Chapter 1522: The Existence of Attacking People
~Date:~September 12~
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About half an hour later, the hilarious couple slowly woke up and looked at the time. Although there was still plenty of time, Sister Lina had just taken over the camp affairs and wanted to spend more time getting familiar with it, so she paid and left the bar. .
Along the way, the idle duo - Gott Gorilla and I walked with Sister Lina to the new area of the camp. Sister Lina's current job is to coordinate the management of the new area. She is Linya's partner. It's easy to understand. It's probably a position similar to an office director.
With her straightforward, cheerful, careful and calm personality, and her considerable strength, she will surely be able to make the work at hand run smoothly soon. I don’t have to worry about this. The old fox in Akara said that Sister Lina’s ability , after it matures, it will be enough to manage an entire area, and it is an important area similar to Kurast Seaport.
"By the way, Gorilla Gort..."
"It's Gott the gorilla!" Gott called him dissatisfied.
"Aren't they all the same?"
"It's completely different. For example, how about if I turn your name upside down and call it Fan Wu?"
"Uh... Okay." Although he doesn't think this can be compared, since he likes it.
"Gort."
"Hahaha, yes, you finally got it right for once." Gorilla Gort puffed up his chest proudly, although I don't understand what there is to be proud of.
"Speaking of which, Gorilla Knight, where have you been during this time?" I've wanted to ask this question for a long time. When I came back from retrieving the artifact fragments with Artoria last time, wasn't this guy still confused? Trace? It seems that he has been missing for more than half a year.
"Hey, are you asking this again? Wait. I seem to think that there is something more concerning in this sentence that must be resolved first." Gaut seemed to be thinking deeply, but he couldn't remember what it was, and in the end he just Can give up reluctantly.
"Again? How many times have you been asked this question?" I noticed a certain word in his words.
"In fact, it's not much, it's just that the means are a bit..." Gao Te secretly glanced at his wife, and in exchange for Sister Lina's cold snort, he suddenly became silent.
Okay, I seem to understand a little bit what's going on.
"In short. On the days of God's birthday, Mishan and Khan and I are planning a stunning debut. But isn't there a saying that a lion fights a rabbit with all his strength? Although the strength of the Song God Band is not worth mentioning , but our Sheep Mule Chicken team must also go all out, this is how we respect our opponents."
"Yes...really?" I laughed with veins on my head. What exactly happened? Why can't I hear any respect from what he just said?
"So, the day before the final battle, I secretly followed you and another team member (Aleus), intending to peep... ahem, intending to understand your poor strength."
"This is obviously peeping! You must have let it slip! It's just peeping! What kind of respect is this? It's obviously cheating, you bastard!"
I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind. No wonder, that day when I went to a deserted place for secret training with Alius, I kept feeling someone behind me. It turned out to be these three despicable guys.
"Forget it, forget it. Everything has passed. Shouldn't we just smile lightly at this time and regard it as a good memory?" Goth Gorilla interceded.
"As a prisoner, what qualifications do you have to say such things? Hurry up and apologize to Mr. Wu and all the duelists in the world!" Even Sister Lina couldn't stand it and strangled Gao Te's neck from behind. As soon as his waist was pulled, there was a sudden click, and the Gorilla fell down with tears streaming down his face.
Where did you learn this good joint technique? Don't teach it to the girls in my family. See this scene. I couldn't help wiping the cold sweat on my forehead, remembering that the girls had a close relationship with Sister Lina. Especially Veras, whose hometown is Vitas Village, and sister Lina's hometown is still a sister village, and the relationship is even better.
I imagined myself being performed acrobatics by Veras, I imagined myself being performed acrobatics by Sara, I imagined myself being performed acrobatics by Linya... At this moment, I deeply realized that having a harem would inevitably lead to The price paid.
"Then what happened next? After you did such a despicable thing, where did you go next? I didn't see you at the farewell party on the last day. Where was the stunning appearance you planned?"
After the Gorilla stood up holding his waist and grinning, I immediately continued to ask.
