Chapter 1,253 Every Girl Has a Small Book in Her Hand (Elementary) (Revised)

Chapter 1,253 Every girl has a small book in her hand (elementary chapter) (revised

"Little darlings, just came back from training camp?"

If you want to deal with Princess Sanwu, don't rush, just coax the two little princesses around you first. ^httpbe

I squatted down slightly, hugged Xilusi and Aikolu on the left and right, kissed their delicate and white faces, then touched their heads and asked.

The priest training camp is also very strict. God's birthday has just passed, so the students are required to go back to training, but my precious daughters have worked hard.

"Well, Sister Moli and Xiaoxue came to pick us up. We just came back. We didn't do anything today. We did a whole day of physical training. We were very tired. Teacher Alukaqi said that we should calm down first. So as not to be immersed in God’s birthday.”

Xi Lusi's rosy cheeks were close in front of her, and she rubbed them up affectionately. There was a hint of shyness in her clear and bright eyes, which made her look more and more like Willas.

If it weren't for the abominable Princess Sanwu who instilled some strange knowledge into her.

Looking from a distance, Xiaoxue's five ghost wolves were lazily nesting not far away, lying on the ground. Not far from them was a sheepfold, making them dressed in snow-white look like super giant shepherd dogs. .

Oh oh, thank you for the hard work of Xiaoxue and the others. Speaking of which, they also have a share of the credit for the defense work on God's Birthday. After all, Xiaoxue's current strength has reached the mid-level of the pseudo-realm. Even against the high-level of the pseudo-realm, it is not a problem. With the addition of the other four As for a ghost wolf, its strength is equivalent to that of a team of Harrogath in the second world, and it is already capable of challenging Barr's own elite adventure team, and it is natural to intimidate some guys who want to.

After coming through Sister Sharna's hell training, Xiaoxue and the others have also rested for ten and a half days. They should be completely back to their peak condition. It seems that it is time to take them with them on the journey with Artoria, so as not to waste time. I have to be stared at by these five belligerent ghost wolves with resentful eyes all day long.

By the way, you can also arrange these days to let them warm up.

I suddenly felt a beat in my heart and suddenly thought.

In fact, Xiaoxue and the others had this idea not long after they came back, but then they were busy with the God’s birthday and it was left behind. It was just the right time to think of it.

You can definitely ask Sisters Gott and Karina to let the Gotts and the couple be Xiaoxue's opponents. Together, the two pseudo-domain level masters are as powerful as Xiaoxue's five ghost wolves.

And thinking about it, the Gauts should also be very happy. They have not been back to the second world of Harrogath for half a year since the last time they protected Vilas and the others. All his kung fu fell.

As for the Gotts and his wife, Akara is actually very fond of Sister Karina's abilities, and has already decided to let her stay and replace the irresponsible old drunkard as the chief instructor of the camp's 100,000 forbidden troops. As for Gott, It can be regarded as a bonus. Although it has been infinitely degenerated into the orangutan clan, it still has pseudo-domain level strength.

However, Sister Karina also has her own ideas. Although she is a little tempted by Akara's suggestion, she does not want to abandon her teammates now, at least until they go to the third world, where the team's structure is weak, and the couple Only then did he get away safely and return to the camp.

Moreover, seeing that Seattle Ke has already reached the realm level, Gorilla Gorilla and Karina seem to have a competitive mindset and want to improve their strength as much as possible before returning to the camp, at least they don’t have to be inferior in front of Seattle Ke. One head...

Forget it, I'll think about this kind of thing later. In short, it seems that I can now ask the Gaut couple to be Xiaoxue's training opponents.

After keeping this idea firmly in mind, I came back to my senses.

The four little hands of the two little princesses were playfully touching their faces, mouths, eyebrows, hair and other places, just like a blind man touching an elephant.

"Two naughty little boys, even dad dares to play tricks on them." I pretended to raise my eyebrows, raised my chin, and pierced them with the beard I hadn't shaved for several days.

By the way, what’s with this familiar fragrance lingering on your lips? What did these two little princesses do when I was just in a daze... Forget it, I feel like it's better not to think about it too deeply, so as not to have random thoughts again and fall into the abyss of self-consciousness of my father.

"ah!"

When the two precious princesses were laughing in their arms, avoiding the attack of their father's beard, suddenly, Aikelu seemed to suddenly realize something, and she slightly pulled away from her arms, as if she wanted to distance herself from me.

"It's not good, it's not good." She looked at Sirus in panic.

