Chapter 1,285 God Mode, the Strategy Begins
Chapter 1,285 God Mode, the strategy begins
"Boss Fan, you scared me to death. I thought you were going to betray us." Malagbi emerged from the haystack, along with his snot and tears.
When Lucia was brought here, the three people hiding in the sheepfold were almost scared to death.
"Hmph, you look at me so much. Is this Druid someone who would betray his brothers casually?" I pinched my chin and looked extremely cold. That's right, I will never betray my brothers casually. Value matters.
"Kindness without saying thanks."
The white wolf patted the hay off his head and nodded coolly.
It's so sweet, do you think you can still pick up the tofu that fell on the ground? Your cool guy image was completely ruined just now!
"Boss Fan is so smart that he was able to deceive Sister Lucia. This trick is really good. It's really good." Cook has a rather slick mouth. It's a good thing he became a mage. He should be sent to fight with that damn Indian. Ah San is the right scholar.
But if you think I can fool the fox, then you are looking too much at your own captain, or the fox is so angry that he was really deceived by me for a moment. Of course, I think the biggest possibility is that she has already figured out that Lao Ma San People just hid in the haystacks and didn't expose it, because although they were angry, they didn't know what to do, so they pretended to be deceived and left.
If it's the former, the three of you still have to wait for the clever sky fox to react and fight back. Then I will suffer too. If she doesn't come back after three minutes at the latest, then it will definitely be the latter.
"Come on, come on, sit down, let's have a good chat, I'm really interested in how you managed to make the fox so angry."
I lazily lay down on the chair again, took a sip of the tea served by the pornographic lady, and asked in a gentle tone, seemingly friendly.
"Easy to say, easy to say, I'll go find some stools, and Boss Fan, do you have any extra teacups?" Old Ma looked around without noticing anything.
"Sit on the floor." I rolled my eyes.
The three of them sat down cross-legged obediently, with bitter expressions on their faces.
"I forgot that Boss Fan is Sister Lucia's old friend." Malagubi sat down on the cold floor and muttered to the side.
"We are throwing ourselves into a trap." Cook looked downcast.
"You just broke off the fox's claws and entered the bear's den again." The white wolf stated this fact with a straight face.
"What are you talking about?" I narrowed my eyes.
"Nothing." The three of them shook their heads in unison.
"Okay, so who and what happened to me just now?"
The three of them looked at each other. The big-mouthed Malagubi couldn't help but open his mouth wide, but Cook and White Wolf jointly glared at him, then closed it in aggrieved manner.
"Ahem, that's it, Boss Fan." Finally, it was Cook who spoke first.
"Originally, it was calm until noon today. Everyone was sitting together and eating lunch happily."
"oh?"
"Then, Lao Ma said to Sister Lucia with a natural and playful smile. The three of us decided to expel Sister Lucia from the team through formal discussions."
"So that's it, it's really natural... I'm your sister!!"
I lifted the coffee table in my heart, and the daily story of magical girls acting cute suddenly stopped, you bastard! !
"Let me tell you, can't you choose a good time, use the right people, choose an escape route, and then say this?"
"Boss Fan, I also lost the guessing game. I was forced. Also, I always feel that once the third one is ready, the first two become irrelevant. They are all running for their lives anyway."
Malagby raised his hand in grievance and interrupted.
"Shut up." Three roars sounded in unison.
"Actually, it's not like we didn't consider using euphemisms. Ahem, since it's Lao Ma who lost, let's just say it directly so that he can attract more hatred." Cook scratched the back of his head maturely and said this .
"Cook, you bastard!!"
Malagbi suddenly became angry and rushed forward to fight with Cook.
"You guys..." I sighed, turned my head, and asked the white wolf sitting silently aside.
"Although I can probably guess the reason why you fired Lucia, but I still want to hear it for yourselves."
"It's very simple. Our strength cannot keep up with Lucia's pace, so we can no longer be on the same team as her."
The white wolf paused for a moment and said silently, but his cold face could not conceal his loss and helplessness. Cook and Malagby also stopped playing, shrugging their heads and saying nothing.
After passing the test of Tianhu, Lucia has reached the level of pseudo-realm strength. With the ghost's agility and speed, her combat effectiveness will not be inferior to that of advanced pseudo-realm masters. However, White Wolf, Cook, and Malagby are three of them. Still stuck at the threshold of the state of mind.
With such a big gap, it is really inappropriate to form a team of four people. Even if we ignore the self-esteem of the three white wolves as men, such a team will go out to experience. Not only will the foxes not be tempered, but the three old horses will also not be trained. There is also no training, they are just delayed.
