Chapter 1,707 A Tragedy Caused by a Pill?

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"Oh, what on earth is it?" I instantly displayed my skill of pretending to be stupid.

"I just acted like I just remembered it." The sharp-eyed maid said, staring at me.

"There is no way, because the setting can only remember four skills... no, four things, so I can only selectively forget them." I gave a thumbs up, very cheerful.

"Then what four things do you remember?" The idiot maid's eyes became extremely indifferent.

"Leave, leave immediately, leave quickly, leave at all costs!" I said as I climbed up from the bed using my hands and feet and jumped high.

At that moment, I was no longer an ordinary person, but a champion.

Unfortunately, the pornographic maid is not an ordinary maid.

He reached out and grabbed my back heel, and fell to the ground in mid-air.

"Your Highness, there is a custom in our elven clan." The dirty maid with a half-smiling expression looked particularly scary.

"What...what customs?" I was trembling with fear.

"If you break your promise, you will have to swallow a thousand bottles of birth control pills."

"It's a thousand needles, right?!" I roared.

"Okay, choose one of the two. As your loyal and lovely maid, I suggest that Your Highness choose a thousand needles."

"What kind of horrible contraceptive pill do you want to give me!!"

Under Jeluka's coercion, I was forced to fulfill my promise. Help her experiment with the newly developed contraceptive pill.

"Here, this is it." She handed me a mass-produced contraceptive bottle. There was nothing unusual about it from the outside.

Uncork the bottle. There was no black smoke coming out of the skull, but this scared me even more. I would rather be poison, because the antidote in my pocket can be used immediately.

After pouring out the pills from the bottle, there was only one black pill about the size of a tail finger, which rolled gurglingly into the palm of his hand.

"Take it quickly." The Huang Duanzi maid's eyes were shining, full of nervousness and anticipation for the effect of the medicine.

Grandma in heaven, please prepare my favorite dish in the flower field. I'm here.

Leaving behind a tear of helplessness and sadness, I slammed my palm into my mouth, swallowed it with a growl in my throat.

"Okay, now you're satisfied." Taking a deep breath, I looked at the pornographic maid and said angrily.

"If nothing is wrong, I will leave first. Maybe I have to leave my last words as soon as possible. This is all your fault. Just wait and see, I will turn into a ghost and haunt you in your dreams every day!" I cursed loudly, pointing at the sky. With. Then he turned around resolutely.

"Wait a minute." The collar was suddenly grabbed.

"Aren't you going to let go of the dying people?" I turned around and looked at the pornographic maid innocently.

"Your Highness, can you stretch out your palm and let me see it?"

"You actually doubted me, I misjudged you!" I held out my palm angrily.

"Look, there is nothing. Trust me now, but it can't be saved. You have deeply hurt my weak heart. This scar will be engraved on my soul and will stay for a lifetime. Unless there is no mountain, there is no mausoleum. Otherwise, heaven and earth will never heal." I seemed to have become a sour literary scholar and a third-rate love song writer. Could it be that this was the effect of that pill.

"It's hidden in the inventory, right?"

"Well……"

This stupid maid had surprisingly strong reasoning skills, and it was all discovered.

"Is there any evidence? Why do you doubt others so casually!" I looked at me with a righteous look, feeling that my personality and integrity had been seriously insulted.

"It's not casual, it's a serious suspicion." The Huang Duanzi maid complained sharply, and then said indifferently.

"It doesn't matter, there's no need for evidence or anything like that."

As she said that, she took out another bottle: "This medicine is very difficult to refine. It took me a long time to collect the materials alone, and there is only one left. I have long known that the stupid prince can cheat, so what I just gave you is Counterfeit expired birth control pills.”

"It's already fake and it still needs to expire? How persistent and expired are you?!" I angrily raised the coffee table in my mind.

"Hey, long, long, long, just give it to me." No matter what, the maid opened my mouth and stuffed the medicine directly into my throat with lightning speed, without even having time to spit it out. Vomited and swallowed with a gulp.

