Chapter 1,114 Just Touch It

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I had no strength to resist, and I didn't dare to resist. There were red and black lights and violent explosions. Along with two continuous screams, I dragged two old men with bruised noses and swollen faces in front of Akara.

"Thank you for your hard work, Wu."

Akala probably hadn't noticed the huge commotion that lasted for more than ten seconds just now. He simply thought that I was just doing my best to subdue these two old men with lightning speed before they showed off their integrity, so his expression changed. Very satisfied.

If she knew that in just over ten seconds, I had been enchanted by an illusion and turned into a female version, and was photographed by Old Farah with a memory crystal, I'm afraid she wouldn't know how angry she would be.

Akala is now trying her best to build my image in the alliance and even in the mainland (although we are very embarrassed about this). If she knows about this, I am sure she will become a Tathagata in anger and kill these two people. An old monkey was suppressed to the bottom of the Arreat Mountains.

Although I would be happy to see Akara punish these two evil-doing old guys, I can't say anything about being transformed into a woman by the illusion. It's better to let this matter just disappear into the sky. That's a floating cloud.

But……

I glanced at Elder Leman and Beiya secretly from the corner of my eye, and I knew that this was unrealistic. Fortunately, these two people just met and did not leave any evidence. Even if these two people were really involved, So if you want me, Artoria's husband, to lead the gossip trend in the Dark Continent again (why would I say goodbye), it is also empty talk, and not many people will believe it.

It's like saying that I'm trying to spread the lie that the old drunkard is actually a pure man as a rumor that no one will believe, but I don't have any evidence to prove it. No one will believe this rumor at all. , will only make people feel bored, and can't even stir up a small splash.

Akara was not so polite to Mu Xiaodonggua, who was trying to play with his integrity. After giving the two of them a hard lecture, he ordered Old Man Farah to go back to his mage tower. , was not allowed to leave the Mages Guild before the God’s birthday, and then Mu Aiao Donggua was taken away by the dwarf elder who came to apologize. No, it should be said that he was pressed away. It seems that the old Winter Melon will not be able to jump for a while. .

After getting rid of the two big troubles, everyone breathed a sigh of relief. Later, Elder Lyman thought that he had been a bit stimulated today and was in a daze. He felt that he was in a bad state. After chatting for a few words, he also proposed Farewell.

"Excuse me……"

The little girl Beya, who had not gone far, suddenly turned around and ran back. She coquettishly held her hands behind her back in front of me, lowered her head and tapped her toes, looking as shy as a young girl preparing to confess her love in front of her lover. and hesitation.

Seeing little girl Beya suddenly showing this suspicious attitude, whether you are trembling or not, I am trembling anyway.

"Stupid... no, it's Elder Fan..."

After waiting for a long time, Beiya's courage gauge finally seemed to be full. She raised her head bravely, with her red face and moist beautiful eyes. The people who didn't know the truth would definitely misunderstand something when they saw this scene.

But in my mind, it only had the effect of deepening vigilance.

Because any statement or action made by this little elf girl has never contributed to world peace.

"Elder Fan...Elder Fan, that...this..."

The little girl Beya kept stammering, and it was so terrifying that it was hard for her to speak. I felt like I was falling into an abyss. If there weren't other people around me watching, 99% of the time. There is a chance that you can't help but run away out of fear of the unknown terror.

Finally, the little girl clenched her little fist, with courage on her face, and said what she was about to say amidst my fearful expression.

"Fan...Elder Fan, can I...can I call you Sister Fan from now on?!!!"

I:"……"

"Because... because... Elder Fan... Fan... The way you looked just... just now... was too mature. Maybe my previous understanding of you was... completely wrong... so... so Now let’s… let’s change the names a little… so… so…”

Tipping her toes and wrapping her index fingers gently, Beiya's face turned red, she lowered her head in embarrassment and explained in a low voice.

"Beya!!"

Two big hands fell heavily on Beiya's shoulders and pressed them hard. She seemed to be startled. She looked up and lowered her head in embarrassment. What was going on? Why did she create this? It's like being confessed, you bastard! !

However, I am not in the mood to complain about this now, because there are more important things, involving my gender being severely distorted. If I remain silent, some strange things may happen in the future, so I, now, must say Something, do something.

After pondering for a moment, I raised Beiya's face, eyes to eyes, close to the face, at a distance where we could feel each other's breath, and then spoke to her word by word as hard as gold and iron.

"Please! Call! Me! Stupid! Damn! Wu! Just! Okay! Yes! Must! Please! Please! Absolutely! Yes!"

He stared wide-eyed for a long time, and suddenly, the eyes right in front of him were quickly filled with crystal tears.

Then, without warning, a full uppercut hit my chin accurately, lifting my toes three feet off the ground.

"Woooooo~~ Idiot Wu bullies others, he is indeed an idiot, a big idiot!!"

