Chapter 438 Kyosuke, My Brain Is Broken!
When the border between the sky and the earth was dyed with gray-blue, hazy and dreamy, Hojo Kyosuke exhaled the fatigue accumulated all night.
When the gray-blue was no longer so deep, the faint golden glow fell on the cherry trees that looked like newborns, and the birds hiding in the leaves also flapped their wings and flew up to find a square at random to be fed by the stupid two-legged beasts.
Ruyi Liao, who had been sleeping all night, also suddenly woke up.
The sleepy Eriri walked down the stairs slowly and said good morning to others casually, although she couldn't see who they were without glasses.
The bright golden hair had no consciousness of being a work of art at this moment, and was quite messy. This was also natural. After all, if it could be obtained easily, how could it be enviable?
Barefoot, rubbing her eyes, she walked to the edge of the living room in a daze. The smell of dew and grass instantly rushed into her nose, making her sleepy brain a little clearer. She lazily raised her arms and stretched her waist.
"Hmm~ah~~"
As the hem of the pure cotton pajamas was lifted, the cute belly revealed a touch of snow-white skin. But it soon disappeared as the girl's hands drooped. She put her hands on her hips, as if the fatigue from sleeping was released by stretching, and her blue eyes sparkled.
"Ah~ Sure enough, getting up is just to stretch!"
The blonde princess laughed at the glass beside her. Although she didn't wear glasses, how could she not recognize someone with such obvious physical features. The woman with such big breasts, besides Kasumigaoka Utaha, is Glass, but if it was the former, this stretch would definitely be terrible!
"Hehe~ I was worried that you wouldn't be able to get up today."
Nose chuckled. She had been standing here long before Eriri got up, watching the courtyard that had undergone tremendous changes. To be more precise, she was watching "It's really me".
Eriri cheered complacently and didn't talk to Nozomi again. For some reason, although she had woken up, she still had no energy, so she decided to take advantage of the victory and stretch again!
So the blonde princess turned around and looked at the courtyard.
Ah, it's so beautiful.
Although the courtyard at home is a hundred times larger than I-ryo, and the turmeric field alone can meet the needs of making a float, but this cherry tree is really never boring. Even if the cherry blossoms on the road have withered, it still blooms stubbornly, just as strong as itself. Even if it has just withered, it will still bloom again overnight, just as perfect and beautiful as itself...
"Ah ah--!!"
A shrill scream sounded, a scream that could not be completely blocked even by the walls that cost a lot of money to renovate.
Eriri's eyes widened, and her messy blonde hair exploded as if she had been electrocuted.
Natsuko next to her frowned and smiled awkwardly.
Eriri, she was still as slow as ever.
She opened her mouth and wanted to tease Eriri, but she saw the blonde girl retreating again and again, then suddenly turned around and rushed to the second floor like a pig.
Her bare feet stepped hard on the wooden stairs, making a thumping sound.
"Ah ah - !! Kyosuke!! My eyes are broken! There's something wrong with my brain!"
The blonde princess shouted while running, her voice was extremely sad, full of despair and disbelief. So Natsuko closed her lips helplessly, tilted her little head, leaned against the glass door frame, and continued to look at the magical cherry tree quietly.
Hojo Kyosuke woke up in a daze not long after closing his eyes. The room was dark. He sat up and frowned. Before he could figure out why he woke up, he saw the door suddenly opened. Before his eyes had time to adapt to the suddenly bright light, he heard a miserable and beautiful shout.
"Kyosuke! Help! My eyes, my eyes..."
As the voice sounded, he was hit hard, and then his stomach hurt, and he couldn't help but let out a cry of pain.
It's her, it's her, it's her! Who else in the world can launch such a fierce attack on Hojo Kyosuke, except Eriri? !
Shouting all the way, she rushed into Kyosuke's room. Although the room was as dark as a vampire cave, she was so familiar with this room that she could accurately find Kyosuke's bed even if she was sleepwalking! Without hesitation, decisively, and resolutely, she jumped up and threw herself into Kyosuke's arms.