"Hmph, that's a good question, it's on point." After hearing this, Gao Te felt his waist no longer hurt, his teeth stopped grinning, and he proudly touched his nose.
"You may not believe it, but this did happen to the three of us." After taking a slight breath, the Gorilla's expression became serious, and his serious face suddenly revealed an irresistible emotion. to the solemnity of doubt.
"Actually, at a certain moment, we didn't know what happened. When we woke up, guess what I saw?" He turned around and looked at me seriously, as if to say, Brother, I saw the stars and the sea.
"What on earth is it? Tell me quickly." I was a little bit intrigued.
"Humph, whatever, although you may not believe it, or even laugh at it, I still want to tell you openly!" Gaut declared loudly, took another breath, and his expression became more solemn.
"Me, Mishan, and Khan, after waking up, we found ourselves in heaven."
I:"……"
This... doesn't it mean you are dead?
"There is a beautiful world of flowers, white, red, purple, and golden, blooming all over the place, with beautiful butterflies flying constantly, and far in front of us, there is a majestic, sacred white The building, the holy white light shining from there, is very warm. It’s like waving to us.”
No, no, no, it's dangerous in every sense of the word. That white building always feels like you can't come back once you go there.
"Of course, the three of us are not people who make choices so easily."
It seems that you animals are not completely stupid. It must be the sharp intuition of animals that makes you aware of the danger.
"Maybe there is a more beautiful place behind it?"
Totally disappointed with the intelligence of these guys...
"So we looked back and we were trembling. Guess what we saw?"
"What on earth is it?" I agreed stiffly.
"A big blood-red river with no end in sight separates the sea of flowers where we are, on the other side of the river..." At this point, the Gorilla looked very frightened and was trembling.
"It was a gray world, with bare loess everywhere. There seemed to be countless figures shaking in the gray, moaning in pain, and full of the unpleasantness of life, old age, illness and death."
That's the real world over there. Swim back quickly, you idiot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
"So we ran decisively towards that gorgeous, solemn and sacred white building."
It's over, these three guys are completely finished.
"Then...then..." Suddenly, Gao Te's serious and serious face with the Chinese character changed into an exaggerated expression, as if he were performing facial expressions, and turned into a whimsical, pig-like look.
"Then, we met an angel there." With a look that every man knows, he came up to look at me mysteriously and said to me.
"I'll tell you the truth. You can't betray me, brother, and run to tell Lina. This is a huge secret that I have endured Lina's torture and did not reveal."
"Of course, how could I betray my brother?" I laughed.
It's impossible to go out and tell her, because Sister Lina is right next to her, and she's already smiling.
I started to tremble, for fear that Sister Lina's anger would affect Chiyu, but at this time. She cast a smiling look. Let me continue with Gott.
"So, what's going on?" I made a cross in my mind. Silently pray and mourn for Gott.
"Beautiful angel chick, many beautiful angel chicks gathered around." Gorilla Gorilla's appearance was even more exaggerated, and his whole face was almost like Brother Pig's deformation.
"Oh, is it so?"
I was just about to continue asking, but Sister Lina next to me didn't have the patience to be an observer anymore, so she directly intervened and asked coldly.
"Of course, dear Wu, can I still lie to you? We are all men, so there is no need for it, right? As long as I can fool Lina, it will be fine. I told her that I met a group of cute marmots, Suddenly he emerged from the ground, and the three of us kept playing whack-a-mole there, and that idiot Lina really believed it, hahahaha——!!”
"..."
I don’t want to say anything anymore, Brother Gott, I wish you will become a Buddha as soon as possible.
"Those angels... are so beautiful, can they compare with your Karina?" Sister Lina, whose pretty face has turned dark, seems to be planning to continue digging the hole deeper and bury Gott completely, and Continue to ask.
"Well, just in terms of appearance, they should be about the same. But, here... they are not on the same level. Wu, you must have never imagined that those delicate and slender angels can be so promising."
The Gorilla made a claw-like gesture with his hands, making an infinitely lewd grabbing gesture that everyone could understand, and said with a bleeding nose.
"Oh? So that's it, the breasts are much bigger."