The perpetrator, a certain princess from the Elf tribe, ran away in my sight, wiping her eyes and crying.

That's good, that's good. Compared with "Sister Fan", which can make people's spirits collapse in an instant, maybe now is the best end.

"Oops, what happened just now?"

Akara, who didn't know the truth, expressed confusion, while Linya had been whispering to Lena early in the morning. It seemed that she couldn't stop Lena from knowing what happened just now. Would she still regard me as my brother? It's so sad. The sadness in my heart at this moment may be enough to transform myself into the third largest force in hell - Wu Fan, the God of Songs of Love, the Demon King of Sorrow, and the stupidest and most passionate villain in history.

"anyway……"

Akara suddenly showed a meaningful smile, which made the corners of my eyes twitch.

"I didn't expect you, Wu, to be able to use the Hell Fighting Bear transformation. It seems that your body has recovered very well. To be honest, it's to the point where it scares me."

"Barely... barely okay."

I reluctantly pulled out a stiff smile, but in my heart, I was desperately hitting the wall at three times the red speed.

Bastard, bastard, bastard, I didn’t expect that the fact that I had recovered a lot of strength would be known to the person who should least know about it. She has been officially named and listed among the top ten five-fold plans of this year [God’s Birthday] The plan of pretending to be ill and recuperating for two months in the future was ruined! !

"Actually...actually, it's not as good as I imagined. It's just that I can barely transform. It's still not strong enough to deal with domain-level enemies."

It's stupid to play tricks in front of Akara. I can only try to give an explanation that is as true as possible and vague.

"Well, I understand. If there are no emergencies, there is nothing special that you need to do after God's Birthday. Just take advantage of this time to take good care of your body."

My character and what little plans I have in my heart cannot be hidden from the cunning Akala. However, after thinking for a moment, she said with a smile.

Holy light, holy light! !

For a moment, I seemed to see the dazzling holy light erupting from the back of Akara's head, shining so brightly on the earth and warming people's hearts. Ah, could it be that this old capitalist fox who exploited and squeezed labor has finally changed his gender? Or is it that her move just proves the historical inevitability and correctness of the transition from the evil capitalism that oppresses labor to the beautiful socialism that liberates labor?

In short, I accepted Akara's kindness with tears in my eyes, and began to carefully plan in my heart. Should I take advantage of the hard-won vacation and take Vilas and the others to travel and experience, or should I follow Tia? How about a trip to the Horadric tribe? The proportion of the former in the heart is obviously tens of thousands times heavier, but the significance of the latter is also extraordinary. Well, you have to think about this carefully and consider it carefully...

While lowering our heads in thought, our group also left one after another because of the departure of the two protagonists, Elder Lyman and Beja.

Suddenly, I felt two strange breaths floating around my body.

When I looked up, I realized that it was Linya and Lena, two girls, looking at me with quite serious and strange expressions.

"Is...is something wrong?"

Recalling the tragic scene when I was hit in the head by Linya's fireball not long ago, I once again felt Linya's uneasy aura, and I began to feel uneasy.

Linya, a little girl, is usually very calm, but once the thread of reason in her brain is broken and her head becomes hot, it is not so easy to recover.

"Wu...Brother Wu, are you okay?" Of the two girls, Linya spoke first.

"I...what's the matter with me? Look, isn't this a good thing?" Except for the fact that my hair was slightly scorched by your fireball just now.

"Wait, I'm still not at ease, can you...can you let me take a look?"

Linya held her little hands nervously, her eyes were clear, and the worried look on her face was the same as any wife in the world who is worried about her husband.

"Sure, go ahead and watch."

Faced with such a small request from my wife, I naturally would not refuse, although I soon regretted it.

I came closer nervously. First, Linya's little hand touched my face and hand gently for a while. After feeling that it was normal, her very familiar touch and lines, she breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately afterwards, his little hand hit the subject directly and touched my chest again and again, as if he wanted to find something.

"..."

I said...Linya, although I fully understand the heavy heart that your current actions represent, I hope you can also be a little considerate of how I, as a husband, feel now when I am exhausted from being tormented by illusions.

Linya's pretty face gradually showed a smile of joy.

Yes, absolutely right, this flatness, this toughness, and the warmth and security conveyed are the heavy weight that usually presses on oneself.

"How about it, it's finally confirmed." Seeing Linya smiling and retracting her little hand that was gently stroking her chest, I also felt a subtle sense of loss and breathed a sigh of relief.

After all, even through clothes, you can feel the gentleness and warmth of Linya's little hands, which is very comfortable.

“Ji~~~~~~”

Linya said nothing, her eyes slid straight down from her chest, and finally landed on that part.

"Wait, we don't need it here."

I subconsciously clamped my legs and took a few steps back.

"This...this is the most...critical...place. If we don't...confirm it...it won't work!!"

