Chapter 1015: Colgate’s Entrustment

"Oh, that's it..."

I kept nodding my head as I listened to Carole telling some dirty jokes about the maid's childhood.

Finally, it can be completely determined that the idiot is really a coward. He has been selling his integrity all the time. In the final analysis, it is all behavior of being afraid of strangers, not good at getting along with others, and hiding his true attributes.

"Her Majesty the Queen and I can no longer play with my sister as we did when we were little. Since then, my sister has almost regarded the library as her home. Although she does like books, I think this is very unfair. It's normal. No matter how much you like it, there's no need to shut yourself in. I'm afraid part of the reason is because of your timidity and fear of strangers. My sister is actually very afraid of loneliness, but her mouth is clumsy. No matter how many books she has read, She couldn't help because she couldn't have a good conversation with strangers. In order to solve this problem, she tried to change the way she spoke. The results became weirder and weirder. Over time, her words became weird. I hope she didn't scare her. Your Royal Highness is the best."

Carolie put her hand on her forehead, a look of headache and worry on her face.

Black history, this is the dark history of dirty jokes and maids’ nakedness, and it’s too late to say this now. From the first time we met, I was already frightened by this guy’s words and deeds. Something in my heart was scared away. .

"But fortunately, my sister is not weird to the core. When facing other people, she can still speak serious words. However, because of her personality, her speech is always short and blunt. However, she surprisingly won the cold and fair respect. title."

"I understand this very well."

Recalling the expressions and tone of the conversation between the pornographic maid and Amrudina, I couldn't help but nodded in agreement. Indeed, if I hadn't seen her true face, maybe I would have been impressed by her performance at that time. Confused, thinking that she is a tulip maid with a dignified posture, an indifferent expression, a calm heart, and a fair and chivalrous spirit.

To describe it in a more philosophical way, the appearance and inner character of the pornographic maid seems to be a true microcosm of this society. The appearance is full of beautiful things, but the reality revealed is often cruel and makes people burst into tears.

"She seems to treat people with strange words and deeds only if her sister [thinks it's okay to do so]."

Caroline said.

Eh...Eh?

I remember that that guy started acting out when we first met. Could it be that from just the first meeting, she identified me as a weirdo [who could do this]? ! !

This is so sharp... No, this is such a dull look. Although I may look like a weirdo on the outside, I am actually a normal human being with a mortal level in terms of IQ and behavior. The behavior of the pornographic maid is just like human beings mistaking monkeys for their ancestors, subtly making the mistake of judging people by their appearance.

"By the way, can I ask a presumptuous question? I really want to know what strange words my sister said to His Highness the Prince?"

"Huh? Isn't that what you said, those strange words?"

I looked at Caroline blankly, wondering whether she was stupid or I was stupid. Since both of them were recognized as "weirds", those strange words should be the same.

"no the same."

As if reading my thoughts, Carole shook her head slightly.

"Even if someone is identified as [a person who can do this], my sister will say different strange dialogues based on her different views of the other person."

So that’s it! At this moment, I was deeply shocked.

In this way, it seems that this is indeed the case. Caroline did not show her dirty side in front of her sister. In this way, is the attribute of dirty jokes limited to me? Am I supposed to be happy for this special treatment, asshole? Besides, why is it a dirty joke? Which damn brain nerve did she use to judge that I was a weirdo [who could engage in pornographic dialogue]? Sure enough, that bastard maid put me into the role of the Beast Duke from the very beginning! !

Caroline, who didn't realize that I had knocked down one hundred and eight coffee tables in my mind, continued to sigh.

"For example, Her Majesty the Queen, that idiot sister likes to instill some strange knowledge into Her Majesty, which makes Her Majesty occasionally make some strange words and deeds."

I:"……"

"Oh, let's not talk about this anymore, but speaking of it, although we treat everyone differently and the content of our words is different, there is one thing in common."

Speaking of which. Caroline smiled softly.

"That is, these people are all accepted and trusted by the timid sister, or they feel that they can have a common language."

The guy who uttered arrogant words when we first met could not be because of acceptance and trust, but it was because he felt that they had a common feeling with Yuluo.

From this we can draw the conclusion that I am also an unscrupulous guy - with a clap of my hands, I finally understood the truth of the whole mystery.

That's weird, you bastard! "Sorry, the topic seems to have started. That's it. I have been worried about such a sister. Until the end, Her Majesty the Queen inherited the inheritance of King Arthur, and my sister and I also inherited the inheritance of the Twin Knights. Because of my outstanding abilities, my sister, It was a great honor for her to be chosen as the personal maid by the Great Elder Yalandlan. Moreover, later on, her sister, who was deeply trusted by the Great Elder, had not yet secretly appointed the Intelligence Elder. To be honest, she just heard this During the appointment, I was so frightened that I accidentally broke His Majesty’s favorite cup.”

