Chapter 2410: The Weird Bat Family (Twenty-One)
Chapter 2441 The Weird Batman's House (Twenty-One)
Batman sat on a garden chair, reading a paper on the relationship between psychoanalysis and behaviorism with Schiller's notes. A gust of wind blew in from the gap in the garden wall, and the fallen leaves fell behind him. At this moment, he had a rare quiet time.
The ability of the Arkham group to hold Batman back can only be said to be average. If they really want to divert his attention, they have to use psychology experts. The debate between good and evil can only be said to be a side issue. It's a waste of time to watch the family affairs.
It just so happens that these Batmen have reached a turning point in their lives. Don't they need a life mentor to guide them? Although the way of guidance may be a bit too sharp, just say whether it can be solved in the end.
After reading the paper for a while, Batman put away his computer, walked through the corridor and took the elevator down to the Batcave.
"Have you solved those burdens?" A sinister voice sounded, and when he turned the corner, the Joker was not in the prison at all. He was sitting in front of the instrument, not even smiling, but staring at the data seriously.
"It's solved temporarily." Batman walked over to debug the machine. The screen above showed a strange picture. Two groups of completely different colors were constantly entangled and intertwined, devouring each other, and maintaining a weird balance.
"Then let's talk about the next plan, big hero." The Joker turned around, and there were a bunch of more abstract patterns drawn on the paper in front of him.
"This matter must be more troublesome than we thought. I need a more professional and powerful team..."
"Justice League?"
"No, that's totally impossible - they don't know Batman well enough, let alone the Joker, so they can't deal with the combination of the two of us."
"I never thought that such a disgusting guy really existed." The Joker's expression was gloomy and terrible. From the side, he looked exactly like Batman, with an extra layer of cruel evil. "If I catch him, I will tear off his face."
Batman took out a box from the safe, and then dragged the anesthetized Hugo out of the prison, and used his fingerprint to unlock the brain wave machine seized from Hugo.
Batman debugged the machine and opened the box. Inside the box was a blood-red injection—the Joker's blood.
To be precise, it was the Joker serum, an extract of the Joker's blood, and its color and form were similar to the mysterious blood.
The Joker was bitten by the Green Lantern Batman before, but the Green Lantern Batman was fine. This made the Joker suspect that the Green Lantern Batman had the Joker virus in his body, so he conducted a fusion experiment.
Although the Joker was knocked unconscious by the Joker riding the Batman Dragon, it also caused the two bloods in his test tube to mix thoroughly and become the complete mysterious blood.
Batman, who went to arrest the Joker, naturally discovered this, and the Joker who woke up also saw it, so the Joker pretended to be crazy in prison, first swearing at Hugo, grabbing Hugo through the railings and refusing to let go, and Batman gave Hugo an injection from behind.
The two cooperated perfectly, and the tacit understanding came from one thing they saw from the true composition of the mysterious blood—there was a universe where the Batman and the Joker merged into one.
Regardless of whether the Joker becomes Batman or Batman becomes the Joker, and whether they have the upper hand, both Batman and the Joker are disgusted.
Especially the Joker, he can't accept that the Joker and Batman are one and the same. We are all chasing stars, but you are the only one who marries your idol, right?
Of course, this is a joke. The real sense of crisis for the Joker and Batman comes from the fact that they know themselves and each other very well, and know how powerful they will be after the two merge, and most importantly, how bad their personalities will be.
This means that this guy will eventually appear in front of them and find ways to disgust them.
Batman and the Joker have never been people who sit and wait for death. After realizing this, they almost immediately became the most steadfast allies. In terms of breaking up their own lovebirds, no one can cooperate more sincerely and have unparalleled tacit understanding than the two of them.
Batman has a plan.
Brain wave theory has become more and more perfect, and the Joker virus is extremely special. The experience of Arkham Batman gave Batman a bold idea, but before that, Batman needs to go to the Arkham world first.
"I think he is very powerful and determined, and more importantly, he knows the Joker very well." Batman said while sorting the boxes: "This is the selection criteria."
"You are still so serious... Well, I think I have to endure this now, so what about the young guy?"
Batman knew that the Joker was referring to Bruce, but he couldn't answer the Joker's question directly now, so he could only say: "He is a little too powerful and knows the Joker too well."
"I will also find a suitable evil genius." The Joker laughed arrogantly again and said: "It must be more powerful than you and know Batman better. Look at us, we will set off a storm in the universe, hahahahahahaha!"
