Chapter 397: Missing Arms and Missing Legs

Maerjie took the Nokia and was thinking whether to dismantle the phone.

Li Nuo reminded him with a frown: "This thing is as powerful as a meteorite when used with the Cairo people."

That is to say, if you don't have enough confidence to restore it, don't dismantle it.

"What else?"

Maerjie threw the phone back to Li Nuo, who caught it in a panic. He was not afraid that Basel would be gone, but he was afraid that Basel would be gone at the same time.

"The Great Sword of the Golden Lion."

Li Nuo sat on the iron bed in the attic.

He opened his system panel.

Maerjie frowned and asked: "Why don't I remember there is an iron bed here?"

"Oh." Li Nuo said: "We both went crazy when you were away."

"I guess that crazy has nothing to do with me."

"Yes."

"Hmph..."

"One less person makes a group of people happy."

Li Nuo said this and showed the panel.

There is a data record in the personal system panel, and the data of weapons, equipment or skills are all in it, although only a small part can be recorded.

"Here, this is it."

Li Nuo showed Maljie the information of [Golden Lion Great Sword].

Maerjie frowned.

"Isn't it just the Lion Whip?"

"Let me tell you, do you still remember the manufacturing principle of the 'Armstrong Rotating Armstrong Cannon'?"

"Hmm..."

"Hehe~"

Li Nuo laughed.

Maerjie understood immediately.

"Use the 'Golden Lion Whip', integrate the whips that can be bought in the mall, and make an 'Armstrong Rotating Armstrong Cannon' that suits us."

The biggest gain of the "Creation Mountain" journey was not the [Rescuer], nor the pile of dirty food of Butterfly, but the amazing craftsmanship of the "Light Craftsman".

"Ahem..."

Maerjie finally spit out because he had held too much smoke in his mouth.

"But then, do I have to touch the dragons' ○○?"

Li Nuo said without thinking: "Isn't the homonym of fu丨mo enchantment?"

"By the way, is the food made by Die delicious?" Maljie asked.

"This..." Li Nuo recalled the "【佰】 Raw Mixed Sha" made by Die, and said: "High-end food often only requires the simplest preparation method."

Maerjie was surprised: "Do it to the mouth?"

Li Nuo interrupted: "It's not important, what's important is how you touch ○○."

Maerjie touched his chin and began to think about it.

"I'll study it."

Li Nuo remembered something.

"Oh, by the way, there is a female maintenance technician named Amu, an aboriginal, who is interested in you."

"I'll study it."

After Maljie said this, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

"No... No, ah..."

Li Nuo looked blankly, he felt that Maljie was going to have a seizure again.

"I suddenly felt my heart was occupied by the blood-red kite..."

"What's wrong with your brain again?"

"I found that I have an attraction to women without breasts."

Li Nuo took a deep breath.

"The one called Amu has a vagina."

Maerjie shook his head.

"That's not big either."

Li Nuo said he didn't care.

"Compared to Nanami and Xiao Wu who don't have it, she at least has it."

"Yes..."

"And that woman mentioned that Soren can get a discount."

"Then I sacrifice my soul?"

Just then, Chen Shou pushed the door open.

"It's over! We really have to fight!"

Shou was panicking.

In fact, Chen Shou had been outside, but because the crosstalk of these two grandsons was a bit interesting, Chen Shou forgot about the business for a while and just eavesdropped outside.

The first thing he saw after entering the house was a thick layer of smoke, all smoked by Maerjie. Li Nuo didn't open the window, so the house was like a fairyland.

"No, I mean..."

Chen Shou pointed out the window.

"They are really playing."

Li Nuo opened the window.

As the gray smoke drifted out, several people saw Cha Bai and Sauron standing opposite each other in the courtyard of the space.

"Want to fight?" Maljie took the melon seeds from Li Nuo's hand: "I'll open a bet and call some people over?"

Li Nuo: "Do you believe that I can put you back to the place where you were born?"

Maerjie replied nonchalantly: "That is a field I can't reach..."

Chen Shouxu's eyes: "Your lines are really fucked up."

"Hey!" Li Nuo shouted at Sauron below: "You broke our space, I'll make you pay for it with only two strings of your pants!"

Sauron pushed the frame of his glasses: "Are you fucking sick?"

While talking, Siyan walked to Li Nuo's tombstone and used Li Nuo's authority to get a competition ticket from his space.

The orange-yellow ticket broke into particles.

A row of panels floated in front of all the players present.

