Chapter 429 A World Full of Long-Legged, Thin-Waisted, Big-Breasted Beauties
At the end of the sight, the sky and the earth merged into one and returned to darkness.
At the entrance of Ruyi Liao, in order not to disturb the people, the car lights have been turned off, and a group of people are talking under the dim street lights.
"I want to make this tree full of cherry blossoms again before dawn."
Hojo Kyosuke turned his head and looked at the cherry tree that was a section higher than the courtyard wall.
"Yes!"
Xisaki nodded without thinking, but when he subconsciously began to think about how to complete the task assigned by his eldest brother, he realized what outrageous words he heard.
However, it was not that there were enemies knocking on the door, nor was it that the father-in-law came to the door, but to make the withered cherry blossoms bloom again? This fantasy-like words made Xisaki speechless for a while. The car behind was full of the fighting faction of the organization, and the seats were full of weapons. Even if they faced a hundred enemies, they were sure to guarantee the safety of their eldest brother, but this kind of thing that violated the laws of nature was not something they could do.
But the first rule he set for himself as a younger brother was that he must never doubt his elder brother. This was not only the basic quality of being a subordinate, but also the experience and lessons he learned after being slapped in the face by his elder brother's strength countless times. So after a short moment of daze, he began to think very quickly, trying to understand his elder brother's true meaning.
"Are you using fake flowers?"
After a short thought, he asked tentatively.
"No, how can using fake flowers be called a miracle?"
Hojo Kyosuke, who had already made up his mind, rejected it flatly, then slapped one hand heavily on Xisaki's shoulder, looked directly into her eyes and slowly said:
"Go and bring me all the cherry blossoms in Tokyo."
His voice was calm, but full of unquestionable power.
Seeing his elder brother like this, Tetsuta Kisaki immediately felt an inexplicable emotion in his heart. He stood up straight with his legs together and shouted loudly:
"Yes! I am Tetsuta Kisaki, and I vow to bring back all the cherry blossoms in Tokyo with an unwavering determination!"
"Well, go ahead, as soon as possible."
A smile finally appeared on Hojo Kyosuke's serious face:
"I want to complete this magic before dawn."
"Yes!" Kisaki answered loudly again, then immediately turned around and got on the business car behind.
"Let's go, come in and have something to eat."
Watching the black business car go away, Hojo Kyosuke waved to Shuntaka Hirata in the car. The latter turned off the car and got out of the car carrying a huge package.
That was a specialty that Tetsuta Kisaki bought from Gunma. He originally planned to distribute it to his subordinates in the company tomorrow for his elder brother, but considering that no matter what happened, his elder brother would definitely be hungry in the middle of the night, so he simply brought it all over.
Walking into the courtyard, Hojo Kyosuke sat cross-legged in front of "It's Me" and ate the cold hot spring buns. Momotaro next to him looked the same. He thought he could go out for a walk, but he didn't feel disappointed after returning home.
Hirata Shuntaka, who was sitting two steps behind, looked much more gentle. He was looking at Hojo Kyosuke with admiration, thinking that he was really worthy of being the big brother. He even ate like a beast. It's amazing that he could eat such dry buns one by one without feeling thirsty!
"Hirata, do you have a drink?"
"Yes, strawberry soda!"
He is really worthy of being the big brother. He can even finish a bottle of carbonated drink with the most bubbles in one breath. It's amazing!
Looking at the majestic figure in front, Hirata Shuntaka really felt that it was great to be woken up in the middle of the night! It would be even better if he could go out and fight with his big brother again!
Looking at the bare cherry tree in front of him, Hojo Kyosuke was feeling unhappy.
"The cherry blossoms have withered."
"The more beautiful the cherry blossoms in my memory are, the lonelier I will feel after they wither."
If someone else said this, it would be just a whining. If the person who said this was his subordinate, Hojo Kyosuke would laugh and scold him, "Stop pretending to be deep." Then practice the idle words a hundred times!
But the person who said this was his favorite, the girl named Sakura.
Sakura said that the cherry blossoms have withered, and this kind of words pierced his heart like a needle, and a strong sense of foreboding emerged in his heart.
He frowned, and although his eyes were still looking at "It's really me", his thoughts were no longer here.
Let Sakura know first, spring will not leave, and the cherry blossoms will continue to bloom.
