Chapter 1,284 The Rampant Little Fox

Chapter 1,284 The Rampant Little Fox

Perhaps, Tia chose to leave just because she knew that I was not used to the drastic changes in this relationship.

I thought of this shortly after seeing off the Horadric.

Otherwise, it's not her grandfather. The unscrupulous elder Sagalon of the Horadric tribe fell and hit his forehead with a stone while walking. So many days have passed since the birthday of the God. He urged her but she refused to leave, so she just said it today. I have no choice but to leave.

In addition to giving me buffer time so that I can slowly digest the changes in the relationship between me and her, so that when we meet in the future, we can get along with her as carelessly and happily as before, I really can't find her in such a hurry to leave. other reasons.

This little girl has a delicate mind, knows my character very well, and is very considerate...

No, maybe I really have a crush on Tia.

For some reason, I suddenly felt the urge to go to the Horadric clan right now and pinch Dia's little face.

Forget it, let’s put some pressure on it first and solve Artoria’s matter first.

By the way, it was already the early morning when Tia left, three days later.

By the way, there is a restless little princess next to me.

Let's just ignore her and let's talk about Artoria. Artoria, ever since she learned the management skills of a prophet from Akara, she has never tired of it and seems to have forgotten my husband.

How sad it is, but it’s not that bad. After all, the golden-haired Mao Wang is a character who will devote herself wholeheartedly to important things. I’m just worried that she will also learn the aura of Akala’s evil capitalism. From now on, I will use it to squeeze my husband out of my labor.

Thinking about that situation, you will feel horrible. There is already an old fox here in the alliance who thinks about what kind of hard work he wants me to do every day. If Arturia is like this, there is no room for this druid in this world. place.

"Dear Wu, there is a big spider hiding in the tomb, which poses a great threat to merchants. Please go and deal with it..."

"If you want to become an excellent king, you must first persuade this lizard, which is entrenched in the sea of ​​lava and does nothing but sleep every day, to return to the right path..."

In Akela's little black shop, Artoria was listening humbly. The golden hair spun in a circle and trembled slightly. Then, her master sneezed. The golden hair beeped around. The Elf Queen tilted her head and looked around with a question mark on her face... …

"You idiot, how dare you ignore the existence of His Highness!!"

I was teasing Akara and Artoria in my mind, when two guys whose names started with "A" unexpectedly penetrated their collars with a pair of cold hands. The coldness in vain made me jump up from the chair.

When I turned around, I saw the little girl Beiya looking at me with a proud look on her face. She even dared to dangle the naughty pair in front of me just now, as if she was afraid that I wouldn't know that she was the murderer.

"What the book says is true. The body of an idiot is always warmer."

"Do you know there's a sentence in the book?"

I was so angry. This girl dared to act like a good girl after getting an advantage. Did she really think that this Druid was a sheep?

"What are you talking about?" The ignorant person tilted his head and looked at me.

"Shh, this is a secret. Come here and I'll tell you quietly."

The curious little elf princess couldn't help but look mysterious on my face. After several vigilant glances, she finally fell into the trap.

"Idiot, you also like to pinch the idiot's face."

Seeing that Beja had entered the prey range of Ben Druid, I unceremoniously stretched out her childish and soft face and rubbed it.

"You bastard, you not only deceived His Highness, but also dared to treat His Highness like this!"

After finally escaping from my clutches, Beya patted her hot face, stared at me fiercely with tears in her eyes, rushed up to me and rubbed my face in revenge.

I was so happy that I even took the initiative to move my face towards him.

The feeling of rubbing this soft face that lacks strength is really not bad. It will be great if sister Sharna can use this kind of force to punish me.

The other thing is - recall what you just said, didn't Beja, who did this, admit that he was a fool? Only an idiot would rub an idiot's face.

I always feel that as soon as this sentence comes out, many people will be shot in the knee.

I'm not bragging, I am now like a rhinoceros with rough skin, and Beiya, who is like a child, can't do anything to me at all, any attack is just a tickle, huh huh huh... Pooh!

I fell to the ground with a bloody head. The blood on the ground slowly dyed red, and a shocking word "tiger" written with bloody fingers seemed to tell the cruelty and intricacies of this murder. .

What does the word tiger mean? What kind of clue would the deceased tell everyone before he died?