[Cairo Grand Hippodrome]

[Effect: A Cairo Grand Hippodrome exhibition match is held. The body is a mosaic in the eyes of outsiders, which is harmless. Participants can specify two people to temporarily borrow the Cairo Arena platform for five minutes. All creatures within a radius of 20 meters will be teleported into the arena. As a spectator, you can watch the game for free, but you must pay a corresponding price after the game. What is the specific price? You guess. Back to the serious point, after the game, the participants can repair their injuries as long as they are not fatal. As for the principle of winning and losing, it is determined by the referee.]

[In addition, the losing party must give something to the winning party. The things given are random.]

[Brief description: The effect column has said everything that needs to be said, so there is no summary]

Li Nuo: "Ah..."

Marjie nodded: "This Yinbi intends to hack our stuff."

Li Nuo: "It's okay. We have so many [shit cubes] that we can almost use them to make soup."

Marjie was unhappy: "Those are the crab roe pastes that I have saved up for a long time."

Li Nuo: "Being happy alone is not as good as being happy together."

Chen Shou felt that their dialogue was particularly bad.

Before Marger disappeared, the two of them calculated the contents of all their props out of boredom, and finally surprisingly discovered that [Shit Blocks] accounted for 80% of the total number of props.

To put it bluntly, they belong to the type who never close their doors at night and are not afraid of being noticed.

The surrounding scenes began to change.

It should be said that everyone present was transported to an athletics square on a certain planet.

They were seated in terraced spectator seats similar to those in an arena.

Everyone has become a mosaic paper man.

In addition to the Cairo aliens, the audience includes humanoid alien creatures and interstellar hunters.

"Well, this should be the kind of arena I play in."

In Li Nuo's memory, this should be the battle arena set by the Cairo Stars on various border planets. The rewards of this platform economy can be completely ignored. For example, Li Nuo's first contact at that time was for a game that seemed to have no effect. The red badge, and later the reward after clearing the arena was having his head bitten by "Cairo Girl".

Anyway, apart from giving the contestants a fighting place where they hardly have to worry about life and death, there is not much benefit here.

"I remember that you can participate in high-level competitions after level 70." Marjie said.

"Ah..." Li Nuoxu stared, thinking of those damn useless rewards, he had no interest. In the end, apart from accumulating upgrade values, they really had no use.

"Woof!"

Suddenly a dog barked.

Li Nuo picked up a pixel-spotted dog from the audience seat next to him.

"It's Nina!"

This dog was raised by the aboriginals and usually hung around nearby. When Dragon Lady was a vampire dragon, one dragon and one dog played well. Later, the vampire dragon became Dragon Lady, and the dog dumped Dragon Lady because This dog is also female.

Chen Shou said: "It seems that you have a good relationship with the aborigines in Basel..."

Players like Shou Ge usually worry about their own affairs and rarely go to Basel to play with the aborigines. After all, the reality and the script are bad enough. Who wants to be a dog to the aborigines anymore, except Nanami? .

"That's not true..." Li Nuo explained: "Chabai doesn't let me run around. She gets mad as long as I leave the yard for more than an hour."

Chen Shou nodded: "I understand..."

Marger said: "I am usually too busy and rarely have time to contact people who are too far away."

Chen Shou nodded: "I understand."

Li Nuo continued: "So we can only entertain the neighbors."

Chen Shou had a bad feeling.

"For example, 'Nina'." Marger took the dog from Li Nuo and said, "This dog is not doing its job all day long. It doesn't know what a dog should do. We both spent a lot of time trying to get it on the right track. "

Chen Shou was curious: "Can the master agree?"

Li Nuo said: "So it became a stray dog."

Chen Shou was about to end the topic, so he made a wrong decision: "What did you teach the dog?"

Li Nuo nodded, turned his dog face to Chen Shou, and recited the activation spell: "When a child crosses the road, daddy pulls up his pants and finds a piece of candy paper to wipe his butt. The more he rubs it, the stickier it gets."

The dog said to Chen Shou: "Big! Brother! Brother!"

Chen Shou was stunned for two seconds, and then said: "Ah...ah——!"

He and the dog were almost asked out.

At this time, a drill bit penetrated the high ceiling, and a lot of speakers popped up around the drill bit, which gave me a feeling of trypophobia.

"cough!"

The host's voice came from the loudspeaker.

"I am Mr. Cape Town No. 55. The previous 54 numbers were ruined by the host, so I am the host now, hahahaha, is this a bad joke? In fact, it is because there is no air conditioning, so I am demoting it to everyone. Cool down!”

"boom!"

"ah!"

"Well... I'm sorry, I forgot to tie the chain to Mr. Cape Town No. 55... I am the host Li Laila."