"Don't forget the business." Batman didn't say much, but took advantage of the rare free time when everyone in the manor went to find Schiller to prepare for a trip to the world of Arkham Batman.
The Joker didn't even stay in the Batcave he longed for for even a second - no one knew how he left, and not only did he leave the Batcave, but he also left the universe.
This is the plan of Batman and the Joker. They will search for two teams of Batman and Joker in the universe to deal with the Batman-Joker aggregate that is confirmed to exist.
Schiller was busy all day, and the next day was also full of appointments by Robins, but he had some free time during dinner in the evening.
The only person he was most interested in and who didn't come to him was Green Lantern Batman. Schiller's greatest interest in him was his distorted personality. Schiller had never had close contact with such a typical personality regressive patient who was lost in power.
However, Green Lantern Batman is now a little stressed and cannot communicate smoothly. In order to relieve this state, Schiller needs to provide Green Lantern Batman with some sense of security, or at least the illusion of security.
The fastest way is of course to give Green Lantern Batman some green light energy. After all, he has always wanted this, which also helps to alleviate his helplessness.
But this is in Wayne Manor, and it is not okay for him to take back the power and cause destruction, so Schiller asked Aisha to bring a Green Lantern furnace from his universe. The furnace can provide Green Lantern energy, and as a parallax monster, Aisha can restrict the actions of Green Lantern Batman.
Green Lantern Batman's fingers have been reattached, but because of the Joker's poor dissection skills, his entire arm is covered with dense scars. Even with the special medicine provided by Batman, these marks are difficult to remove.
The process of infusing energy into the ring with the furnace went smoothly. The ring that had been silent for a long time finally lit up again. With the recovery of energy, Green Lantern Batman gradually regained his spirit.
"No... get up... get up... come here... come here..." he muttered.
Schiller immediately stood up, walked to the chair where Green Lantern Batman was lying, opened his eyelids, and frowned deeply when he saw the pupils that were constantly expanding.
Green Lantern Batman began to twitch wildly again, and even Aisha couldn't hold him down. She anxiously shouted to Schiller: "This is not a problem of Green Lantern energy! He is having epilepsy! He is crazy!"
"This is not epilepsy." Schiller's tone was steady. He pulled Aisha back, first fixed Green Lantern Batman in place with a strap, and then brought out the crazy wine.
"Wait! Professor!" Aisha grabbed Schiller and said: "He is crazy! It's very dangerous! His spiritual world is broken!"
Schiller shook his head and said: "There is something in his spiritual world, which is fighting with him for control of his body at this time, so there will be physical performance. You wait for me here."
After that, Schiller lay on the chair, opened the bottle cap of crazy wine, fell asleep, and almost at the same time came to the spiritual world of Green Lantern Batman.
As expected, two figures were wrestling with each other-both were Bruce Wayne, one was green and the other was yellow.
The green one was suppressing the yellow one because of his strong energy, but the yellow one was not to be outdone and kept punching the green one in the face with his fists.
Schiller frowned, because he realized that the yellow energy on this yellow Bruce Wayne was the yellow light energy.
If he used the comic plot as a basis for judgment, when the yellow light and the green light fought, he should naturally help the green light, because no matter how outrageous the green light was, it was a righteous army most of the time.
However, it is known that the mind of the Green Lantern Batman has long been distorted, so the Green Lantern may not be righteous, and perhaps helping the Yellow Lantern is a good choice.
But Schiller did not choose any of them. He chose to shout at them: "Stop!"
The Yellow Lantern Batman stopped.
So Schiller knocked down the Green Lantern Batman with an umbrella.
"Thank you, professor!"
"Do you know me?"
"We share vision and memory."
"Dissociative identity disorder?"
"Yes, I am another personality."
"The reason."
"It was not only the Green Lantern ring that came, but also the Yellow Lantern - in fact, I came first!"
Schiller raised his eyebrows.
"But it doesn't matter, Professor, 'Give my regards to Dr. Anatoly!'"
Schiller's eyes darkened, and the Yellow Lantern Batman stepped back a few steps as he looked at the approaching umbrella and shouted: "No, I'm just repeating a sentence! It was said by the guy who gave me the Yellow Lantern Ring! Not me!"
Schiller paused.
"Who?"
"I don't know!" The Yellow Lantern Batman swallowed and said: "I just remember that when the ring flew over, there was a voice saying something like 'Se's Authoritarianism'!"
Written on the train, I feel dizzy