There is no need to speak at all. There is a strong spiritual connection between the twins. As early as the moment when Aikelu realized something, Xilusi also realized what Aikelu was thinking. It was just because of the personalities of the two little princesses. The differences caused them to react differently.

Ecolu struggled slightly, as if to distance herself, while Sirus hugged her body in shame, curled up as much as possible, and in this way she shrank even more into my arms.

"What's wrong, Silos, Aikolu, are you suddenly startled?"

I stopped my beard attack and looked at the two daughters who had the same thoughts but completely different reactions with interest. I sighed in my mind that the difference in personality was more obvious at this time, and asked curiously.

"I trained all day today..."

Xilusi, who curled up tightly, shyly let out a hint of sob, and let out a weak voice from her arms. In the middle of the sentence, there was only a scream.

"I sweat a lot, and my body must be smelly, woo woo."

Aikelu took the place of her sister and after finishing her words, she lowered her head shyly.

"If dad smells the stench of sweat, he will definitely hate Silos and Ecolu. No, go take a shower right now."

Then, the strength of Ecolu's struggle in his arms also increased.

It turned out to be this, I almost burst into laughter.

"You little fool, dad likes Xilusi and Aikelu. Is it because you smell good? He won't like them anymore if they smell bad?"

I feigned anger and slapped the two little princesses on the buttocks. However, my face softened in the pitiful looks of recognition from Xilusi and Aikolu even before they were stoic for three seconds.

As the second female controller in the Dark Continent, Ben Druid felt like Alexander.

"Besides, how could my Sirus and Aikelu stink so much? Even if they are sweating, they still smell amazing."

In order to prove my persuasiveness, I raised my nose, sniffed Xilusi and Aikolu, and then nodded firmly and said.

This is not a lie, beautiful little princesses like my Xilusi and Aikelu who have natural body fragrance, sweating will only make their unique female fragrance become more intoxicating.

So I personally think that women who sweat are more attractive, and this statement is definitely not groundless.

"Dad is lying."

As they spoke, the two little princesses were still very happy. First, Aikolu threw herself into Xilusi's arms, sniffing on it like a puppy. Then, in turn, Xilusi buried her face in her sister's arms and sniffed. Sniffed and sniffed.

It can be seen that the two little princesses who are gradually maturing have become very concerned about their image in front of me.

But...even if it's between girls, even if it's twins, it's too...

I once again looked up at the sunset at 45 degrees with tears streaming down my face.

Such pure and alluring twin attributes really make people burst into tears of joy.

When I was secretly moved, the two little princesses were whispering to each other in my arms. I don’t know what they said. I only saw Sirus shouting, her little hands tightly covering her cheeks that suddenly became red and hot, and burying her head like an ostrich. It went deep.

Hey, hey, you are discussing some heavy flavored topic again.

I felt a deep sadness. Under the influence of Vilas and Princess Sanwu, these two completely different but coexisting environments, Silos and Ecolu have two sides - they are not usually innocent, kind and pure. He is an ordinary person, but when he wakes up, he is not like an ordinary person.

Stimulated by an unknown topic, Aikelu also blushed and was shy. However, her bolder character than the shy Sirus drove her. After hesitating for a moment, she was not as shy as her sister. He lowered his head unbearably, but bravely raised his mouth and breathed sweet and seductive breath into my ear.

"Dad...Dad, do you like...like the smell of Xilusi and Aikelu's...sweat? If...you really like it that much...licking...licking is also cocoa...you can...as much as you like... of... of..."

Still not finishing the whole sentence, Aikolu couldn't bear the shameful scene that appeared in her mind, and she shyly buried her head in the warm embrace that was right in front of her.

Although I couldn't finish the sentence, it was enough, a fatal blow.

After staying there for a few seconds, I spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"I'm...sweating all over...it's better to go take a shower first...it would be more comfortable to take a shower."

Pushing and coaxing the two shy little princesses, who covered their red little faces, into the tent, they turned around and I flipped over with a snap, lying on my back on the ground, motionless.

This world might as well be destroyed.

Stab, stab, and stab again.

At some point, Princess Sanwu squatted next to me, expressionlessly poking my head with her delicate fingers, as if to confirm my survival.

"It's all your fault..."

My big face was buried in the grass, and I let out a weak cry of hatred. Although I wanted to beat the princess hard in my heart, but at this moment, I was really exhausted. If I could, I might as well just keep going like this. Let me sleep until spring comes and the flowers bloom.

"I just pushed him from behind."

Princess Sanwu's concise and clear voice without any emotion came to her ears.