Hojo Kyosuke, who had just sat up, was knocked down instantly, and the whole bed shook violently.
Sitting on the instantly hardened abdominal muscles, although she was surrounded by the reassuring smell, the fear in the girl's heart could not be suppressed.
What did she see! ? The cherry tree that was bare last night was full of flowers in one night! ! What a joke, the cherry blossoms have already withered!
Eyes, my eyes, are they broken? Or is it that my brain is broken and I have hallucinations? !
Ah ah ah ! !
After realizing that her eyes and brain were broken, the girl felt suffocating fear. Realizing how fragile she was, she instinctively went to that person's side. Only there, this weak, pitiful and helpless girl could be safe.
So Eriri hugged Hojo Kyosuke's neck tightly with both hands, crying loudly about her despair.
Hojo Kyosuke's eyes were white, and his consciousness was gradually leaving his body.
Yesterday he had three fights, one in the Kendo Club, one in Haruna Mountain, and one in the Yamazakura Group. He probably knocked down more than a hundred people in total. If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely not be able to get up without lying down for a week, but this was just a piece of cake for him. What really consumed a lot of his energy was to combine the petals into a flower and then fix it to "It's really me".
He had only slept for less than an hour, and first he suffered a meat and egg attack. Although the girl in his arms was petite and light, she was really serious about fighting, and she was as fierce as a wild boar when charging! In addition, Hojo Kyosuke's passive "lost all resistance at special times", so he was hit hard, and he felt a churning in his stomach.
This is not the end. The guy riding on him knows the importance of finishing off the enemy. One blow to the balls is not enough. He then shouted and pinched his neck tightly with both hands, shaking it non-stop, pinching it tighter and tighter...
"My eyes, my eyes are broken! My brain, my brain is broken too!"
Eri, with tears already flowing from her eyes, continued to shout.
Mom, I'm very happy to be your son. Sakura, it's great to meet you. Glass, your voice is really nice. Eriri, you are really strong...
Kyosuke Hojo, whose saliva was shaken out, had a life scrolling in front of him. His extremely boring life surrounded by beautiful girls was constantly playing.
"Stop it, what are you doing, you idiot!"
Eri, who was in despair, was horrified to find that she actually heard the most annoying voice. Sure enough, the devil would take advantage of people's most vulnerable time to sneak in!
Then the blonde princess was strangled by the back of her neck, or more precisely, she was dragged backwards by her collar from behind, and her hands were still stubbornly holding Hojo Kyosuke's neck.
It was Glass who arrived in time and saved Hojo Kyosuke.
"What's wrong with you so early in the morning? You're just like a gorilla that can't peel a banana and is furious."
What made Eriri's eyes often filled with tears? She sat on the bed with her legs apart, staring blankly at the black-haired woman in front of her, her lips opening and closing and spitting out explosive words.
The eyes flashing with ominous blood-red light made her confirm that the devil had invaded her illusion.
"Can gorillas also peel bananas?" The blonde princess asked stupidly, as if she was frightened by the devil's aura.
"I know this, gorillas are all type B blood, and people with type B blood are very good at peeling bananas!" Hojo Kashiko, who walked into the room at some point, raised his hand and said loudly.
Looking at this little cutie squeezed in the middle of everyone, Kasumigaoka Utaha's expression softened instantly, and the speed of her expression change made someone startled again.
"Yes, but your sister Sawamura is not type B blood, so it is normal that she can't peel bananas." She loosened Eriri's collar and leaned down to explain gently to Kashiko.
"That's not the case!" Eriri, who came to her senses, immediately shouted unwillingly, how could there be a fool in the world who can't even peel a banana!
"Are you type B blood?" Kasumigaoka asked back without turning her head.
"No!"
So Kasumigaoka showed Kashiko a subtle smile of "Look, I'll tell you", and the little girl also gave a big smile without hesitation.
Before Eriri continued to explain, Kashiko climbed onto the bed, put her two little hands into Naoko's arms, and snatched Hojo Kyosuke's back.