Chen Shou touched his forehead: "Is this the characteristic of Cairo people?"

Li Nuo hugged the dog and said, "Never mind it, even those who can survive have weaknesses."

Just when Chen Shou felt that he couldn't keep up with his brain circuit, the center stage shone with pink and blue light.

Host Li Laila shouted: "Well, today is an exhibition match, and the contestants are all idiots who have nothing to do, and there are many familiar characters among them."

(Lilila is not from Cairo, for the simple reason that there are no emojis when she speaks. She is actually an interstellar hunter who leads the class.)

Li Laila: "That's right, there are too many contestants, a total of two hundred people..."

Chen Shouxu stared: "I have a bad feeling."

Li Nuo smiled and said: "If I were a bastard like me, I would definitely do this. Place poison gas or feces in the corridor, and then let them divide into two groups, one group of two people, and one group of 198 people. The winner in the end When I come to this competition, I won’t broadcast what happened in the corridor. You want to watch it? You’re stupid as hell.”

Chen Shoule was happy: "Even if the people from Cairo are stupid, they still won't..."

The host Li Laila shouted: "We placed poison gas and feces in the corridor, and then divided the contestants into two groups, one group of two people, and one group of 198 people. In the end, the winner came to the competition site. As for the I won’t broadcast what happened in the corridor, you want to watch it? You’re a fool to pay for VIP membership.”

Li Nuo yelled: "Intellectual property rights, bastard!"

Dog: "Fuck! Big brother, you bastard!"

Marjie said to the dog gently: "Instead of adding an exclamation mark, big brother, you have to learn to use commas and pauses, such as...huh, big brother."

Chen Shou: "..."

Brother Shou now particularly admires Nanami, how did that girl get to play with a few of them.

Could it be that there is something wrong with Nanami?

Just when the designer's thinking was widening, there was a "boom" on the stage.

The voice of the host Li Laila suddenly came from a group of speakers on the ceiling: "I'll go, I'll go! The qualifiers on both sides are actually over! Unbelievable!"

Both sides of the stage.

The two doors open wide from bottom to top.

The host's voice was high-spirited: "First of all, the one on the left, the winner who defeated one hundred and ninety-seven people with one person's power... Invite me! Hahahahaha! It's an old acquaintance!"

Inside the dark door, spectacle lenses shine.

Then came the sound of teeth grinding.

"Oh shit……"

Sauron's face was full of displeasure.

Host Li Laila: "The four-eyed maniac who once dug winter melons on the Siberian planet!"

"Who are you calling Four Eyes!" Sauron walked out quickly with a knife in his hand. The blood all over his body couldn't stop his embarrassment. He shouted into the loudspeaker: "I have a name!"

At this time, the glasses accidentally fell to the ground.

The camera focused on the glasses.

The host introduced: "Well, his name is Sauron."

Sauron is going crazy.

Not only because his body was taken away by the glasses, but more importantly, he had to face one hundred and ninety-seven strange weaklings, a group of guys who made up for it, crowded in the cramped passage, and the smell of shit and farts was everywhere.

Sauron has good luck, at least compared to Li Nuo, he is normal, but his opponent is Cha Bai, so he has no luck, so don't compare luck with [Focuser].

The host said at this time: "Let me introduce this guy with glasses. He once participated in a racing competition and was sent to the Siberian planet to dig winter melons as the loser group. I was a prison administrator there at the time. I sincerely let this guy go to the toilet. We live next to each other because he looks stinky! Later, this guy challenged all our managers to a duel, and he was beaten badly, hahahahaha!”

Following the host's introduction, the audience burst into thunderous laughter.

Li Nuo's ears twitched.

"Sauron...that guy?"

He heard the voices of players behind him.

No need to look back, no need to look, and you know that there is a high probability that it is the player involved in Sauron's participation award.

At this time, the scene was full of people saying: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

The host suddenly yelled: "At that time, six of us beat him up. If it weren't for me, we would have been beaten by him alone. So... Audiences, why are you laughing? Do you deserve to laugh too?"

With just this sentence, the laughter in the audience slowly weakened.

The host said: "This bastard is very powerful."

Sauron picked up the glasses in cooperation and pushed up the frames. In fact, the current host named Li Laila has far more strength than Sauron. It was also because of the experience of digging winter melons on the Siberian planet that made Sauron understand the vastness of this world.

Another door also opened at this time.

Cha Bai came out confused.

She had only one opponent in the corridor, an underage Cairo Jun. When the Cairo Jun saw her, he shouted "I don't want to fight an ugly monster" and then withdrew from the match. He won without a fight.