This is a very obvious and helpless fact. I am afraid that everyone who knows the strength of the four members of the Lucia team knows it very well, including me. However, no one has said it out loud. This is an internal matter of the Lucia team and can only be left to the public. The four of them have to solve it themselves, and no one else can interrupt, including me.
Because of this, since the end of God's Birthday, I have been worried about Team Lucia, worried about when this problem will break out, and whether it can be solved in a way that everyone is satisfied with, although this is not realistic.
Although I expected a conflict, I did not expect that these three guys would use such a straightforward, or rather unafraid of death approach, and choose this time to cut through the mess with Lucia quickly.
Looking at White Wolf, Cook, and Malagby, my eyes passed over their downcast faces one by one as they sat cross-legged on the ground. It suddenly occurred to me that perhaps the most painful thing about making this determination was not Lucia herself, but Lucia herself. These three grown men are the right ones.
"I'm not boasting. Lucia's team is considered top-notch among the adventurer teams in the same region. But even so, with our strength, we should actually still be in the Demon Fortress now, because a few years ago, Lucia's Our strength suddenly increased sharply. Under her leadership, we were able to reach Harrogas last year. Originally, we planned to practice hard in the new environment. Even if we couldn't catch up with Lucia, we would at least close the gap. Holding her back, but..."
But after a Sky Fox test, this gap widened again, and it became a gap that could not be crossed no matter how hard we tried, right?
I sighed. Bai Lang said that the fox's strength increased dramatically in the past few years, probably when she signed the soul contract with me. Originally, her strength increased to the state of mind level at that time. With the talents of Bai Lang and the other three, If you risk your life and work hard, you can indeed close the distance and prevent the trouble from reaching this level, but the next test of Tianhu will be...
It seems that I am also responsible for what happened today. If it were not for the increased strength of the fox, perhaps there would be no need to accept the Sky Fox test so quickly. Team Lucia can still move forward.
"Although I understand your feelings, it is natural for Lucia to be angry..."
I felt very complicated. I felt sorry for the fox, but I also knew how determined the three grown men in front of me were and how much pressure they were under. I felt powerless in my heart.
"Boss Fan, you have to save us too, we are counting on you."
This guy Malagby rushed up to hug his thigh without saying a word. Did he really think I was rescuing people in distress?
"Are you telling me how I can save you?" I rolled my eyes.
"Please advise Sister Lucia, she will listen to you." Malagbi said as if it was a matter of course.
Without saying anything, I lifted up the clothes on my abdomen and showed the three people a bruise on it.
This is what was left from the fox's tail just now.
She tried her best, but it was impossible. Tianhu, whose combat power reached the advanced level of the pseudo-realm, had to hit me with all her strength, and I would still have half my life left. However, this bruise at least let everyone know the fox's current attitude.
Malagby, Cook and White Wolf glanced at each other, with expressions on their faces that looked like mourning.
"Even Boss Fan is like this. It seems like we are really going to be cramped and skinned."
"Don't be so pessimistic. I think the fox must know your painstaking efforts. It's just that you can't accept it for the moment and need buffer time."
I lowered my head and thought for a moment.
"How about you go hide at Carlos' place first? That place is quite hidden. I'll go after she's calmed down a bit. Whoever goes now will die."
I pointed to the place where Carlos had set up his tent and suggested to the three of them.
"That's all it can do."
Bai Lang and the others couldn't think of any better way, so they could only nod.
"Boss Fan, you must convince Sister Lucia. The only person who can tame her is you. The lives of the three of us depend entirely on you, Boss Fan."
When leaving, Malagby did not forget to turn around, revealing his miserable face with runny nose and tears. He shouted, and then the three of them left in despair. Their floating figures were like three dandelions in the storm. It may dissipate at any time.
This was troublesome, but fortunately it broke out before Artoria and I left. Presumably, those three guys had also considered this, and were afraid that when I left, they would face the fox's anger. They are really making the sky unresponsive and making the earth inoperable.
Watching the disappearing figures of Lao Ma and the other three, I fell into deep thought and put the tea cup on my mouth, only to realize that I had already drank it dry.
As soon as I put down the cup, a tea spout was immediately handed over to help me fill it up.
"Oh, thank you." I responded subconsciously, and then turned around in surprise.
"You guys, when did you come back?"
"When His Highness flew out with a bang." Jeluka said with a smile.
"You looked very happy. Didn't you consider coming to save me, the master?" I was furious.
"I thought Sir Willas was there, so I felt at ease and hid in the distance, drinking tea while watching His Highness fly out."
I:"……"
It turns out that she still holds grudge against me for scaring her just now. She is so evil-minded.
"So you know everything that happened?"
"..."
