Chapter 2401: The Weird Bat Family (XII)

Chapter 2432 The Weird Batman's House (XII)

The Joker was a little sleepy at this time.

Although he was the leader of Gotham's super criminals, he didn't spend 20 hours a day making bombs and 4 hours a day wreaking havoc. It was Batman who had such an active experience, not the Joker. The Joker needed to eat and sleep.

Anyone who was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night and saw a faint green light downstairs, and someone was shouting slogans, disturbing him, would probably not be in a good mood.

The Joker vaguely recognized that the person downstairs seemed to be the Green Lantern, but he was not sure because it was too dark, and the green light was actually a green light he called.

The Joker was not very interested in creatures that were not Batman, but he could not tolerate anyone disturbing his sweet dreams, so he took a bomb from the drawer and threw it over.

Bang!

This was actually just a grenade, and the power was not very strong, but the opponent seemed to be suddenly seriously injured, and the green light also flew out and was no longer lit.

The Joker saw many green lights suddenly explode and then disappear into the air. He thought that the light might be a battery. When he exploded, not only did it leak electricity, but he also shocked the Green Lantern.

However, the Joker didn't care about the damage he had caused. He closed the curtains and was going to go back to sleep, but he suddenly heard someone shouting from the opposite side, "Damn it!"

The shout was a bit loud. The Joker found that many windows nearby were lit up, and it was obvious that many people were woken up.

As soon as the windows lit up, the street was not so dark. The Joker lived on the third floor and was not far from the street. He looked through the gap in the curtains and saw a wild Bruce Wayne.

The reason why he was not called Batman was that this guy didn't wear a mask at all, and his facial features were clearly exposed, for fear that others would not know that he was a wealthy man.

However, what puzzled the Joker was that there was a bat pattern on the chest of the uniform he wore, but it was a mutant bat, and he was wearing a ring emitting green light on his hand. What was this? Is it a combination of Green Lantern and Batman?

The Joker immediately became interested, but at this time he found that the black muzzles of guns had begun to stick out from the lit windows. He quickly put on his clothes and ran downstairs, and grabbed the Green Lantern Batman lying on the ground.

He went upstairs holding the collar of Green Lantern Batman. The other party did not struggle at all. After turning on the lights in the living room and throwing this guy on the sofa, the Joker found that the other party was already unconscious.

The Joker hesitated for a moment, and just when he was about to take some drastic measures to wake him up, the other party sat up smartly and waved his fist to punch the Joker who came over.

The Joker dodged flexibly. In the past, if Batman hit him, he would not dodge, but now he had to keep a clear vision to see what was going on with this wild Green Lantern Batman.

Before this, the Joker had been very idle. Batman didn't know where he ran away, and the city was beaten into ruins. He had no interest in participating in urban construction, and basically hid at home and slept every day.

The Joker was already upset for missing the welcoming ceremony for Batman, but he didn't expect that good and bad would come together. Those idiots only got some parts of Batman and called him 10 times a day to show off. Now he has picked up a living Batman, how can he not take a good look.

"Who are you?" Green Lantern Batman asked in a daze.

"Have you never seen the Joker?"

"Who is the Joker?"

The Joker rubbed his hands and grinned. It turned out to be a novice Batman. Very good, this is interesting.

"A super criminal, a super evil criminal who is against you, haven't you seen him?"

"No, there are no evil criminals in front of me, only good people and dead people."

The Joker was stunned. He looked up and down at the Green Lantern Batman. This Batman was younger than the one he knew, but he was not a child. He should be said to be a young man. And why did the tone of this young man's speech seem a little familiar?

"Then how do you distinguish between good people and dead people?" The Joker asked tentatively.

"The obedient ones are good people, and the disobedient ones are dead people, it's that simple." Green Lantern Batman said: "Have you seen my lamp stove?"

His questioning tone of course made the Joker more and more familiar. The last one who spoke to him in this tone was Batman's group of crazy birds, referred to as crazy teenagers.

"You killed all those who didn't listen to you?"

"You don't want to lecture me, do you? Madman." Green Lantern Batman was full of impatience. He said: "So what? They talk about justice, but they don't even dare to kill criminals. They cry and cry when someone dies, and they keep saying in my ears every day, don't let me do this, don't let me do that, I will be at peace when they die."

The Joker pursed his lips.

The so-called Batman Joker duality is just like this. When Batman is like Batman, the Joker is the Joker, but when Batman starts to become like the Joker, the Joker has to be like Batman.

How can we describe the current status of Green Lantern Batman? He is the king of poker and the busiest in the circus. The Joker wants to say to him, go back to Gotham, Batman promises not to beat you.

The Joker didn't even have to spend much effort to get the basic information of this Green Lantern Batman, and also figured out what he did in the original universe. In a word, he is the classic of classics.