"In the final analysis, it's still the master's problem."

"..."

Although she was unwilling to give in, what the little princess said was true, but——

Is it wrong to accuse a daughter? What's wrong with pampering your daughter? ! The daddy halo is not the bastard I want.

"Anyway, please don't teach them those weird things in the future, okay?"

Weakly and staggeringly, I got up from the ground. I picked up the two ponytails that Xilusi and Aikelu had tied for her, and swung them around while giving strong orders.

Let your twin tails make you arrogant. Don’t think that no one will know that you are a coquettish and coquettish person.

"I've been feeling it lately too."

Not caring at all that the two black ponytails on her head had been thrown by me like the propellers of a helicopter. Princess Sanwu held the book in her arms, looking like a senior scholar, lowering her head and thinking.

"Indeed, if it goes too far, it will cover up their innocence and purity."

"It's okay that I can't accept what you said. All in all, just realize that it's not good to teach them useless things." I didn't know whether I should nod in relief or not.

"It's still too late. Fortunately, at the critical moment, we finally completed this."

Princess Sanwu would turn from speechless to eloquent every time she talked about some topics in areas that she was good at and interested in. She kept mumbling to herself, and then, she put the book in her arms that seemed to be "just now" in her mouth. The finished work”, handed over.

Anyway, it’s those heavy-tasting Beast Duke series, bastard. If I knew that she dared to instill the above things into Silos and Ecolu, I would have to tear them up immediately.

I grabbed the book fiercely and glanced at the cover warily.

"If you like it, go and guide it: Women (Elementary) (Revised)"

Huh?

My first surprised reaction was not because I didn’t see the ubiquitous four-character word “Beast Duke” on it, nor was it because of the deceptive meaning of the title, but...

So short, the title of the book is so short

If you don't count the two little tails at the end of the book's title, I dare to swear to God that this is the first time I have received a book with such a short title from Princess Sanwu.

Of course, a short name does not necessarily mean that the content will be normal, and the two subtle brackets at the end are also very suspicious. This is the answer I got after carefully reading the title of the book.

All in all, this book seems to be very different from the previous heavy-duty Beast Duke series.

Out of curiosity, I flipped through the first few pages and burst into tears.

Not scared, but moved.

Although the starting point of a book that teaches women how to conquer men is a bit strange, after abandoning this point of view, what I see now is very... How should I describe it?

Youthful, pure, yes, that's right, it's exactly like a shy and simple girl who has a crush on a boy, the diary she records every day, and the ways she comes up with to get close to him.

Of course, these methods are all ideal. To me, an otaku, they are like a boy imagining how he can meet the girl he has a crush on with bread in his mouth or swordfish in his arms at the corner on the way to school. They collide head-on, and then naturally see each other's fatness, and then start a beautiful story of knowing each other, falling in love and killing each other.

It doesn't matter, the most important thing is that I actually received a book with such pure content from Princess Sanwu. This can be regarded as the ninth miracle of Rogge camp.

However, I later discovered that these impossible methods in my eyes were also crossed out and marked with a big cross.

"This book, probably... can be regarded as my debut work." At this time, Princess Sanwu tilted her head slightly and seemed to be considering the words to explain.

"When was it?" I looked for the publication date in the book, but couldn't find it.

"Six years, three months and twenty-eight days ago." Without hesitation, a series of accurate data were reported next to him.

More than six years ago? In other words, it was the time period shortly after this little princess became his maid?

"To put it bluntly, this book is a work in which I put together some of the contents recorded in my personal diary." As she spoke, the little princess dangled a delicate and compact book in front of my eyes. He shook it, but took it back in less than a blink of an eye. It was so fast that I couldn't react. I should grab it and see what this guy usually writes in his diary. It must be full of "Idiot Master" "The words bar tiger courage

But...according to what this little princess wants, more than six years ago, could it be that this guy just thought of some ways to conquer men and then recorded them in his diary?

This is too boring... Ahem, forget it, I solemnly withdraw this sentence.

I coughed several times and didn't want to go on, because I probably realized that if what the little princess said was true, then the person she wanted to conquer at that time should be... herself.

A little embarrassed...

"Looking back now, the content inside is really childish and interesting." Princess Sanwu continued speaking calmly.

"No, no, no, it's not that you were naive back then, it's that you have become scary now!!" I couldn't help complaining.

"But there was nothing I could do. The only man around me at that time was the (idiot) Master, who could be used as a research subject. There was nothing I could do about it because I didn't think enough about it." Ignoring my complaints, Princess Sanwu continued to talk.