Really... really eaten!

Grandma from Heaven, how many dishes have you cooked?

"I'm going to die." I lowered my head in frustration, ready to go home and make arrangements for my funeral.

"Don't worry, it won't be a problem, probably."

"I can't feel at ease if you say that!"

"It's been tested, it's no problem."

"You should have said so earlier." When I heard that it had been tested, I raised my head and felt full of strength.

Come on, go home and have sex with the girls.

"Uh..." The pornographic maid walked around me, muttering something.

Suddenly, she stretched out her little hand and pinched my face slightly.

"It hurts, what are you doing?" I was unhappy.

"It's strange. Could there be something wrong? It doesn't make sense. Could it be that it hasn't taken effect yet?" She ignored me, but lowered her head and pondered.

"I don't care about you, I'm going back." I rolled my eyes, ignored the dirty maid, and strode away.

On the way, I found a little tail.

Although she tried very hard to hide herself, her eyes would have been exposed long ago if she could stop staring at me so intensely.

Turning around suddenly, the little maid reacted extremely quickly and quickly retracted, leaving me in the dark.

This is not okay, this is her territory, and I am obviously no match for playing hide-and-seek.

I have to use Zhuge's strategy to lure the other party to reveal his flaws.

I gave a deep expression. Countless conspiracies were brewing in my mind, and after sifting through them one by one, I finally came up with the most effective strategy.

next moment. I accelerated forward suddenly, turning when I saw a bend, and going around the road when I saw it. I walked for more than ten minutes in one breath.

When I turned around, there was no trace behind me.

"Huh, stupid human being, Ben Druid got rid of it just by a little trick." I snorted proudly, slowed down, and walked back slowly.

Have you really gotten rid of it? Of course it's impossible, this is the home of pornographic maids, so I do this. Just to make her relax her guard.

But it wasn't enough. I had to pretend to be completely relaxed and let down my guard, so that she could show her weakness.

How to pretend?

What would a person want to do when he is most relaxed and content?

I don't know what other people think. Anyway, I think humming a little tune and singing it loudly is the simplest and most effective way, and with this druid's god-level strength, the other party will definitely be addicted to it instantly. At that time, it is the time for the biggest flaw!

"Ahem."

Auntie, look at this druid's rough and powerful voice!

"You are the wind and I am the sand."

While singing, I quickly glanced at the hidden corner behind me.

"Huh?"

I stopped singing and walked forward quickly.

What's going on? Why did the pornographic maid suddenly collapse on the roadside?

Lying on the ground with her eyes rolling in circles, the pornographic maid looked particularly innocent and pitiful.

It was so boring, she had already fallen down before I even used any real skills.

I carried the pornographic maid who died of an unknown accident on my back and sent her back.

When I got home, I found that no one was there. Was it because I told them that I would be returning to the camp in the next two days, so I went out shopping together?

I thought to myself, somehow my mouth was very dry, and I drank several large glasses of water before I felt relieved.

Is it a side effect of taking that birth control pill?

However, after such a long time, there is still no violent reaction from the body, so it should be fine.

I rubbed my somewhat groggy head, returned to my room, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

After a while...

A petite and suspicious figure appeared at the door of the house.

"Hey, hey, I just heard about it. Everyone goes out. Only idiot Wu is here. It's a good time for me, the princess, to make a sneak attack."

That petite figure, Her Royal Highness Beiya, the tall elf princess, covered her small mouth, let out a malicious laugh, tiptoed, and gently pried open a crack in the door with a guilty conscience, and got in.

"Where is it? Where is idiot Wu? This princess is here to deal with you."

While humming a little tune, she raised her pointed elf ears and peered around. If someone else saw her, they would definitely not recognize that she was an elf princess who was famous for her elegance and charm (?), and would think she was a thief.

"Here?" He opened the door of the room that he had already investigated, and sure enough, the idiot was in his room, lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.

