Chapter 1193 Octopus, Slime, Feeney
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After returning to the banquet, Linya's little face was still rosy, more moving, seductive, and intoxicating than after drinking a whole bottle of Sac Crystal, which made Karina and the others feel extremely strange. She originally had a good drinking capacity.
Of course, there is nothing you can do on the bar street. Not to mention the time, what if someone sees you? However, Linya Xiaonizi did not refuse my tempting proposal. Don’t worry, wait until the two of us are alone in the future...
Drinking this way and that, after getting sixty minutes drunk, all kinds of beastly blood will boil.
Just thinking about it in my mind gave me the urge to bleed from my nose. I could understand why Linya's face remained red until the end of the banquet.
The drunken Sister Sharna was attracted by the old drunkard. This is something that the entire Rogge camp should breathe a sigh of relief. However, everyone seems to be still surprised by the second personality of Sister Sharna. After returning, how will the atmosphere be? There was some silence, as if everyone had their own thoughts, and there was no longer the unbridled noise just now.
Seeing this, I snorted proudly in my heart.
It's time to take it out, my secret weapon. I paid a lot of money to buy it from that dead profiteer.
That's right, I got it in the afternoon with Lal San and the others at the West District Market. What's that octopus called? All in all, it's a very nx species. It's said that it never rises above 10,000 meters of water. The height is really terrifying, so terrifying. How dark is the heart of a guy who lives in that dark seabed?
Well...someone, bring up my octopus.
"Cousin Meow, are you calling me Meow?" Coolie Feini came up at the right time and asked.
"I'll go, when did you wake up?" I said I was shocked. Didn't this transvestite just fall into a place called muscle hell?
"Thanks to His Majesty Alto for letting me drink the hangover soup, so I'm fine now." As if she noticed my doubts, Fini puffed up her little chest proudly.
Damn it, this guy was rescued before he even crossed the Santu River? But he was almost dragged into another hell by Sister Sharna.
Thinking of this, I feel a little unbalanced. What's going on with this contrast?
It was like a question-and-answer contest. Feini and I were each sitting on the lifting platform of death. Just now, I had risen one step closer to Feini who was at the highest point.
"Go, go, push up the big box on the back of the tent." I waved my hand angrily to drive Feini.
"Yes meow."
Feeney took the order and with a slightly curious expression, went around the back of the tent and pushed a box filled with water to the front.
Of course, that big octopus cannot always be kept in Lal's inventory. Even if Lal is willing, no matter how nx it is, and even despises the existence of Fifth Master, if it leaves the water for a long time, it will still Hang up.
The huge box immediately attracted the attention of everyone present. Except for Lar and Vilas who knew what was inside, everyone looked curious, including Feini, who wanted to know how tall this person was. What on earth is in the box that can accommodate several people taking a bath in it?
"Cousin, cousin, what on earth is here?"
Feini couldn't bear her curiosity. As soon as she stopped what she was doing, she couldn't help but poke her head in. Looking at the dark bottom of the box filled with water, she felt that there was something strange under the water. The living creature is squirming slightly like an elegant lady.
Nice, this is the opportunity!
The resentment I had accumulated just now for being a quasi-tragic emperor made me feel evil thoughts in my heart when I saw this scene. I took out a staff with my hands behind my back.
Hey, look at my telekinesis.
Unprepared, Feini immediately loaded herself into the box.
"Uh-huh, what...what's going on, meow?"
Under the sound of splashing water, Feini poked her head out of the water with a puzzled expression. The box was only one person tall, and she could touch the bottom by standing on tiptoes. Moreover, Feini's predecessor was a wandering mage. With all kinds of useless skills, swimming is naturally not difficult for her.
At this moment, Feini suddenly noticed that under the water, the living creature that she had just sensed with a slight aura suddenly came up to her, an unknown object with thick arms, cold and smooth, and strong suction, like Like a rapidly growing vine, it snaked along her feet and soon wrapped around her waist.
"Meow-meow-meow-meow-!!! What on earth is this, meow?!!!"
I felt something wrapped around my lower body, which seemed to be covered with countless smooth bumps as big as thumbs. Like tongues, they were licking the delicate white skin, and there was a nauseating and numb feeling like a wriggling creature. , for a moment, Feini forgot the fact that she was a fourth-level wizard after all, and kept struggling in the water like an ordinary girl.
Suddenly, water splashed all over the box. Fini, who was entangled from the waist down, could only rely on her hands to slap the water. She kept choking on the water in a panic, just like a drowning person struggling to cry for help.
"Don't... don't panic, Feini, I'm here to save you."
Feini's old best friend, Oona, who has a severe cross-dressing fetish, picked up a stone and rushed to the box, repeatedly hitting the box with the stone, reenacting the story of Sima Guang rescuing people.
