Chapter 1,205 True and False Knights
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"In short, it's empty talk, so let me look for evidence, in the name of grandpa."
I pushed up the bridge of my nose and gave a deep look, as if I had finally reached the end of the 1,205-episode suspense blockbuster that revealed the truth.
By the way, who would watch a suspense movie with such a long plot? You bastard, you have already forgotten the characters who appeared in the front, and you have forgotten all the foreshadowing that you laid in the past. It has changed from a suspense movie to a housewife movie, bastard! !
No, I always feel that some guy is clutching his chest, vomiting blood and shouting, he could be shot while lying down, so let’s do something serious first.
Leaving Jeluka aside, I began to break into the backstage and patrolled back and forth among the busy beautiful female elves.
Probably because of the last Crystal Shard mission, I, a prince who originally had an unreliable reputation among the elves, finally gained a little respect from this proud race. No matter what I think in my heart, at least on the surface, in front of my eyes. These elves are all willing to show me a respectful smile.
I randomly stopped an elf who didn't look very busy, chatted with her for a while, and then got to the point.
"By the way, who prepared our performance? Just by looking at the layout, I feel that it will be a performance that will make people applaud."
"Haha, doesn't His Highness the Prince know?"
After being praised like this by me, a proud smile burst out on Elf's pretty face.
"This is all the credit of Lady Carol. All the programs for God's Birthday this time, whether it is scripts, lyrics, or dances, were all handled by Lady Carol."
"Oh oh oh, that's amazing." I expressed my shock.
Wait, Caroline?
In other words, these elves still don't know that Carole, who was supposed to be with Artoria, has been locked in the cupboard by her sister with an extremely bad personality, but instead she was replaced?
"His Royal Highness really doesn't know anything at all?" The female elf couldn't help but be surprised when she saw the surprised look on my face.
"I'm sorry, I really didn't know anything. I didn't expect that Carol was so powerful." I scratched my head in embarrassment. Is it really worth being so surprised?
"That's right. Your Highness is so busy, so it's reasonable."
Elf mm seemed relieved, and then said solemnly with a very admiring tone, slightly raising her chin.
"Lady Carol, among us elves, she is known as a gorgeous dancing knight."
You didn't fool me? ! !
Rather than confirming the title of the gorgeous dance knight, I was more surprised that the dirty maid who took pleasure in selling her moral integrity in front of me actually told the truth several times in one breath. Could it be that the end of the world is coming?
After bidding farewell to the elf sister, I returned to Jeluka with a look of incomprehension.
"How's the confirmation? His Royal Highness tried to make the other party pregnant with words." Jeluka said expressionlessly.
"Don't tell me, I seemed to be glaring at whoever was pregnant. Anyway, I just confirmed that you weren't lying." I looked confused.
"But, what she just said was Caroline, not you. How to explain this? Who is the so-called gorgeous dance knight?"
"Kalujie." A mischievous smile appeared on the corner of Jeluka's mouth.
"Go ahead and reveal your true nature without hesitation? Are you still deceiving me? You are such a bad character!!" I immediately lifted the coffee table angrily.
"But think about it, His Royal Highness, in fact, it is me who arranges the show now."
Jeluka's cunning look now is like that of an evil doctor trying to act as an innocent citizen and provide misleading clues to the detective.
"That's right. This is what I was confused about at first." After calming down, I began to think deeply.
That's right, regardless of which of Jeluka's words are true and which are false, the only thing that makes it impossible to be false is that these programs were indeed arranged by her.
"What is the truth? If you want to know the aftermath, please read [Sister Episode 9 of the Extra Chapter of the Idiot Prince Detective's Journey of Ventilation]."
"Don't talk as if this book really exists, and don't let that guy from Princess Sanwu hear it, otherwise it will really come out of nothing!!" I didn't hesitate to slap Jeluka on the forehead. Remember the knife.
"Could it be that... the gorgeous Dancing Knight is indeed right about Caroline, but the real behind-the-scenes operator is actually you, like this?"
After thinking for a moment, I expressed my guess.
