Chapter 1,239 The Elder Fan’s Weapon
So, when I took off my disguise as a super businessman and passed by the old drunkard’s stall with a spear in my hand, everyone was excited. ^httpbePlease remember our
It turned out that this big liar was not a lie, Elder Fan really used this brand of spear.
It is worth mentioning that they seemed more surprised that the old drunkard didn't lie to others than that I used this long gun.
I am about to burst into tears for the shameful Elder Kasha.
All in all, after the sales started, the business was extremely hot. As we hid aside and watched, our eyes turned into two big "again"s.
This business without capital is very profitable. The cost of a spear, iron sword or other training weapon is only a few dozen gold coins, but now it is branded with the Elder Fan brand, and the price has suddenly soared to a gold coin in the old field. It's a huge profit.
And if the Elder Kasha card is printed on it, maybe no one will ask for a single gold coin, and all the money will be lost.
Therefore, I think it is necessary to beat the old drunkard and let her know that the Elder Fan brand weapons, but if I sell one, my moral integrity will be lost a little. Assuming that I sell 700 million weapons a year, if I add up the moral integrity I have lost, it will be Can circle the Dark Continent twice.
She owes a lot of this favor.
Seeing more and more adventurers coming together, I suddenly felt a little itchy. I wanted to know what are the reasons why everyone is so enthusiastic about the weapons of the Elders?
If a female adventurer wants to buy Elder Fan's spear, I might be able to understand it, but what about others?
I finally understand why some leaders, after making some achievements, can’t help but go to the private sector to investigate opinions. It’s all caused by vanity.
Just do some research.
Seeing that the old drunkard was completely immersed in the dream of gold coins, I secretly despised her and suddenly felt that the realm between the two of us was different.
Put on the cloak, cover your face, and once again transform into the hidden super businessman mode. This time it is not for business, but for investigation.
Who should I look for? Brother, you, it’s you.
I stopped an adventurer who had just bought an Elder Mortal brand spear and was rubbing it in his hand happily.
"Ahem, brother, you seem very happy?"
I asked curiously with a low, hoarse voice.
"Again, this guy has so many problems."
The other party glared at him unceremoniously, and when he squinted his eyes, he saw that by coincidence, wasn't this the man who had just discussed the miko clan with him?
"It's a pleasure to meet you, it's fate."
I quickly joined in to warm up, I just regretted that there was no such thing as cigarettes in the Dark Continent, otherwise it would have been much easier to talk if I handed one over.
"Brother, you know that I am also a businessman, so I am very curious as to why everyone is rushing to buy these weapons. Could it be that... as Elder Kasha said, it can really strengthen the body and get twice the result with half the effort through practice?"
"Bullshit."
As a result, before I could finish my words, the adventurer made an indignant noise. Then he lowered his voice and looked around. When he saw that there were no walls with ears, he lowered his voice with strong disdain and indignation.
"Are you mentally ill? I'm not afraid to tell you what that guy said. When I was an adventurer here in the camp, she cheated me out of ten gold coins and I haven't paid it back yet.", "It turns out they are all poor people. Ah." As if I had found an organization, I held the other person's hand tightly and shook it.
"I was also defrauded of several thousand gold coins by that old woman, and I'm still defaulting on the money.", "Brother, you are worse off than me."
The two found a common language and unanimously condemned the old drunkard's numerous crimes, and their relationship instantly became much closer.
"Why do you still buy it when you know that guy is cheating?" Then, I continued to investigate and asked.
"Although claims of strengthening the body and getting twice the result with half the effort are all lies, brother, didn't you see? Elder Fan was indeed passing by holding such a spear just now."
"Yeah...Yeah." I forced a smile, feeling guilty.
"It shows that this is indeed a practice weapon often used by Elder Fan."
As he said this, the adventurer narrowed his eyes slightly and caressed the practice spear in his hand, as if treating his own treasure.
"Because it is the weapon used by that adult, it has meaning. From now on, whenever I encounter any problems, I just need to take a look at this spear and I will feel..."
Oh oh oh, it turns out that my image in everyone's minds is actually so tall.
At this moment, I was filled with tears of excitement, and I felt even more sad. I felt sorry for the party and the people. I was so obsessed with money that I teamed up with that old drunkard to deceive everyone.
"There will be a sense of intellectual superiority in my heart. You said that even a fool like that can reach this point, what problems can trouble you? You think so, brother, ahahahahann~ ~n", me: "..."
Stupid human being, you deserve to have the money in your pocket stolen.
Maybe this is just a special case. Yes, although we have not expected anything like the prestige of the divine horse, at least most people should still be full of respect for our pseudo-savior.
Unwilling to give up, I fell in love with another one.
This adventurer, who has blond hair and looks about forty years old, seems to care about his appearance. When he was being investigated, he narcissistically moved his blond hair lightly, as if there were countless red roses and glitter. This action of his embellishes it.
