Chapter 1,708 The Maid’s Failed Counterattack?
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"I...had a strange dream."
As if I had lost something precious, I muttered to myself in despair, and then my eyes fell on the bed.
This is the home of the pornographic maid. At this time, this stupid maid is being tied up by me in a [beep] armor binding method, with a ball of cloth stuffed in her mouth.
It’s a long story, so I’ll keep it short.
After taking the expired contraceptive pill newly developed by the pornographic maid, I got rid of her and returned home smoothly.
Everything should have gone smoothly, but for some reason, my head suddenly felt dizzy, so I fell asleep.
It's not a big deal, just sleeping, it's a normal thing.
So far, it's been pretty normal. In my dream, I seemed to have had a very vague erotic dream.
As for men, I still don’t care about anyone who hasn’t had an erotic dream.
However, just when I woke up and thought about the vague spring dream, I suddenly found that my lower body was wet.
Could this be the legendary, long-lost dream [beep]?
I was instantly shocked.
But I soon felt relieved. As a man, who doesn’t...
Wait, something's wrong, you bastard!
I suddenly woke up. Then he lifted the coffee table angrily.
Didn't you just go to the house of the pornographic maid before you went to bed, where you were teased by her dressing up and had sex? Where did the dream come from [beep]!
It must be that newly developed expired birth control pill that is causing trouble.
I instantly transformed into the famous detective Mouri Kogoro, and I could see through the method of committing the crime at a glance. See through the enemy's plot.
So, there was the following scene.
"Tell me, what exactly is that expired birth control pill used for? What effect does it have? I think you should understand the principle of leniency for those who confess and jail time, and strict punishment for those who resist. I think you should go home to celebrate the New Year." I He glared at the pornographic maid with a stern expression.
The maid whined a few times, as if she wanted to fight to the end.
"Humph, if you don't speak, you think if you don't speak, there's nothing I can do to you? Just do it honestly."
Sneering, at this moment, I have been possessed by Grandma Rong. I have two SS-level treasures in my hand - the embroidery needle and the small black room. Even if the enemy is Qin Shihuang, Hitler, or ***. The Monkey King, Kui Ye, and Steve Jobs’ cruel men are absolutely no match for me!
I raised my head, laughed loudly and proudly, and glared viciously at the pornographic maid.
oh. Oops, I made a mistake and forgot to take out the cloth from her mouth. I said why she kept whining.
"Let me go, you beastly prince!" As soon as her mouth was freed, the stupid maid couldn't wait to scream and protest. Being tied up in such a shameful manner made her burst into tears.
"You're just a maid, you still want to give orders to the master?" I squatted down, pinched the cheeks of this stupid maid, and gently stroked her delicate facial features with my fingertips, then slid over the sensitive neck, collarbone, armpits, and along the straps The traces kept teasing.
"Actually, I'm very happy, right? Being tied up like this, you slutty maid."
"It's just... that's not the case. Let me go, you idiot, pervert, and get kicked to death by a million horses!" Huang Duanzi's maid struggled, amidst the gentle strokes of her fingertips. , The delicate body could not help but tremble slightly, and the blush on her face became even worse.
"It's really outrageous, you slutty maid, what would you do if little Heitan saw this?" I showed an even more sinister smile, pinched the little maid's chin and asked.
"Woo!! No... don't..." This hit directly hit the fatal point of the pornographic maid. She had no problem showing off her integrity in front of anyone, but not in front of Xiao Heitan.
"In that case, just tell me the truth. You only have one chance. If you lie, I will call Xiao Heitan over and show her how excited you are now."
"Wuwu~~I'm just... not excited." Huang Duanzi's maid protested weakly. After hesitating for a moment, it seemed that she really felt the first moral crisis in her life, and finally made up her mind to tell the truth.
"Actually, that pill is..." She said softly in a voice that could not be lowered.
"The effect of the pill is... it can make the person who takes it confused for a short time, and then likes to be tortured, which is what the idiot prince often said...
"Why did you eat such a terrible thing for me!!!" When I learned the truth, I was so frightened that I wanted to immediately pick my throat and pull out the pills.
"Because... because the idiot prince always bullies me, especially in... Yes... Humph, I also want to fight back and let the idiot prince have a taste of cock shaking." The vengeful maid of pornographic jokes snorted, confidently said.
"Who wants to taste it! I've already experienced the feeling of shaking my vagina...ahem, no, I don't want that kind of thing!"
I almost let it slip, but I can't expose my ambition towards Sister Sharna and my current helpless situation, and let this stupid maid take advantage of it and add another powerful piece of gossip in the little yellow book.
"Fortunately, it has no effect." Recalling what happened after taking the pill, I felt palpitated and relieved. It was just an erotic dream, and then the dream [beep], it must be a side effect.
"It's impossible, the experiment has obviously been done." The Huang Duanzi maid muttered unwillingly.
"Hmph, I have a physique like a giant dragon, and I'm quite resistant to drugs. Don't use your useless experiments as a reference." I patted my chest and said proudly.
"It seems that this is the only way to explain it. We have obviously taken this situation into consideration and formulated the medicine to the strongest effect. Unexpectedly...it seems to have failed." Sighing, Huang Duanzi's maid was full of frustration. .
"I think... you'd better worry about yourself. You actually gave me that kind of food, and you even tried to defeat your superiors." I glared at her condescendingly.