Sister Lina now was like a volcano that was trembling violently before erupting. I stepped back ten meters silently.
"I'm not lying to you, of course she is older than Lina... much, much... much... much... much... much..."
No matter how slow and complacent this Gorilla is, it is impossible not to notice the approaching, active volcano standing behind him, exuding boundless murderous aura. As she spoke, she turned her head, Seeing his wife's asura-like appearance, her voice became trembling, but even so, she insisted on finishing her words and explaining herself clearly.
Sometimes I really have to admire the stupidity and boldness of this orangutan.
"It seems that you, the orangutan, have hidden a lot from me." Sister Lina was gearing up, her clothes automatically moved without any wind, and the air around her had turned red.
"Wait... wait, Lina, Lina, I was just joking with Wu. Right, Wu, that's it, right? You are my favorite." Gao Te said. A line used by all cheating men.
"It's useless to talk more——!!!"
As Sister Lina yelled angrily, I turned my head and closed my eyes, unable to bear witnessing the brutal mutilation of the Gorilla.
After a few minutes, the breath behind him calmed down. I turned around and saw Sister Lina with a bright smile on her face, holding a piece of black charcoal that could no longer be distinguished from the human form.
"I'm sorry, Brother Wu, can you help me go to the new district and ask for leave with Linya? There shouldn't be much to deal with today." She said to me with such a gentle smile, Sister Lina's eyes When it fell on the black coal in his hand, he suddenly transformed into an angry Super Saiyan, speaking every word as if he was going to chew someone into pieces.
"I want to go back now. I will ask carefully and thoroughly from beginning to end what this bastard gorilla did. Even if he farted when he did it, he will be tortured to find out."
"Yes...yes, Sister Lina, don't worry." I was so frightened by Sister Lina's appearance that I was trembling all over. How could I refuse? It seems that the suffering day of Gorilla has just begun from now on.
Also, it turns out that Sister Lina is also jealous. He knew clearly that the Gorilla was just a dream or a hallucination when one leg stepped into the gate of hell. He actually cares so much.
Although I have been aware of it from very early on, don’t forget the time when I first met Sister Lina. She was very dissatisfied with my behavior of opening a harem, and she was a feminist with a clear distinction between love and hate.
After watching the two people leave, after taking a few steps, footsteps could be heard from behind. When I looked back, I saw that it was Sister Lina who had come back for some reason.
I just wanted to raise my hand to say hello, but I was stopped by the serious look on Sister Lina's face. I looked at her at a loss when she came to me, and then she bent down slightly and bowed.
This... what kind of trouble is this?
"Actually, Brother Wu...I'm sorry, there are some things I just had no face to say." Lifting her waist, looking directly at me, and taking a deep breath, Sister Lina seemed to have mustered up the courage to say this to me. .
"Ha... ha? No face?" I was stunned, and I even had the urge to pinch my face to see if I was dreaming.
"Yes." Sister Lina lowered her head, like a child who had done something wrong.
"Actually, there is another important reason why I chose to stay."
"Hmm... Aha, what exactly is...?" I was already a little confused by Sister Lina's jumping dialogue.
"That's...you, little brother Wu."
"Me?" Well... Although it's rude to think this way, the elder sister Lina in front of me can't be a fake.
"That's right, because of you, Little Brother Wu. To be honest, before we met Little Brother Wu, Gao Te and I were very confident in our own talent and strength. Although it is not as good as those geniuses, it is still not enough. It's more than enough, maybe it's arrogance, maybe it's the arrogance of being an adventurer, we've always thought like this." After a pause, Sister Lina looked at me without blinking.
"We didn't know what the gap was until we met Seattle. However, we didn't lose confidence at that time. Instead, we caught up and tried to regain our place until we met Wu Xiaodi."
"..."
"In less than ten years of experience, a strong man like Seattle Ke and Carlos, who is as powerful as him, have joined forces for hundreds of years. Maybe Wu Xiaodi, you yourself are not aware of your existence. It’s so shocking, especially for those of us who have been adventurers for decades, it feels like all these decades of training have been in vain.”
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