"The person who underestimated His Highness died five hundred years ago and deserves to die, bah~~"

Beja fiddled with the iron tiger claws on her knuckles that Tia had given her, and made a cute face towards the corpse on the ground, showing off her individual and cute single tiger tooth.

"You... Artoria is not here, you are really lawless."

He climbed up on the ground, looked like a fierce ghost, and rushed towards Beiya with his teeth and claws.

"No need to be polite when dealing with an idiot like you!"

ing The timid Beiya was not intimidated by my appearance, but came forward to greet me.

Hum, ignorant elf, today is the day. I must let you see the unbridgeable strength gap between you and me.

"You pissed me off today, you deserve to die, little girl!"

"Only the idiots who lower the average IQ level of the mainland should die!"

In the blink of an eye, my hand was just a millimeter away from pinching Beiya's face, and Beiya's teeth were biting my shoulder...

"Sir, we are back." Vilas' voice came from outside the door.

When they stepped into the tent, the first thing Vilas and Sara saw was that the two of them were hugging each other with exaggerated movements, like a long-lost father and daughter reunited.

"Princess Beja, I'm about to die. If you leave alone, the enemy will soon catch up. Hurry! Puff~~ the sound of vomiting blood."

"No, I don't want to leave. What will sister Alto do if you die? What should I do? Cry."

"Don't... don't say such willful words, and... before you die, this badge of the Five Colors Team... you have always wanted... take it, you must inherit my last wish, protect... protect What a dark continent, Demacia!!! Lu smiled happily with no regrets, then tilted his head and lost his breath."

"No, I don't want it. Wake up quickly. Without His Highness's permission, even if you are dead, I will wake you up! I will slap and slap you hard on the face that died with a smile on it."

"It seems... we have a very good relationship."

Vilas tilted her head sleepily, showing a subtle smile. She was a simple and kind-hearted person, but she seemed unable to figure out whether the situation in front of her was a good relationship or a bad relationship.

"Tia is gone, and the eldest brother and Princess Beja are very lonely." Sarah pursed her lips and smiled.

After staying for lunch, this annoying little elf girl walked away.

"How dare the guy who is just trying to get a job is so arrogant."

Watching Beiya's back disappear, I lay lazily on the chair, snorted coldly, and buried my head in the book again. The afternoon sun was so comfortable.

"What His Highness said is absolutely true." The female Huang Duanzi girl beside her responded with neither salt nor coolness.

"When she comes tomorrow, put a few cockroaches or something in her rice."

As soon as my mind turned around, I felt disgust in my heart. As for why I was so sure that the girl would come tomorrow, it was because what she had done in the past few days had completely surpassed that of the old drunkard from Seattle who often came here to eat. She has become the number one fan of this Druid family. She comes here every once in a while. She has completely taken this place as her own. If she doesn't come for a day, she will feel itchy if I don't bully her.

"What His Highness said is absolutely true." Jeluka's face was expressionless.

"Now I finally understand why I say you can eat random things and don't say random words. One mistake will lead to eternal hatred. If God gives me a chance and lets me go back to three days ago, I have to kick myself back then. Go to the Miwuxi River to feed the fish."

Twisting the stubble on my chin, I pretended to shake my head and continued chattering.

How to describe it? It was like seeing an abandoned, wet cat on a rainy day. I felt sympathy for it and called it over to feed it and say some polite words. As a result, the cat believed it and actually clung to me. , I come here to eat every day as a matter of course.

"What His Highness said is absolutely true."

Hey, hey, why don't you comfort me at this time? You heartless maid, do you really want me to fall into the Miwuxi River and be eaten by fish?

"Can you say something else?" I turned back and glared at her.

"Your Highness, it's time to take medicine."

Those deep purple eyes blinked, and then, her master held a bottle of medicine in his hand and said so.

I suddenly spurted out a mouthful of old blood. How could I be so unlucky to meet such a personal maid?

"Specialized in treating loneliness."

I don't say anything, but this dirty bitch is still pushing her limits.

"Loneliness? Are you kidding me? Listen up. I, your master, was trapped under the mountain five hundred years ago, living among the grass and trees, living a solitary life."

"You haven't had a bath in five hundred years?"

"Don't pay attention to such strange things, you bastard!!!"

"It's so powerful, so miraculous. Just relying on a bottle of birth control pills has solved the problem of hunger and thirst for five hundred years. Audiences, have you seen this magical effect? ​​This is the personal experience of the alliance elders, and it is absolutely not false. , why are you hesitating, order it quickly..."