It's a pity that Oona is one of the only two ordinary people among everyone present. The other one is naturally Aunt Lisa.
Naturally, her rescue action was the least efficient. After smashing it several times, there was still no sign of the box breaking.
And Feini inside felt again, the same greasy and disgusting things that were wrapped around her lower body, stretching up and gradually wrapping around her entire body.
At this moment, Oona yelled, raised the stone and hit it hard. The whole box finally made a clear cracking sound, and a big hole was broken. Under the squeeze of the water pressure, with a bang, the whole box It was completely broken.
Suddenly, the water inside poured out, turning the surrounding mud into a vast quagmire.
Fini also escaped from the water smoothly.
However, no one present reacted, and their eyes were blank, including Oona who smashed the box.
As far as the eye can see, Feini, who is wearing a pretty maid uniform, is entangled by a huge octopus. Four or five of the two-meter-long octopus tentacles are wrapped around her body, sucking her tightly. The surface of the purple-spotted tentacles covered with suckers secreted a large amount of transparent and slippery mucus with paralyzing and stimulating ingredients, which was covered with Feini's wet maid uniform that clung to her alluring body, hair, pretty face, and On the exposed white skin.
It was an erotic scene that could make a man's vagina swell to the extreme in an instant.
What's more, the ends of three thick tentacles got into the gaps between Feini's collar, waist, and skirt, and swam directly inside with Feini's delicate body.
"Ah~~~Yeah~~~there~~~not there~~~can't~~~ah~~~can't suck~~~suck~~~suck there~~~will~~~ah~~~~ ~~!!!”
As these octopus tentacles wandered into the maid's uniform, her messy clothes were stained with mucus, her pretty face was crimson, and she was trembling and weak. From that seductive little mouth, she feebly let out a series of unbearable stimulations. , a charming *** that makes people think about it.
"Hiss~~~hiss~~~~"
A gasp could be heard from the men present.
"Oops... Oops, I seem... I seem to suddenly feel that even if I am a man, it doesn't matter."
Hans stared blankly at this scene, two bloody noses came out, and he murmured subconsciously.
"Boss Hans, hold on, don't fall into that kind of world!!"
Paladin Baal sucked in the nosebleed that was about to flow out, and reluctantly reminded the captain beside him.
“Inspiration…no…inspiration at all!!”
Arius, who was originally very interested in Feini, should have been excited after seeing this scene, but she suddenly fell to her knees weakly on the ground, with a look of defeat on her face.
Even if she relied on the powerful power of fujoshi to hypnotize herself, after this night, she could no longer treat Fini as a male. In other words, she had lost the best subject in the world.
The seriousness of this fact is as if someone who was used as a reference for Duke Beast in Little Jasmine's eyes to create inspiration suddenly became as serious and smart as Carlos, as if Jeluka suddenly had no moral integrity to sell. , one can imagine the blow Arius received in his heart.
Others had mixed reactions.
"That's enough you damn octopus!!"
With an unbearable roar, the sword in his hand had penetrated the octopus's bare head.
Time seemed to pause for a second, and then, black blood spurted out from the crack in the long sword. Within a moment, the tentacles wrapped around Feini softly slipped from her body. Feini had been tortured enough. , and fell to the ground weakly.
"Thank you... Wuwu~~~Thank you, meow, cousin meow~~~"
Lying among the mucus on the ground, holding the messy clothes in her arms, revealing large areas of white skin, she was like a delicate doll that had been damaged. She stuck out her tongue and gasped. Feini cast a grateful look at her and spoke with a small smile. Said a cat-like cute voice.
I:"……"
Such a situation was beyond my expectation. All in all, I must not tell her now that the murderer who threw her into the box was me.
Soon, the limp Feini was taken away by Oona. After this farce, the welcome party resumed its previous hustle and bustle, and even became more lively.
You can tell by looking at the red faces of those men. These guys are definitely still thinking about the scene just now in their minds. They are really a group of hopeless guys.
I sighed helplessly, and then immediately cast a firm look at Vilas and the others who had not been tempted, saying that no matter how tempting Fini was, I would not take it easy.
Humph, after all, we used to be professional otakus, so we can barely stand the temptation of this level.
"Ahem, what are you doing? Come on, come on, let's put up the shelves."
A heavy cough finally woke up many people from their trance. I picked up the dead octopus whole, washed it with water, and then shouted to everyone.
Octopus must be grilled whole to have atmosphere.
Seeing the rare delicacy, the group of foodies became more excited. They finally put the scene behind them and started to get busy, cleaning the internal organs and cutting flowers on the surface for seasoning. A huge octopus , after more than half an hour of tinkering, he was strung on a spear, tied with eight tentacles, and placed on the burning charcoal fire for roasting.
After a while, the originally brown octopus meat slowly turned into a ripe red color, and a unique umami flavor of octopus was exuded from it.
