked when he heard Asakura say that Crab had a clone.

He thought it might be a crab with psychic powers.

It would be great if it could be infinitely cloned and each clone could eat it.

From now on, there is no need to buy new crabs to eat!

However, after Asakura sent new photos, Yoshiyuki suddenly became disappointed.

Although it does appear to be two crabs at first glance, it is actually just a crab that has shed its shell!

In fact, there is no clone at all!

Kitajima Sayo also quickly noticed this and complained like this.

Bei Dao: [I thought I was really a clone. Isn’t this just shedding a shell? 】

Asakura: [Hehe~ I can see it. 】

Asakura: [But we were really surprised at first! I thought I found a special species of crab! 】

Nishida: [By the way, scarf ninja, do you have crabs? 】

Nishida: [I’ve never heard you say that before. 】

Asakura: [We just started raising them in the past two days. 】

Asakura: [Originally, Ms. Fujimori planned to steam it to eat, but on a whim, we asked for one and kept it for fun~ I didn’t expect to see such a surprising scene! 】

Yoshiyuki: [Why would you ask your boss for this? Went to the cafe to have a meal? 】

Asakura: [Oh~ I happened to meet her at the mall. We saw crabs and liked them a lot, so we ordered one. 】

Erina: [Oh! As expected of Asakura. So thick-skinned! I'm so embarrassed to ask for anything. 】

Asakura: [Hey, hehe~ There’s no need for the minister to praise us so much, we’ll be shy~]

Qian Ai: [Hahaha... That doesn't seem to be a compliment. 】

Yoshiyuki: [I think she means that a thick-skinned person like the eldest lady should praise her for being thick-skinned. It’s really a great honor. 】

Qian Ai: [(The expression of the fat cat rolling around on the ground laughing)]

Kodera: [Ah, speaking of crabs... I've always been guilty of something. 】

Kodera: [When I was a child, my family also raised crabs. I call it Mr. Crab, and I often see it crawling around in the basin. One day, I saw Mr. Crab was dirty, so I wanted to give him a bath. 】

Yoshiyuki: [Isn’t that great? What next? 】

Asakura: [We know! I accidentally poured it into the sewer and flushed it away, right~]

Bei Dao: [Well, that one is really miserable...]

Kodera: [No! 】

Kodera: [I know you need hot water for bathing, but there was no hot water at home at that time. So I used a basin to collect hot water from the water dispenser and threw Mr. Crab in. 】

Nishida: [(Bunny-eared girl’s shocked expression)]

Asakura: [(The rabbit-eared girl’s shocked expression)]

Nishida: [Picture stolen on the spot, caught on the spot~ As punishment, what kind of food should Asakura make~]

Erina: [Of course it’s the sausage with animal ears! 】

Asakura: [We don’t have animal ears! 】

Kodera: [Hmm, is anyone still listening to me? 】

Asakura: [Yeah, yeah~ What happened to the crab? Dead? 】

Kodera: [Yes... it was such a tragic death. After struggling for a few times, he stopped moving. When I found the net and fished Mr. Crab out, he was already turning red! 】

Kodera: [(Red-haired Lolita’s tearful expression)]

Kodera: [When I think about it, I still feel very sad... I’m so sorry for it. 】

Asakura: [We can understand that feeling...if we accidentally stewed Yukikaze Maru, we would also be very sad. 】

Yoshiyuki: [How careless do you have to be for something like this to happen! 】

Erina: [Hey, Kodera, what did you do with Mr. Crab’s body later? Did you eat it while crying? 】

Kodera: [How is that possible! 】

Kodera: [I put it in a cardboard box as a coffin and buried it...]

Kodera: [After that, every time I eat crab, I will think of the happy times Mr. Crab spent with me before he died...such as pinching my nose and fingers...]

Bei Dao: [That... doesn't sound pleasant at all! 】

Bei Dao: [(Cong Yu smiles bitterly)]

Yoshiyuki: [Indeed. It feels more like remembering the time when Mr. Crab bullied you before his death. 】

Kodera: [You didn’t bully me! I just didn’t want to be caught by me, so I just resisted instinctively...]

Asakura: [You said it, we suddenly had inspiration! Is it because of the crab's curse that you are suffering from bad luck? 】

Asakura: [Mr. Crab probably always resents you for not eating it properly! 】

Qian Ai: [Hey~ If you want to resent it, you should blame her for killing it~]

Kodera: [Well, it can’t be Mr. Crab’s curse! I've been having accidents since I was a newborn. 】

Kodera: [Without the ability to heal myself, I wouldn’t be able to survive even a day...]

Asakura: [(Gif of a cat touching the head of another cat)]

Asakura: [By the way, there is only one crab here, so I feel so lonely. 】

Yoshiyuki: [Then why don’t you just jump into the basin and accompany it. 】

Asakura: [How is that possible! 】

Nishida: [Hey~ Isn’t it accompanied by a shed shell? How could you be lonely? 】

Asakura: [Oh... I can only be friends with the shell, doesn't it seem even more lonely? 】

Asakura: [There is no other way, let’s buy another one! I hope to only buy one crab and the shopkeeper will sell it~]

Yoshiyuki: [If it’s not a specialized pet crab, it’s basically impossible. 】

Asakura: [Then I have to raise a few more... maybe we can make them give birth to many, many small crabs, and eventually become a big crab farmer! 】

Yoshiyuki: [I think even if the eldest lady learns advanced mathematics, this will not happen! 】

Erina: [What do you mean, servant! Are you saying that I can't learn advanced mathematics? ! 】

Yoshiyuki: [That’s right! 】

Yoshiyuki: [If the eldest lady disagrees, can you prove it to me? If you learn all advanced mathematics, I will wear women's clothes! 】

Qian Ai: [! ! ! 】

Asakura: [Nani? ! (The expression of the white-haired lolita with shining eyes)]

Asakura: [We can take a screenshot! Don't try to cheat! 】

Erina: [Humph, it doesn’t matter whether you take a screenshot or not! I don’t want to learn such troublesome things! 】

Asakura: [Hey~ Why! 】

Asakura: [We are so disappointed! It’s not easy to have such an opportunity! 】

Qian Ai: [That’s right! It’s rare that this was requested by Yi Xing~]

Qian Ai: [Anyway, I really want to watch it! Yida, please work hard~]

Erina: [I don’t want it! How could I possibly learn everything that is so difficult in high school mathematics? What a joke! 】

Yoshiyuki: [But don’t you want to see my women’s clothes, young lady? 】

Erina: [Are you kidding? How could you not want to see it! But how can this temptation support me in learning such difficult things? 】

Erina: [Yoshiyuki, you made such a request just because you knew I couldn't agree to it! How disdainful! If you are really sincere about women's clothing, wear it right away! 】

Yoshiyuki: [How is that possible! 】

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