Linya's eyes were spinning in circles, and with an explicit gesture of completely losing her ability to think calmly and acting only on instinct, she stretched out her little hand and slowly approached.

Now I can finally confirm that the thread of Linya's sanity that was suddenly severed after the Feini incident has not yet been fully connected just now. The fragile interface was still disconnected because the illusion just now was disconnected again.

"Brother Wu, don't be nervous, it's just... just a little verification, just take off your pants."

Saying this, Linya's little hand stretched out to my waist.

Although Linya lost her mind and became confused and unreasonable, she did not have a cuteness similar to that of a natural idiot, but now she obviously did not give a thumbs up and praise, and then used the memory crystal to retain this scene for later. When teasing Linya.

I panicked and took a few steps back again, avoiding Linya's little hand.

"Wait...wait a minute, Linya, this kind of thing...well, can you do it well when you go home? I'll let you test it thoroughly when you go home."

"No...no, wuwu, I can't bear it anymore, I have to..."

Linya's voice had a sobbing sound, and her deep concern was touching. Of course, being moved was touching, but compromising was another matter.

"Don't run, Brother Wu, it's just... just a little confirmation, soon, soon, so calm down."

"You are the one who should calm down, Linya. How could I ask you to take off your pants in a place like this!!"

I shouted loudly, dumbfounded, and once again avoided Linya's little hand attack.

"Lena, tell me about Linya too."

I suddenly remembered that there was a savior next to me. Maybe her words could calm Linya down.

"That's right, sister Linya, you can't do this, my brother will be in trouble."

Sure enough, Lena, who was extremely calm at all times, finally stood up at this moment.

"This is different from what we originally discussed. It doesn't mean that we should capture my brother and let the two of us touch and confirm it. How can Sister Linya act alone? This is not fair!"

"..."

So you are also an accomplice, Lena! ! ! ! !

My current mood is as if the policeman who had been entrusted with great trust was betrayed in front of my face. I burst into tears, and I just felt that there was no longer a good person who could be trusted in this world.

Why, this is very strange, there must be something wrong. Why is Lena, who has high hopes for Akela, who always gives people a sense of peace and calmness like a spring breeze, and always shows a peaceful smile, is acting strange today, as if she is with Lin Like Ya, a certain thread in my mind has been torn.

After finally escaping from the hands of Linya and Lena, who were acting strangely, I leaned on a big tree nearby and bent over, gasping for air.

The reluctant Hell Fighting Bear transformation has already consumed a lot of energy. Coupled with the double blow mentally, I feel quite exhausted now. Maybe my body's recovery speed will be greatly reduced because of today, and I will be able to recover overnight. Maybe before liberation.

A strange switch must have been pressed today. Why, even for me, a quasi-tragedy emperor, this kind of human tragedy, which is rare to encounter once a year, happens one after another? Could it be that God sneezed and reversed the order of Feini and me?

Suddenly, a slight breath approached from behind.

It is said that once you are bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years. Even Linya and Lena can't believe it now. I feel panicked when I see a human figure, so I decisively turn around and assume a human posture like a hell fighting bear. Classic blocking posture, with a wary face.

"So it's you, Tia."

After seeing who it was, I breathed a sigh of relief.

The reason why Dia can make me so relaxed is because from the beginning to the end of the Gaut incident, this little Horadric girl who should have made the biggest fuss has maintained a very calm attitude.

Of course, there was also a suspiciously sinister side in the middle, and it was this side that indirectly led to the tragic incident between Fini and I. However, I will not shirk the responsibility and blame Tia for this matter. It was the wrong thing to tease Feini, and that's why she became like that.

I knew clearly that when the quasi-tragedy emperor and the tragedy emperor collided, something earth-shattering would definitely happen, but I still joined in recklessly. I had no complaints against anyone for that tragedy. I could only blame myself.

Therefore, after a series of tragic events, Tia made me feel quite calm and reassuring. I even wondered if this girl had picked up something strange on the road and eaten it.

"Fanfan, are you okay?" Dia pursed her lips and showed an innocent smile that healed the soul.

"Barely surviving." I gave up weakly and sat down with my back against the tree.

"To Come!"

She shook her little fist at me with great momentum. Her energetic posture and smile seemed to really make me feel her momentum pouring into my body.

"Then, I'll leave first. See you tomorrow, Fanfan."

With that said, with a kind of extreme joy that could not be concealed and a meaningful smile that made people care, Tia left quickly.

It’s strange, what’s wrong with this little girl? Is she following you all the way just to cheer herself up? Although this is a normal thing for her character, I always feel something is wrong.

Yes, it was her smile.

It feels like...

It's like I got something I dreamed of but can't show it to anyone. I can't help but find the person closest to me, share the smile and joy, and then leave in a hurry.

Inexplicably, I had a cold war...