Jeluka was stunned. It seemed that I had guessed it right. If it wasn’t a red heart, it was at least nine rings.
Then she did something that surprised me. She took out a small bottle, poured out the pills inside and counted them.
"What are you doing?" I was curious.
"Count and see if His Highness has eaten anything secretly."
"I won't eat this kind of thing, you bastard!"
"But His Highness the Prince's IQ just now was completely abnormal. Wasn't it because he ate something secretly?"
"That's called super long-term use, and I don't think your expired birth control pills can have the effect of improving your IQ."
Does this stupid maid really want me to complain about her?
"In other words, I guessed it right."
"That's roughly true, but I'm very curious about the basis of Your Highness's judgment." Jeluka looked at me with suspicion, as if to say, it must be a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, right?
"It's not difficult. If you think about it carefully, you will know that Carole has to serve Arturia all day long. It is impossible for her to have time to write scripts, fill in lyrics, arrange dances, etc. And you, anyway, don't Since I regard the Royal Library as my own nest, I should have so much information in my mind and enough time to tinker with it."
"It's really rude. I also have to serve the great elder Yalandlan." Jeluka retorted seemingly unwillingly.
"You didn't deny it, which means you admitted it?" I shook my head proudly.
In fact, there is still a follow-up basis for judgment that has not been mentioned, that is, the timid nature of this pornographic maid is destined to prevent her from being exposed to the public eye and will only hide behind the scenes. For example, her current identity as the intelligence chief, and then Ruthlessly pushing her younger sister, Caroline, who looks exactly like her, to the front desk.
What a poor sister. If I were Lucy, when I was in my mother's womb, I would have been tempted to kick the unscrupulous sister next to me.
"By the way, what's your taste like Carol?"
I suddenly wanted to know that if they are both sisters, they should have similar artistic talents, although they are not like Jeluka, who can soak in the royal embassy every day to absorb some useful and useless knowledge.
Carolie: "..."
"What's wrong? It looks like the end of the world."
"No, it's nothing, right? Caroline." Obviously hiding something, the dirty maid shook her head and showed a very subtle smile.
"As for Caroline, her taste in art is the same as Her Royal Highness's singing voice."
"Isn't that awesome?" I immediately exclaimed, as expected, like sister, like sister.
Jeluka: "..."
"Why do you look like it's the end of the world again?"
"No, it's nothing." Jeluka shook her head again with a confused smile.
"Very good, let's temporarily use Kaluge as an alternate member of our band." I raised my fist in the air with great momentum.
"Applause, applause."
Jeluka, who had no sincerity at all, applauded with a perfunctory attitude, and then suggested.
"How about the name of the band is [Three People Who Destroy the World]?"
"It seems pretty good..." I touched my chin and thought about it.
The name has a dark style, but the lead singer is also known as the savior. Such a strong contrast... There is a way, there really is a way! !
The more I thought about it, the more satisfied I became. I couldn't help but smile, and patted Jeluka on the shoulder happily. You guys have finally done a good deed.
However, we should wait to discuss this matter with Karen later. It is better to finish the work at hand first.
I suddenly remembered my mission and quickly kicked my free thoughts back into my mind.
"Stop talking about it, your show here still lacks any props, or does it need any cooperation?"
"There is a lack of an actor to play the Duke of Beasts." Jeluka did not hesitate.
"Sorry! There are no actors like that! I will never let you act in that kind of show!!" Gritting my teeth, if there wasn't someone nearby, I would have to give this dirty maid a good slap on the ass.
"If not, forget it. We don't need other props here." Jeluka sighed in disappointment.
"Really don't need anything else?"
"No need, we are fully prepared. Besides, even if there is something missing, it is not something you can prepare immediately."
Oh oh oh, professionals are indeed different from amateurs. I looked at Jeluka with a little admiration.
"In this case, I'll leave first. You guys should work hard."
Looking at the time, I think it would be better to hand over the information required for these props to Linya as soon as possible.
Hey, where are those information?