What he bought was an Elder Fan brand iron sword. Although it was only used as a weapon for practice, the shiny blade that reflected the dazzling light was enough to show that the sword did not cut any corners.
It seemed that I had asked the wrong person. I had an ominous feeling in my heart.
"Every time I see this iron sword..."
The blond man looked intoxicated, using the sword as a mirror and looking at himself inside.
"You will deeply understand how sinful your handsome face is, oh! God, the merciful and cruel God, how many people have taken away their beauty to create such a perfect man like me? What a sinner. If possible, how much I want to share my sinful handsomeness with poor Elder Fan. After all, he is also the hero of the alliance and the twin stars of the mainland. Looking like that, isn't it a bit shabby? ? Face is the first impression, it is very important. In my opinion, if an elder wants to change his image, he must first dye his hair blonde..."
Leaving the blond man who was chattering away and completely immersed in his own world, I walked towards the other one expressionlessly.
The opening method must be wrong somewhere, as all the shots just now were cut off.
The third adventurer bought a gavel.
Hey, hey, you made a mistake. I have never practiced this thing. Don’t think of me as someone who is proficient in all kinds of weapons, asshole.
Of course, this young adventurer is obviously a drunkard who doesn't care about drinking. He doesn't care whether I have practiced hammer weapons, as long as it is Elder Fan's brand.
And he had a very purposeful purpose in buying the gavel.
"I am a loyal supporter of the singer." The gloomy young adventurer's face turned dark instantly, and he let out an intoxicating laugh from the corner of his mouth.
"It is said that you only need to put this mallet in the pit of poisonous snakes for seven or forty-nine days to cure the curse, then take it out, paste the name of the palace attendant after death on the hammer body, and cut off a piece along the handle of the hammer every day, When the entire handle of the hammer is cut off, the palace man will never lift it after death. Hehehehehe said, and made a fierce gesture of cutting off, which made me feel a cold feeling between my legs, as if I was really short. Similar.
No...these bastards don't have very good motives for buying weapons.
Saying goodbye to the third-place insurance, I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead and began to regret cooperating with the old drunkard. This is no longer a matter of losing integrity. What if the curse of the gadget is really effective?
I decided to finally interview a female adventurer to comfort my wounded young heart.
As for women, there should be no discrimination based on intelligence, appearance, harem, etc.
After searching around, I settled on a petite mage——.
At first glance, you can tell that she is a girl with a good personality and will not say harsh words.
What she bought was a dagger, oh oh oh, is the combination of the mage and the dagger useful for self-defense? But don't hold it wrong at the critical moment. You won't be able to defend yourself with a dagger when you practice it.
"That...this..."
Staring at me with my piercing eyes, the mage started to twitch, and kept playing with the undulating handle of the dagger in his hand, as if he had some embarrassment, and was very shy.
Look, look, how innocent it is.
"Don't tell others if you tell me, actually..." Actually, I want to give Elder Fan a child~" the mage said shyly, covering his hot face.
I:"……"
Regardless of the meaning of this sentence, is there any necessary connection between giving birth to a child and buying a dagger?
I always felt that this was a topic that I couldn't think about deeply, so I ran away in confusion.
This world... is destroyed.
In less than half an hour, all one hundred Mortal Elder brand weapons were sold.
Thinking that these hundred weapons will be used for various unknown things, I feel chills in my heart. I am afraid that one day I will suddenly become handsome, one day my lower body will suddenly become shorter, or one day a mage- - He came to the door with a baby in his arms and shyly said to me, "Look, this is our culmination."
It's the result of you and the dagger, bastard
I squatted on the ground in fear, held my head and screamed.
"Hahaha, don't be depressed. Don't be depressed. Look, isn't this a huge profit?"
The old drunkard carrying a large bag of gold coins and gems patted my shoulder and comforted me with a smile, giving me a thumbs up and flashing his white teeth.
"Divide the spoils, young man.", my mood suddenly improved.
"We are a law enforcement team. I heard that there is cheating and prostitution here." At this moment, a pair of soldiers came up with a straight face and shouted loudly.
"Nonsense, didn't you see who I am? How could it be possible to cheat on the transaction!" Kasha revealed his identity as an elder and tried to calm the other party.
"It was because we knew that the envoy was Elder Kasha that we hurried over here." The leading team leader said with a smile.
"You are making false accusations, aren't you, Elder Fan." Kasha turned around and tried to win over his allies.
Unexpectedly, behind her, there was only a ball of air.
"Lord Kasha, if you have anything to say, please say it in front of Lord Akara." Several soldiers rushed forward to suppress Kasha. They were not afraid of the opponent's identity and strength at all. These soldiers were all patrolling the Adventurer's Paradise. They were transferred from the team. They are usually responsible for the security of the Adventurer Paradise. There are not many main tasks. After counting, there are almost three arrests: arresting Elder Kasha who cheated and kidnapped, arresting Elder Kasha who was hiding from debts, and arresting Kasha who was drinking and causing trouble. Elder.