Anyway, those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. He never considers whether the other party is evil or not when he kills people. Anyway, no matter whether it is a madman in Arkham Asylum or a conscientious Sheriff Gordon, as long as the words and deeds are not in his way, he will be shot directly.

The Joker was speechless after hearing the end. He wondered if God was on the side of Batman. Why could he always get so many weirdos to torture him?

Perhaps some people still remember that the first time the Joker in the main universe suffered a heavy loss was at the hands of Schiller, but later the main universe was restarted, so he naturally didn't remember it.

But that was not the most serious disaster in his life. After the restart, he met his first heavyweight opponent, Spider-Man.

The game process between him and Spider-Man cannot be said to be a confrontation between good and evil, but can only be said to be "four no and two straight". The Joker's plan to show Spider-Man the true face of the evil in this city was finally turned into a big visit and investigation by Spider-Man, and the Joker almost won a big red flower awarded by the Wayne Group.

Moreover, this Spider-Man, who was injected with evil potions by the Joker himself, was a little too evil. He even used Wayne's bank card to buy out all the discounted goods where the Joker lived, causing the Joker to be unable to pay off his credit card for the next few months and almost go out to sleep on the street.

Then his second heavyweight opponent was Batman from Earth 1. The confrontation between the two of them could not be said to be thrilling, but only slightly humorous, but it was Batman who was responsible for making people humorous, and the Joker was even so bad that he couldn't laugh.

His third opponent, however, could not be called an opponent. The Joker did not want to admit that it was Batman. Of course, it was Bruce from the Schiller Universe, and Clark was also involved at that time.

The two of them could not be said to be fair, but it could be said that it was like an office romance, and they performed a "Who is your best opponent?" "Superman" in front of the Joker.

After finally getting away from all these weirdos, the Joker finally had time to rest, and then the Green Lantern Batman, a middle school boy with a second syndrome, came out of nowhere. The Joker began to wonder if this was another conspiracy of Batman.

"I'm asking you a question." Green Lantern Batman said, "Did you see my lamp stove? And did you see the damn guy who threw a grenade at me? When I regain my strength, I will definitely make him look good."

The Joker's eyes fell on the ring on his finger. He sighed, turned around and walked over to get a crowbar.

Green Lantern Batman shrank back into the sofa, and he looked at the Joker and said, "What are you doing? Don't come over here, you lunatic, you stay away from me..."

Bang!

The Joker knocked Green Lantern Batman unconscious with a crowbar, and when Green Lantern Batman woke up, he felt sticky blood on the side of his face and his limbs were completely fixed.

He struggled for a while and found himself tied to a chair. The previous action of replenishing energy was interrupted by the grenade that fell from the sky, causing the Green Lantern energy to explode. He was not very good at controlling the Green Lantern energy, and this time he could not move.

In the shadow of the room, the Joker seemed to be grinding something. When he turned around, Green Lantern Batman saw that it was a hand saw, and his eyes widened instantly.

The Joker came over and grabbed the wrist of Green Lantern Batman's hand with the ring, pulled him forward, and then pressed the back of the wrist and pressed the hand tightly on the armrest of the chair.

Green Lantern Batman knew what he was going to do, and began to struggle desperately. With a swish, an awl pierced into the back of his hand, and Green Lantern Batman screamed.

The Joker didn't smile at all. He only had a kind of boredom like a social animal, as if he couldn't get any happiness from this kind of work, and he was just doing it to complete the performance.

In fact, this is true. Making Batman suffer or happy can make the Joker happy, but the problem is that this thing in front of him doesn't look like Batman at all, not even as good as the group of birds in the Bat Cave. At least Jason would curse crazily when he was tortured by him.

After this guy screamed in pain, he opened his eyes wide in horror, looking at his bleeding palm and the approaching hand saw, and began to tremble and shout: "No... No... Please, don't!! Please!!!!"

"Shut up!" The Joker slapped the Green Lantern Batman impatiently, like a worker bent by life.

Then he had no intention of torturing him visually and psychologically, and sawed off the finger with a knife.

Halfway through sawing, the clown realized something was wrong. When he pierced his palm, normal blood flowed out, but when he sawed off his fingers, a black liquid flowed out. He picked up the severed finger and saw that the cut surface was not that of a normal human finger at all.

There are countless dense black threads in the cut surface of Green Lantern Batman's finger, and thick liquid is still flowing out at this time. It can be seen that his original bones, muscles and blood vessels have been completely replaced.

Just after the Joker sawed off his finger, Green Lantern Batman began to twitch all over his body as if he had an epileptic seizure, rolling his eyes, foaming at the mouth, kicking his legs constantly, and even knocking over a chair. Looking at this posture, if there were no walls in this room, he could have shaken out two miles.

The Joker jumped up to avoid his sweep, staring at Green Lantern Batman with wide eyes, he was shocked, what kind of trick is this?

I just sawed off one of your fingers, not giving you electrotherapy, are you here to make trouble for me?

The Joker has always been unlucky:D