I grabbed my empty arms and found that the stack of papers I was holding had disappeared out of thin air.
"Yeah, that's it." Then, I heard frequent sighs from the pornographic maid.
Looking back, I saw that what this guy was holding in his hand was the prop information that disappeared from his arms out of thin air, and he was looking at it with relish.
"Although I don't have the heart to criticize these people, but just from these props, you can roughly guess the level of their show."
The shady and poisonous maid came to this conclusion without any mercy.
"Sincerity and courage are more important."
Although I really wanted to say a good word for those people, after thinking about it again and again, I could only issue this weak retort.
What Jeluka said is absolutely right. Just looking at the titles of those programs, I had the feeling that Princess Sanwu would use her newly released works. There were never less than ten words printed on the hard cover. The title of the book, the feeling when it was handed to me.
Titanium alloy dogs are blind.
"Let's go."
"Um...Okay, huh? Where to go?"
Because Jeluka's demeanor, mannerisms and tone were all too natural, just like a girl who ran over to her while waiting at a date and naturally took her boyfriend's arm.
Jeluka waved the prop information in her hand in front of my eyes.
"You want to come with me?" I tried to figure out what she meant.
"No." The result was immediately rejected by Jeluka expressionlessly.
"It's just to prevent His Royal Highness from applying glue to the props and making those actors look embarrassed on stage."
"I won't do such pranks that only children would do!!"
"All in all, we cannot just watch the Prince harass those actresses."
"No, no, absolutely not."
"Uh hahahahahaha, do you want this prop? It's very important to you, right? Without this prop, your performance will not be able to go on. Maybe your artist team will collapse and disband because of this failed performance. , everyone will live on the streets, hehehe, if this is the case, there is nothing we can do. As long as you are willing to listen to me and be my slave, I can consider lending you this prop..."
"Which part of the Duke of Beasts series is this borrowing from?" Having had countless experiences, I already seemed calm and calm when dealing with pornographic jokes like Jeluka's.
"In short, to maintain the peace of the Dark Continent."
"So my existence has hindered the Dark Continent from achieving peace? It seems to be very powerful! Although I don't understand the reason at all, I always feel that I am quite powerful!!"
Jeluka: "..."
I:"……"
"Okay, I understand. It's up to you. Is it really okay to leave your work alone like this?"
In the end, this battle of complaints ended with me giving in. Really, this guy is so unlovable, can't he be a little more honest in front of me? As long as you tell the truth obediently - "I just want to be with His Highness the Prince", no matter how willful the request is, I will nod and agree.
Seeing that I had compromised, the corners of Jeluka's mouth seemed to curl up slightly, looking very happy.
After exchanging some words with a few elves, she ran back slowly.
"okay?"
"okay."
"Have everything been explained clearly?" I was still a little worried.
"Don't worry, I have already told them. In the name of the Queen, His Highness the Prince ordered me to go back, strip naked and smear cream and honey on my body, and then lie on the bed obediently and wait for him to enjoy it after he finishes the work. "
"I don't feel at ease if you say that, you idiot!!"
I knew clearly that this guy was selling dirty jokes about her, but I still couldn't help but complain loudly.
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This chapter is particularly tragic. The reason is that after listening to someone's instigation, I suddenly wanted to kill the virus on my computer. I bought the little red umbrella that someone said has a good reputation. As a result, after a round of scanning, no virus was found. The c drive had 21 GB of space left, but it was inexplicably full, with only over 30 MB left! !
Then the w*** used for coding crashed. Xiao Qi thought it didn't matter, there was an automatic backup. However, when she reopened the document and restored the backup, all the displayed characters were garbled characters. In desperation, she uninstalled Xiaohong Umbrella and cleaned up c disk, and then reinstalled w***, it was good, but more than half of the characters coded in the front were gone (the unfortunate thing was that I had an idea occasionally in the middle of the code and saved it manually), and finally only Let’s wait until we can upload 4000 codes in a hurry...
***: 7000 will be completed tomorrow...
***2: Xiaoqi now hates even Little Red Riding Hood...