"Kyosuke! Have you fallen asleep again, Kyosuke! Kashiko is talking to you, Kyosuke!"
Two chubby little hands slapped Hojo Kyosuke's face vigorously, as if to drive the sleepiness out of his body.
At the call of his sister, Hojo Kyosuke, who had just been immersed in the warm embrace in a second and thought he had ascended to heaven, finally opened his eyes.
"Good morning, Kashiko." He gently touched his sister's forehead.
"Good morning, Kyosuke, I thought you were killed by Eriri." Kashiko said worriedly.
"How could I kill him! How can hugging and cuddling be called killing! Even a fat woman like Kasumigaoka Utaha sat on him... Mmm... Mmm..."
Eriri's mouth was covered before she finished her words. Kasumigaoka showed an elegant and reserved smile to everyone, but her two hands were still not satisfied with covering Eriri's mouth, and she tried to cover her nostrils as well.
"Ah, Eriri rolled her eyes!" Kashiko clapped her hands and shouted excitedly.
When Hojo Mikiko appeared at the door, the farce was briefly stopped and Hojo Kyosuke was able to put on his clothes.
In the courtyard, on the lawn, a set of pure white tables and chairs had been quickly placed.
People were standing or sitting in different postures, but they were all staring at the miracle cherry tree that withered and bloomed again.
"What can I do! Normal people would be shocked to see such a scene!"
Eriri put down the milk cup and yelled.
"I told Yingliang last night that the cherry blossoms this year had completely withered, but when I woke up, I saw that the bare branches were full of cherry blossoms again. Normal people would think that there was something wrong with my eyes and I was seeing hallucinations!"
She became more and more confident as she spoke, and her crisp voice regained its pride.
"Shouldn't normal people first suspect that they were dazzled? Besides, you are highly myopic."
Kasumigaoka, who was holding the black tea, glanced sideways at a certain golden retriever with white milk foam on his lips, and struck him unceremoniously.
"Hmph! Only indecisive and stupid people can have that kind of useless and cowardly emotion. A perfect girl like me who is extremely smart, courageous and wise will definitely make the most correct response as soon as possible."
Ying Lili raised her chin, turned her head and snorted disdainfully.
After all, she is the one with myopia, and only she knows what the world of myopia is like. She was able to confirm immediately that it was not an hallucination and concluded that there was something wrong with her brain. She could no longer be described as excellent. If the young man chopping wood could have his own judgment and determination, he would definitely be able to rob the River God immediately, instead of only getting three axes.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu, a big-breasted and brainless woman, cannot understand her own greatness!
"As expected of you."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu exclaimed:
"If it were me, I would definitely not believe that there is something wrong with my brain. Only Sawamura-san can come to such a conclusion so quickly. I admire you."
"So you have to eat less, otherwise the nutrients for your brain will be robbed by your body!"
The blond princess accepted the enemy's surrender calmly.
"When I encounter something I can't solve, the first thing I think of is shouting Kyousuke's name. You're so cute Lily!"
Hojo Mikiko smiled happily and wiped Eri's mouth with a handkerchief in one hand.
"Uh...well...he just likes to do that kind of messy things. When something like this happens, I will definitely want to find trouble with him as soon as possible!"
Yinglili's face turned red and she started to quibble with her neck.
Although everyone heard her duplicity, these words also successfully diverted everyone's attention to Hojo Kyosuke, who was lying on the table.
The small round table used for afternoon tea is not big. After two people lie down, there is almost no place to put cups. Yes, in addition to Hojo Kyosuke, Yamauchi Sakura who also stayed up late also got up, and both of them lay on the table with sleepy expressions. It's just that the former is playing a staring game with Kashiko, while the latter is staring blankly at the beautiful cherry blossom tree.
Even Yamauchi Sakura, who had his own sleep god, couldn't sleep under Eiriri's loud scream.
"So beautiful..."
she said softly.
The cherry blossoms really bloomed, just like Kyousuke said.
As long as spring is still there, the cherry blossoms will not wither.
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