"Hoo ho ho, you are such a big lazy pig. You are sleeping in broad daylight. Not only are you a fool, but you are also extremely lazy. Let me, the princess, do justice to God and punish you, this useless lazy idiot Wu. "

Smirking proudly, Beya carefully closed the door and lurked up.

"It's so useless to be approached so easily. You guy, you really have no sense of vigilance at all. You are so useless. You are the most useless guy I have ever seen."

Looking at the defenseless sleeping face in front of her, Beya held back her laughter and moved closer, wanting to remember this guy's funny sleeping face.

She was sleeping so soundly, so a light touch shouldn't matter.

Thinking in his mind, Beiya, who was lying on the edge of the bed, stretched out her little finger and gently poked the sleeping face in front of her.

Can't you even wake up like this? There is really nothing we can do about this guy.

Looking at it, somehow, a scene from a few years ago suddenly appeared in Beiya's mind.

That was when my favorite sister Alto condescended to marry the idiot in front of me.

The stupid Wu who was drunk and lying on the bed like a dead pig was raped by that porn princess. The little girl Tia was riding underneath, and it was a shocking moment when the two mouths came together.

At that time...were these lips...

The memory of those two lips touching each other magnified infinitely in my mind. Every detail is shown, even the pink tongue slightly sticking out of Tia's girl's mouth.

Beiya, who was still in her hazy age, suddenly felt a throb in her heart. I swallowed hard, my throat was a little dry.

When she came back to her senses, she suddenly discovered that she seemed to be staring too closely at the lips in front of her and immersed in the memories of that time. She had unknowingly gotten closer and closer, and actually... seemed to want to kiss her. Does it go well? ! !

Beja was like a frightened cat. He suddenly arched his body and jumped back, far away.

Phew, it’s really incredible, almost... almost...

Thinking of this, Beiya's face turned red with embarrassment. She was holding back her breath and had nowhere to vent her sullen mood. Her eyes fell on the sleeping face on the bed. It seemed that he was having some kind of sweet dream, and he actually grinned.

This bastard made this princess so miserable, yet he dared to have such a dream!

Bea was suddenly furious.

This time, I must teach this idiot a lesson!

How to teach a good lesson?

Beja moved forward again. He circled around the sleeping guy on the bed, thinking hard.

It's such a common method...it doesn't seem interesting.

correct!

She suddenly remembered something.

Didn't Sister Jasmine say that idiot Wu is a big pervert? If you step on his lower body with bare feet, you will actually feel good. He is indeed a super pervert.

You might as well try it out now and see the ridiculous expression on Wu's face when he looks very happy.

Having made up her mind, Beja immediately took off her shoes and socks, got on the bed, stood condescendingly, and looked down at the lazy pig sleeping bug lying in front of her.

Where is... below?

She gently raised a small jade foot that was as perfect as a work of art, and touched someone's lower body through the quilt, but she couldn't find the direction.

Forget it, never mind, just give it a try.

With this thought in mind, he dropped his toes in one place and rubbed them lightly a few times.

It didn't seem like it was here. Beja, who instinctively noticed this, raised her toes again and moved to the next position.

After trying more than a dozen positions and standing on one foot without any support, Beiya didn't feel tired at all and never lost a trace of balance, which shows how light and soft her body is. , excellent balance.

Next location.

Suddenly, the idiot let out a weak moan, which cheered up Beja.

Could it be right here?

Her toes happened to fall between someone's legs.

Rub, rub, rub.

The five small and cute toes moved nimbly, constantly rubbing and harassing that spot. Gradually, Beya found that the steady breathing of the other person's sleeping body seemed to be messy, and occasionally he would let out a slight moan.

Moreover, the originally soft place was gradually becoming hard.

Sure enough, this is it!

Beiya thought excitedly and moved her toes even harder.

Hora Hora, hurry up and show this princess how awesome you are, you big pervert and big fool!

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