Chapter 1,278 Let’s Go on a Date Together (Part 1)

When I returned home, the sound of carpenters banging could be heard from inside.

Lena and Linya looked at each other, showing doubts.

I have never heard of any missing furniture at home, and where is the sound of carpenters banging?

When they entered the house, they discovered that the person making the noise was not a carpenter, but the owner of the house.

…

To be precise, I kind of regret it now.

Although it was a win-win situation, he still agreed too rashly and did not take his own situation into consideration at all.

Dating...what the hell is this weird thing, you bastard?

There was a roar in my mind, and this thought flashed through my mind. I was stunned for a long time, and then I fell to my knees weakly, with tears streaming down my face.

Think of our dignified elder of the alliance, prince of the elves, one of the twin stars of the continent, a man known as a god of song, a maze killer, and the owner of three beautiful and fragrant wives. He is the biggest public enemy of men in the dark continent and has been tortured for many years. A dangerous person who secretly yells "Death to the harem men".

Now, looking back, I realize that even though I have gained so much, I still don’t know what dating is.

It means I know, but I have zero experience in how to do it.

Maybe in the past, there were several memories that were very similar to dating, but this kind of thing is the same as the relationship between the two sentences "Let's find a place to stay for one night today" and "Let's stay in a couple hotel for one night today." , the level is completely different.

It's so sad, really sad. Is it possible that even today, after traveling to another world, the curse of Singles' Day and the Death and Death Legion still remain with me?

So, there is the current scene.

"Brother...what are you doing?" Lena's soft voice came from behind.

"Oh, Lena, are you back? Thank you for your hard work."

After knocking a few times, I turned around, wiped the sweat from my forehead, and gave Lena a carpenter's smile.

"Is such that……"

I didn't have any scruples, so I condensed what I had said to Tia, including my plan to mature her through dating, and told the two girls.

Anyway, it’s not like we’re doing something that makes us feel guilty. We’re just trying to help others. You know, anyone who talks about expanding the harem should go to hell.

After listening, Linya and Lena looked at each other and showed a meaningful and tacit smile that made me very interested.

"What's wrong? You're smiling so weirdly." I tilted my head and asked.

"No, it's nothing. So, Brother Wu, are you saying...that you are preparing for tomorrow's date?"

Linya chuckled and shook her head, changed the topic, and asked in turn.

"Yes and no."

I touched the beard on my chin inexplicably and stared at the half-finished product in front of me.

"To be precise, I regret it."

"Huh?" Linya and Lena exclaimed.

"I have absolutely no experience in dating. I agreed too hastily." After a moment of pause, I answered honestly and dejectedly.

Having said that, would it be inappropriate to say "I have absolutely no experience in dating" in front of my wife who has been married for many years?

"Hasn't my brother dated Sister Linya and the others?"

Lena, who always had a calm and peaceful smile, also showed a surprised expression. She looked at Linya next to her and then at me. She seemed confused. She already had three wives and she didn't even have any experience in dating?

I knew it would surprise everyone if I said it.

"It's not that I don't have similar experiences, but... how should I put it? It's different from the situation before me." I scratched the back of my head and glanced at Linya.

"So that's it..." Lena thought thoughtfully.

"It's a pity that it's scheduled for tomorrow. If there is enough time, we can practice it with Sister Linya first." As she said that, Lena looked slyly at Linya next to her, obviously seeking revenge for what happened just now.

"I...I have no experience either."

Linya glared at Lena helplessly and lowered her head shyly.

Although I am already married to Brother Wu, but...but if I can go on a date alone for a day...

As she thought about it, Linya's eyes went crazy.

Looking at Linya's gradually changing expression, Lena snickered on the sidelines. However, she couldn't help but couldn't help her thoughts. She quietly started to think about the word date, and from time to time she seemed to think of something shy. A faint and beautiful blush appeared on her snow-white cheeks.

But soon, the beating sound continued, awakening the two girls.

They glanced at each other and noticed that the blush on the other's face had not faded. They understood that they were thinking about the same thing just now. Lena and Linya couldn't help but cough a few times, pretending not to notice, and not making fun of the other.

The two girls then remembered that their initial questions seemed to have not yet been answered.

"Brother, is there any connection between what I just said and what you are doing now?"

Lena looked curiously at the drawer, or rather cabinet, that was almost taking shape after a while of beating.

"That's a good question."

I knocked a nail down hard and replied.

"As long as you make this drawer based on the description in the [Qi Tian Lie Encyclopedia] left by grandpa, and then take the time machine inside to go back to the past, everything will be solved."

"Brother Wu, calm down, there must be other ways to solve this problem."

After listening in a daze, Linya showed a dumbfounded expression, while Lena nodded with worry in her eyes.

It was obvious that a certain idiot was too panicked and his mind wandered to another world.

"Don't worry, I'm calm now."

Holding the hammer high, I announced loudly.