As long as I don't let go, no one can leave!
Live together until we are a hundred years old, not a day less!
He chewed the steamed bun fiercely, and his thoughts slowly took shape.
On the other side, Tetsuta Kisaki, who was sitting in the business car, was confused.
Although he had issued a military order, where could he find cherry blossoms at this time of year? Even the weeping cherry tree in my eldest brother's house, which bloomed later, has withered. Most of the cherry trees planted in Tokyo are Somei Yoshino cherry trees, which have long since fallen. Even the Yaezakura must have withered at this time.
So, adhering to the tradition of the runaway angel, he handed this difficult problem to his subordinates, just as his eldest brother handed this problem to himself.
In the carriage, under the dim light, a group of strong men in black suits looked at each other. I don't know if it's an illusion, but those black and white eyes actually have a bit of childish ignorance and innocence.
"Military Advisor, are you still asleep? Where can you find cherry blossoms now?" The man in black No. 1 looked at the military advisor with some concern, thinking that even a smart man like the military advisor would turn his head into a wooden block if he didn't get enough sleep.
Xisaki clenched his fists.
"Yes, if there really were cherry blossoms like that, they would have become a famous tourist attraction long ago. Military advisor, if you ask us, why don't we ask Google?" said the man in black No. 2.
Kisaki gritted his teeth.
"Commander, where are you going? I've been driving here for a long time. If this continues, the residents will call the police. If you have nothing to do, why not go to a bar." said the driver of the man in black.
Veins popped up on Qisaki's forehead, and she felt that everything her subordinates said was right.
"Speaking of which, what is the commander-in-chief calling us for?" Man in Black No. 3 said.
"The commander-in-chief's order is to collect cherry blossoms in Tokyo." Kisaki said in a deep voice.
"Awesome, you are worthy of being the commander-in-chief. I can't even dream of such a fantastic idea!" Man in Black No. 1 praised loudly.
"So opportunities are always hidden in places that others don't notice. If we can find the cherry blossoms that are still blooming now, wouldn't the organization be able to circle them and collect money? As expected of the commander-in-chief, this economic acumen is amazing!" Man in Black No. 2 exclaimed.
"Let's go around Tokyo tonight. It happens to be night. If there are cherry blossoms, you can see them just by shining the car lights! As expected of the commander-in-chief, he even masters the timing so well!" The driver of the man in black He roared with great enthusiasm, and at the same time stepped on the accelerator and drove out of the roundabout, running towards a place he didn't even know where he was.
Xisaki's eyebrows widened and she felt that what her subordinates said was right! You are truly worthy of being a big brother!
He gave up asking these idiots. After all, they all said they were martial sects, and he was also an idiot for expecting their brains.
He took out his cell phone and opened the chat room of Rampage Angel.
Although it was already half past three in the middle of the night, the chat room was bustling with activity. The number of people online was almost exactly the same as the total number of people. Although Qisaki had not notified so many people before, those who were woken up spontaneously notified others later.
"Is there an expedition to Gunma tonight?"
"Idiot, how can such a small place handle so many people?"
“Are you going to take over the Capitol?”
"Idiot, that kind of place only has security guards now. If you want to occupy it, it's only valuable if you go there during the day!"
"Are you going to rob Mitsubishi Bank?"
"So you can only think of these boring things? Boss Hojo is not such a boring person!"
"You bastard, if we say something and you refute something, guess what happened!?"
"That's right, if I can't tell you, tonight's entertainment will be you!"
Onitsuka Eikichi, who kept talking, finally aroused public outrage, saying that the person who wanted to use him as entertainment was none other than Danma Ryuji.
Seeing this piece of news, Onizuka was so frightened that he immediately jumped up and locked the door, pushed the desk over to block it, and then sat on the table and started typing.
"I think it must be a big deal!" He typed this sentence word by word.
"Nonsense, you have to tell me, you bastard, are you kidding me! Open the door quickly, I'm going to drag you behind the motorcycle and take you back to Tokyo!"
As Onizuka's roommate, Danma knocked on Onizuka Eikichi's door while typing, and the faint sound of a girl's laughter could be heard. That was his girlfriend. Unlike Onitsuka, who was still as pure and happy as a volcano erupting just by holding hands, he had entered the age of cohabitation early.