While turning the spear and brushing the seasoning on it, everyone gathered around the grill and became excited. Only Arturia stood outside the crowd, and the golden hair on her forehead turned a little faster than usual. .
"It should be fine."
As the fragrance spread throughout the banquet hall, at last, Vilas sighed that she was done, and suddenly it exploded like water falling into a frying pan.
After cutting off a chopstick-long octopus tentacle, I emerged from the crowd and immediately saw the lonely Arturia standing there, standing out from the crowd.
"Oh, Artoria."
After waving to her, I stepped forward and handed the plate in my hand to her.
"Eat it, the taste will definitely be the same."
The good materials and the craftsmanship of Veras and the others made me grin with confidence and give a thumbs up to Artoria, as if a white light flashed through my teeth.
Arturia looked at me, then at the grilled octopus on the plate, her face as calm as water. After about a few seconds, she finally took action.
Instead of taking the plate, he directly grabbed the octopus meat with his two small hands, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and chewed~~~~~
"That... Artoria?"
I asked hesitantly, looking at Artoria who was holding most of the tentacles that were still exposed, chewing her mouth continuously, and showing a very natural and cute expression.
I always feel like her eyes are always wandering and she just doesn't look at the food in her hands. Is it my imagination? "
"Is it easy to shout?" Arturia asked vaguely while chewing the roasted tentacles in her mouth.
If something happens, I probably want to say this.
"Don't be so hasty, there's still plenty left."
Seeing how Arturia was anxious and eager to swallow it all, I thought she was greedy.
"I'll go get you some more."
Looking back, I saw that within a short while, there was only a small half of the octopus left on the grill. After secretly cursing these foodies, I took the plate and turned around and walked towards the grill.
At this moment, something, like a nail, suddenly hit my head.
"It hurts, who is it?!"
I immediately turned around and glared around.
Unfortunately, Arturia was the only one standing next to her. Let's not say whether she would do this. She couldn't do it even if she was holding octopus meat with both hands.
The other suspects are Carlos and Little Fox. With the speed of these two people, it is not difficult to do such a thing.
Carlos was unlikely, but the little fox... looked for her figure and found her chatting among the group of Vilas, looking unlikely.
"Artoria, do you know who knocked me on the head just now?" In desperation, I just asked Artoria who was standing aside.
He shook his head.
Arturia, who was still shouting about the octopus tentacles and kept stuffing them into her mouth, shook her head in a cute manner, and the golden hair on her forehead rose up and down with her movements.
Damn it, Arturia didn't even see it. Could it be that he drank too much and was hallucinating?
I shook my head in disbelief and turned around again, intending to get some more pieces of octopus meat for Artoria.
"It hurts, it hurts!!!"
The same attack as before fell on his head again, three times in succession.
I was angry, who the bastard is! !
Looking around, there was still no trace of the prisoner, and Artoria... forget it, she had turned into an octopus-eating demon.
Confused, I just turned around, this time it was a five-hit combo! !
Ho ho ho ho! ! !
It is tolerable, but what is unbearable!
I turned around deliberately, feeling the attacking aura just now, and suddenly shot back with a carbine.
No one was around.
Is it really a ghost?
Looking around carefully, the only things moving in my sight were Artoria's chewing mouth and the dull golden hair on her forehead. I was immediately frightened and inexplicable.
"Tia, get me some octopus meat."
I used the Great Summon to call Tia over. I handed her the plate and watched her happily accept the task, trot away, and look back.
In my dull gaze, the golden hairs on Artoria's forehead were like the beak of a woodpecker, piercing my forehead constantly and at a high frequency.
"That... Artoria?"
I tried to call out, hoping that Artoria would realize her current murderous behavior.
"?"
The person who responded to me was Arturia, who was mechanically stirring the octopus tentacles, with a questioning look.
It seemed that even she, as the master, did not know how bloody, cruel and unscrupulous evil things she was doing now.
Although I usually complain about it, at this moment, I do have some doubts. Could it be that... the stupid guy is really the real body?
Speechlessly wiping the blood left on my forehead due to the woodpecker-style attack of the deadly weapon, thinking of some possibility, I couldn't help but ask tentatively.
"Could it be that... you hate eating octopus?"
Artoria: "..."
Silence, Artoria fell silent, she must be very annoying, and the stupid hair on her forehead must be because she was very annoying, so she subconsciously attacked me when I was about to add octopus meat to her! ! !
What a cruel piece of stupid hair! !
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Ha~~~~ I always feel that my king’s stupid hair can do a lot of cute things. Of course, I am not writing this just to complain about cuteness. The stupid hair on Artoria’s forehead is really cute. There is a certain secret inside. You can imagine it, for example... it has the function of emitting strange radio waves to summon aliens to come (it was photographed flying away). This is a joke, haha~~~~