"Because I knew that there could be no such thing as a vending machine in this world, I didn't waste my time looking for a time machine inside, and decided to make one myself."

My brain is getting more and more confused.

Lena and Linya couldn't help but complained in their hearts at the same time.

"Actually, brother, there's no need to worry at all."

Lena seemed to have thought of something and clapped her small palms.

"What do you mean?"

"Brother, think about it. Although Tia is lively and active, she is very delicate. Since she made the request for a date, she must have a plan, right?"

"Oh, that makes sense."

I stopped what I was doing, and the more I thought about Lena's words, the more it seemed like this.

Although she is a little girl, in my understanding, Tia is indeed a thoughtful and considerate girl.

"One word wakes up the dreamer, Lena, I love you so much."

The word "date" made of reinforced concrete that was weighing on my heart fell apart after Lena's persuasion. I felt relaxed all over. I couldn't help but excitedly hugged Lena and rubbed her face again and again. .

As expected of my sister, the future heir to the Grand Elder of the Alliance, she is so smart.

For some reason, Lena blushed immediately and became shy in my arms. Linya looked on and pursed her lips and snickered, which made me very puzzled.

Really, aren't the things you do when you're replenishing your sister's power more embarrassing? I've never seen this little girl blush like this. What's going on?

To hell with the time machine

I kicked the drawers that were about to be finished with my kick, and walked outside holding the messy wooden boards on the floor.

"Don't waste this wood. It's just right to make a writing board for the Hell Fighting Bear. I'll go out for a while and I'll be back soon." I said hello to the two girls, and I hid in the small jungle and started knocking again.

Do you think it would be easy for us to be a bear?

Everyone said that the seemingly endless small wooden sign on the Hell Fighting Bear was the eighth wonder of Rogge's camp, but who knew that behind this miracle, there was a hard-working carpenter who kept hammering away silently.

Just like the Great Wall and the Pyramids of Egypt, these miracles are all made of countless sweat, blood and tears.

Except for Carlos’ rose candy.

Forget it, if you tell these people, they won’t understand. Real men don’t need explanations.

…

Early the next morning, Veras, who had already learned about the situation, prepared a handsome outfit for me. A white silk shirt with a well-fitting black vest on the outside. It was a bit like a tuxedo, with a pair of The straight black trousers can well outline the adventurer's strong physique without losing the elegance of the aristocracy. There is also an exquisite robe on top.

When I looked in the mirror, my first impression was that it looked like a fortress. Sure enough, a person's beauty depends on his clothes... Ahem, so what, in short, as long as we have good clothes to wear, we can still find some bright spots in our human-level appearance. of.

Arriving at the entrance of the Mages Guild, Tia's figure was already lingering there.

Also changing from her previous sexy and wild look of animal skin tube top and short shorts, this little girl wore a light red dress.

Oh oh oh, it was the first time I saw Tia dressed like this, I almost didn’t recognize her.

"Hey hey, how are you? Fanfan."

Tia pinched the corner of her skirt a little shyly, turned it slightly in front of me, and asked unconfidently.

Isn't this kind of clothes too cute and not suitable for me?

Dia felt a little unsure. This was the first time since she was a child that she wore such light and restrictive clothes. If it weren't for the Horadric uncles and aunts around her, they highly recommended it and claimed that they would capture someone's heart immediately. , Tia couldn’t muster the courage to put it on.

"pretty!"

I racked my brains and could only think of these two words.

Although the elegant long dress conceals the enthusiasm, liveliness and wildness of a desert girl in Tia, it also adds a soft, quiet and intellectual aura of an aristocratic lady, as if she has become a different person, making people see her. One light.

Dressed like this, she really looks a lot more mature than yesterday.

I looked left and right, nodding my head.

"Hey, hey, Fanfan is very happy to praise others like this."

The expression of admiration on her face was more real than any verbal praise. Tia smiled brightly, and just as she made a gesture of rushing over to hug her, she seemed to think of something, stabilized her body, and changed into She took small steps, moved gracefully in front of her, stretched out her little hands to hold them together, then raised her head slightly, faced my curious gaze, and smiled shyly like a hundred flowers blooming.

If you want to do it, isn't it still possible?

I sighed again. Dia's gait and behavior just now were definitely not something that could be learned on the fly. It seemed that although the Horadric tribe had been trapped for thousands of years, they had never given up on teaching etiquette to their little princess.

"Fanfan is also very handsome today."

After looking up and down, a slight blush appeared on Tia's pretty face.

"Hmm, don't you think I'm not handsome in normal times?" I snorted pretending to be dissatisfied.

"It's the same as usual, but today Fanfan is even more handsome."

"Even if you can still speak, let's go. How do you want to date today? I'm here and I'll let you do whatever you want."

I asked a little nervously, fearing that Dia would say something like "Hey, I don't know what to do."

"Don't worry, I have already planned it."