"It's not a good idea to eavesdrop on other people's secrets." My expression became serious, like a cold-blooded killer saying "You know too much."
"Because you are the head of intelligence, how can you leave when such an incident occurs? Please understand, Your Highness." Jeluka fiddled with her notebook.
This sentence is surprisingly serious and convincing.
"Then, could you please tell me, the omnipotent Lord Jeluka, what should I do next?"
"I'm not bragging, I'm not very resilient to this situation."
"You're really not boasting at all."
"However, if Your Highness insists on asking me to answer, at this time, all you need to do is show your manliness and rush forward to hug the other person and roll him on the bed. The trauma of the heart can be healed through the mind. In the same way, the trauma of the mind can actually be healed. It can also be cured through sex." Jeluka gave a thumbs up and showed a sinister smile.
"The field effect is better."
I:"……"
Please, anyone, please use shampoo acupressure, use shampoo to wash this guy's hair, and wash away all the things in it.
After tossing and turning, I still couldn't worry about the fox, so I stayed like this until almost dusk, when I finally couldn't help but stand up.
"Your Highness, are you leaving?"
Asked Zeluka, who had been standing by and waiting on me all afternoon, surprisingly calmly.
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"I will explain it to Lord Vilas and the others tonight, don't worry." The dirty-faced maiden smiled brightly.
"It's strange that you can feel relieved! Thank you very much for not causing trouble for me!"
I turned around and glared at her. If I hadn't been anxious, I would have shot back and taught this arrogant bastard a lesson.
"Your Highness, I have put a bottle of birth control pills in your pocket for you..."
From a distance, Jeluka's voice came through. I hurriedly put a set in my pocket, and sure enough I touched a bottle. I took a look and saw that there was a simple note on the bottle, but it was not an expired contraceptive pill or anything like that. strange name.
No, the name of this "Dali Pill" is just as strange. It looks like those strange black pills sold at street stalls with fortune-telling and divination, and the fortune teller with a goatee also knows how to do it. I tell you with a mysterious look on my face that this stuff has aphrodisiac effect. I think you and I are destined to have a sale today at a loss. It costs 50 cents a piece, buy one and get one free.
I rolled my eyes and threw the bottle away.
A moment later, Jeluka's figure appeared at the same location. She bent down indifferently and picked up the medicine bottle thrown on the ground.
His deep purple eyes stared at the direction where the man disappeared, and after a moment, he sighed.
"Idiot, it's rare for me to be kind enough to leave you a way to survive."
Then his face bulged slightly angrily: "Forget it, why should I help such an idiot? Let him die."
If you look carefully, you can see that there is a hint of sourness in this cute and angry look.
"Hmph, die to the idiot prince, die to the perverted prince, die to the perverted prince!"
The pitiful bushes on the roadside became the scapegoat for Jeluka's jealousy. After a while, she cut them down to only the bare roots. When the cold wind blew, they looked even more desolate.
On the other side, I had no idea that I was being cursed by some shrewd maiden. I was still running in every remote corner of the camp, looking for traces of the fox.
With the increasingly familiar feeling coming from the spiritual link, he kept approaching the fox's location, and finally found the lonely figure on a deserted hillside.
Sitting on the cold grass, he hugged his knees and huddled up with his head buried in a ball. His two fox ears hung down listlessly, and his normally energetic tail curled up lifeless on the ground like an eggplant beaten by frost. .
Just like an abandoned cat, curled up in a cardboard box, dying, its figure is particularly pitiful, and it makes me feel heartbroken.
Walking up quietly, behind the lonely figure, I sat cross-legged, stretched out my arms, and hugged the fox in my arms.
"leave me alone!"
The fox's choking and hoarse voice came from his arms, as well as his weak struggling strength.
"You are a bad guy, you are in the same group as Malagbi and the others, you only know how to bully me, go away, I don't want to see you!!"
"good."
I just said softly, and used my body to wrap the delicate body in my arms more and more tightly, and ignored the fox no matter how hard it struggled.
After a while, the voice in his arms finally became fainter, and the struggle disappeared.
I still didn't make a sound, I just kept caressing her head, hugged her slightly cold body tightly, brushed away the cold wind blowing in my face, and silently watched the setting sun.
"Why..." After a long time, a weak voice came from his arms again.
"Because my Lucia is the cutest in the world." I replied with a smile.
"I'm not asking you this kind of question."
The head buried in my arms finally raised its head for the first time, glared at me, and then quickly buried it back.
"Anyway, you bad guy just wants to make a joke and help Malagbi and the others talk, right? It's the same as before."
"Fox..." I said softly next to the cute fox ears in as gentle a voice as possible.
"If that's not the question you want to ask, then is there anything else you can't figure out in your heart?"
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