The host introduced briefly and concisely: "Female."

Inexplicable roars erupted at the scene.

At this time, Marger stood up, stretched, picked up the dog, and walked out slowly: "I'm going."

Li Nuo made an "ok" gesture and watched Marjie leave from the audience.

Chen Shou wondered: "Why did Brother Ma go?"

Li Nuo: "Just do business."

"Business?"

"Didn't I say it before? Sauron is a cunning person. He can obviously fight with Cha Bai in space. Why do you think he went to such trouble to get us here?"

Li Nuo smiled dangerously.

"Could it be..." Chen Shou's throat rolled: "You are seeking death."

"Ah no, since I'm here, I have to get something back. This is the territory of Cairo people." Li Nuo licked his lips: "There must be a lot of good things, right? Thin brother, we can't move around, let's It’s not good if others see the suspicion.”

"Brother Ma..."

"Marjie has two hundred brothers in his hands. What are you worried about?"

Li Nuo looked towards the playing field.

"Just concentrate on watching the game."

He borrowed a wooden sign and a pen from the female orangutan waiter, wrote on it, and then held the sign high for Chabai to see.

The sign read: "Come on."

Chabai nodded.

Sauron held the handle of the knife.

The loudspeaker announced: "The game begins!"

[The reality script has been triggered: missing arms and lame people]

[Task details: Player 5950 vs Player 5870, a five-minute fighting competition, the Cairo judges will decide who wins]

[Task reward: Randomly select certain props from the opposing team, Cairo random unboxing prize, Cairo Ji’s kiss]

Chen Shou did not trigger the task, but he was still curious.

"Li Nuo, which one of these two is more difficult to deal with?"

Li Nuo was stunned: "Huh?"

"Tea sister?"

"What are you thinking about? It must be Sauron."

boom--!

In the center of the field, a huge flame exploded.

Cha Bai's unruly words ignited Sauron's area.

The lenses of the four eyes flashed out, and the sword light passed horizontally, cutting through the flames composed of elements.

When he looked up, Chabai jumped into the air, and the gravity system plus the hammer hit him hard and fell down!

The strange power combined with Guibei's double-opening, the destructive force blew away the bricks on the ground, and square stones surged into the air like a shower.

The Cairo star's protective field was forcibly opened around the auditorium.

Chen Shou's eyes widened in surprise: "I'm going to... outrageous destructive power."

Cha Bai stood in the smoke and looked at his fingers: "It's so strange... I obviously used the highest speed."

She looked suspiciously at the shiny spectacle lenses behind the smoke.

"You are faster than Li Nuo."

Sauron's eyes pierced through the smoke and dust, looking directly at Cha Bai's white cheeks. He opened his mouth slightly, but chose to close it and put the broken knife into its sheath.

Behind him, Regien in the form of a giant ax raised his body.

A man and a beast stand in front and behind.

He looked sideways at the auditorium and saw that Marger had left the field. He calmed down and made a gesture of drawing his sword.

"No matter what the result is, you made an agreement with that kid Li Nuo to finish second in the competition."

Cha Bai frowned slightly.

Then he unfolded the [Strange Power Phantom] he had just obtained, and a translucent clone sprouted from his side that fit his body. She rubbed her hair and looked at the opposite person with an indescribable look in her eyes.

"Honestly, I think you're overthinking it."

Cha Bai felt that his winning rate should not be high. Moreover, both Li Nuo and Marjie are the type who are first in competition. Talking about friendship with you is a matter for young pioneers. Adults can only fight and kill.

Sauron sighed and raised his chin.

"Then I'll take action."

Then, he lowered his back, which seemed a bit pretentious.

Beep——!

The murmur of the microphone rang out from the loudspeaker.

Then the host was heard shouting: "Thank you for the sponsorship of 'I'm Stroking the Evil Dragon Buttocks Co., Ltd.'!"

Sauron: "Hey, I was just trying to be cool...don't mess with me..."

The host shouted again: "Oh, my God! Nobi Nobita's ancestral glasses mall decided to sponsor because of our glasses players! Let us thank the glasses players!"

There was a round of applause and shouts.

"Well done, Four Eyes!"

"Awesome, myopia!"

"It's obviously astigmatism!"

"What the hell, go to hell, blind man!"

Facing all the compliments, Sauron almost turned red.

Chabai, on the other hand, felt pity for his opponent, so he didn't know what to do.

Until she saw Li Nuo holding up a wooden sign that read:

"Hit his glasses to death!"