"I originally thought that the sister who was following the Great Elder might change. Unexpectedly, after all these years, she is still the same, and she is becoming more and more withdrawn. She always likes to keep her words in her heart. The Great Elder and I are very worried. Such a sister."

"So, this journey, called atonement, is actually a lonely girl's journey back to the sun?"

Hey, Caroline, have you really thought this through? Is there really any way to save such a dirty maid? You underestimate her too much. She is no longer bad to the core, but bad to the soul. This is a task of the same level of difficulty to get Aleus out of the path of a fujoshi.

"Also...part of it is to atone for my sins. After all, I have caused so much trouble to His Highness."

After what I said, Carol's face turned slightly red, she lowered her head and begged sincerely.

"Please, Your Highness."

"I said, before I decide, I want to ask a question, why does it have to be me?"

"Because..." After thinking about it, Carole showed a serious smile.

"Because, this is the first time I have seen such a sister in so many years. To be honest, I was shocked. Your Highness must have incredible magic."

I don't have that kind of strange magic. I do have a halo of a quasi-tragedy emperor. If you want it, you can transfer it to anyone for money.

"That... let me think about it..."

I'm still a little hesitant. It's not that I hate Jeluka, it's just that I have a troublesome physique. When I get to the Demon Fortress, something might happen. I just don't want this coward... to continue to be frightened.

"Not even if you're sleeping with me?"

Kalu's eyes were wide-eyed, her face was flushed, and she stammered.

"Don't...don't think that our sisters are exactly the same, but...but my sister is...but more attractive. My sister has a better figure than me!!! Woohoo~~"

"Colgate, I'd like to ask, do you think I'm a strange person?"

I couldn't help but look away when I saw Carolie sobbing in shame as she slapped the table for the last sentence.

"Of course... not, how could His Highness be such a weirdo? It's just... His Highness is also a man, and as a man... there is nothing you can do about it. It is said that a human man cannot... nor can... be... …To be patient, that’s it…that’s it.”

After saying this, Caroline's whole head was already steamed, and her eyes rolled in circles in a daze.

"..."

There is no doubt that even if poor sister Colgate takes every precaution, she is still inevitably instilled with some strange knowledge by the pornographic maid.

Having said that, it would be impossible for me to explain physiological knowledge to Caroline from scratch.

"Let me say, Caroline, are you so anxious to push your anxious sister to other men?" I put my hand on my forehead and sighed helplessly.

"His Royal Highness is not another man." Faced with my helplessness, Caroline smiled thoughtfully.

"Besides, my sister also has a good impression of His Royal Highness. I don't think this is forced."

"I have a good impression of that guy? How did you see it?"

If possible, I would like to get closer and take a closer look at Carolie's deep purple pupils to see if the structure inside is different from ordinary people.

"Don't forget that my sister and I are twins."

This statement... is indeed omnipotent. Even if I don't believe it in my heart, I can't refute it.

The purple pupils blinked, and an imperceptible sadness flashed across them quickly.

My sister is a clumsy idiot. She must be in a hurry when encountering this kind of thing. She doesn’t know what to do. She can only push me from behind. If you are happy, take good care of it, even if it is just fleeting, sister Ah, have you forgotten? We don't have much time.

"Colgate, what's wrong with you?"

"No...it's nothing. It's so rude to be in a daze in front of His Highness the Prince."

Quickly wiping her eyes, Carole bowed solemnly.

"That's the general situation. I hope His Highness the Prince can forgive me for this little willfulness. Regardless of whether I agree or not, I, Carol, will burst into tears."

"Okay, I'll just agree. That's all for the sake of it. But let me tell you in advance that you may encounter danger at any time if you follow me."

"His Royal Highness has agreed. It's great."

Carole, who completely ignored what I said next, smiled, but then turned shy.

"This... this kind of kindness, I, Caroline, can't repay even with my life. If... if His Highness the Prince can appreciate this meager gesture, so... so, even if he is a servant... …It’s also cocococo to serve in bed…”

She lowered her head completely. Even if it was blocked by a long purple hair that hung straight down, she could easily feel the shyness of Carol Jie now. Look, the exposed pointed ears unique to the elves were completely red. Thoroughly.

"Ahem..."

I couldn't catch my breath and started coughing violently.

"Your Highness, are you okay? Could it be... could it be that you really can't bear it..."