"Didn't you succeed?" The maid tried to argue.
"Although I didn't succeed, it doesn't mean that I can be forgiven. Attempted murder is also a felony!" I angrily yelled, looking at her from side to side, thinking of ways to punish her.
Unfortunately. God didn't give me time. There was movement from the direction of the library outside the door.
Well, have you finished studying?
Looking at the time, he ran over after waking up and tortured him to extract a confession. Before he knew it, it was already dusk.
"I'll spare you this time." I helplessly untied the maid and tidied up the messy clothes. Be decent and greet your baby girl with a smile.
"Let's try other formulas next time." Behind him, the maidservant of Huang Duanzi murmured slightly.
"What did you say?" I turned around and widened my eyes.
"It's nothing, it's just the illusion of the idiot prince." The Huang Duanzi maid tilted her head, and her arrogance immediately became arrogant again, looking completely unrepentant.
What sin did I commit in my previous life? How could I meet such a maid that makes people both angry and loved?
The next day, seeing that nothing happened, I decided to go back right then and there.
We didn’t want to make too much of a fuss, so we just asked people to notify Artori and Grandma Yalandlan. We planned to leave quietly, but unexpectedly a few more people came to see us off.
Grandma Yalandlan is old and cannot move around, but she still came to see her off in person this time. After all, she has taught Lena for such a long time. When she thought that half of her students were finally leaving, her behavior became Makes sense.
Arturia was expecting it, and Milas behind her...well, she could probably guess it.
"It's such a pity, Mira. I didn't expect to say goodbye so soon. If you have time to come to the camp to play, I will definitely entertain you." I held the soft little hand of Knight Mipa and waved it up and down happily, with a look on my face. There was no regret at all.
This Knight of Mi Pa comes to stimulate me every day. Doesn’t he know that haste makes waste, and the extremes of things will lead to the opposite? I almost have a shadow on her now.
"It is indeed a huge regret. Mira still wants to have a long talk with His Highness again." Faced with my hypocrisy, Mira couldn't tell what was going on in my mind, and smiled softly and sweetly.
Don't make it sound like you and I have had a long conversation!
I rolled my eyes secretly and forced a look of regret on my face.
"However, there are important things that need to be dealt with during this period. After that, there is still a very important task. Probably... I won't be able to go to the camp to visit His Highness in person in a short time." Milas said even more regretfully.
"It's okay, it's okay, the task is important, and there is still plenty of time. I will miss you forever." After hearing her say this, the expression of regret that I managed to squeeze out was instantly overwhelmed by a cheerful smile.
"Does His Highness think so too? That's great." Those little hands clasped together gently on her chest, and Milas's smile became bright and charming.
She took a step closer and lowered her singing voice.
"However, His Highness and I are involved in fate. I have a hunch that perhaps in the near future, we will be able to meet again under the arrangement of fate."
"Is...is it? I hope so, fate is...it's so amazing." The smile on my face froze, and I stammered in agreement.
A strong feeling of something bad came over me.
This knight doesn't seem to be trying to scare people. Her words are full of affirmation and confidence, making people feel that even if fate is not on her side, she will temporarily act as the goddess of fate. Create opportunities for encounters.
In addition to Knight Mipa, Amrudina also came to see her off. After the border war calmed down, she did not continue to serve as the commander-in-chief of the battle line. There was no need to suppress the battlefield. Arturia seemed to want her to go out for some training. look.
After all, after being promoted to the domain realm, such training is needed to consolidate the realm. Next, there will be a period of extremely impressive rapid growth in power, which also requires a lot of training to achieve.
After saying goodbye to Amrudina, who looked extremely regretful and depressed, my eyes fell on the other person.
Aren’t these the long-lost red b children’s shoes? Why did he come to see me off? It was completely unlike his cold and cool character.
Stand not far away. Crossing his arms with his chest, he stopped his slender and strong body and leaned his back against a big tree. After I finished greeting them one by one, they appeared in front of me with a whoosh.
"Yo... yo, Lantes. Long time no see." Because of Sister Sharna's incident, I felt a little guilty when I greeted him.
"I want to confirm something with you." Hong B's children's shoes had sharp eyes and said directly as soon as he came up.
"Kasha...that guy left, didn't he?"
"Yes...yes, you should have known this a long time ago, right." I wiped my sweaty forehead, not knowing how to speak.
This kind of information is not a secret at all, you can find out by just asking around. Why do you still need to confirm with me?
"Of course not for such a trivial matter. According to the information I heard, it seems that you were involved. Due to some kind of opportunity, she cheered up and went to the third world, is that right?"
Red b children's shoes that almost never lose their temper in front of me. At this moment, the cold and sharp eyes could not hide the excitement and expectation.
"This...should be considered so." I answered vaguely.
Judging from the old drunkard's subsequent performance and messages, she had indeed cheered up and planned to do something spectacular.
But when she left, she left me a lot of credit notes. It also made me doubt her integrity, so I put a big question mark, or discount, on the word "Cheer up".
"That's it." After getting the accurate answer, Hong B muttered to himself and suddenly disappeared.
Hey hey hey, I said you play The Flash?
But when I was leaving, a light and cold word still fell into my ears. "I will personally confirm it. If it is correct, the original promise will be fulfilled."
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