"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet. Although there is no definite evidence, I suspect that Neon is about to sink!" Onizuka typed quickly.
"Asshole, you're still talking nonsense. Open the door and I'll help you repair your brain. My baseball bat has won the Best Repair Tool Award three times."
"Even if it's not Neon Sinking, it's still a zombie crisis. We have to get closer to Big Brother quickly, otherwise there's nothing we can do..."
Onizuka's news stopped abruptly, and a moment later a photo of Onizuka with black eyes was uploaded to his account.
"Well done, Danma-senpai. Please bring Onizuka back to Tokyo. I'll treat you to a bubble bath."
"You will regret it! Something terrible will definitely happen!"
Being blind in one eye did not stop Onizuka from continuing to analyze the disasters that Neon would encounter. In the end, he swore to analyze the possibility of a world full of long legs, thin waists and big breasts suddenly merging with the earth. This guess was unanimously recognized by everyone in the chat room, not only because of Onitsuka's simplicity, but also because he had already sent out specific photos of the possible women.
Only some lolicons and flat-chested connoisseurs still despised him, and issued a reward asking members of Kanagawa to bring Onizuka back to Tokyo for punishment.
"Are you all idiots!"
A piece of news interrupted everyone's discussion, it was Zaimokuza Yoshiki.
"That's right, either big breasts or flat chests, why can't you broaden your field of vision!" Hikigaya Hachiman also followed behind and roared.
"As long as people who like long legs, thin waists and big breasts are looking for women from another world, then don't the remaining flat-chested lolita on the earth belong to us!"
The chat room was briefly silenced by the persuasive and domineering speech of the swordsman general Zaikiza Yoshiteru.
"ah--"
"As expected of the third swordsman in Tokyo, what he said makes sense!"
"I'm sorry. It's my fault that I always thought you were an idiot. You are a very wise person, Zaimokuza!"
Hikigaya was convinced, why did he only pay attention to everyone's sexual fetishes? What a mistake! If there really is a world full of women integrated with the earth, then the rules of the entire world will be rewritten, and the number of women will be several times more than men. Women will no longer exist as a scarce resource, and men will no longer have to keep their eyes on women. Worldly perceptions will change, and then...
"In this case, let the commander-in-chief become the ruler of the earth, and then restore polygamy!" Ryuji Danma made a drooling expression.
After seeing the news, Onitsuka Eikichi, who was typing, immediately heard Danma's screams coming from outside.
Hum hum, this idiot, living together when you are in love is the most unwise choice! Of course, except for the boss Hojo.
"Stop dreaming. The top priority is to exercise well, otherwise you will not be able to guarantee happiness in the future!" Onizuka sent a message.
"Yes, my family has an ancestral prescription. It is said..."
"My family raises deer, and I will send two carts of deer antlers to the commander-in-chief tomorrow."
"Polygamy!"
"Polygamy!"
"..."
Looking at the chat history, Qisaki closed her eyes in pain.
There are obviously more than 400 people, but they can't put together a complete brain? Is this the wisdom of crowds?
Why couldn't they have thought that if that time came, they would first capture the most beautiful woman in the other world and offer it to their eldest brother!
Fortunately, he had already despaired of the brains of his companions. After all, in the beginning, he chose to become a delinquent because he felt that these people had no brains and were easy to control, so they were the best choice to be used as tools.
He turned on the ban for all members and then typed:
"Order"
"Search for Tokyo's cherry blossoms and bring them to the commander-in-chief."
Unban.
No one spoke. I don't know if they were shocked by the word "order" or by the unbelievable content.
"I don't understand why, but since it is the commander-in-chief's will, let's do it!"
Onizuka Eikichi sent out the message and disappeared the next moment. Although he didn't speak, everyone knew that he was definitely going to fly from Kanagawa to Tokyo on his motorcycle.
"Sakura? They should all be gone now, right?"
"Idiot, you have to tell me this! Come out immediately, I'm already at your door. If we go to Chidori Deep together, there will always be someone left behind!"
Some people plan to take a night tour of the moat of the Imperial Palace, hoping not to be regarded as terrorists, but they can also pretend to be night runners.
"I remember last week someone in our class said that there is a cherry blossom tree in the school that blooms for a long time. I'm going to have a look now." Someone was about to break into the school.
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