When Carolie saw this, she was shocked. She came up and asked with concern. If I nodded at this time, there was a 10% chance that she would reach out to the chest tie of the maid uniform.

How is that possible, bastard! !

"Colgate, you may have made a mistake...Forget it, in short, can you leave me alone now? I want to read these letters."

Facing Caroline, who was approaching her, her delicate and flawless face was only less than a foot away from her eyes. Her purple pupils were deep and seductive, and the fragrance of tulips that was very similar to that of the pornographic maid came to her nostrils, especially if she wanted to push her down. It is not a man who can calm down the ambiguous atmosphere that can be overturned immediately.

After glancing at the envelope on the table, for some reason, Carole suddenly looked in awe.

It turns out that this is the case, for the sake of my wives... I have endured it to this extent...

"Your Highness really, really loves his wife very, very deeply."

Caroline wiped away her tears and sighed with emotion.

"Uh... Although that's true, it still feels like you've misunderstood something somewhere?"

"It seems that entrusting my sister to His Highness is indeed a wise choice."

"Hey, you really listen to me!!"

"Your Highness, my sister, I leave it to you."

I:"……"

Forget it, I don't want to say anything anymore.

"Then I won't disturb Your Highness." After a deep bow, Carole stepped back respectfully and walked out of the tent.

"By the way, Your Highness the Prince."

"Um?"

"Please forgive me for mentioning a trivial matter. Could you please, Your Highness, not to mention your parents' matters in front of my sister?"

My sister and I were abandoned by our parents when we were young..."

"Ahaha~~ Our family advocates freedom, so this kind of thing happens occasionally. I have never been sad about it. If it hadn't been like this, I wouldn't have been able to meet Her Majesty the Queen. But my sister...she seems to have always been a little grudge. Yu Huai, my sister is a rather cautious person."

I agree with both hands, I agree with both hands. Only for the words of Colgate, I almost agree and want to kowtow. That guy is not only petty, he is simply a guy whose mind is smaller than [beep] eyes. Although he occasionally does it because of this. I had a strange hallucination, thinking that such a stingy and pornographic maid was even more adorable.

Hey, something's wrong...

"But... Jeluka has mentioned the word parents to me several times." I looked at Jeluka in confusion, and found that she was also confused.

"Is...is that so? What did sister say?"

"this……"

Can I really tell Caroline what the dirty maid once said about "the contraceptive pill inherited from her mother"?

"Forget it, it's probably something strange again." Seeing my hesitant look, Jeluka immediately understood.

"However, I think that if my sister really said that, it must be because she really wants to find a topic to talk to His Highness."

"..."

is that so? It turns out that in the eyes of the pornographic maid, I am a weirdo who is more suitable for topics like birth control pills...

After hearing Carolie's explanation, I was so shocked that I squatted in the corner and drew circles.

"Anyway, please, sister."

Before leaving, Caroline bowed deeply again.

"It's...too bad."

After Carolie left, she had been missing for an unknown amount of time when a familiar voice that seemed like an auditory hallucination came to her ears.

He raised his head and saw that the maid had come back at some point. She was sitting on the table with an unladylike look, looking through the envelopes placed on it.

By the way, when did you... Hey, give me back the letter! !

I grabbed the envelope from her hand and took a closer look. I breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it had not been opened. How could I allow myself not to read the love letter sent by Vilas and the others and let others read it first?

No, it’s impossible to show it to a third person, you bastard!

"Did you hear everything?"

After carefully putting the envelope away, I couldn't help but ask.

"It's... awful."

Jeluka just repeated this sentence. Judging from her expression now as bad as the words she said, it was very likely that this guy eavesdropped on the conversation between me and Kaluki. I didn't have any transformation, so I couldn't. I found a high-level voyeur in the pseudo-realm, but I don’t know if Kaluki noticed it or said that there were some words in it that she specifically told Jeluka.

"Now that you have heard it, you must also know very well that your precious sister has sold you to me."

I shrugged and said proudly.

"Is the shameful slave game about to begin so soon?"

"..."

This guy, once his sister is gone, he starts selling dirty jokes.

"It's a pity that this is the third part of the Beast Duke. The Duke's death is on the ninth page after the slave game..."

"You're definitely cursing me, aren't you."

"Eh? I was just talking about the Duke of Beasts. Could it be that His Highness the Prince has finally found his lost self?"

"No, I didn't look for such a thing at all!!"

"Then hurry up and start the journey of finding yourself."

"Who wants to go? Who wants to find a self that doesn't belong to me at all? You arrogant maid, I have to teach you a lesson this time!!"

The idiot-like conversation continued after Caroline left...