You must be an idiot. You paused in front of the master, and then added the word idiot in a low voice. Don’t think I didn’t hear you, arrogant maid.

I lifted the coffee table in my heart, but it was rare for this guy to be eloquent, so I just tolerated it and saw what else she had to say.

"Wait, that's wrong. You said that I was the only one who could be the subject of research at that time. Could it be that now, besides me, there are other men as subjects of research?"

I suddenly discovered one of the doubts and couldn't help but interrupt and ask. Princess Sanwu is not Aleus. She is not good at contacting strangers and does not like noisy. It is impossible for her to follow Aleus and squat on the street. She studies passers-by in a corner, so six years ago she only had me as a reference for her research. Now, it seems that it is still the same, without any change.

"Good question." Princess Sanwu gave a thumbs up.

"Of course, right now, only Master (Idiot) is the subject of research, but..."

but?

"But what does it matter? I didn't originally intend to show this book to anyone, and it doesn't have any value for others to refer to. To put it bluntly, it was written with the (idiot) master as the only imaginary target. Strategy book, the method above cannot be used on other men." After a pause, Princess Sanwu continued to say indifferently.

"At that time, it was just a whim, and it was summarized into a book, and then only less than a hundred copies were printed. Therefore, I just said that it was probably a debut work. I originally thought that no one would buy it. I planted books, but I didn’t expect that a few days later, I would find that they were sold out. Perhaps it was because of this that I embarked on the path of writing.”

No, no, no, this little princess said two words less. Writing is the path of no return.

And it was also the beginning of the point of no return for my beastly Duke.

However, I never expected that the introduction that led this little princess to become the author of the Duke of Beast series, which is now famous throughout the Dark Continent, was just a strategy book that was casually summarized and thrown out. It was really To answer the common question, what is that called? Where is the Chinese teacher?

"What now? The subject of research is still me. You plan to revise this book. Does it mean that you have gained some new understanding of my research compared to six years ago?"

I asked casually while continuing to flip through the book.

How to describe this feeling? It feels a little weird to think that this book is actually a strategy book written by Princess Sanwu with herself as the target.

She feels warm and a little happy in her heart, so I will temporarily forgive her for acting like an idiot in front of her master, so arrogantly.

Oh oh oh, here, at this point, pretending to fall on the ground and accidentally revealing...bastard! When did this little princess find out about my cute nature and my love for casual sure-kill shots?

There is also this method, "accidentally take a shower together, help him wipe himself, and then decide according to the situation." Hasn't this been used by her before? In the Kurast area, in the lush lake

This guy is really scary. Will he publish a book called "The World Only Morissa Knows" one day?

"It can be said that compared to six years ago, I have a deeper understanding of Master (Idiot). Of course, it is also because Master (Idiot) has changed a lot." Princess Sanwu nodded and acknowledged my statement.

"Oh? I must be more mature than I was six years ago, hahahaha."

I scratched my head smugly and giggled.

Jasmine: “…”

"Why didn't you speak suddenly?"

"nothing."

The response was her emotionless, concise Three Character Classic.

Only little Jasmine knew what she wanted to say in her heart, but because she would definitely be spanked by her stupid master if she said it, she thought twice and wisely kept her mouth shut.

"Mysterious guy."

I shook my head. I always felt that the little princess had something she didn't say. It didn't matter that she didn't want to speak.

Hey, wait a minute

After a while, cold sweat began to break out on my forehead.

There is something wrong with this book.

At this time, I had already reached the end of the book. The more I turned to the back, the more cold sweat formed on my forehead.

The content in the front is pure and innocent, but the content behind it...

Only then did I realize that my judgment just now seemed to be too early and too optimistic.

Princess Sanwu six years ago had actually firmly occupied the throne of the number one princess in the Dark Continent.

Do you see what is written behind this? He actually instigated other girls to get the person he liked drunk and then forced her into a marriage, a terrifying strategy called Feng Zi's marriage.

Is this something a girl can do? Asshole

For some reason, I suddenly had a magical sense of déjà vu, as if I was somewhere... Well, I don't know how to describe this feeling.

I covered my forehead in pain and shook it.

Although I don’t know the reason, a man’s sixth sense tells me that this painful guide book will cause him a lot of harm.

Moreover, it actually says it’s a beginner’s chapter.

The elementary chapter has already taught people to work backwards after drinking and get married.

What about the intermediate level chapter? What about the advanced chapter? Maybe there is a possible ultimate chapter?

What do you want to do with me, this princess? ! ! ro! ~

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