"No, I have lived five hundred years without taking birth control pills. Don't insert weird plots without authorization, don't use my name without authorization, and don't insert false advertisements without authorization. You idiot, expired birth control pills are a witch!!"

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I grabbed Jeluka and rubbed her head for a while.

Then he kissed her sweet and soft mouth. When the girl's mind went blank and she was unprepared, she suddenly raised her head with a shocked expression.

"Ah! Vilas, don't get me wrong, that's not what happened."

Jeluka let out a chirp and ran out of my arms in fright, escaping without a trace.

I must have finally teased me once. Looking at the figure of the pornographic lady walking away, I proudly raised my chin and continued to bury my head in the book.

Three days was not a long time, but a lot of things happened. In addition to the addition of a spoiled princess in the family, Lal's three sons left, and so did the KFC Hanbag team.

Carlos and Seattle Ke, because of Beidou Sentence Breaking Kajiel's Wrath and Super Invincible's Strongest Golden Egg Roll, were making trouble in the training ground every day, disturbing the entire camp. Akela was angry and sent them away. Out on business.

Gort Gorilla and his two brothers are still missing.

In addition, most of the adventurers from other areas also stayed away from Ten. After all, nearly ten days have passed since the God’s Birthday. If you don’t leave, you will be looked down upon by the rookies in the camp. Even if you are originally from the camp, Knowing that the remote teleportation station will be open to everyone in the future, it doesn't matter if I have to say goodbye to my family again, so I leave very calmly.

The consequence of this was that the number of guests in the camp bar instantly decreased by three-quarters, and they were brought back to their original shape. The bosses all looked at each other, loving and hating God's Birthday. They loved it because it brought gold coins, but they hated it. It's the one that brings chaos.

Fortunately, this time, the two biggest enemies of the bar, Sister Sharna and I, were relatively calm. It is said that the owner of the New Rogge Bar burst into tears the moment the God's birthday ended.

It is said that these bar owners seemed to have made a secret bet on whether the New Roge Bar would be demolished by the two of us again. As a result, the New Roge Bar owner became rich overnight and his hands cramped when he counted the money.

Let’s ask Sister Sharna to have a drink with her some other time.

So I feel a little lonely lately, it's true, I can't even find someone to brag about, but I'm not so lonely that I have to get into trouble with a little girl like Beja, that's definitely the case.

No, speaking of which, there are actually acquaintances in the camp.

Lucia team.

Probably because he had just passed the test of Sky Fox, Elder Mamajia wanted to let the little fox rest for a while. The large team of fox people had already gone back, but only the little fox was left behind, and as a team member, Mara Gebi and the others naturally had no choice but to follow the captain's footsteps.

Lucia team...

"Boss Fan!!!"

Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, and just as he thought of them, Malagbi's loud voice came to kill him from a distance.

However, there seems to be something wrong with this tone.

It wasn't like Malagbi's usual silly voice, but it was like he was being chased by some prehistoric beast. He was panting, panicked, anxious, and scared to the point of crying for help.

What a mess these people are.

I put down the book in my hand and sat up, and at a glance I saw three billowing lines of smoke coming towards me.

Not only Malagby, but also Cook and White Wolf looked like they were on the run, which made me curious.

"What's going on? Let's forget about Lao Ma. How come you, White Wolf, can't..."

The three of them came to me in the blink of an eye. Looking at them in surprise, they were panting and tired like dogs, and I asked aloud.

"It doesn't matter what you call me."

Malagby was unhappy, but his expression soon changed and he remembered serious matters.

"Boss Fan, this... you must save us this time, otherwise... otherwise you will die... you will definitely die, you will be killed... you will definitely be killed. If you catch up, oh my God~~ ~~~"

After that, I was holding this end and spinning around anxiously.

No, this poor naughty kid was so frightened that he could not speak coherently.

Let's ask Bai Lang. As calm as he is, he will definitely be able to explain it to me very calmly now.

Turning his head, his eyes happened to capture the agile figure of the white wolf. Like a panicked woodchuck, he quickly burrowed into the haystack inside the sheep pen, slithering in with its tail.

I:"……"

White Wolf, you were still the coolest handsome guy in my mind before, apart from Carlos, a very serious and steady girl-obsessed person, but with this diamond, your image has collapsed.