Tia confidently patted her chest to reassure me, which made me sigh in relief.

"Leave now!"

He couldn't wait to pull me and strode forward.

The time was one day, and although it was still plenty of time, Tia could not wait to turn one second into two seconds.

"Hey, wait, this direction is..."

The appointed one was pulled by Tiya. After walking for a while, I suddenly became alarmed.

Isn't this direction the road leading to the camp's teleportation array? Could it be that Tia and I are going to stage a [love romance] during our training?

"Where are we going?"

Watching being pulled into the teleportation array by Tiya, my brain was confused and I didn't know what kind of medicine this little girl was selling in her gourd.

"Hey, hehe, Fanfan will know it soon."

Dia smiled mysteriously, and then, the magic white light enveloped the two of us and teleported us to the unknown place.

My eyes blurred, and when I could see clearly again, a burst of strong white light came over me, making me couldn't help but squint my eyes.

So warm.

This is the first reaction.

From the grassland climate where it was about to snow, to a dry and hot place, the body quickly accepted the temperature signal from the outside world and felt waves of warmth and comfort, but it soon turned into the invasion of scorching heat.

Even with my eyes closed, I knew where I was being taken by Tia.

Among the places with memory, the only place that can feel such a climate is the desert land of the Western Kingdom.

The destination turned out to be the Western Kingdom? Could it be that this little girl wants to take me to her house to play? What kind of date is this?

Although the mystery was revealed, I was even more confused.

Then he was pulled by Dia for a while and walked around Lugaoyin City.

"How did you come up with the idea of ​​coming here for a date?" I finally couldn't help but ask.

"If you don't come here, where do you want to go?" Tia, who was walking in front, turned back and looked at me curiously, as if my question was strange.

"I thought it would be nice to be in camp."

After thinking about it, I replied, look at the camp, although it is winter and the ground is dry and yellow, there are still many highlights, such as going to the tower in the Black Wasteland, the monastery and cathedral in Taymor Highlands, or going to the Misty Forest. Beating little monsters or something, or going to chat with Sister An, talking about ideals and life.

Of course, if you don’t mind it, it’s not bad to go to the bar in Adventurer’s Paradise, drink a glass of ale, and brag about something.

I:"……"

After reviewing these thoughts in my mind, I realized how ignorant I really am.

Sorry, Tia, I'm such a useless guy. Fortunately, you had a plan this time. If you had followed my pace, the date would have become the same boring thing as before.

"Fanfan doesn't know much about romance."

For the first time, I was taught a condescending lesson by Tia, without any temper...

In fact, after all, the main reason why Tia was unwilling to set the date at the camp was because there were too many acquaintances in the camp.

Just imagine, if you suddenly meet an acquaintance and say hello in the middle of a date, you may even be intruded by some guys. How disappointing. A date is a matter between two people, and a third party is never allowed to intervene.

The so-called certain guys refer to--for example, little girl Beja, or little girl Beja, or still little girl Beja.

"You little girl..."

After turning around for a moment, Beya already had a piece of jam bread in her hand, biting into it happily.

Not just this one, but twenty of them were bought at once, and the rest were stuffed into her inventory, seemingly as a reserve of snacks.

Seeing her look like this, I couldn't help but think of the first time I met Tia.

At that time, the Horadric tribe was not out of trouble yet. I remember Tia told me that her wish was to be able to eat a lot of fruits and fish. There was also a food called jam bread in the book, and she also wanted to try it... …

It seemed that those words were not false. This little girl really fell in love with jam bread.

"Hey, hehe, the jam bread is delicious. Fanfan should try it too."

I originally thought she would give me one from the inventory, but I didn't expect that this little girl was so stingy that she handed over the half-bitten piece of bread, as if she only wanted me to take a bite.

Looking at the bread in front of me, I hesitated.

Indeed... it's very tempting, although I can't tell now whether it is the color of the white and soft bread meat sandwiched with bright red jam that is tempting, or the cute teeth marks and girl's saliva that still remain on it.

This is already an indirect kiss, right? Is it better to bite or not?

After hesitating for a moment, I stretched my neck slightly and took a bite of the bread. Tia handed the bread over. It must have been a natural movement, and there was no strange thought. If I was too worried, it might get hurt. The little girl has a pure girlish heart.

"How is the taste?"

"so far so good."

I nodded my head desperately. The hidden meaning of this sentence was, okay, the taste is pretty normal.

As for why the word "normal" must be emphasized when it is just a piece of bread, please think back to the "gift" brought back to Lal Santiaozi seven years ago when he first returned to the camp from Lugaoyin. I have that [good] memory about bread.

"Fanfan~~Fanfan~~ this way."

As soon as I was distracted, Tia had disappeared next to me. When I heard the sound, I saw her squatting next to a stall, waving for me to come over...

The next chapter will reveal a secret that is unknown in the history of Darkness, but has a [major] impact, huh~~