"That brat escaped from the battlefield. Wait, wait, listen, I want to report it. That brat... yes, he is Elder Fan, and he is also one of the conspirators..." He watched helplessly as a large bag of gold coins and gems was confiscated. , the old drunkard let out a miserable wail...
At this time, I had reappeared at the golden stall I had just occupied, spreading out the pieces of equipment to be sold in large letters, and continuing to hide the work of the super businessman.
The girl with a hundred thousand moral integrity was dragged away, and the old drunkard who cheated on the transaction was also arrested. Order was quickly restored in the trading area, and soon it became crowded with people.
"Look, I just said this kid would be here" right. "
Surprisingly, the first guest turned out to be an old acquaintance, and he recognized my identity at a glance.
It's Lal Sanjo
"Ahem, guests, do you want to buy something?" I pretended not to know them and started selling them enthusiastically.
"Look!" I found this fortune teller. "
Ignoring my enthusiasm, these three guys waved from afar.
After a while, my small stall was surrounded by a group of people.
"What on earth do you want to do?" I looked helpless.
The Hanbag team, KFC team, Lucia team, and some scattered friends who were recruited by Lal Santiaozi, there were more than 20 people. Those who didn't know better thought it was a collective robbery.
"Of course I'm here to buy something. Why, is this your attitude towards guests?" Lal raised his head in arrogance.
"How did you know I was here?", "What Vilas said, she just ran to ask, she said, sir, they should be selling equipment now.
I:"……"
Vilas, you can't betray me so gently. Then again, how did she know that I would come to sell equipment.
"Hmph, I have to dress up like this every festival, who else can I fool?" The little fox swung its tail proudly, showing a condescending look even though he was shorter than me.
Those beautiful eyes that stared closely at her were sparkling and moving, as if they were remembering something, and they were exceptionally gentle and charming.
I was stunned for a moment, staring at this attractive little fox, and then it suddenly dawned on me.
This look must have reminded her of their first meeting.
is not that right? Our first adventure happened when we pretended to be this hidden super businessman and sold a complete gemstone.
It’s been seven years.
For a moment, I looked at Lucia with extremely gentle and doting eyes. If dozens of pairs of eyes weren't staring around me, I would definitely hold this little fox in my arms and cherish the memory of the time when we met and fell in love. Romance.
"Okay, okay, if you want to have sex, let's talk about it in the evening. Boss Fan, are you still selling your equipment?" Malagbi, who was speaking unabashedly again, saw Lucia and I looking at each other lingeringly. Together, he couldn't help but open his big mouth and shout.
Even the big-mouthed Doug on the side gave him a thumbs up in shame.
Naturally, after a few screams, Malagby's body was thrown into the middle of the street. Six or seven daggers were inserted into the high-arched buttocks, and blood was flowing everywhere. How could it be described as tragic?
After I teamed up with Lucia to clean up Malagby, I clapped my hands and looked back, and suddenly I found that some unknown little animal, Aleus, took out more than ten books in the inventory, and put them down after a while. I stood at my booth, and then, as if I had done something great, I wiped my forehead with an expression of satisfaction and intoxication.
"Hey sister, don't pretend to be nonchalant and sell this kind of stuff in my stall without authorization. If you want to sell it, find a stall to sell it yourself. I'm not responsible for selling on behalf of you!!" I yelled and rushed forward. , a paper roll mercilessly hit this little rotten girl on the forehead.
Are you kidding me? I am a mysterious hidden super businessman who comes and goes without a trace. I am not a mobile businessman selling plates on the street.
Alius obeyed, holding his head with tears in his eyes, and sure enough, he took her work and opened a stall nearby.
"Oh oh oh oh, blind man, my dog eyes!!!" After a while, a scream came from her position, and this scream caused a chain reaction, attracting countless curious guys. , the result naturally evolved into a scream.
Hearing the continuous screams, I couldn't help but think of the sentence "Fujoshi destroys the world" in my mind.
"Okay, okay, pick out what you want quickly and don't disturb my business." I urged these guys impatiently.
"Boy Wu, there are really good things here. I want this practical armor.", "Then I want these light metal boots."
A group of people came to join in the fun more than buying things. They couldn't help but smile playfully when they heard this, and then each picked one thing to pay for, and didn't buy more.
Although the equipment for sale is all top-quality equipment, few people can't help but be tempted. However, almost all of the people in front of me are extremely talented adventurers. They are not very hungry for equipment, and they know that I set up a stall. The purpose is to know how to give up resources to those adventure teams who are less powerful and have a less than satisfactory life.
Although they have a bit of a venomous mouth, they are all good people.
I nodded secretly and gave each person a good person card...! ~
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