"Ah, Bai Lang, you guy, you found such a good place and didn't say a word! Do you still think we are brothers?"

Malagby and Cook also noticed the white wolf's actions. In view of their bad characters, not only did they not laugh out loud, but instead, they rushed to get into the sheep pen as if they were afraid of falling behind.

It can be seen that the seriousness of the matter has indeed gone beyond the usual level of joking.

Not long after the three of them hid, a dull feeling came over them from the opposite side, and the originally clear sky suddenly became covered with a layer of clouds.

A slight breeze passed by my face. I scratched my face subconsciously and was suddenly startled!

Like a ghost, a figure appeared silently next to him.

"you……"

I took a step back in fright, only to realize that it was Lucia. No wonder she had such terrifying speed.

However, the little sky fox in front of him seemed to be in a bad state, with his head lowered, his cute fox ears pressed down weakly, and his face was half covered by his long hair, so his expression could not be seen clearly.

If I can't see her expression clearly...I subconsciously looked at her fox tail.

Swinging and swinging...the fox hairs on it exploded.

What the hell

I took a few steps back in fear again.

A tail in this form... is absolutely berserk. This fox is definitely in a berserk state, no different from a gun barrel with a fuse lit.

"Where?"

You are no longer as charming as before, and a low and slightly hoarse voice comes from the face covered by long hair.

"Who...who is where?" I asked in fear.

"White Wolf...those bastards!!"

His fists were clenched tightly, his nails digging into his palms.

"What happened to make you like this?" Seeing the little fox's appearance, I felt heartbroken and stepped forward to hold her tightly in my arms.

After a while, the whimpering sound finally broke out, as if the dark clouds and lightning that had accumulated for many days were finally hit by the heavy rain.

"Be good, don't cry, my Lucia is the best."

Before the little fox finished venting her anger, I could only hug her, pat her back gently, kiss her forehead, and constantly comfort her.

After a while, she not only did not calm down, but started crying even more aggrievedly. She hugged my waist tightly with both hands, holding on tightly, seeking warmth.

Although he is not good at strength, after all, where is the strength of the pseudo-realm? This seemingly slender arm hugged my waist hard, and the pain made me grin.

After a while, the hoarse crying finally slowed down and slowly subsided, leaving only a few choked sobs that continued to come out in her arms.

Guessing that the time was almost up, I asked the same question again.

Although, I have roughly guessed the reason why the little fox could be so agitated, so sad and aggrieved.

"They don't want me anymore."

The fox said as he held me tightly.

"Those three bastards, how dare you not want me as captain!!"

As she spoke, she became angry again. She suddenly left my arms, raised her head, and revealed a sad and angry face that made people cherish her.

"Those three bastards, who do you think I am? How dare you say such things? If I don't teach them a lesson, they really rebel!!!"

"Calm down, even if you teach them a lesson, it won't solve any problems. How about everyone..."

"I don't care, this time, if I don't skin them, I won't call you Lucia!!"

Okay, you have said such cruel words, Lao Ma, Cook, Bailang, please express your condolences, I can't protect you anymore.

"I know those three guys must have come to you for help and where they are hiding. Otherwise, I will teach you a lesson as well, as a bad guy."

The fox pointed at me angrily. The sadness and grievance hidden under the anger can make people heartbroken.

"Don't be excited. Those three guys did come to see me. Come on, let's sit down in the sheepfold and chat slowly. I'll just tell you their whereabouts. Then I'll skin them and whip them." Jin, I won’t stop you.”

Saying this, I hugged the little fox's trembling shoulders and walked towards the sheepfold.

After a moment, there was a loud "boom" and a tragic figure flew out.

"You are a bad guy, you are on the same team with them, and you are still teasing me at this time!!!"

The fox stared at me with shame and anger on his face, tears streaming down his face. He was really angry with me. He never paid attention to me again and turned over the nearby territory, except for the sheep pen. After finding the three of Malagby, they angrily went to other places.

"Stop hiding, Lucia has left."

Seeing the little fox disappear in a flash, and the storm it brought gradually subsided, I got up from the pit with a grin on my face and shouted to the sheepfold.

The fox's tail whipped just now, and he was really merciless at all. This move was to force the enemy to catch him, to attack in the east and in the west, and the price paid was broken bones and muscles.

Next, it’s time to have a good chat with these three guys.